Demon King's Bather

"Don't worry, everything is fine with Mr. Ye. As long as we can leave Xuantianzong before dawn, he will be safe." As they spoke, everyone speeded up and turned over the mountain, and Ye Shuanghua arranged to meet him there. After all, he has a special status and dare not make it too obvious, so he specially arranged a team of his own people to try out on the other side of the mountain, and then pretended to be attacked by the enemy, and the people arranged by the regent robbed the horses And luggage, as long as they leave the Xuantianzong Mountain before dawn, there will be wolf demon Hui and other big demons arranged by His Highness the Demon King to meet them in person.

His Royal Highness the Demon King is still arguing with Ye Jilan, he insists on 30 taels of mental damage, plus [-] cattle, sheep and pigs each, alive!Because before he came here, he had heard from the stupid slave that when the vegetables grown in the mountains grow up, if they can’t finish eating, they can raise some cattle, sheep, pigs and the like to eat meat, and if they can’t finish eating, they can also make smoked meat. Meat and bacon, as a typical carnivorous animal, His Highness the Demon King is naturally very concerned about this.

Originally, he planned to find a few big monsters to go down the mountain to buy piglets and the like. Now that he thought about it, if he could blackmail him, why bother to buy it himself?In the words of the stupid slave, every cent of their money in the Great Barren Mountain must be used wisely, so it cannot be wasted.

30 taels of silver is of course not a big amount for a super cultivator like Xuantianzong. The monthly food expenses of their entire sect is more than this amount, but Ye Jilan doesn't want to let this damn The demon king thought that Xuantianzong could blackmail them at will. In other words, when buying things, who doesn't like to bargain?

In the end, after repeated wrangling and negotiation, the amount of mental damage was stuck at 18 taels, plus [-] cattle, sheep and pigs each, alive!

Why must it be this number?Because His Royal Highness the Demon King said that six and eight are auspicious. You have to be comforted, otherwise——

"Since you don't follow the rules, you disciples of Xuantianzong must not be left alone when you go out in the future. There are also many monsters who like to rob monks in our Great Barren Mountain."

Isn't it just a black hand to beat Sap?Who can't?Even if they don't, ahem, there are stupid slaves in their house, and the regent who is full of eyes, I don't believe they can't beat these old-fashioned people!

In fact, Ye Jilan has long been impatient here, a hundred pigs or sixty pigs are arguing with this dead demon king, but this is no longer a question of money, but a question of attitude, not to mention, he is also a little I was worried that if the irritable demon king really got impatient, or if he didn't get the compensation he wanted, he would really attack their Xuantianzong disciples, which would be troublesome.

Although the contract with the demon god is still there, what if the dead demon king doesn't care about ascension or not?They just want to live happily, and if they try not to ascend, they will make troubles for Xuantianzong, so what can they do?

Ordinary big monsters can be tied up and sent to the demon-killing platform, but Ye Zhan is a big monster at the level of a demon king. If he can be brought down, cough cough, unless he uses the method that the alchemist said to find a way to give him drugged...

Of course Yu Chunlai also thought of this.

On the way back, because of his weak health, he was either carried on the back or sat on a horse all the way. When he left the territory of Xuantianzong, he was even carried by the wolf demon Hui himself. attention.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that there was a crisis hidden in the current tranquility of the Great Barren Mountain that he hadn't even discovered.

Needless to say, Ye Zhan knew about Ye Zhan's cultivation in the monster clan. Even the suzerain of Xuantianzong was very afraid of the big monster. How could an alchemist have such confidence to get the blood of the monster king to make alchemy?

Unless, they thought of a way to bring down the Demon King without confronting him head-on...

In an instant, Yu Chunlai imagined countless conspiracies and tricks from the martial arts world, court halls, and back houses, such as beauty tricks, beauty tricks, counter-intrigues, poisoning, and so on. His Royal Highness the Demon King made it "tailor-made", don't underestimate the wisdom of mortals, otherwise how could human beings alone finally rule the entire earth and stand at the top of the food chain?

Yu Chunlai felt that he might not be able to play against these senior conspirators when playing tricks and tricks.

However, there will always be some people in this world who are born with imaginative ideas, commonly known as "anti-routine experts". Yu Chunlai thinks that he probably belongs to such a personality.

His idea is very simple, since he can't play tricks with these people, then he doesn't need to be on guard all day long, and find a way to make these old things who want to let others bleed when they have nothing to do, so busy that they don't have time to look for them Isn't the trouble on the Great Barren Mountain enough?

