Demon King's Bather
Chapter 128 Honeymoon Fish
When they appeared in front of the demons hand in hand again, the demon king and his wife had already passed the initial embarrassment and discomfort.
His Royal Highness the Demon King has been successfully stalked. When Yu Chunlai said the words "I won't consummate the marriage with you with whom", the innocent His Royal Highness the Demon King's ears turned red, but his whole heart seemed to be soaked in it instantly. It looks like it's in a honey pot, the tip of the tail is almost raised, it's so sweet!Naturally, I also forgot to pursue the stupid question just now.
As for Yu Chunlai, perhaps as early as the day they got married, he decided to spend the rest of his life with his family's Mao Tuanzi. The current development seems to be good.More importantly, although he has always been gentle, he is also very vigilant. After all, people with such a personality are not easy to offend or trust others, and there are not many people who can make him feel at ease to share the other half of the bed. After all these years, there should be only His Royal Highness the Demon King.
If he misses this irascible demon king, Yu Chunlai doesn't know if he will be alone in his life.
So, get on it!Who is not a wayward baby?
Isn't that what it is?Besides, I heard that the fish monster will only do such things at fixed times of the year. At other times, it should be the same as usual, right?
However, the hard facts tell us that whenever we think "That's it, how bad can it be?", there will always be all kinds of wonderful facts telling you that not only is there no lower limit for people, but fate Sometimes there is no lower limit.
"So, what do you mean, you, no, it's our fish monster clan, there are a few days almost every month, and you really want to do that kind of thing?" To make a person with first-class self-control so popular that he grinds his teeth in public, this fish monster is also sharp.
Natural black or something has never been a human patent.
"Well, not every month, to be precise, it should be every few days, that place will itch unbearably, if you don't do that, it will get more and more itchy, and water will flow. So, we fish monsters, Coupled people are almost never separated, otherwise..."
Otherwise, what can we do?
If you suddenly want something outside, and then find that your husband/wife is not around, can you not help but have a crush on him/her?Can't describe it if you just catch a passing fish?
Yu Chunlai's face was full of dark lines, thinking about the indescribable things in the underground river, the whole monster couldn't get better.
"Also, this situation is usually fine. When it comes to the turn of spring and summer and the autumn rain season, the companions of the fish monster clan spend most of the time there every day, ahem, double cultivation."
"May I know why?" Yu Chunlai gritted his teeth.
"Of course it's to improve your cultivation!" The fish demon replied plausibly, "These two seasons of the year are the most suitable for dual cultivation. If the fish demons do more of that together, their cultivation will increase a lot. Hurry up, and if you're lucky, you may even give birth to fish eggs that can transform!"
So, is this the life path I personally chose?
Yu Chunlai slapped himself hard in the heart!
If time can be turned back, he must go back to the time when he was on the demon slaying stage. When the scumbag father asked him whether he was a man or a demon, he decided to be a man without hesitation!
What the hell is this kind of indescribable character design anytime, anywhere, people doing things? !
#Slag author, you come out!Let's talk about life#
The trick is that he has become a demon now, and if the demon clan wants to become a human, there is only one way to go: commit suicide!Then reincarnation, if you are lucky, you may become a human, if you are unlucky... Then you don't know what species you will become.
He managed to turn himself into a puffer fish. That night, Brother Yu went back to his room to sleep without even eating.
Halfway through the sleep, it may be because it is in the period of "there are always those few days every month" of the fish demon clan, and some indescribable place of Brother Yu not only started to itch, but also dripped water...
His Royal Highness the Demon King is full of food and drinks, so he jumped onto the kang and continued to grill fish for supper. The "grilled fish on the kang" is amazing, no matter how much you can eat, you can't get enough~
It wasn't until three days later that this kind of cheating situation that could not be described anytime, anywhere gradually improved.As soon as it got better, Brother Yu mercilessly drove a certain hairy ball that was already full out of the room, and threw it away after eating, and there was indeed a bit of scumbag inheritance...
