Yu Wangshu followed the movement of turning over and looked around, silently took out his mobile phone and continued to play the game, Xu Ao's words made him unable to refute or even run out of words.
The room suddenly fell silent, and the atmosphere was a bit stuffy. Playing songs and games seemed to have suddenly lost their allure at this time. Yu Wangshu, you turned your head to see that Xu Ao was still watching the case, and hid the phone under the quilt. Find a man who inserted his ass Literary comics began to relieve boredom.He deeply realized that he was generalized by Xu Ao, and he wanted to hide with shame on his face. How did it feel to poke shit?
Forget it, forget it, I'm afraid I won't be able to see R18.
It didn't take long for a big bag to bulge up next to it. Xu Ao waited for 2 minutes and saw no movement. He took off his glasses and pinched the bridge of his nose. Wang Shu's waist massaged the side of the waist without lightness or slowness: "You can send me some pictures that you think look good some other day, and I'll take a look too."
Yu Wangshu covered his phone: "No."
"If you don't give it, go to bed quickly, don't you have the desire to go to the toilet now?"
"Why do I need to go to the toilet?" Yu Wangshu felt puzzled, but the tone of the people behind him was extremely natural.
Xu Ao raised his hand to turn off the light, and he could hear a hint of joy from his voice: "From then on, I will go to that store to buy lobsters, and if you like crabs, I can also make them for you."
"My cooking skills are also very good, which is the true inheritance of my mother."
Xu Ao said, "Then you want to do it yourself in the future?"
Yu Wangshu shrank into the quilt, and inadvertently shrank into the arms of the person behind him, but he himself didn't feel it: "Forget it, you did it yourself, I didn't ask you." If it is clean or cramped, Yu Ma is not at ease when she buys someone else's clean. When she was a child, she always had to brush it several times by herself.
"My grandma's food is exquisite. Lobster can make flowers, but I haven't eaten her food for almost 20 years."
"I heard that your grandmother's family had elements before?"
Yu Wangshu nodded: "The youngest daughter of the landlord's family has a delicate life and got married late, so she left without enjoying a few years of blessings. I like her very much."
"Intergenerational relatives?"
"No." Yu Wangshu recalled the picture when she was a child, with longing and satisfaction in her eyes, "She lives very delicately, everything is orderly, she can wear bracelets on her hands, she can read books and practice calligraphy every day, I can draw. My mother has a lot of calligraphy and paintings of my grandma in her small treasury. My grandpa has a little money and likes to collect antiques. The house is full of ancient charm. You have never seen the house in my hometown. It is amazing and big, so The demolition fee is quite a lot.”
It stands to reason that he was born in a scholarly family.
"Then why are you so virtuous, watching R18 every day, seeing the big ones from childhood."
Yu Wangshu looked annoyed: "If you want to pass, you can pass, but if you don't, then get out, and I will be delayed in my plan to rise."
Xu Ao moved up and hugged her: "How do you want to rise up?"
"Really, if it weren't for you, I must have a very gentle boyfriend now, who can be fine in bed..." At the end, Xu Ao even laughed to himself. Belly, as expected, immediately twisted into a ball.
"This dream is unrealistic, you wake up quickly."
Everyone is a sensible person, Yu Wang shrank and couldn't get out of the quilt, his head stuck out from the side and he hugged the boss on the bed, saying: "I know, I know." Thinking of the previous question, he turned around and said, "Why did you suddenly think of asking my mother to make lobster? It's quite unexpected." There was also a little shameless touch.
Xu Ao even hugged the cat with him, closed his eyes and smoothed his hair, and said lightly, "Grab your stomach, so you don't run around."
Because of the lobster incident, Yu Wangshu was slightly touched. He felt that he had to keep a low profile, but he was chased and beaten by Wang Weiran and others at school, and he almost grinned behind his ears. Wang Weiran was nervous: "Absolutely!" It's a good thing, Uncle Yu looks better this year than last year."
The technical geek chimed in: "Yes, yes, younger than last year."
Yu Wangshu thought they were praising him, put on his bachelor's uniform and looked in the mirror, and beckoned to Wang Weiran to take a picture of himself.
There are always one or two out of dozens of people in a class who like to play with photography. Wang Weiran is one of them. He does not have the bitter feeling of "SLR poor three generations" when he is in business at home. On the day when he took graduation photos, he brought his equipment to the girls and took girlfriends photos. According to.
The canteen of Ming University was designed by the seniors of the Department of Architecture after they became famous, and even the library was designed by people from the school. Standing in front of the landmark building, Yu Wangshu was holding a bachelor's cap in his hand, feeling a lot of emotion in his heart.
I really just graduated. It seems that I just came back to school yesterday, and it’s time to say goodbye in the blink of an eye. At that time, everyone will go their separate ways, and I don’t know when we will see each other again.
The students in his class have almost forgotten, not only the face, but also the name of the person. There is an element of intentional forgetting, and more of it is that the friendship is weak and there is no desire to communicate.
"Uncle Yu, look who's coming!"
Wang Weiran roared, Yu Wangshu turned around and looked over, it was Xu Ao who was none other than Xu Ao.
It has been half a semester without his class, but the female students in the class are willing to leave a place for Xu Ao in the graduation photo. In fact, a long time ago, a girl boldly asked him if he could take the graduation photo. Xu Ao was the first For the first time, I positively agreed to the student's request.
Although Yu Wangshu felt that this person's mind was definitely not simple.
Wang Weiran looked at Mr. Xu who was surrounded by girls to take pictures, and asked Yu Wangshu, "Uncle Yu, are you jealous?"
Yu Wangshu gave a foolish look: "What kind of jealousy am I?"
"Looks like I'm overthinking it."
"Let me tell you, he's not as handsome as you think at home."
Wang Weiran immediately looked curious: "How to say?"
What to say.