He is already very proficient at playing this routine. In the village in the city where they lived before, there were often a few idle and boring aunts who would gossip about their family and Baizhi’s mother when they had nothing to do, and would always ask questions. Whether Bai Zhi's mother wants to remarry, he thought of a way later, and spread the gossip about the old men in these aunts' families who went whoring behind their backs, and their sons betting/gambling, hehe, let you do it, Let's figure out the mess in my house first!

Thinking about it carefully, is there really no gap for a sect as big and successful as Xuantianzong?As the saying goes, the forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds. He doesn't believe that Xuantianzong is all five good monks who are obsessed with cultivation and have no flaws, eh!Let the intelligence personnel of His Royal Highness the Regent help to check it later, it doesn’t take much, as long as one or two "big news" comes out every month, causing Xuantianzong to be devastated and embarrassing, let’s see what they still think about their family The blood of His Majesty Meow!

Besides, even if he can't find it, he still has the ultimate move: spread rumors!

In their time and space, there were kids who wanted to make a big news on the scarf all the time. The depth of the tricks and the big brain holes made even the most senior trick experts amazed.

Yu Chunlai didn't want to do anything to Xuantianzong, it's just that he is like this. If people don't offend me, I won't offend them. If people offend me, I will be punished even if they are far away. They don't mind continuing to abide by the demon god's contract, but now they want to break the rules, so don't blame him for being ruthless.

And what happened to his mother back then, Yu Chunlai never felt that the scumbag father alone was responsible for this matter. In fact, he was already wondering if someone had discovered the reason behind the scumbag father's rapid rise in cultivation. The real reason is that because he coveted Yu Lianhua's demon pill, he instigated the scumbag's fiancée to come and make trouble, so as to expose the matter, so that the scumbag had to give up his mother. Then, the people behind the scenes would logically "kill the demons and eliminate demons" , get Yu Lianhua's demon pill or something else, alchemy~ There are always a few villains who want to take a shortcut every minute, even if it makes their hands stained with other people's blood.

New and old grudges added together, Yu Chunlai couldn't do it even if he didn't want to target Xuantianzong.As for the scumbag being the successor of Xuantianzong's next suzerain?

Not to mention when the current suzerain will be able to abdicate, even if the scumbag finally succeeds in assuming the position, as long as there are still people in the Xuantianzong coveting the demon pills and blood of their Great Barren Mountain demon clan, this struggle is destined to last forever.

"Xiaoyu, you're back? How do you feel? Is there anything uncomfortable?" Outside the mountain gate, Bai Ling led people and lit a fire to guard here. Chunlai was injured outside, so he specially brought all the family doctors from the palace with him, but fortunately, Yu Chunlai seemed to be in good condition.

"Auntie, I'm fine, I'm just a little hungry and want to eat meat." Seeing the familiar relatives, Yu Chunlai felt a little weak.

"There are jerky and jerky made by you in the carriage. Come in and lie down! Auntie will make you some hot tea!" Seeing Hui carry Yu Chunlai into the carriage and lie down, Bai Ling wiped away his tears and hurriedly ordered Going to get the jerky, Yu Chunlai's face was a little too pale, as if he had lost too much blood.

"You guys go back first, I'll meet His Highness." After the wolf demon Hui said, he brought a dozen other big monsters into their original form in an instant, and ran back again. The huge soles of their feet trampled on the mountain road, making a terrifying loud sound. But unexpectedly, Yu Chunlai was very relieved.

This is his home, they are all his relatives and friends, there is nothing more reassuring than returning to his own home, Yu Chunlai thought, he may never want to leave Dahuangshan in his life.

Everyone in the world thinks that the monster races in the Great Barren Mountain are bloodthirsty, brutal, and ruthless. Only he knows how soft and lovely these monster races are on the outside.

Yu Chunlai ate the dried meat voraciously while insisting on waiting for His Royal Highness the Demon King at the mountain gate. Fortunately, he didn't wait long before he ran back triumphantly with a group of his subordinates.

This is the first time for Yu Chunlai to see so many monsters running together in their original form, as if the whole mountain was trembling. With this powerful force, it is no wonder that for thousands of years, mortals who have tried to climb to the top of the food chain are so afraid of the monster race. .

"Azhan! Are you alright?" Yu Chunlai's heart almost softened into a puddle of water after being thrown on the cushion by His Royal Highness Mao Tuanzi, and couldn't help hugging Mao Tuanzi regardless of Bai Ling who was still watching from the side. He kissed her hard twice, and without any accident, His Royal Highness Meow's fluffy pads fell on her face.

Stupid slave!Belittle me in front of so many people... Really, really, can't wait to consummate with me?

His Highness Meow, who was so shy for a moment that he even forgot to transform back into a human form, pretended to be impatient and pushed the big face of his stupid servant aside, but his thin ears were already flushed.