It's really impossible not to throw it away. A certain old woman who has been single for thousands of years can't stop the car once she drives meat.Yu Chunlai really wanted to bite him to death!
Fortunately, the return of His Royal Highness the Regent saved the desperate Demon King from the tragic fate of being bitten to death by his partner.
Tang Yong went down the mountain to brush up the dungeon, bah!It's been more than half a month since it was conspired to make the Deaththirsty Demon Sect take over for its own use.The first half month has achieved remarkable results, just as Yu Chunlai analyzed with him at the beginning, no one in this world would dislike too much money and hot hands.
If it is said that His Royal Highness the Prince Regent just wants to use the copy of the Monster-Adding Sect to gain reputation and political achievements, then, for his partners, after destroying the Monster-Adding Sect, they will not only be able to carve up the unbelievably huge Monster-Adding Sect The wealth, but also share in the fat and oily business of selling monsters, even if you just get a share of it, it is enough for future generations to squander.
On the basis of the cheap tricks provided by Yu Chunlai, Tang Yonglian added a little harshness to it, and he can't be blamed for that. You said that this monster-addicted family has a great career, and he frequently travels among the royal family and nobles. Bought by the hostile forces of a certain current emperor, such as the princes who lost in the battle of seizing the throne, relying on the huge financial resources and intelligence capabilities of the Monster Addiction Sect, they tried to subvert the rule of one emperor and support another person to take the throne , It seems that it is not impossible to seek greater power...
Therefore, Tang Yongli asked the people he arranged to secretly "assist" the Monster-addicted Sect in kidnapping the little fox in Qinghu City, and at the same time sent people to seduce several fallen princes to come to the Monster-addicted Sect to "seek opportunities for cooperation", Sure enough, it succeeded in arousing the little emperor's idea.
Conspiracy theory has never been something that modern people have, especially for an emperor with many imaginary enemies, any force that "may" threaten his absolute rule over the country must be eradicated by him !
Even if the Demon Addiction Sect is only "possibly" involved in the conspiracy, facing the threat of such a behemoth, as the emperor, it is impossible to let these people go... Besides, kidnapping the emperor's relatives (Qinghucheng is a concubine) natal family), when their royal family is dead?
It's just that, after all, the Monster Addiction Sect is a sect of self-cultivation, and the idle royal family dare not face it head-on.More importantly, the little emperor was really afraid that if the demon addicted sect really colluded with some uncles who conspired to usurp the throne, his situation would be in danger...
Therefore, the emperor just secretly summoned his confidantes, implying that "if there are people in the world who want to deal with the demon-addicted sect, everyone should pretend that they didn't see it." Who didn't understand when he said this?
That's enough.
Of course Tang Yongli knew that the imperial family would not blatantly deal with the demon-addicted sect. As long as he got the tacit approval of the court, things would be much easier.
Everyone pushes the wall down, not just talking about the mortal world.In fact, in the world of comprehension where competition is brutal and resources are scarce, this sentence is more thoroughly implemented.
Tang Yongliu just ordered people to tear a bloody hole in the demon-addicted sect, and those sects that had long coveted the heart swarmed up, regardless of the morals of the world, or how to say that the primitive accumulation stage of capital is full of blood. What about bloody?For some small sects that are just starting out, as long as they can gnaw a piece of meat from the huge monster-addicted sect, it is enough for their gang to grow. What's more, the business of selling monsters can almost be regarded as huge profits. Only Xuantian Only a big sect like Zong who insists on its own status will be dismissive, and other sects will not be able to squeeze in if they want to intervene.
It's all right now, there are people secretly arranged by His Royal Highness the Prince Regent to give them a chance to fish in troubled waters, and the Fox Clan of Qinghu City has publicly stated that they want to fight the Monster Addiction Sect forever, so what's the matter?Roll up your sleeves!
In just half a month, the Demon Adding Sect was like a piece of candy that had been stripped of its wrapper and thrown in an ant's nest, its whole body was licked and bald.What's more, the slack sect that competed with the Monster Addiction Sect to sell monster beasts took the opportunity to retaliate. By the time His Royal Highness the Regent was about to close the net, he had almost nothing to do with him.