Yu Wangshu held back for a long time and didn't think of saying anything bad. Instead, Xu Ao came over after taking the photo, opening and closing his mouth: "You, Uncle Yu, wear a vest at home and don't wear pants. You eat mixed dishes when you are happy. When you are happy, you want to talk and go to sleep. Farting and talking in sleep, dancing in the living room in the morning."
"Fuck, do you want to fight, when did I fart and talk in my sleep!"
The face-changing skill is invincible, but Xu Ao knew that this was in front of acquaintances.
Seeing that the situation was wrong, Wang Weiran slipped away a long time ago, and before leaving, he pointed his middle finger and said, "So you are such an uncle."
Yu Wangshu wished he could tear Xu Ao's mouth apart, even if he didn't think about it, he was a famous mouth.He jumped up and wanted to beat him, but instead he was hugged in his arms. Before he looked around in horror, he only heard the man's voice falling into the water like a spring water ding-dong. It was more human joy, completely different from the indifferent Xu Ao back then. no the same.
"Happy Graduation."
As a result, the swollen anger seemed to be poked by a needle, and it instantly deflated. Yu Wangshu smiled and said, "I'm finally graduating."
Xu Ao took out another set of bachelor's uniforms from his bag like a conjurer: "I saved a set for you back then, not all the people in the class are snobbish."
Yu Wangshu was taken aback: "You still keep this."
"I just picked it up. It's a pity to throw out the brand new one. I just kept it."
Yu Wangshu thought that you should just talk nonsense, duplicity.
The two looked at each other, and they couldn't help whispering. Yu Wangshu touched his bachelor's uniform with nostalgia: "The teachers in that class were all the best, and I can't see them now. I I dare not think that if there is no scene of suspending school, there will be no retreat at the end of this road. Even if my mother doesn't say it, I know that I was not rational at the time, and I feel like a mentally retarded person when I get anxious, but I don't regret it now. The road leads to Rome, and I'm doing well now."
He rented a prefabricated house that could make people suffer from heat stroke in summer, and he also ate sesame seed cakes for two months. These were life that he had never experienced before. During those days, he saw many scenes that he had never seen before, whether it was The touching family affection on the street is still the deep affection of the hawkers. At that time, he felt that life was too hard to hold on, but looking at the smiles on people's faces, no matter how hard it is, there is happiness.That is, in that month, he rekindled his new life and walked on a road that he was unfamiliar with, and then walked step by step, his mood had already changed.
At this time, Xu Ao changed into a bachelor's uniform, which was the same as Yu Wangshu's, and suggested: "Take a few photos together."
Wang Weiran thought he was suddenly color blind when he was called in front of them. When he saw the different styles, he realized that they were not the same suit. Knowing that Uncle Yu should have worn it, he pressed the shutter with a smile: "Uncle Yu, if you smile brighter, your eyes will be brighter. But it's gone."
The photographers hired by the school generally do not pay attention to angles. Unless the amateurs among the students are really proficient, they will not consider the composition and color when taking pictures. Did you feel relieved seeing Wang Weiran's professional approach.
"If you make me uglier than the photo on the ID card, our friendship will come to an end."
王维然嘻嘻道:“友尽之后别跟我开爱情的巨轮,我怕徐老师揍我。”
Yu Wangshu immediately threw the hat over: "You take off your fucking clothes and give it to me, I don't even want it!"
In the evening Xu Ao asked him why he didn't want it, and Yu Wangshu lay paralyzed on the sofa, throwing chocolates in his hands, with the boss lying on his stomach and the other cubs lying on his feet, and said slowly: "You are asking this question without technical level, Do you want to hear something nice, you think I can say it? It's too naive."
Xu Ao moved the mouse, and when he heard this, he suddenly pressed towards Yu Wangshu, and the tip of his tongue touched his lips and immediately tasted the sweetness of chocolate. I'm so tired of it.
The piece of chocolate in Yu Wangshu's hand rolled to nowhere, and the man's kiss landed on his neck and he couldn't help trembling. On the other hand, it also showed that they had been in a truce for a long time.
I don't know how long a week is.
The situation gradually became more intense, Xu Ao also took away the computer and wanted to cover Wang Shu's body, licking and biting his teeth along the Adam's apple, not only heard the sound of gasping, but also felt the needs of the people under him, leading the The other party's hand moved down, Xu Ao raised his head and kissed the corner of Yu Wangshu's mouth: "Do you want to do it?"
The scorching breath seemed to heat him up, Yu Wangshu sniffed subconsciously and said, "Come on, let's go to bed."
But at the moment when he was about to speak, his eyes flashed with determination: "Don't do it."
Now it was Xu Ao's turn to be surprised, but after thinking about it, it's not hard to figure out why: "Why, thinking about what happened that night?"
Yu Wangshu shook his head and gave him a disdainful look: "Have you used toilet paper just now?"
"I'm Xiaojie."
"If you don't do it today, what if you have urine on your hand, it won't be clean if you poke it in."
Xu Ao's face turned dark immediately.
Yu Wangshu secretly rejoiced, it can be regarded as a [-]% return, and the rest is to leave heroically, leaving him with a victor's back.
At least he thought so.
But obviously Xu Ao is not that kind of person.
After tidying things up and unscrewing the cufflinks, Xu Ao put the bow tie on the sofa, walked into the bedroom and took the cats who occupied the center of the bed all the year round to the door, then went to take a bath under Yu Wangshu's suspicious eyes , and then calmly acted as if nothing had happened, lying on the bed and turning off the lights in one go.
"Don't do it today, go to sleep."
A string in Yu Wangshu's mind was tense and he felt that something was wrong, they had too little communication, and while he was thinking about whether there was a conspiracy, he found that Xu Ao seemed to be dishonest by holding his hand?
"Xu... um..."
The delicate kisses fell on the slightly trembling skin along with the fiery breath, and Yu Wangshu's body was covered with goosebumps, and the mantra also sucked in suddenly because of the man's movements below, really... really holding it in for too long.
When he was finally worn out, Yu Wangshu gritted his teeth and kicked off the big underpants, turned over and said, "You haven't eaten dinner, you're going to sleep, you're going to sleep."
