Demon King's Bather

"Shuanghua, you have disappointed me so much!" Xuantianzong, after hearing the result of Ye Shuanghua's treatment, Ye Jilan looked at him with a disappointed face, "If you still can't let go of the fish demon, go to the back mountain to make your own way." Close it."

"My lord, it's not that I intend to let them go, it's just..." Ye Shuanghua smiled wryly.

"It's just that you don't have the guts!" Suddenly, a huge handprint appeared in the void, and with one palm, Ye Shuanghua was slapped outside the door. Ye Shuanghua's complexion was pale, and he immediately vomited a mouthful of black blood.

Immediately, a black-haired man in black appeared in the center of the hall. The man's sword-like brows and starry eyes, bright moon and clear wind, his eyes are not angry but mighty. Isn't he just a famous (and not stingy) demon god in the Three Realms? !

"Demon god?!" Ye Jilan was also shocked, and immediately took action to protect Ye Shuanghua. No matter what, Ye Shuanghua is the No.1 in their generation of Xuantianzong. The future hope of the sect must not be humiliated at will !

No. Yao**, everyone in the comprehension world knows that this guy is different from ordinary gods, he is the most willful and reckless!It is rumored that 3000 years ago, because a rabbit demon under his seat was accidentally captured by the mortal monks to make a cauldron when he was playing in the mortal world, this guy bloodbathed the monk's sect in a rage, not even a mouse Let it go, it really wiped out the whole family!He is really the most unreasonable god in the Three Realms!

"I heard that my unworthy disciple was bewitched by this unrighteous scum?"

"Why did the demon god say that? It was clearly the fish demon that confused my Xuantian sect disciple!"

"Fart! There are so many handsome and unrestrained male fish in Yaotai Xianchi, how can my disciple look up to this beast? It is clear that he took advantage of my disciple's fall into the mortal world and coaxed her. The little disciple has not yet died, so I must bloodbath your Xuantian Sect today!"

"Alian isn't dead yet?" Ye Shuanghua was overjoyed when he heard what the demon god said, and he struggled to get up without hematemesis.

"I beg God to tell my wife's whereabouts. It was all my fault in the past. It's up to A-Lian to decide whether to fight or kill!"

"Your wife? Isn't your wife in Xuantianzong?" The demon god smiled angrily, "If it wasn't for the sake of that child, I would have killed you with my own hands today. Get lost!"

Xu Shi hadn't finished venting his anger, after the demon god fanned Ye Shuanghua out of the yard with one palm, he turned around and looked at Ye Jilan coldly.

At this moment, Ye Jilan no longer had the indifference of the suzerain of Xuantian Sect. The coercion of the Shangxian was not just for fun. When he saw it like this, he seemed to be bound by something, and froze on the spot.

"The grievances and grievances in the past will be resolved by my apprentice in the future. From today onwards, members of the Xuantian Sect are not allowed to step into the Great Barren Mountain! Not to mention that they are not allowed to trouble my disciple, otherwise, this mountain will be an example!"

After all, there was a sudden loud roar outside, and outside the mountain gate, a mountain with a height of hundreds of feet suddenly plunged into the center of the earth. The huge falling sound even caused the entire Xuantianzong to experience a medium-sized earthquake !

All of a sudden, the walls collapsed and the house collapsed, and wailing was everywhere.

"Aren't the demon gods afraid of heaven's punishment for doing this?" Ye Jilan vomited blood in anger.

"Do you think the Heavenly Court will come to condemn me for your little Xuantianzong?" The demon god sneered, Xuantianzong, in the eyes of ordinary people, may be an unattainable existence, but in the eyes of the immortals in the Heavenly Court , but a group of things that are no different from ordinary people.

There is still a fire in the demon god's heart.

Back then, he violated the rules of heaven and was locked up in front of Suoxiantai and thought about it. Unexpectedly, after only 100 years, when he came out again, he heard that his fish demon apprentice had an accident in the mortal world. Only then did he realize that his innocent little apprentice was coaxed by a mortal man into making a cauldron, and in the end he was wounded by that man himself.

The demon god has always been protective of his weaknesses. His apprentice made a mistake. Whether he should be locked up or punished for starvation is up to him. If an outsider dares to touch a hair of his land, it is like touching a tiger's ass!

In particular, Heavenly Court has always had few descendants. Although that little fish is a half-demon, he is the first grandson under his sect. When he thinks that this disciple almost died somewhere he didn't see, the demon god can't wait to kill the culprit immediately. The culprit, Ye Shuanghua, was crushed to death!