Although he was taken away by other sects of cultivation, the Demon Addicted Sect has a big family after all, and he still took advantage of the chaos to take over a lot of properties. Of course, His Royal Highness knew Yu Chunlai's deep hatred for demon dealers, so he chose They were all those businesses that made money but did not involve the sale of monsters, and they generously left a part of it for Yu Chunlai.
"I won't give you the rest, and you won't need it if you give it to you," Tang Yongxie patted the wooden box under his hand with a smile, "I can only help you here. Next, the demon-addicted sect is in chaos. There are bound to be other forces to take over their business, but these new forces are weak, and they should not be your opponents in the first place, how to go forward..."
"Then I don't need to bother you, I have my own plan." Yu Chunlai rubbed his sore waist, and decided to spend all the money later, although the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain can't hunt and kill the monks outside at will. , But when the demon gods signed the contract, they didn't say that they couldn't "****"?The reason why those mortal monks acquiesced to the existence of the Monster-addicted Sect was because they wanted to take advantage of this loophole?
They can take advantage of loopholes, why can't he?
Among the "trophies" brought by His Royal Highness the Prince Regent, apart from two money houses, there are also several valuable spiritual stone deposits. These are good things that cannot be bought with money. If you don’t pay the money, it’s better to take it out. As the saying goes, "There must be a brave man under a heavy reward", he doesn’t believe it. If so much money is spent, it’s just to buy the heads of those demon-taming monks from the Demon-addicted Sect. No one will come Earn this money?
Well!In order to prevent people from guessing his purpose, he announced to the outside world that the family members of those people who were killed by the demon-addicted sect paid for revenge.
Anyway, as long as these monks who can tame monsters die, he would like to see how those sects who want to get involved in the business of selling monsters trade monsters. In other words, the captured monsters cannot be domesticated. It would be a pity to kill them , Raising Fei Qian, this feeling of "a pig raised in the hand" must be very painful, right?
His Royal Highness the Demon King has been successfully stalked. When Yu Chunlai said the words "I won't consummate the marriage with you with whom", the innocent His Royal Highness the Demon King's ears turned red, but his whole heart seemed to be soaked in it instantly. It looks like it's in a honey pot, the tip of the tail is almost raised, it's so sweet!Naturally, I also forgot to pursue the stupid question just now.
As for Yu Chunlai, perhaps as early as the day they got married, he decided to spend the rest of his life with his family's Mao Tuanzi. The current development seems to be good.More importantly, although he has always been gentle, he is also very vigilant. After all, people with such a personality are not easy to offend or trust others, and there are not many people who can make him feel at ease to share the other half of the bed. After all these years, there should be only His Royal Highness the Demon King.
If he misses this irascible demon king, Yu Chunlai doesn't know if he will be alone in his life.
So, get on it!Who is not a wayward baby?
Isn't that what it is?Besides, I heard that the fish monster will only do such things at fixed times of the year. At other times, it should be the same as usual, right?
However, the hard facts tell us that whenever we think "That's it, how bad can it be?", there will always be all kinds of wonderful facts telling you that not only is there no lower limit for people, but fate Sometimes there is no lower limit.
"So, what do you mean, you, no, it's our fish monster clan, there are a few days almost every month, and you really want to do that kind of thing?" To make a person with first-class self-control so popular that he grinds his teeth in public, this fish monster is also sharp.
Natural black or something has never been a human patent.
"Well, not every month, to be precise, it should be every few days, that place will itch unbearably, if you don't do that, it will get more and more itchy, and water will flow. So, we fish monsters, Coupled people are almost never separated, otherwise..."
Otherwise, what can we do?
If you suddenly want something outside, and then find that your husband/wife is not around, can you not help but have a crush on him/her?Can't describe it if you just catch a passing fish?