While rubbing Yu Wangshu's waist, Xu Ao asked, "Aren't you not doing it?"
"You are playing dirty tricks, not simply."
Xu Ao smiled immediately: "Yes, yes, it's better without you."
Yu Wangshu heard that it could be done tonight, "Slow down, I'm afraid that people will see something wrong when I go to work tomorrow."
A few minutes later, a head that was hot enough to explode popped out from under the quilt, trying to push away the person on it, but was firmly restrained, so the tones overflowing from the mouth were also uneven.
Xu Ao's breath was unsteady, and he bit Yu Wangshu's ear and asked, "Hurry up or slow down."
Yu Wangshu stretched hard, gritted his teeth and said, "Hurry up."
After some love affairs, Xu Ao hugged Yu Wangshu, rubbed his lips against his shoulder gently, feeling the skin under his hand gradually calm down, and said softly, "Remember to watch the news tomorrow."
After being tricked for a while, Yu Wangshu replied angrily: "Look at that." As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a light from under the quilt, and the sound of taking pictures came from behind him. Just as he was about to turn around, Xu Ao handed over his phone to him. Come to him and use a casual tone: "Look."
Honestly, very angry.
There are probably not many gay couples who want to fight after sleeping: "I'm sick." It's purely for fuss.
Xu Ao hugged Yu Wangshu, and clicked delete in front of him: "The one surnamed Li has fallen."
"So fast?" Almost at the same time, Yu Wangshu took out his mobile phone and swiped Weibo. The popularity was incomparable to celebrity gossip. A photo of the person surnamed Li smiling kindly was posted on Weibo, and all major homepages posted messages. , I was arrested in Xiaosan's villa last night. The villa is worth 6000 million and his salary cannot afford it. Xiaosan is the aunt of the director of a certain national bureau. It is said that the director was arrested a few days ago. The person in charge of the Central Organization Department It was confirmed that the central government removed him from his post because he was suspected of violating discipline and law.
However, the Secretary of the Li Municipal Party Committee is arrogant and rude in private, and his attitude towards official affairs is not rigorous enough. He has accumulated inaction on projects, wasted national resources, accepted bribes to affect the selection of national civil servants, and abused his power to place his family members in important departments. There are too many books to write.
The procuratorate prosecuted Li Yu, the former secretary of the Municipal Party Committee according to the law, and his crimes were written out one by one on the Internet, which is frightening to read.
If Dad Yu was sentenced to 20 years for what happened back then, then this former partner had an immeasurable sentence, embezzled billions of dollars and found a lot of gold under the bed at home, and the original Qi Baishi hanging on the wall is also of unknown origin .
These pictures will not appear on the Internet. The reporter reported that even the head of the procuratorate stayed there all night, which can be regarded as this year's year-end drama.
Yu Wangshu didn't even blink his eyes: "I think my father's sentence is too severe, 20 years." Compared with the old man surnamed Li, his father's money is nothing, although it is a big deal for their family. It's not a small amount, but it's like a drop in the ocean in a billion.
"The country's criminal law standards for corruption have always been determined not by the amount of money, but by how bad the impact on this person is."
"so what."
Xu Ao signaled him to be safe and not to be impatient: "Wait for the result, this matter is coming soon."
Yu Wangshu felt annoyed. Compared with this, his father has been there for 20 years?Then this old man surnamed Li should be indefinitely!
"As for your father, he should be involved in such a big event this time."
Xu Ao gave him a slap in the face: "I haven't been at home for a long time. Uncle Jiang and the Secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection are here, as are the Chief Prosecutor and the Director of the Public Security Bureau. I don't know the details. In the past few days, it is estimated that there will be a wave of presence."
"No wonder your mother is so busy at home that she doesn't have time to take care of her grandson."
Xu Ao raised his eyebrows, hugged Yu Wangshu's waist, and lowered his voice: "So excited?"
"I just can't understand people who play tricks behind their backs. Don't say anything about righteousness. Back then, I didn't believe that I didn't intend to bring down my father on purpose."
Xu Ao had a deep expression on his face: "Your father is also uncertain about this matter. If you are greedy, everyone knows the truth. What is uncertain is the hidden truth in the truth."
Yu Wangshu took Xu Ao's words to heart, turned over and said that he had fallen asleep, only to touch his leg behind him, causing him to gasp in pain.
"what happened to you?"
Yu Wangshu was ashamed: "Anal pain..."
Naturally, he limped to go to work the next day, because of back pain and anal pain, Yu Wangshu got up early in the morning and took advantage of no one in the company to sneak into the office. Under the circumstances, Xu Ao asked him to bring a boxed lunch and picked it up in person. Yu Wangshu ate the boxed lunch not long after he had nothing to do in the office. It's really not his fault, this person can eat anything when he is free.
After making a box of instant noodles at noon, Li Lei didn't dare to go out for lunch. His boss saw that something was wrong, so Yu Wangshu covered his face and told him to leave quickly: "What are you looking at?"
Li Lei stroked his chin: "Look at you, I'm really blind. I'm going to tell my wife."
Yu Wangshu slammed his fist on the table angrily. The table didn't hurt, but his hand hurt so much that he didn't feel it.
Xu Ao repeatedly reminded him to eat the boxed lunch, but unexpectedly, it happened on the instant noodles.
Yu Wangshu packed up his things and went to the meeting in the afternoon. As soon as he finished the PPT in his seat, he felt his stomach churning.
Why cry, because it hurts.
He never imagined that a big man like himself would squat in the toilet one day, biting his hand, with tears in his eyes. This mother was not moved by watching a bitter scene. After living for almost 30 years, the first time he pooped so painfully, so cautiously.
He remembered that the dishes Xu Ao prepared today were all very light, no wonder it felt boring in his mouth!
Du Dalei's message turned on the screen at this moment, and Yu Wangshu uttered in sweat: "What's the matter, I'll talk about it later."
After squatting in the toilet for more than an hour, Su Qin stood in front of the office, looking for him urgently.
