Demon King's Bather

"If you can't figure it out, don't think about it. Let the Ministry of Foreign Affairs drag you on, just say that you are going through the formalities, and let him wait." Seeing that his stupid slave was about to scratch his hair with a headache, His Royal Highness the Demon King decisively sent the memorial of the old man's application for entry into the country. Throw it aside, and go to eat with the stupid slave.

Today, there are fresh swimming crabs and live sea prawns as long as a palm from the East China Sea. The Imperial Dining Room made two of His Majesty’s favorite spicy crabs and spicy prawns, soup dumplings stuffed with prawn meat and seaweed, and the King of Demons. His Royal Highness never tires of eating fish porridge, which is filled with white and tender fresh shrimp and crab meat picked out of crab sticks. A slice of porridge, a few soup dumplings, and a lunch is done.

After dinner, Yu Chunlai took a walk as usual to the Taixue's temporary campus in Xishan, ready to see if his younger siblings were mischievous today, but in the end he witnessed a Taixue turf war.

Everyone on the earth knows that the demons of the demon clan have always liked to fight since they were born. They can wrestle together in their swaddling babies when they are fluffy balls. It has become a variety of fights, the most common of which are mainly two: fighting for territory, or fighting for spouses.

Although public brawls are strictly prohibited by the imperial law, the cubs who have learned to take advantage of legal loopholes with Yu Chunlai have kept pace with the times in the way they fight, and they have given their fight a particularly lofty name: Academic Discussion .

listen!Is there nothing wrong with it?Not only is there nothing wrong with it, but it is also worthy of praise~

At this moment, the two teams of Taixue started an "academic discussion" in order to find out who can use the only football field in Taixue on weekends.

The population of the Yaozu is small, and the cubs are not so particular about their time. In Taixue, there are no adult cubs. They are all mixed together to go to school. It is quite like the nine-year compulsory education in Yu Chunlai's time and space.

Of course, this is mainly because, in the demon clan, the status of female demons is generally more noble than that of male demons. In this group that speaks with fists, female demons use their sharp minions and fists as big as vinegar bowls to fight for themselves. A decisive victory in the feminist war was won.

Therefore, their female cubs of the same kind, of course, are absolutely qualified to go to Taixue together with the male cubs!

Dare we hide in our homes and embroider and sew clothes like those human female cubs?Believe it or not, my old lady killed you?

cough cough!Gossip less, because of this reason, the student camp of Taixue has always been divided into two groups, female and male. At this moment, the two little princes/princesses, Baier and Jiuhuan, represent the male cubs and female cubs. As the little leader of his own team, he stared at the other party covetously.

"What are you doing?"

"Big brother?"

"Congratulations, Your Majesty!"

The cubs were taught very well by their master. Although the etiquette is not as complicated as that of the human race, it is quite satisfactory. Yu Chunlai raised his hand to let them get up, then took out the handkerchief and wiped the sweat beads on Jiuhuan's forehead.

Jiuhuan is wearing the school uniform of Taixue today. The girl is light blue in color. The upper shirt and lower skirt are designed by Yu Chunlai himself. It seems to imitate the simplified version of Hanfu. The belt was tied up, revealing his sturdy little arms, but his hazel eyes were full of confidence.

"Brother, we are competing. If we win, we will be able to use the only football field in Taixue on weekends. We have already won one game!"

"I remember you don't seem to like playing football."

"Then we can't give them the court for nothing. We don't like to play football. If we win the court, we can sell it to them~" Jiu Huan said very shrewdly, and the female cubs behind her nodded in unison. reason!

Originally, this football field was built by His Majesty for the entire Taixue. Why are you only using it for male cubs? We don't like playing football, but that doesn't mean we are willing to suffer in vain!The female cubs have well inherited the toughness of "I can not take it, but you can't give it to me" from their predecessors.

Bai Er couldn't help rolling his eyes, Yu Bai has always taught him to give way to his sister, and he did, but today's battle is related to the dignity of the entire male cub group of Taixue, he must not Being a traitor, therefore, Bai Er stood firmly on the side of his little friend, risking being scratched by his own sister, and strengthened his fighting stance!

Moreover, after looking at his elder brother, Bai Er decided to speak out his own thoughts——

"Taixue also has embroidery houses and gardens for females. We have never robbed them. Why can't we males have a football field? Isn't this too bullying demon?"

That's it!The male cubs behind Bai Er also nodded in unison.

"Hey~ We didn't say we wouldn't let you go in and play, you didn't want to go in." A wolf cub next to the Nine Rings retorted.

"That's right, the embroidery house and the garden are not locked, you can go if you want."

Males will not run to pick flowers and embroider!The cubs glared.

"Then what are you talking about? Keep on competing. If you win the football field, it's yours. Don't be cowardly if you have the ability!"