Yu Chunlai's face was full of dark lines, thinking about the indescribable things in the underground river, the whole monster couldn't get better.
"Also, this situation is usually fine. When it comes to the turn of spring and summer and the autumn rain season, the companions of the fish monster clan spend most of the time there every day, ahem, double cultivation."
"May I know why?" Yu Chunlai gritted his teeth.
"Of course it's to improve your cultivation!" The fish demon replied plausibly, "These two seasons of the year are the most suitable for dual cultivation. If the fish demons do more of that together, their cultivation will increase a lot. Hurry up, and if you're lucky, you may even give birth to fish eggs that can transform!"
So, is this the life path I personally chose?
Yu Chunlai slapped himself hard in the heart!
If time can be turned back, he must go back to the time when he was on the demon slaying stage. When the scumbag father asked him whether he was a man or a demon, he decided to be a man without hesitation!
What the hell is this kind of indescribable character design anytime, anywhere, people doing things? !
#Slag author, you come out!Let's talk about life#
The trick is that he has become a demon now, and if the demon clan wants to become a human, there is only one way to go: commit suicide!Then reincarnation, if you are lucky, you may become a human, if you are unlucky... Then you don't know what species you will become.
He managed to turn himself into a puffer fish. That night, Brother Yu went back to his room to sleep without even eating.
Halfway through the sleep, it may be because it is in the period of "there are always those few days every month" of the fish demon clan, and some indescribable place of Brother Yu not only started to itch, but also dripped water...
His Royal Highness the Demon King is full of food and drinks, so he jumped onto the kang and continued to grill fish for supper. The "grilled fish on the kang" is amazing, no matter how much you can eat, you can't get enough~
It wasn't until three days later that this kind of cheating situation that could not be described anytime, anywhere gradually improved.As soon as it got better, Brother Yu mercilessly drove a certain hairy ball that was already full out of the room, and threw it away after eating, and there was indeed a bit of scumbag inheritance...
It's really impossible not to throw it away. A certain old woman who has been single for thousands of years can't stop the car once she drives meat.Yu Chunlai really wanted to bite him to death!
Fortunately, the return of His Royal Highness the Regent saved the desperate Demon King from the tragic fate of being bitten to death by his partner.
Tang Yong went down the mountain to brush up the dungeon, bah!It's been more than half a month since it was conspired to make the Deaththirsty Demon Sect take over for its own use.The first half month has achieved remarkable results, just as Yu Chunlai analyzed with him at the beginning, no one in this world would dislike too much money and hot hands.
If it is said that His Royal Highness the Prince Regent just wants to use the copy of the Monster-Adding Sect to gain reputation and political achievements, then, for his partners, after destroying the Monster-Adding Sect, they will not only be able to carve up the unbelievably huge Monster-Adding Sect The wealth, but also share in the fat and oily business of selling monsters, even if you just get a share of it, it is enough for future generations to squander.
On the basis of the cheap tricks provided by Yu Chunlai, Tang Yonglian added a little harshness to it, and he can't be blamed for that. You said that this monster-addicted family has a great career, and he frequently travels among the royal family and nobles. Bought by the hostile forces of a certain current emperor, such as the princes who lost in the battle of seizing the throne, relying on the huge financial resources and intelligence capabilities of the Monster Addiction Sect, they tried to subvert the rule of one emperor and support another person to take the throne , It seems that it is not impossible to seek greater power...
Therefore, Tang Yongli asked the people he arranged to secretly "assist" the Monster-addicted Sect in kidnapping the little fox in Qinghu City, and at the same time sent people to seduce several fallen princes to come to the Monster-addicted Sect to "seek opportunities for cooperation", Sure enough, it succeeded in arousing the little emperor's idea.
Conspiracy theory has never been something that modern people have, especially for an emperor with many imaginary enemies, any force that "may" threaten his absolute rule over the country must be eradicated by him !
Even if the Demon Addiction Sect is only "possibly" involved in the conspiracy, facing the threat of such a behemoth, as the emperor, it is impossible to let these people go... Besides, kidnapping the emperor's relatives (Qinghucheng is a concubine) natal family), when their royal family is dead?