"Sign this document quickly, what's the matter with you?"
Yu Wangshu's heart trembled, thinking that there was a big hole in the back, and he was still walking with wind, he quickly shook his head: "I haven't eaten well, I have diarrhea." After finishing speaking, he quickly signed and asked Su Qin to leave, sitting on his buttocks. I had to take my time on the chair, but later it was impossible, so Yu Wangshu took out a soft winter pillow and put it under his buttocks.
He found someone to buy the cushion, and he would not sleep on it unless he was happy.
Yu Wangshu felt his butt felt better, but he was also very sad. Looking at the pink cushion, he felt that his wife had been tarnished, and he probably wouldn't use it again in the future.
This guilt didn't last long, and Yu Wangshu's face turned red as his lower abdomen tightened suddenly.
This afternoon, the employees outside watched the department manager run to the toilet again and again, leaning on the wall like an old man, his face pale and bloodless.
Li Lei and the upper-level cadres came back from dinner and saw their old friend go to the toilet like this, so he let out a sigh: "Should I give you half a day off? I think you have to kneel like this."
"Don't kneel, I feel like I'm going to die now." Standing firm, Yu Wangshu took a breath, "It's past three o'clock, if I have nothing to do, can you let me go first, I can't do it, you hurry up and approve the leave."
"Then go quickly, the big event today is the meeting, and it's over now."
What are you waiting for?
Xu Ao picked him up and took him directly to the hospital. The anorectal surgeon was an uncle-level doctor. Yu Wangshu didn't want to come, but in order to live longer...
"what's up."
Yu Wangshu looked around, lost the slightest composure, but still said: "It's a bit too hard to go to the toilet today."
Xu Ao stood by the side and opened the skylight and said bluntly: "We did it last night, but today he ate spicy food and got sick to his stomach."
Because the conversation was too straightforward, the doctor was stunned for a moment, and after a few seconds, he came back to look at the patient who was dying of shame, said ah, looked down at the medical records, and asked Yu Wangshu to go inside.
Yu Wangshu was nervous: "Doctor, I'm fine."
The doctor put on a mask and gloves and reassured him: "I saw a gay couple a few days ago. Don't be nervous. You won't know anything wrong until after the inspection."
In Wangshu's heart, besides Xu Ao who has touched this place, who the hell is there?The doctor's examination was correct, but he felt as if he had knocked over a seasoning bottle, which was extremely complicated.
After going for an examination and coming back, Yu Wangshu sat upright on the chair like a serious student in class. The doctor was overwhelmed by his seriousness and asked Xu Ao, "Do you usually have any other hobbies?"
Xu Ao patted Yu Wangshu on the shoulder: "We pay attention to this problem, and there is no excessive behavior in daily life."
"Take a bottle of water, people's faces are turning pale, young people, don't eat indiscriminately, I'm prescribing some medicine for you, remember to use it on time every day, don't be shy."
Yu Wangshu looked at the protruding tendons on the back of his hand, saw the nurse poking them in with a needle and sticking them skillfully, his expression still hasn't recovered.
Xu Ao held his other hand and covered it, looked at the medicine prescribed by the doctor and said, "What did you take today?"
"Instant noodles." He added, "Spicy beef noodles."
"Yu Wangshu, you're good at making yourself suffer."
To be reasonable, shouldn't it be to comfort him at this time?How come Xu Ao is in mocking mode?
"If it weren't for you yesterday... I would be able to do this."
Xu Ao came over and said, "We're all in the same boat. We've been eaten for the past few days. I'll make you some porridge, and keep your mouth shut when you go to work. I believe you don't want to come to the hospital because of what happened next." According to the usual The heat is not a big deal, and the reason is still in the diet.
But when this happened, it also reminded Xu Ao. He poured a glass of water for Yu Wangshu and put it on, and put his arms around his waist: "From now on, I have to do a certain exercise every day."
Yu Wangshu was still in the stage of self-consolation, he picked up the water and drank it: "What is it?"
"Left anus."
"Puff—cough cough"
Xu Ao looked around, smiled at the nurse who came to ask, and took out a tissue to help Yu Wangshu wipe his mouth: "We are also a couple who have frequent intercourse, this matter cannot be delayed."
Yu Wangshu was greatly stimulated: "I won't."
"I teach you."
I understand the truth, but... Yu Wangshu stared at the needle on the back of his hand and whispered, "Is this making water-injected beef?"
Xu Ao squeezed his hand and said with a smile, "It's water-filled pork."
"Xu Ao, I think your skin is itchy."
"If the skin is itchy, go back and fight with you. Now hurry up and wait for the medicine to be finished. I will stay with you at home when I have nothing to do these few days. You are a pork, and you say that birds of a feather flock together. What am I?"
Yu Wangshu immediately laughed out loud.
With this smile, I lost all anger.
He took out his mobile phone and replied to Du Dalei. He was too embarrassed to say about gays, but Yu Wangshu organized his words: "It's just diarrhea."
Smart as Lei, he sent a contemptuous look: "Do you think I'm a fool?"
"How dare you dare."
"By the way, when did you get Xu Ao dealt with? It's been so long and there's still no movement. Could it be that you can't turn over once you press it?"
Yu Wangshu covered the phone, and when he saw that Xu Ao didn't look at him, he let out a breath, and started typing with one hand: "It's not convenient to deal with him now, let's do it later."
Not long after this message was sent, Du Dalei's video invitation came. Yu Wangshu looked around the hospital and accepted the IV drip because he thought there was nothing to hide.
"How dare you lie to my old lady, so that you don't pay attention to what's going on now."
Yu Wangshu: "..."
"It's okay, you two pay more attention, I'm still waiting for you to turn around and attack hahahahahahaha."
The laughter was wild and full of magic. Yu Wangshu clicked the end, but Du Dalei sent at least dozens of hahahaha. When he realized that someone was staring at him, he turned his head slowly.