"Who is cowardly? Just compare!"

"Brother, you can be the referee for us! There are still two games left. After the competition, I will treat you to dinner. Taixue's stewed chicken legs are delicious."

All right!Yu Chunlai took Ye Zhan and sat down helplessly. It seems that these cubs will not have a result tonight, and they don't even want to eat dinner.

They came here after eating. When they came, the first "free fight" was over. The female cub from the bear clan easily punched a male cub of the same clan with two black eyes. Almost turned into a panda and won the first game.

The second game was riding and shooting. The most agile wolves each sent two players, one male and one female.In order to increase the difficulty, the flying sword was not a horse but a flying sword, which is much more difficult to control than a war horse. As soon as the competition started, the two cubs kept falling from the flying sword, and Yu Chunlai was terrified to see it.

However, he also knew that the cubs of the Yaozu had solid skin, so falling from a high place would cause them to fall a few pieces at most, without hurting their muscles and bones. After a while, probably because they had mastered the frequency of the falls, the two cubs almost As soon as you jump on the flying sword, you start shooting immediately.

The male cub of the wolf clan had a steady hand and was always in the lead. The female cub saw that she couldn't win the archery, so she immediately commanded the flying sword to touch the porcelain, and then quickly made up for it when the opponent fell. Arrows quickly leveled the score.

"Foul! Foul!" the male cubs protested.

The female cub was sent off, and the game was awarded to the male cub.The two sides tied.

The last one is the enduring classic competition of popular Taixue: male and female melee.Six contestants from each side will go on stage together and count a stick of incense. After the incense burns out, the side with the most players remaining on the stage will be judged to win.

When it comes to fighting, Yaozu females have never been afraid.

Jiuhuan immediately selected the six females who fought the most fiercely on their side. Looking at it again, her brother must have given up on herself and chose six identical wolf cubs to compete. With such an explosive fighting stamina, Jiuhuan complacently began to figure out how much the monthly rent would be worth after getting the football field.

However, the cruel facts told her that the end of underestimating the enemy is very tragic.

Seeing that the six wolf cubs on the stage formed a strange formation and forced their team members off the stage bit by bit, Jiuhuan's whole monster was in a bad mood.

When did her brother become so powerful?

wrong!When did male cubs become so cunning?

"Protest! They cheat!"

"Protesting is invalid. The rules of the competition do not allow the use of formations." Yu Chunlai said with a smile.Of course he loves his younger sister more than his younger brother, but Jiu Huan's desire to win is too strong, Yu Chunlai is worried that if he continues to let this go, this girl will probably have to rely on force to grab civilian men in the future... This is not good up.

Ahhh!Jiuhuan and a group of female cubs stomped their feet angrily.

However, the male cubs relied on their intelligence to win the right to use the football field.

Seeing his sister was so angry that her eye circles were red, Bai Er suddenly felt distressed again, and hurried over to comfort her: "Sister, don't cry, if you want to play football in the future, I can take you in."

"Who cares? Go away!" Jiu Huan pushed his brother away, raised his neck, and ran away with the school girls.

"Hey! You're still too young~ When it's courtship time, you'll know what stupid things you did today." The wolf demon Hui Hui, who was in charge of teaching riding and archery, sneered and looked at the male cubs happily running to the football field.

"Hahaha~ That's right! They will suffer in the future!" As if thinking of something, Yu Chunlai immediately laughed gloatingly.

You know, in the Yaozu, another unspoken rule that "everyone on earth knows" is that there are more males than females in the Yaozu, and there are especially many male monsters who are single. This also leads to the marriage market every year. The competition is extremely fierce. In addition to being able to fight, the most important thing is to be able to please the female.

These cubs are good, in order to compete for a football field, they completely offended all the girls in Taixue!

Yu Chunlai can almost imagine that in a few years, when these cubs become adults and it is time to court, it will be very difficult for them to eat the fresh and tender "nest edge grass" of Taixue... Sigh!Sure enough, he is still an ignorant cub!The strength is there, but the vision is not long enough.

"Brother Hui, since you know, why didn't you remind them just now?"

"Remind them? Isn't that creating a competitor for my son?" Wolf Demon Hui replied solemnly.

"...I almost forgot." Yu Chunlai rubbed his nose. Last year, Langyaohong became pregnant again and gave birth to a healthy male cub. It is not yet weaned. One son and one daughter, it just happened to be "okay" "Character.But Hui was very proud. In order to take care of the two cubs at home, Hui deliberately resigned from the military and transferred to Taixue to teach riding and archery. baby.

Sister Xiaohua is a popular female, so of course there is no need to worry about it in the future, but this son, almost as soon as he was born, his father began to help him eliminate potential opponents in the marriage market. I am afraid that the son will not be able to marry a wife in the future. Parents!