Demon King's Bather

The pain in the abdomen didn’t seem to affect Mi’s good appetite. When she smelled the smell of leeks, Mi’s eyes lit up. Leaning on her husband’s broad shoulders, this sturdy lady ate more than 40 eggs with leeks in one go after giving birth. stuffed dumplings, and—

Accompanied by a long and rhythmic fart with a special smell, honey's abdominal pain healed without medicine...

All the monsters couldn't help but escaped.

Only Xiong Jingju, perhaps because of the power of love, of course, may also be locked by his wife's death ray, and did not escape.

"Ahem~ Maybe, this kind of leek is not the same as the one we have here," Yu Chunlai habitually touched his nose, desperately trying to cover up the embarrassment for the mother who farted a super big fart, "This kind of leek may have The effect of clearing the stomach, sister Mi's postpartum abdominal distension may be due to flatulence, and she ate our leek dumplings by mistake, which excreted the flatulence in her stomach."

As soon as Yu Chunlai finished speaking, there was a burst of bang bang bang bang bang puff puff in the cave, the huge embarrassment was like a heavy iron pot covering the heads of all the monsters.

His Royal Highness the Demon King felt that he had never been so embarrassed in thousands of years.

They are a family of monsters, who bleed, sweat and don't shed tears, let alone fart in public, they are simply a lifetime of stains!There is no way to get rid of the ascension!

"Well, why don't we go back first?" Yu Chunlai was the first to react. At this time, let's save some face for his new friend, especially Mi is a beautiful woman. "I suddenly remembered that there are still many prey at home. Not dealt with."

"Okay, okay, come see Mi's cub tomorrow, I came out too fast just now, I didn't even ask if the cub is male or female." Hong also said awkwardly.

Then, I don’t know if I was infected by honey. I just walked out a few steps, I heard a few long and rhythmic farts from this small team, accompanied by the smell of fermented leeks, Instantly dilutes the magic of love——

"Damn it! You are not allowed to go back to your room to sleep tonight!" The angry Demon King struggled to jump off his favorite cat slave.

"That room, if I remember correctly, should be mine...forget it! Xiaobai, can I squeeze with you tonight?" Yu Chunlai looked at Xiaobai.

"Okay!" Xiaobai couldn't wish for it. Only outsiders find it disgusting to fart. Farting by oneself will not feel disgusting, or is it more embarrassing than disgusting?

A few days later, when all the monsters forgot about the farting incident, the mother confinement.

Because during the whole confinement, I ate the soup and water brought by the giant congregation Yu Chun, and in order to take care of the cubs, I still owed the prey on credit. The first thing I did after giving birth, Mi went to the valley to pick one. Huge and fresh honeycomb, full of fresh honey from the thorn flower of the season, was given to Yu Chunlai as a thank you gift.

"Actually, it's not necessary. Brother Huge and I have already agreed. When the cub is older, he will be free. It will be enough to kill three raccoons to pay for the previous meal." Yu Chunlai knew that honey is a big thing The barren hills are so precious that they would not accept such a precious gift. This big beehive is much more valuable than the three raccoons.

"Accept it! If it wasn't for you, our cub Mian, I'm afraid this time... Sigh! You don't know, a member of our bear clan gave birth at about the same time as me, and the cub was born because of He was bitten by insects, got red sores on his body, and died." Mi couldn't bear it, and insisted on stuffing the rattan frame containing the large beehives into Yu Chunlai's arms.

"How could this happen?" Yu Chunlai was stunned. At first, he really just wanted to make the cubs live in a better environment so that they would be less sick, but what he didn't expect was that getting sick here would really kill people.

"I went to see it, and there are many worms in the animal skin that wraps the cub..." Mi explained with difficulty, with a lingering gloom choking in her throat.

In fact, she blamed herself very much. If she could have paid attention to Yu Chunlai's opinion at that time, and passed on the news that the delivery room needed to be disinfected and killed insects, according to the importance that the bear clan attaches to cubs, many monsters would take the initiative to clean up their nests. Yes, the monsters of the bear tribe are very lazy, but, for the sake of the cubs, let alone cleaning up the nest, it is no problem to replace it with a new one. All of this is due to her negligence, which caused such a tragedy.

"I can't blame you. It's really hard to change this custom all at once. However, Sister Mi, you, you can go and tell your clansmen that if there are cubs in your family who need cotton swaddling clothes, you can come to me to order them. It doesn't matter if you don't have any prey, just owe it first." Yu Chunlai also felt a little sad, if he had known that he would rather close the door for a few days, at the very least, he would run through all the monster caves that had cubs that were about to be born, whether he heard it or not. Listen to him, he tried his best, and he has no regrets.

"Okay! There won't be no prey. Hunting is easy this season. The reason why many monsters in the Great Barren Mountain choose to give birth in spring is because there are a lot of prey in spring, whether it is meat or animal skins, there are plenty of them." Honey agreed. In fact, even if Yu Chunlai didn't say anything, she planned to run through all the monster caves she knew.