There was a three-point smile on Xu Ao's lips, and he put his hand on his thigh and patted it lightly.
"It's good to have a dream."
The room suddenly fell silent, and the atmosphere was a bit stuffy. Playing songs and games seemed to have suddenly lost their allure at this time. Yu Wangshu, you turned your head to see that Xu Ao was still watching the case, and hid the phone under the quilt. Find a man who inserted his ass Literary comics began to relieve boredom.He deeply realized that he was generalized by Xu Ao, and he wanted to hide with shame on his face. How did it feel to poke shit?
Forget it, forget it, I'm afraid I won't be able to see R18.
It didn't take long for a big bag to bulge up next to it. Xu Ao waited for 2 minutes and saw no movement. He took off his glasses and pinched the bridge of his nose. Wang Shu's waist massaged the side of the waist without lightness or slowness: "You can send me some pictures that you think look good some other day, and I'll take a look too."
Yu Wangshu covered his phone: "No."
"If you don't give it, go to bed quickly, don't you have the desire to go to the toilet now?"
"Why do I need to go to the toilet?" Yu Wangshu felt puzzled, but the tone of the people behind him was extremely natural.
Xu Ao raised his hand to turn off the light, and he could hear a hint of joy from his voice: "From then on, I will go to that store to buy lobsters, and if you like crabs, I can also make them for you."
"My cooking skills are also very good, which is the true inheritance of my mother."
Xu Ao said, "Then you want to do it yourself in the future?"
Yu Wangshu shrank into the quilt, and inadvertently shrank into the arms of the person behind him, but he himself didn't feel it: "Forget it, you did it yourself, I didn't ask you." If it is clean or cramped, Yu Ma is not at ease when she buys someone else's clean. When she was a child, she always had to brush it several times by herself.
"My grandma's food is exquisite. Lobster can make flowers, but I haven't eaten her food for almost 20 years."
"I heard that your grandmother's family had elements before?"
Yu Wangshu nodded: "The youngest daughter of the landlord's family has a delicate life and got married late, so she left without enjoying a few years of blessings. I like her very much."
"Intergenerational relatives?"
"No." Yu Wangshu recalled the picture when she was a child, with longing and satisfaction in her eyes, "She lives very delicately, everything is orderly, she can wear bracelets on her hands, she can read books and practice calligraphy every day, I can draw. My mother has a lot of calligraphy and paintings of my grandma in her small treasury. My grandpa has a little money and likes to collect antiques. The house is full of ancient charm. You have never seen the house in my hometown. It is amazing and big, so The demolition fee is quite a lot.”
It stands to reason that he was born in a scholarly family.
"Then why are you so virtuous, watching R18 every day, seeing the big ones from childhood."
Yu Wangshu looked annoyed: "If you want to pass, you can pass, but if you don't, then get out, and I will be delayed in my plan to rise."
Xu Ao moved up and hugged her: "How do you want to rise up?"
"Really, if it weren't for you, I must have a very gentle boyfriend now, who can be fine in bed..." At the end, Xu Ao even laughed to himself. Belly, as expected, immediately twisted into a ball.
"This dream is unrealistic, you wake up quickly."
Everyone is a sensible person, Yu Wang shrank and couldn't get out of the quilt, his head stuck out from the side and he hugged the boss on the bed, saying: "I know, I know." Thinking of the previous question, he turned around and said, "Why did you suddenly think of asking my mother to make lobster? It's quite unexpected." There was also a little shameless touch.
Xu Ao even hugged the cat with him, closed his eyes and smoothed his hair, and said lightly, "Grab your stomach, so you don't run around."
Because of the lobster incident, Yu Wangshu was slightly touched. He felt that he had to keep a low profile, but he was chased and beaten by Wang Weiran and others at school, and he almost grinned behind his ears. Wang Weiran was nervous: "Absolutely!" It's a good thing, Uncle Yu looks better this year than last year."
The technical geek chimed in: "Yes, yes, younger than last year."
Yu Wangshu thought they were praising him, put on his bachelor's uniform and looked in the mirror, and beckoned to Wang Weiran to take a picture of himself.
There are always one or two out of dozens of people in a class who like to play with photography. Wang Weiran is one of them. He does not have the bitter feeling of "SLR poor three generations" when he is in business at home. On the day when he took graduation photos, he brought his equipment to the girls and took girlfriends photos. According to.
The canteen of Ming University was designed by the seniors of the Department of Architecture after they became famous, and even the library was designed by people from the school. Standing in front of the landmark building, Yu Wangshu was holding a bachelor's cap in his hand, feeling a lot of emotion in his heart.
I really just graduated. It seems that I just came back to school yesterday, and it’s time to say goodbye in the blink of an eye. At that time, everyone will go their separate ways, and I don’t know when we will see each other again.
The students in his class have almost forgotten, not only the face, but also the name of the person. There is an element of intentional forgetting, and more of it is that the friendship is weak and there is no desire to communicate.
"Uncle Yu, look who's coming!"
Wang Weiran roared, Yu Wangshu turned around and looked over, it was Xu Ao who was none other than Xu Ao.
It has been half a semester without his class, but the female students in the class are willing to leave a place for Xu Ao in the graduation photo. In fact, a long time ago, a girl boldly asked him if he could take the graduation photo. Xu Ao was the first For the first time, I positively agreed to the student's request.
Although Yu Wangshu felt that this person's mind was definitely not simple.
Wang Weiran looked at Mr. Xu who was surrounded by girls to take pictures, and asked Yu Wangshu, "Uncle Yu, are you jealous?"
Yu Wangshu gave a foolish look: "What kind of jealousy am I?"
"Looks like I'm overthinking it."
"Let me tell you, he's not as handsome as you think at home."
Wang Weiran immediately looked curious: "How to say?"
What to say.
Yu Wangshu held back for a long time and didn't think of saying anything bad. Instead, Xu Ao came over after taking the photo, opening and closing his mouth: "You, Uncle Yu, wear a vest at home and don't wear pants. You eat mixed dishes when you are happy. When you are happy, you want to talk and go to sleep. Farting and talking in sleep, dancing in the living room in the morning."