It's just that, after all, the Monster Addiction Sect is a sect of self-cultivation, and the idle royal family dare not face it head-on.More importantly, the little emperor was really afraid that if the demon addicted sect really colluded with some uncles who conspired to usurp the throne, his situation would be in danger...
Therefore, the emperor just secretly summoned his confidantes, implying that "if there are people in the world who want to deal with the demon-addicted sect, everyone should pretend that they didn't see it." Who didn't understand when he said this?
That's enough.
Of course Tang Yongli knew that the imperial family would not blatantly deal with the demon-addicted sect. As long as he got the tacit approval of the court, things would be much easier.
Everyone pushes the wall down, not just talking about the mortal world.In fact, in the world of comprehension where competition is brutal and resources are scarce, this sentence is more thoroughly implemented.
Tang Yongliu just ordered people to tear a bloody hole in the demon-addicted sect, and those sects that had long coveted the heart swarmed up, regardless of the morals of the world, or how to say that the primitive accumulation stage of capital is full of blood. What about bloody?For some small sects that are just starting out, as long as they can gnaw a piece of meat from the huge monster-addicted sect, it is enough for their gang to grow. What's more, the business of selling monsters can almost be regarded as huge profits. Only Xuantian Only a big sect like Zong who insists on its own status will be dismissive, and other sects will not be able to squeeze in if they want to intervene.
It's all right now, there are people secretly arranged by His Royal Highness the Prince Regent to give them a chance to fish in troubled waters, and the Fox Clan of Qinghu City has publicly stated that they want to fight the Monster Addiction Sect forever, so what's the matter?Roll up your sleeves!
In just half a month, the Demon Adding Sect was like a piece of candy that had been stripped of its wrapper and thrown in an ant's nest, its whole body was licked and bald.What's more, the slack sect that competed with the Monster Addiction Sect to sell monster beasts took the opportunity to retaliate. By the time His Royal Highness the Regent was about to close the net, he had almost nothing to do with him.
Although he was taken away by other sects of cultivation, the Demon Addicted Sect has a big family after all, and he still took advantage of the chaos to take over a lot of properties. Of course, His Royal Highness knew Yu Chunlai's deep hatred for demon dealers, so he chose They were all those businesses that made money but did not involve the sale of monsters, and they generously left a part of it for Yu Chunlai.
"I won't give you the rest, and you won't need it if you give it to you," Tang Yongxie patted the wooden box under his hand with a smile, "I can only help you here. Next, the demon-addicted sect is in chaos. There are bound to be other forces to take over their business, but these new forces are weak, and they should not be your opponents in the first place, how to go forward..."
"Then I don't need to bother you, I have my own plan." Yu Chunlai rubbed his sore waist, and decided to spend all the money later, although the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain can't hunt and kill the monks outside at will. , But when the demon gods signed the contract, they didn't say that they couldn't "****"?The reason why those mortal monks acquiesced to the existence of the Monster-addicted Sect was because they wanted to take advantage of this loophole?
They can take advantage of loopholes, why can't he?
Among the "trophies" brought by His Royal Highness the Prince Regent, apart from two money houses, there are also several valuable spiritual stone deposits. These are good things that cannot be bought with money. If you don’t pay the money, it’s better to take it out. As the saying goes, "There must be a brave man under a heavy reward", he doesn’t believe it. If so much money is spent, it’s just to buy the heads of those demon-taming monks from the Demon-addicted Sect. No one will come Earn this money?
Well!In order to prevent people from guessing his purpose, he announced to the outside world that the family members of those people who were killed by the demon-addicted sect paid for revenge.
Anyway, as long as these monks who can tame monsters die, he would like to see how those sects who want to get involved in the business of selling monsters trade monsters. In other words, the captured monsters cannot be domesticated. It would be a pity to kill them , Raising Fei Qian, this feeling of "a pig raised in the hand" must be very painful, right?
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