Mi is a very enthusiastic female bear, and she has a very good relationship with the bear clan.Coupled with the chubby and healthy appearance of her cubs, it is clear evidence if it is taken out, and those pregnant female bears may not believe it.

"Okay, then I will hurry up and make some cotton swaddles and small clothes for the cubs in the next few days, and keep them for later use. If the size is cotton, is it okay?"

"Yes, Mian has grown fatter than ordinary cubs, and it's all thanks to you, Xiaoyu." Speaking of her fat son, Mi's complexion improved a lot.

"By the way, I haven't asked you yet, why did you name him Mian? I remember that the Great Barren Mountain doesn't seem to produce cotton." Yu Chunlai asked curiously.

"Although there are no cotton trees here, the reason why he survived in such a healthy way is because of the cotton swaddle you helped make." When Mi said this, she rubbed her hands in embarrassment, "Well, little fish, My sister has something to ask for your help..."

"whats the matter?"

"That's right, I heard that Hong is learning how to make cub clothes from you, can I learn along with you?"

"What's the matter? Sister Mi, you can come and learn today. Anyway, from today onwards, I will make more swaddling clothes and baby clothes. Come over and have a look, making clothes is very easy." Yu Chunlai laughed up.

"However, I saw that Hong's claws were swollen. I heard that they were poked by sewing needles. It must be very difficult to make clothes, right?" Thinking of Lang Yaohong's horrible claws that looked like hooves, Mi couldn't help but slap her. I shivered.

"Uh~~ It's actually not bad, you'll find out when you come and take a look." In front of Mi, Yu Chunlai was really embarrassed to make any bad comments about Lang Yaohong's savvy, so she could only let her witness it with her own eyes. My best friend is so stupid.

It wasn't until Mi took two days to learn how to make cotton swaddles that she realized why it took her best friend half a month to sew a baby monk's clothes... There is no cure for stupid hands!

In addition to cotton swaddling clothes, this spring, the "Leek Dumplings", which can effectively treat postpartum abdominal distension, also became an annual hot item among many expectant mothers in Dahuangshan.

Of course, because most of the female beasts are like the wolf demon red, more than brave, but not dexterous, and they can turn over an adult raccoon, but they can't hold an embroidery needle, so most of the time, they still hold their prey. Come over and exchange swaddles and baby clothes with the fish boss who opened the food shop.

So, after starting a business and opening a food shop, the versatile Yu Boss has another profitable business, which is tailoring.

This is much more profitable than opening a restaurant!

Because the Great Barren Mountain does not produce cotton, all the cotton cloth and cotton for clothes must be purchased from the foot of the mountain. People on the earth know that any things that need long-distance logistics and transfer will not be too cheap. There is no omnipotent treasure in this time and space, so Yu Chunlai swaddled the cotton cloth with peace of mind and sold it at a high price for a swaddle with two tails (or three gray sheep).

"Fortunately, these monsters seldom give birth once in hundreds of years, otherwise my hands would be disabled." Putting down the sewing needle and rubbing his stiff fingers vigorously, Yu Chunlai lamented.

"Yes, but this year is really a good year. We have so many cubs in Dahuangshan at one time." The tailor apprentice said with a smile, "In previous years, there were often no cubs born for several years, and when they were born, they died. There are also many, unlike this year, everyone disinfected the cave and put on new animal skins and cotton swaddles, and the cubs are very strong."

"Our bear family alone, I heard that there are already four cubs. This is really a good year!" Honey added happily.

"...That's the maternal and child health care hospital that you haven't been to in our time and space." Yu Chunlai complained silently, thinking about how great human beings are, in such a small county, sometimes dozens of babies are born in a day, compared to Monster beasts, human beings really have a strong ability to reproduce!

When Yu Chunlai was chatting with Mi, Hong, who had completely given up her sewing career, was playing with sister Xiaohua and Xiong Zaimian. This pair of sisters and brothers who were forced to order baby kisses by the cheating mother-in-law were hurting each other.

Sister Xiaohua relies on herself to be half a month older than Xiongzai Mian, and she is trying to crush Xiongzai Mian with her height. The weight crushes sister Xiaohua...

The unscrupulous mother Hong squatted on the side and laughed loudly. The scene of the two hairballs wrestling together is really cute, is there any?

The wolf demon Hui who came back from hunting really couldn't stand it anymore!

He felt that the doll relationship between his wife and honey was not reliable at all, that little fat man, do you dare to take the fat paw off my daughter's thigh? !Bullied girls at a young age, and was obscene!I will not marry my precious girl to you!

Hui put down his prey, picked up his own daughter, and with a light kick, pushed the little fat dumpling who was bullying his daughter aside, and fell into a big somersault.

The rough-skinned and thick-skinned Xiong Zai Mian doesn't mind being pushed somersaults. His favorite game is somersaults. Now that someone offers to help him do somersaults, he is too happy. Leaning on Hui's calf, his big round eyes looked at Hui expectantly, as if saying: Big monster, come and push me!

Hui: "..." How can such a retarded demon be worthy of being my daughter's husband?Go away, little fat man!