"Fuck, do you want to fight, when did I fart and talk in my sleep!"
The face-changing skill is invincible, but Xu Ao knew that this was in front of acquaintances.
Seeing that the situation was wrong, Wang Weiran slipped away a long time ago, and before leaving, he pointed his middle finger and said, "So you are such an uncle."
Yu Wangshu wished he could tear Xu Ao's mouth apart, even if he didn't think about it, he was a famous mouth.He jumped up and wanted to beat him, but instead he was hugged in his arms. Before he looked around in horror, he only heard the man's voice falling into the water like a spring water ding-dong. It was more human joy, completely different from the indifferent Xu Ao back then. no the same.
"Happy Graduation."
As a result, the swollen anger seemed to be poked by a needle, and it instantly deflated. Yu Wangshu smiled and said, "I'm finally graduating."
Xu Ao took out another set of bachelor's uniforms from his bag like a conjurer: "I saved a set for you back then, not all the people in the class are snobbish."
Yu Wangshu was taken aback: "You still keep this."
"I just picked it up. It's a pity to throw out the brand new one. I just kept it."
Yu Wangshu thought that you should just talk nonsense, duplicity.
The two looked at each other, and they couldn't help whispering. Yu Wangshu touched his bachelor's uniform with nostalgia: "The teachers in that class were all the best, and I can't see them now. I I dare not think that if there is no scene of suspending school, there will be no retreat at the end of this road. Even if my mother doesn't say it, I know that I was not rational at the time, and I feel like a mentally retarded person when I get anxious, but I don't regret it now. The road leads to Rome, and I'm doing well now."
He rented a prefabricated house that could make people suffer from heat stroke in summer, and he also ate sesame seed cakes for two months. These were life that he had never experienced before. During those days, he saw many scenes that he had never seen before, whether it was The touching family affection on the street is still the deep affection of the hawkers. At that time, he felt that life was too hard to hold on, but looking at the smiles on people's faces, no matter how hard it is, there is happiness.That is, in that month, he rekindled his new life and walked on a road that he was unfamiliar with, and then walked step by step, his mood had already changed.
At this time, Xu Ao changed into a bachelor's uniform, which was the same as Yu Wangshu's, and suggested: "Take a few photos together."
Wang Weiran thought he was suddenly color blind when he was called in front of them. When he saw the different styles, he realized that they were not the same suit. Knowing that Uncle Yu should have worn it, he pressed the shutter with a smile: "Uncle Yu, if you smile brighter, your eyes will be brighter. But it's gone."
The photographers hired by the school generally do not pay attention to angles. Unless the amateurs among the students are really proficient, they will not consider the composition and color when taking pictures. Did you feel relieved seeing Wang Weiran's professional approach.
"If you make me uglier than the photo on the ID card, our friendship will come to an end."
王维然嘻嘻道:“友尽之后别跟我开爱情的巨轮,我怕徐老师揍我。”
Yu Wangshu immediately threw the hat over: "You take off your fucking clothes and give it to me, I don't even want it!"
In the evening Xu Ao asked him why he didn't want it, and Yu Wangshu lay paralyzed on the sofa, throwing chocolates in his hands, with the boss lying on his stomach and the other cubs lying on his feet, and said slowly: "You are asking this question without technical level, Do you want to hear something nice, you think I can say it? It's too naive."
Xu Ao moved the mouse, and when he heard this, he suddenly pressed towards Yu Wangshu, and the tip of his tongue touched his lips and immediately tasted the sweetness of chocolate. I'm so tired of it.
The piece of chocolate in Yu Wangshu's hand rolled to nowhere, and the man's kiss landed on his neck and he couldn't help trembling. On the other hand, it also showed that they had been in a truce for a long time.
I don't know how long a week is.
The situation gradually became more intense, Xu Ao also took away the computer and wanted to cover Wang Shu's body, licking and biting his teeth along the Adam's apple, not only heard the sound of gasping, but also felt the needs of the people under him, leading the The other party's hand moved down, Xu Ao raised his head and kissed the corner of Yu Wangshu's mouth: "Do you want to do it?"
The scorching breath seemed to heat him up, Yu Wangshu sniffed subconsciously and said, "Come on, let's go to bed."
But at the moment when he was about to speak, his eyes flashed with determination: "Don't do it."
Now it was Xu Ao's turn to be surprised, but after thinking about it, it's not hard to figure out why: "Why, thinking about what happened that night?"
Yu Wangshu shook his head and gave him a disdainful look: "Have you used toilet paper just now?"
"I'm Xiaojie."
"If you don't do it today, what if you have urine on your hand, it won't be clean if you poke it in."
Xu Ao's face turned dark immediately.
Yu Wangshu secretly rejoiced, it can be regarded as a [-]% return, and the rest is to leave heroically, leaving him with a victor's back.
At least he thought so.
But obviously Xu Ao is not that kind of person.
After tidying things up and unscrewing the cufflinks, Xu Ao put the bow tie on the sofa, walked into the bedroom and took the cats who occupied the center of the bed all the year round to the door, then went to take a bath under Yu Wangshu's suspicious eyes , and then calmly acted as if nothing had happened, lying on the bed and turning off the lights in one go.
"Don't do it today, go to sleep."
A string in Yu Wangshu's mind was tense and he felt that something was wrong, they had too little communication, and while he was thinking about whether there was a conspiracy, he found that Xu Ao seemed to be dishonest by holding his hand?
"Xu... um..."
The delicate kisses fell on the slightly trembling skin along with the fiery breath, and Yu Wangshu's body was covered with goosebumps, and the mantra also sucked in suddenly because of the man's movements below, really... really holding it in for too long.
When he was finally worn out, Yu Wangshu gritted his teeth and kicked off the big underpants, turned over and said, "You haven't eaten dinner, you're going to sleep, you're going to sleep."
