Demon King's Bather
Chapter 113 The Roundhouse Fish 4
When encountering a little fish demon who always wants to kill his sister and monopolize his parents, how can he reverse the child's twisted psychology?Is it to let them go and watch the siblings of the same mother hurt each other?Or should he decisively report to the officials and send this little fish demon who seems to have some violent tendencies to re-education?
Yu Chunlai, a counterfeit psychiatrist, is completely at a loss.
"Mo 疍 (dàn)! Come here quickly! Your mother knew that you had sneaked out, and was terribly worried. Come home with me!" the man in black urged impatiently.
"I'm not going home! I'm going to be hungry when I go home, and I want to stay here!" The little black fish named Mo Di yelled at his own father very fiercely, while yelling and flicking his little tail, very characteristic The bravery of a bear child in the Great Barren Mountains.
"Stinky boy! Are you looking for a beating? Believe it or not, I pulled out your fish scales? A male fish has to look like a male fish. It eats and plays all day long. How can it find fertile females when it grows up? "The man in black also seemed to have a violent temper. If he disagreed with him, he would cause domestic violence. Yu Chunlai couldn't help but hugged the little fish demon tightly.
Pulling fish scales or something sounds like something only a stepfather can do.This one can't be the stepfather of the little fish demon, right?
"You're scaring the child, Mo Di! Be good, don't be afraid, mother is here." The two sides were in a stalemate, when a silver-white carp demon floated out of the water, and instantly transformed into a fish-tailed human body with long fluttering hair The big beauty, half floating on the water, looked at the little fish demon in Yu Chunlai's arms with pity.
"I told you not to spoil him. This male fish is too spoiled. He won't be able to find a female fish to marry a wife in the future! If he doesn't learn to take care of a female fish now, how can he marry a female fish in the future? Do you have to do it?" A bachelor fish forever?" The man in black hugged his wife, and Yu Chunlai realized that the female fish demon was still holding a small silver-white bag in her arms. Needless to say, what was wrapped there should be the little fish demon The newly born female fish eggs mentioned in the mouth, right?
I don't know why, but Yu Chunlai's first impression of this female fish demon is very good, even kind, if Bai Zhi is here, he should be able to know the reason.
Isn't this delicate and beautiful fish demon in front of him the real mother of Yu Chunlai, the Lianhua Shangxian Yu Lianhua who fell into the fairyland back then?
But, for some reason, Yu Lianhua in front of her seemed to have completely forgotten those things back then. Not only did she not recognize Yu Chunlai as her biological son at all, she even looked at Yu Chunlai with a polite and distant expression.
"Young master, please return our child to us, please? The child is not sensible, and he is worried that we will not love him if he has a little sister. He ran away from home in a fit of anger, which made you laugh. "Yu Lianhua looked at Yu Chunlai with a smile.
It seems that even if she lost her memory, the etiquette she had cultivated in the mortal world has remained in her habits, making Yu Lianhua look more human than the aborigines of the Great Barren Mountain.
"Stop! Stupid slave, give me this little thing!" His Royal Highness the Demon King snorted coldly, stopped Yu Lianhua who was slowly approaching Yu Chunlai, snatched the little fish demon from Yu Chunlai's arms, and grabbed it That little thing's slender and fair neck, "One more step closer, and I'll crush this little thing to death!"
"Ye Zhan, what are you doing?" Yu Chunlai nervously grabbed the arm of His Highness the Demon King, fearing that he might break the little guy's neck with a single force.
"Shut up, stupid slave! Didn't you see that she is a big monster who has been cultivating for thousands of years? Do you believe it or not, as long as you let her come within ten feet of you, she can whip your little arms and legs with one tail!" Smash?" His Royal Highness the Demon King gave Yu Chunlai a hard look, he can't indulge the stupid slave like this anymore, even this little thing in his arms can beat him to death with one tail, it's all because of lack of dual cultivation!Stupid slave really has no ability to protect himself!
