Demon King's Bather

"So many things, how can I transport them up the mountain?" Yu Chunlai said with a headache. There is no express delivery in this time and space, let alone consignment. They are just three demons, so there is no way to bring these two big trucks up the mountain.

"It seems that I can only stay here for one night. Xiaoyu, you are looking at these things in the inn. I will go back and find a few demons to help transport them up." Hui Ting thought about Yu Chunlai's lack of strength, and decisively decided to run back overnight to rescue soldiers. alright.

"That's the only way to go. I'd like to trouble you to visit my house and tell them that I can't go back until tomorrow. By the way, Xiaobai has already learned how to make bone soup with me. If my sister-in-law wants to drink it, let Xiaobai cook some." , I’ll buy some steamed buns and roast chicken for you to take home, let them eat whatever they want in the evening.” Yu Chunlai instructed carefully.

This is the best thing about living in a big city. As long as you have money, you don't have to worry about not being able to buy food.Yu Chunlai spent two renminbi to buy five roast chickens, dozens of steamed buns, and some stewed dried beans at a delicatessen, and asked Hui to bring them back for Xiaobai and the others to eat.

As for His Royal Highness the Demon King, who had convulsions from time to time, Yu Chunlai selectively forgot about it. Presumably His Royal Highness the Demon King would not bother to eat the food of these mortals, right?

To be honest, Yu Chunlai thinks he is a person with a good temper, but no matter how good-tempered he is, he can't endure the snake spirit disease of His Highness the Demon King, because you don't know when you suddenly say something wrong, and he will give you You turn your face away, or ignore you.

Yu Chunlai, who was originally not very good at dealing with interpersonal relationships, has avoided Ye Zhan like a snake since he was tossed twice by Ye Zhan, a snake spirit.

That night, after the ashes were sent away, the gates of the city were closed. Yu Chunlai and Huang Pi booked a medium-sized room in a government-run inn. A big bed was just enough for two people to sleep. The night in Qinghu City was also very lively, because Because of animal habits, many monsters are used to being nocturnal, so the places specially provided for these monsters to set up stalls are even more lively at night than during the day.

Yu Chunlai and Huang Pi visited the monster night market under the enthusiastic recommendation of the innkeeper, and ate many monster specialties that are hard to find in the mortal world. Chicken, and a kind of honey that is said to be brewed by some flying monsters. Yu Chunlai also bought a small basket of wild hawthorn and two cans of wild honey in bamboo tubes, and he planned to take them home to make delicious food.

In the monster night market in Qinghu City, the most sold are all kinds of herbs for cultivation and things for alchemy. These are very popular among mortal monks. Jin bought an inconspicuous stone the size of a brick. I heard later that the stone is said to be a rare material for refining weapons. However, these have nothing to do with him. He doesn't know how to practice, let alone It is enough to refine weapons, refine alchemy, open a small restaurant in the Great Barren Mountain, and feed those little monsters like him who have no father or mother.

However, when he finally left, Yu Chunlai couldn't help but bought a complete set of needles and threads at a stall. There were a few thick and long needles in it, which could be used to sew bedding and padded jackets, and other needles of different thicknesses were also available. It is useful. There is no sewing machine in this time and space. Yu Chunlai decided to rely on his own efforts. Anyway, he is not good at sewing by hand, but he is not as fast as a machine.

Back at the inn at night, Yu Chunlai made a money bag for Huang Pi with a pile of scraps of cloth bought at the cloth shop during the day. He doesn't know how to embroider, but he used the method of stacking flowers, using gold and red shredded silk satin, The two simplified Chinese characters of "Huangpi" are spelled outside, and it looks like a special local tyrant!

"Where do I need to bring this in the mountains..." Huang Pi was very happy, but tried not to laugh. This was the first time he received a gift made by Yu Chunlai himself.

"Pack money when you go out. You don't need to spend money in the mountains. You can bring some emergency supplies such as flint and salt with you. Survive in the wild, understand?"

"I know, let it go on TV." After all, Huang Pi is also a monster who has seen the world, so he immediately agreed.

The next day, Yu Chunlai and the others just woke up and had breakfast when Hui came back with some strange monsters. Hearing that they hadn't eaten breakfast, Yu Chunlai immediately took them to the alley opposite the inn and found the stall where they had breakfast , each demon ordered three big bowls of pork noodles, plus ten big meat buns.

The meat glutinous rice noodle of this restaurant is said to be handed down from the owner's family. Yu Chun claims to be a gourmet expert, but he couldn't imitate the meat glutinous rice noodles of this store, so he specially brought Hui and others to try it.

What he didn't expect was that Hui actually knew the owner of this noodle stall.

On the way back, Hui told him that the boss had also come from Dahuang Mountain. As for why the pork sausage was so delicious, although Hui didn't reveal it, it was said that it was related to a special edible medicinal material in Dahuang Mountain. Although Chunlai was tempted, but thinking that this was someone else's secret recipe, it was fine. Although the meat sausage he made was not as delicious as this, he couldn't just ruin his job just because he could eat it well, right?