While rubbing Yu Wangshu's waist, Xu Ao asked, "Aren't you not doing it?"
"You are playing dirty tricks, not simply."
Xu Ao smiled immediately: "Yes, yes, it's better without you."
Yu Wangshu heard that it could be done tonight, "Slow down, I'm afraid that people will see something wrong when I go to work tomorrow."
A few minutes later, a head that was hot enough to explode popped out from under the quilt, trying to push away the person on it, but was firmly restrained, so the tones overflowing from the mouth were also uneven.
Xu Ao's breath was unsteady, and he bit Yu Wangshu's ear and asked, "Hurry up or slow down."
Yu Wangshu stretched hard, gritted his teeth and said, "Hurry up."
After some love affairs, Xu Ao hugged Yu Wangshu, rubbed his lips against his shoulder gently, feeling the skin under his hand gradually calm down, and said softly, "Remember to watch the news tomorrow."
After being tricked for a while, Yu Wangshu replied angrily: "Look at that." As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a light from under the quilt, and the sound of taking pictures came from behind him. Just as he was about to turn around, Xu Ao handed over his phone to him. Come to him and use a casual tone: "Look."
Honestly, very angry.
There are probably not many gay couples who want to fight after sleeping: "I'm sick." It's purely for fuss.
Xu Ao hugged Yu Wangshu, and clicked delete in front of him: "The one surnamed Li has fallen."
"So fast?" Almost at the same time, Yu Wangshu took out his mobile phone and swiped Weibo. The popularity was incomparable to celebrity gossip. A photo of the person surnamed Li smiling kindly was posted on Weibo, and all major homepages posted messages. , I was arrested in Xiaosan's villa last night. The villa is worth 6000 million and his salary cannot afford it. Xiaosan is the aunt of the director of a certain national bureau. It is said that the director was arrested a few days ago. The person in charge of the Central Organization Department It was confirmed that the central government removed him from his post because he was suspected of violating discipline and law.
However, the Secretary of the Li Municipal Party Committee is arrogant and rude in private, and his attitude towards official affairs is not rigorous enough. He has accumulated inaction on projects, wasted national resources, accepted bribes to affect the selection of national civil servants, and abused his power to place his family members in important departments. There are too many books to write.
The procuratorate prosecuted Li Yu, the former secretary of the Municipal Party Committee according to the law, and his crimes were written out one by one on the Internet, which is frightening to read.
If Dad Yu was sentenced to 20 years for what happened back then, then this former partner had an immeasurable sentence, embezzled billions of dollars and found a lot of gold under the bed at home, and the original Qi Baishi hanging on the wall is also of unknown origin .
These pictures will not appear on the Internet. The reporter reported that even the head of the procuratorate stayed there all night, which can be regarded as this year's year-end drama.
Yu Wangshu didn't even blink his eyes: "I think my father's sentence is too severe, 20 years." Compared with the old man surnamed Li, his father's money is nothing, although it is a big deal for their family. It's not a small amount, but it's like a drop in the ocean in a billion.
"The country's criminal law standards for corruption have always been determined not by the amount of money, but by how bad the impact on this person is."
"so what."
Xu Ao signaled him to be safe and not to be impatient: "Wait for the result, this matter is coming soon."
Yu Wangshu felt annoyed. Compared with this, his father has been there for 20 years?Then this old man surnamed Li should be indefinitely!
"As for your father, he should be involved in such a big event this time."
Xu Ao gave him a slap in the face: "I haven't been at home for a long time. Uncle Jiang and the Secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection are here, as are the Chief Prosecutor and the Director of the Public Security Bureau. I don't know the details. In the past few days, it is estimated that there will be a wave of presence."
"No wonder your mother is so busy at home that she doesn't have time to take care of her grandson."
Xu Ao raised his eyebrows, hugged Yu Wangshu's waist, and lowered his voice: "So excited?"
"I just can't understand people who play tricks behind their backs. Don't say anything about righteousness. Back then, I didn't believe that I didn't intend to bring down my father on purpose."
Xu Ao had a deep expression on his face: "Your father is also uncertain about this matter. If you are greedy, everyone knows the truth. What is uncertain is the hidden truth in the truth."
Yu Wangshu took Xu Ao's words to heart, turned over and said that he had fallen asleep, only to touch his leg behind him, causing him to gasp in pain.
"what happened to you?"
Yu Wangshu was ashamed: "Anal pain..."
Naturally, he limped to go to work the next day, because of back pain and anal pain, Yu Wangshu got up early in the morning and took advantage of no one in the company to sneak into the office. Under the circumstances, Xu Ao asked him to bring a boxed lunch and picked it up in person. Yu Wangshu ate the boxed lunch not long after he had nothing to do in the office. It's really not his fault, this person can eat anything when he is free.
After making a box of instant noodles at noon, Li Lei didn't dare to go out for lunch. His boss saw that something was wrong, so Yu Wangshu covered his face and told him to leave quickly: "What are you looking at?"
Li Lei stroked his chin: "Look at you, I'm really blind. I'm going to tell my wife."
Yu Wangshu slammed his fist on the table angrily. The table didn't hurt, but his hand hurt so much that he didn't feel it.
Xu Ao repeatedly reminded him to eat the boxed lunch, but unexpectedly, it happened on the instant noodles.
Yu Wangshu packed up his things and went to the meeting in the afternoon. As soon as he finished the PPT in his seat, he felt his stomach churning.
Why cry, because it hurts.
He never imagined that a big man like himself would squat in the toilet one day, biting his hand, with tears in his eyes. This mother was not moved by watching a bitter scene. After living for almost 30 years, the first time he pooped so painfully, so cautiously.
He remembered that the dishes Xu Ao prepared today were all very light, no wonder it felt boring in his mouth!
Du Dalei's message turned on the screen at this moment, and Yu Wangshu uttered in sweat: "What's the matter, I'll talk about it later."
After squatting in the toilet for more than an hour, Su Qin stood in front of the office, looking for him urgently.
"Sign this document quickly, what's the matter with you?"