Yu Lianhua's beautiful big eyes narrowed slightly.However, the slow approach also stopped.
She underestimated the cat demon. She thought she could fool the two demons who had caught her precious little fish by showing such a kind face, but she didn't expect that the two demons were quite vigilant and were not fooled.
Seeing Yu Lianhua's face change instantly, Yu Chunlai also understood instantly, and then his face turned pale.
How careless he is!This is the Great Barren Mountain, where are there so many kind-hearted monsters?What's more, these two fish demons knew at a glance that they were not in the sphere of influence of His Majesty the Cat, otherwise, His Majesty the Cat would have eaten such a fat fish long ago... Stop it!Can't think about it anymore!Yu Chunlai shook his head with a black face.
"I didn't mean to hurt your children. I was just fishing here. I pulled it up because it ate my bait. We wanted to let him go, but there are other monsters around here that are catching fish and eating them." , I was worried that this little guy would be caught and eaten by other monsters, so I kept it in a bucket, you can take it back if you want."
"However, there is one more thing I want to say, whether it is a female fish or a male fish, they are all your children. It is wrong to favor women over men. Will your children ignore you when you are old and can no longer hunt? ? What is the difference between a female fish and a male fish?"
"Ahem~ Well, I'm sorry for misunderstood you. Naturally, we will take good care of our children, but there is one thing I must explain," the female fish demon blushed and explained with a smile, "and It’s not that we purposely withhold this little thing in order to give the female fish more to eat, it’s just that the male fish is like this. They eat too well and grow too fat. If they can’t swim, they are easy to be caught by other fish monsters We are going to eat them for his own good... After all, when the fish grows up, they will move out to live alone, and as parents, we cannot protect them for the rest of our lives."
Yu Lianhua is not the kind of unreasonable demon either, knowing that she misunderstood Yu Chunlai, she felt a little embarrassed, gathered the phantom shawl on her body, took out a clam pearl from the embroidered bag, and gently put it on the ground ——
"Thank you both for saving my family, Mo Dan. A small thank you is not a respect, I really trouble you." Yu Lianhua knows how capricious her son is, and other male fish know how to let the female fish at a young age, only Mo Dan , such a grown-up is still self-willed and domineering, how can I find a female fish when I grow up~ Yu Lianhua thinks about it more and more headaches.
Knowing that he must return to that ruthless and shameless home this time, the little fish demon Mo Tan became more and more saddened, and couldn't help crying louder. Yu Chunlai had a bitter face, watching His Highness the Demon King continue to struggle The little fish demon stuffed it into Yu Lianhua's arms, pursed his lips and thought for a while, then took out the mung bean cake filled with salted egg yolk that he had just made yesterday from his arms, and handed it to the little fish demon——
"Well, Mo Yi, don't cry, here! This is the egg yolk and mung bean cake I made, it's delicious, try it, if you want to eat it in the future, you can ask your parents to take you to our food shop eat."
The little fish monster in Moxi grabbed the egg yolk mung bean cake and was still sobbing, but when he took a bite of the mung bean cake, the delicate mung bean paste and the aroma of the salted egg yolk immediately made the little fish demon who had never eaten this delicious snack forget to cry. He wholeheartedly ate the two small pieces of mung bean cake in his hand, and when he finished eating, he wanted to lick the crumbs in the palm of his hand.
Then, the big round eyes filled with tears just stared at Yu Chunlai without blinking——
"I, I'm not full yet..." With his little fleshy hand dangling from his mouth, the little fish demon looked over eagerly.
"Eh~ I only have these two pieces left..." Yu Chunlai explained embarrassingly, and His Royal Highness the Demon King snorted in dissatisfaction. The original small bag of egg yolk mung bean cake was brought by a stupid slave as a snack, but he ate it by himself The sashimi was too full, and the mung bean cake was not finished, and there were two pieces left. I didn't expect it to be cheaper, you little bastard!I knew it would be better to eat it up.