He ran to Xuantianzong angrily and had a fit. After thinking about it, their monsters never fight for nothing. I heard that their disciples and grandchildren are not in good health?Coincidentally, Xuantianzong planted a lot of medicinal herbs for health, and the demon god plucked many of them in one go, and only selected the expensive ones for the long ones, until the whole medicinal garden looked like a village in the city after demolition, and then he left with satisfaction. .

"Hey! Get up, clean up! Shuanghua, you go to the back mountain by yourself, and retreat for three years." For no reason, such a rambunctious and violent god like the demon god made a big fuss at the gate of the mountain, but it happened to be his own fault. Do you know that the Fish Demon actually has such a backstage?What a bad luck!

At the same time, the demon god who was regarded as "unlucky" by everyone in the Xuantian Sect turned into a black crow, flew outside the cave where Yu Chunlai lived, and landed on the dead jujube tree.

The sun was about to set, and Yu Chunlai was busy cooking.

Now there are many demons eating here, besides His Royal Highness the Demon King and the two black and yellow, there are also him and Uncle Huangpi, as well as the little white wolf and civet brother and sister, plus the wolf demon Hui who comes to pick up takeaways on time every day , the pressure of three meals a day is also much greater.

Fortunately, he was trained in the night market in the past. During the peak season, long queues in front of the stalls are common.However, just because he does things neatly doesn't mean that he will be foolishly busy cooking under the stove every day.

He is a half-demon who wants to be the boss in the future, how can he just be content to be an ordinary cook?

So, that night, Yu Chunlai began to teach everyone to eat the Dahuangshan version of the buffet.

Fresh wild boar slices, marinated with seasonings for later use, and then prepare two large flat stones and put them on the fire. Put it into the noodle pancakes prepared on one side. If you think the noodle pancakes are too hard, bake them on a slate to soften them, or they will be golden on both sides, and they will smell delicious when you eat them.

If you think this is not enough to eat, there are two kinds of sauces made by Yu Chunlai in the stoneware bowl over there. It is an oily chili made directly with hot oil and chili powder. When eating, spread a little between the noodles and sliced ​​meat. It is spicy and delicious.

Cough, although chili sauce is indeed a magic weapon for eating, but for monsters who have never eaten chili sauce, and their tongues are as sensitive as chrysanthemums, bibimbap sauce is really a fusion of gods and devils. .

However, bibimbap sauce and oily spicy food, whoever likes spicy food, can't stop once the bottle is opened. The monsters ate the whole wild boar until there was nothing left of this poor prey. There was no longer a whole piece of bone skeleton that could be sliced, so he wiped his mouth eagerly.

Fortunately, Yu Chunlai knew the appetite of these monsters, not only them, but also himself, his appetite increased a lot after coming to the Great Barren Mountain. He was worried that the meat would not be enough, so before he started eating, he used the two pigs he had unloaded to eat. The leg bones on the thighs were broken and put in a large pot to boil slowly. After the self-service barbecue was finished, they drank a bowl of thick big bone soup, and the monsters were so comfortable that they could hardly walk.

"It's getting dark, why don't you rest here tonight." After thinking about it, Yu Chunlai invited.

In fact, there are only a few monsters in the family, and they are all male. Even if they sleep in the same room, it’s okay to squeeze together. He just doesn’t like to take a bath with strangers, so it’s okay to sleep with his clothes on.

"Well, the two of us still have something to do, let's have breakfast tomorrow morning!" Facing the hidden warning and disgusting eyes of his king, the big yellow cat immediately took the big black cat away with interest.

Then, Huang Belt took the three little white wolves to the back to wash up. In the cave, only Yu Chunlai and Ye Zhan were left.

"Ahem! I promised to teach you how to practice during the day, come on!"

"Oh!" Yu Chun took a look, moved the temporary cushion made of animal skin under his buttocks to Ye Zhan's side, and sat down on his buttocks, "How to fix it?"

Ye Zhan: "..." Don't talk about cultivation as if it's like making big cakes, okay?

Monsters also have dignity! ! !

"Facing me, close your eyes, sink your qi into your dantian, place your palms on your knees, and slowly feel the qi around you."

half an hour-

"It's really angry, it's quite cold, I'll go add some clothes first."

"Fuck you! It's clearly the mountain wind!"

Ye Zhan is really going to be pissed off by this dull half-demon!