Yu Wangshu's heart trembled, thinking that there was a big hole in the back, and he was still walking with wind, he quickly shook his head: "I haven't eaten well, I have diarrhea." After finishing speaking, he quickly signed and asked Su Qin to leave, sitting on his buttocks. I had to take my time on the chair, but later it was impossible, so Yu Wangshu took out a soft winter pillow and put it under his buttocks.
He found someone to buy the cushion, and he would not sleep on it unless he was happy.
Yu Wangshu felt his butt felt better, but he was also very sad. Looking at the pink cushion, he felt that his wife had been tarnished, and he probably wouldn't use it again in the future.
This guilt didn't last long, and Yu Wangshu's face turned red as his lower abdomen tightened suddenly.
This afternoon, the employees outside watched the department manager run to the toilet again and again, leaning on the wall like an old man, his face pale and bloodless.
Li Lei and the upper-level cadres came back from dinner and saw their old friend go to the toilet like this, so he let out a sigh: "Should I give you half a day off? I think you have to kneel like this."
"Don't kneel, I feel like I'm going to die now." Standing firm, Yu Wangshu took a breath, "It's past three o'clock, if I have nothing to do, can you let me go first, I can't do it, you hurry up and approve the leave."
"Then go quickly, the big event today is the meeting, and it's over now."
What are you waiting for?
Xu Ao picked him up and took him directly to the hospital. The anorectal surgeon was an uncle-level doctor. Yu Wangshu didn't want to come, but in order to live longer...
"what's up."
Yu Wangshu looked around, lost the slightest composure, but still said: "It's a bit too hard to go to the toilet today."
Xu Ao stood by the side and opened the skylight and said bluntly: "We did it last night, but today he ate spicy food and got sick to his stomach."
Because the conversation was too straightforward, the doctor was stunned for a moment, and after a few seconds, he came back to look at the patient who was dying of shame, said ah, looked down at the medical records, and asked Yu Wangshu to go inside.
Yu Wangshu was nervous: "Doctor, I'm fine."
The doctor put on a mask and gloves and reassured him: "I saw a gay couple a few days ago. Don't be nervous. You won't know anything wrong until after the inspection."
In Wangshu's heart, besides Xu Ao who has touched this place, who the hell is there?The doctor's examination was correct, but he felt as if he had knocked over a seasoning bottle, which was extremely complicated.
After going for an examination and coming back, Yu Wangshu sat upright on the chair like a serious student in class. The doctor was overwhelmed by his seriousness and asked Xu Ao, "Do you usually have any other hobbies?"
Xu Ao patted Yu Wangshu on the shoulder: "We pay attention to this problem, and there is no excessive behavior in daily life."
"Take a bottle of water, people's faces are turning pale, young people, don't eat indiscriminately, I'm prescribing some medicine for you, remember to use it on time every day, don't be shy."
Yu Wangshu looked at the protruding tendons on the back of his hand, saw the nurse poking them in with a needle and sticking them skillfully, his expression still hasn't recovered.
Xu Ao held his other hand and covered it, looked at the medicine prescribed by the doctor and said, "What did you take today?"
"Instant noodles." He added, "Spicy beef noodles."
"Yu Wangshu, you're good at making yourself suffer."
To be reasonable, shouldn't it be to comfort him at this time?How come Xu Ao is in mocking mode?
"If it weren't for you yesterday... I would be able to do this."
Xu Ao came over and said, "We're all in the same boat. We've been eaten for the past few days. I'll make you some porridge, and keep your mouth shut when you go to work. I believe you don't want to come to the hospital because of what happened next." According to the usual The heat is not a big deal, and the reason is still in the diet.
But when this happened, it also reminded Xu Ao. He poured a glass of water for Yu Wangshu and put it on, and put his arms around his waist: "From now on, I have to do a certain exercise every day."
Yu Wangshu was still in the stage of self-consolation, he picked up the water and drank it: "What is it?"
"Left anus."
"Puff—cough cough"
Xu Ao looked around, smiled at the nurse who came to ask, and took out a tissue to help Yu Wangshu wipe his mouth: "We are also a couple who have frequent intercourse, this matter cannot be delayed."
Yu Wangshu was greatly stimulated: "I won't."
"I teach you."
I understand the truth, but... Yu Wangshu stared at the needle on the back of his hand and whispered, "Is this making water-injected beef?"
Xu Ao squeezed his hand and said with a smile, "It's water-filled pork."
"Xu Ao, I think your skin is itchy."
"If the skin is itchy, go back and fight with you. Now hurry up and wait for the medicine to be finished. I will stay with you at home when I have nothing to do these few days. You are a pork, and you say that birds of a feather flock together. What am I?"
Yu Wangshu immediately laughed out loud.
With this smile, I lost all anger.
He took out his mobile phone and replied to Du Dalei. He was too embarrassed to say about gays, but Yu Wangshu organized his words: "It's just diarrhea."
Smart as Lei, he sent a contemptuous look: "Do you think I'm a fool?"
"How dare you dare."
"By the way, when did you get Xu Ao dealt with? It's been so long and there's still no movement. Could it be that you can't turn over once you press it?"
Yu Wangshu covered the phone, and when he saw that Xu Ao didn't look at him, he let out a breath, and started typing with one hand: "It's not convenient to deal with him now, let's do it later."
Not long after this message was sent, Du Dalei's video invitation came. Yu Wangshu looked around the hospital and accepted the IV drip because he thought there was nothing to hide.
"How dare you lie to my old lady, so that you don't pay attention to what's going on now."
Yu Wangshu: "..."
"It's okay, you two pay more attention, I'm still waiting for you to turn around and attack hahahahahahaha."
The laughter was wild and full of magic. Yu Wangshu clicked the end, but Du Dalei sent at least dozens of hahahaha. When he realized that someone was staring at him, he turned his head slowly.
There was a three-point smile on Xu Ao's lips, and he put his hand on his thigh and patted it lightly.
"It's good to have a dream."
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