"Well, do you still have a food store? Why don't we go and buy some." Yu Lianhua was also a little embarrassed, Mo Yan has always been the most greedy, and after finally finding a small snack that can coax him, why don't we take the opportunity to buy some more and bring them back It also saves him from sneaking out again when he is not prepared in case he is thinking about food.
"Yes, there are, but this egg yolk and mung bean cake is not easy to store, and it will go bad in at most three days after it is made. You'd better not buy too much at one time, and buy it after you finish eating. During this time, there are some sold at home. " Yu Chunlai explained.
"Then I'll trouble you!" Yu Lianhua hugged the newborn little fish egg, and the black fish spirit hugged the little fish demon who was still savoring the delicious egg yolk mung bean cake. The family of four followed Yu Chun back home.
Before leaving, Yu Lianhua did not forget to pick up the clam pearls on the ground and stuff them into Yu Chunlai's hands. The monster race must repay their kindness, and since Yu Chunlai saved Mo Di, this thank you gift must be given superior.
Yu Chunlai wasn't polite to her either, he was taken aback by the fish monster just now, so it was reasonable to charge some mental damage fee.
On the way, I met Bai Ling who was looking for his nephew. Seeing Yu Chunlai followed by two strange monsters with a tempting fishy smell, Bai Ling licked his lips and rolled his eyes a few times. , and then quietly approached Yu Chunlai——
"Little fish, these demons are..."
"Oh, new customers in the shop, their children want to eat egg yolk mung bean cake, I will take them back to buy some along the way."
So it's not food, Bai Ling thought with some disappointment, this is the first time she has seen such a big fish demon, the meat must be fat, if it can be made into chopped pepper fish head and braised fish nuggets, fish bone soup, braised in soy sauce Paddle...it must be a rare delicacy!
Sensing the unconcealable salivation in Bai Ling's eyes, Yu Lianhua's expression turned cold. This reckless cat demon is looking for death!
"Lianhua?!" Ye Shuanghua, who came over after receiving the message, met the woman he had been thinking about for decades without any defense.
It turned out that his Lianhua was really still alive!
Yu Chunlai, a counterfeit psychiatrist, is completely at a loss.
"Mo 疍 (dàn)! Come here quickly! Your mother knew that you had sneaked out, and was terribly worried. Come home with me!" the man in black urged impatiently.
"I'm not going home! I'm going to be hungry when I go home, and I want to stay here!" The little black fish named Mo Di yelled at his own father very fiercely, while yelling and flicking his little tail, very characteristic The bravery of a bear child in the Great Barren Mountains.
"Stinky boy! Are you looking for a beating? Believe it or not, I pulled out your fish scales? A male fish has to look like a male fish. It eats and plays all day long. How can it find fertile females when it grows up? "The man in black also seemed to have a violent temper. If he disagreed with him, he would cause domestic violence. Yu Chunlai couldn't help but hugged the little fish demon tightly.
Pulling fish scales or something sounds like something only a stepfather can do.This one can't be the stepfather of the little fish demon, right?
"You're scaring the child, Mo Di! Be good, don't be afraid, mother is here." The two sides were in a stalemate, when a silver-white carp demon floated out of the water, and instantly transformed into a fish-tailed human body with long fluttering hair The big beauty, half floating on the water, looked at the little fish demon in Yu Chunlai's arms with pity.
"I told you not to spoil him. This male fish is too spoiled. He won't be able to find a female fish to marry a wife in the future! If he doesn't learn to take care of a female fish now, how can he marry a female fish in the future? Do you have to do it?" A bachelor fish forever?" The man in black hugged his wife, and Yu Chunlai realized that the female fish demon was still holding a small silver-white bag in her arms. Needless to say, what was wrapped there should be the little fish demon The newly born female fish eggs mentioned in the mouth, right?