Yu Chunlai didn't come back all night, which pissed off Ye Zhan, who was throwing a temper tantrum. Since yesterday, he refused to eat the food brought back by the big yellow cat and the others. When they came back, they couldn't help but want to go and see again.

Yu Chunlai really didn't bother to talk to him, and even asked the big yellow cat to send back the jade pendant that Ye Zhan gave him.No reward for nothing, since he was taken in by Ye Zhan and provided him with three free meals a day, it is considered as paying protection fees, and the rest is ignored. He feels that his heart is not strong enough to bear it, and he has no way to follow him. Such a late-stage patient with snake essence disease makes friends.

Having been severely hurt by his fragile heart, His Royal Highness the Demon King really began to retreat in a fit of rage.

However, he was angry because he was angry, and all this did not affect Yu Chunlai's normal life at all. The black and yellow guards were used to coming to him to eat food. If Ye Zhan didn't come, they could still eat more, so for him The childish behavior of his own king's embarrassment was happily ignored.

What's more, in the heart of the big black cat, I always feel that Yu Chunlai, a half-demon, no matter how delicious the food is, is not worthy of their king, and he can't have cubs. I wish Yu Chunlai and Ye Zhan could fall out. It was a joy to hear that Ye Zhan would no longer come to Yu Chun to come here, and he never thought of persuading him to make peace.

In the blink of an eye, half a month has passed, and the little sister Xiaohua, the cub of Hui's family, can already stand up and hop a few steps unsteadily, and the interior decoration of Yu Chunlai's house and the shop outside for business have finally been completed.

There is no custom in Dahuangshan that you must choose an auspicious day and warm the house when moving. On a sunny morning, Yu Chunlai and the others happily moved in. Although there was no banquet, they cooked a lot of delicious food. , Please Hui, these familiar monsters, have a big meal, even if they have moved to a new house.

The new home is far more satisfying than Yu Chunlai imagined.

The gray open space in front is now surrounded by iron-gray branches found in the mountains, forming a large yard of about two acres. According to Uncle Huang Pi, this kind of branches are easy to cut and survive. Water more at that time, and it will grow into a natural fence in a few years. It is said that you can eat a kind of sour and sweet red fruit in autumn.

After entering the yard, part of the east and west sides is set aside as a vegetable field, and a small pond with a size of about [-] square meters has been dug in the west downwind place. In the future, the water for bathing and washing clothes can be poured in and brought Watering the vegetable field; further inside, there is a row of four big houses built of adobe, without doors, and they are all half-open, the kind that can be directly opened for business with tables, chairs and benches.

In Hui's words, the monsters don't pay much attention to their food. It is good to have a roof to keep out the rain. There is no need to build a complete house. Wood is hard to find in the Great Barren Mountains, and some monsters like to eat in their original form. , What if the door is made and the big monsters can't get in?

Yu Chunlai thought so deeply, so there is now a row of open sheds.

Further inside the shed, there is a large kitchen on the east side, which is specially used for food delivery. There is a small door behind the kitchen, and behind the door is a place for stacking firewood.

Yu Chunlai has always been soft-hearted, and in the end he didn't let Little White Wolf and the others dig a cave to live outside alone, but put them in the same yard with their house.

The original cave at the back has been re-excavated on both sides, forming a row of three independent caves, which are similar to the caves in Shaanxi. It is relatively large, about 100 square meters, even if there are a few more little monsters in the future, they can live there.

The original cave in the middle was separated by adobe with a layout of three bedrooms, two halls and one bathroom. Yu Chunlai and Huang Pi shared one room, and the remaining room was used as a guest room. Originally, Yu Chunlai planned to leave it for Ye Zhan, but now that naive guy If he unilaterally broke up with him at his own risk, then there was no need to keep it. Yu Chunlai used it to pile up some quilts, cloth, food and the like that were not needed for the time being.

The mountain spring pit inside the cave has been enclosed separately, and a ditch has been dug to lead to a large pool outside. Ordinary families do not need to enter the cave for drinking water, just fetch water from the outside.

The cave on the west is actually the largest one, because it is wide and deep, so Yu Chunlai simply divided it with adobe into sixteen guest rooms, each about ten square meters, and planned to use it as an inn, although he has not yet Dig out the guests who will come to his store, but what if the business grows bigger in the future?

At night, lying on his new kang, Yu Chunlai happily rolled a few times.

It's great, this is really his own house, it's so big, he didn't even dare to think about it before, and all of this, in the final analysis, is thanks to the childish ghost who brought him here.

"Forget it! I'll forgive you one more time!" Yu Chunlai decided to prepare another one for that guy when he cooks tomorrow. After all, he is a monster who has shown great kindness to him and Uncle Huang. If he is childish, he is just an adult. People, what do you care about with a kitten?