I don't know why, but Yu Chunlai's first impression of this female fish demon is very good, even kind, if Bai Zhi is here, he should be able to know the reason.
Isn't this delicate and beautiful fish demon in front of him the real mother of Yu Chunlai, the Lianhua Shangxian Yu Lianhua who fell into the fairyland back then?
But, for some reason, Yu Lianhua in front of her seemed to have completely forgotten those things back then. Not only did she not recognize Yu Chunlai as her biological son at all, she even looked at Yu Chunlai with a polite and distant expression.
"Young master, please return our child to us, please? The child is not sensible, and he is worried that we will not love him if he has a little sister. He ran away from home in a fit of anger, which made you laugh. "Yu Lianhua looked at Yu Chunlai with a smile.
It seems that even if she lost her memory, the etiquette she had cultivated in the mortal world has remained in her habits, making Yu Lianhua look more human than the aborigines of the Great Barren Mountain.
"Stop! Stupid slave, give me this little thing!" His Royal Highness the Demon King snorted coldly, stopped Yu Lianhua who was slowly approaching Yu Chunlai, snatched the little fish demon from Yu Chunlai's arms, and grabbed it That little thing's slender and fair neck, "One more step closer, and I'll crush this little thing to death!"
"Ye Zhan, what are you doing?" Yu Chunlai nervously grabbed the arm of His Highness the Demon King, fearing that he might break the little guy's neck with a single force.
"Shut up, stupid slave! Didn't you see that she is a big monster who has been cultivating for thousands of years? Do you believe it or not, as long as you let her come within ten feet of you, she can whip your little arms and legs with one tail!" Smash?" His Royal Highness the Demon King gave Yu Chunlai a hard look, he can't indulge the stupid slave like this anymore, even this little thing in his arms can beat him to death with one tail, it's all because of lack of dual cultivation!Stupid slave really has no ability to protect himself!
Yu Lianhua's beautiful big eyes narrowed slightly.However, the slow approach also stopped.
She underestimated the cat demon. She thought she could fool the two demons who had caught her precious little fish by showing such a kind face, but she didn't expect that the two demons were quite vigilant and were not fooled.
Seeing Yu Lianhua's face change instantly, Yu Chunlai also understood instantly, and then his face turned pale.
How careless he is!This is the Great Barren Mountain, where are there so many kind-hearted monsters?What's more, these two fish demons knew at a glance that they were not in the sphere of influence of His Majesty the Cat, otherwise, His Majesty the Cat would have eaten such a fat fish long ago... Stop it!Can't think about it anymore!Yu Chunlai shook his head with a black face.
"I didn't mean to hurt your children. I was just fishing here. I pulled it up because it ate my bait. We wanted to let him go, but there are other monsters around here that are catching fish and eating them." , I was worried that this little guy would be caught and eaten by other monsters, so I kept it in a bucket, you can take it back if you want."
"However, there is one more thing I want to say, whether it is a female fish or a male fish, they are all your children. It is wrong to favor women over men. Will your children ignore you when you are old and can no longer hunt? ? What is the difference between a female fish and a male fish?"
"Ahem~ Well, I'm sorry for misunderstood you. Naturally, we will take good care of our children, but there is one thing I must explain," the female fish demon blushed and explained with a smile, "and It’s not that we purposely withhold this little thing in order to give the female fish more to eat, it’s just that the male fish is like this. They eat too well and grow too fat. If they can’t swim, they are easy to be caught by other fish monsters We are going to eat them for his own good... After all, when the fish grows up, they will move out to live alone, and as parents, we cannot protect them for the rest of our lives."
Yu Lianhua is not the kind of unreasonable demon either, knowing that she misunderstood Yu Chunlai, she felt a little embarrassed, gathered the phantom shawl on her body, took out a clam pearl from the embroidered bag, and gently put it on the ground ——
"Thank you both for saving my family, Mo Dan. A small thank you is not a respect, I really trouble you." Yu Lianhua knows how capricious her son is, and other male fish know how to let the female fish at a young age, only Mo Dan , such a grown-up is still self-willed and domineering, how can I find a female fish when I grow up~ Yu Lianhua thinks about it more and more headaches.
Knowing that he must return to that ruthless and shameless home this time, the little fish demon Mo Tan became more and more saddened, and couldn't help crying louder. Yu Chunlai had a bitter face, watching His Highness the Demon King continue to struggle The little fish demon stuffed it into Yu Lianhua's arms, pursed his lips and thought for a while, then took out the mung bean cake filled with salted egg yolk that he had just made yesterday from his arms, and handed it to the little fish demon——
"Well, Mo Yi, don't cry, here! This is the egg yolk and mung bean cake I made, it's delicious, try it, if you want to eat it in the future, you can ask your parents to take you to our food shop eat."
The little fish monster in Moxi grabbed the egg yolk mung bean cake and was still sobbing, but when he took a bite of the mung bean cake, the delicate mung bean paste and the aroma of the salted egg yolk immediately made the little fish demon who had never eaten this delicious snack forget to cry. He wholeheartedly ate the two small pieces of mung bean cake in his hand, and when he finished eating, he wanted to lick the crumbs in the palm of his hand.
Then, the big round eyes filled with tears just stared at Yu Chunlai without blinking——
"I, I'm not full yet..." With his little fleshy hand dangling from his mouth, the little fish demon looked over eagerly.
"Eh~ I only have these two pieces left..." Yu Chunlai explained embarrassingly, and His Royal Highness the Demon King snorted in dissatisfaction. The original small bag of egg yolk mung bean cake was brought by a stupid slave as a snack, but he ate it by himself The sashimi was too full, and the mung bean cake was not finished, and there were two pieces left. I didn't expect it to be cheaper, you little bastard!I knew it would be better to eat it up.
"Well, do you still have a food store? Why don't we go and buy some." Yu Lianhua was also a little embarrassed, Mo Yan has always been the most greedy, and after finally finding a small snack that can coax him, why don't we take the opportunity to buy some more and bring them back It also saves him from sneaking out again when he is not prepared in case he is thinking about food.
"Yes, there are, but this egg yolk and mung bean cake is not easy to store, and it will go bad in at most three days after it is made. You'd better not buy too much at one time, and buy it after you finish eating. During this time, there are some sold at home. " Yu Chunlai explained.
"Then I'll trouble you!" Yu Lianhua hugged the newborn little fish egg, and the black fish spirit hugged the little fish demon who was still savoring the delicious egg yolk mung bean cake. The family of four followed Yu Chun back home.
Before leaving, Yu Lianhua did not forget to pick up the clam pearls on the ground and stuff them into Yu Chunlai's hands. The monster race must repay their kindness, and since Yu Chunlai saved Mo Di, this thank you gift must be given superior.
Yu Chunlai wasn't polite to her either, he was taken aback by the fish monster just now, so it was reasonable to charge some mental damage fee.
On the way, I met Bai Ling who was looking for his nephew. Seeing Yu Chunlai followed by two strange monsters with a tempting fishy smell, Bai Ling licked his lips and rolled his eyes a few times. , and then quietly approached Yu Chunlai——
"Little fish, these demons are..."
"Oh, new customers in the shop, their children want to eat egg yolk mung bean cake, I will take them back to buy some along the way."
So it's not food, Bai Ling thought with some disappointment, this is the first time she has seen such a big fish demon, the meat must be fat, if it can be made into chopped pepper fish head and braised fish nuggets, fish bone soup, braised in soy sauce Paddle...it must be a rare delicacy!
Sensing the unconcealable salivation in Bai Ling's eyes, Yu Lianhua's expression turned cold. This reckless cat demon is looking for death!
"Lianhua?!" Ye Shuanghua, who came over after receiving the message, met the woman he had been thinking about for decades without any defense.
It turned out that his Lianhua was really still alive!
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