Yu Wangshu couldn't help but put on his slippers and immediately knelt on the cushion beside the tea table, calling out, "Mom."
"I'll make you kneel on the wooden floor!"
This thing went wrong, Yu Wangshu didn't dare to lift his head, he moved his knees off the cushion, kneeling on the ground in winter was very cold.
In the furious anger, Yu's mother didn't even look at her. The antibody test results on the table showed that there was no problem, but there is still a window period for AIDS. She would persuade some things to others: "There is still a window." During the period, as long as there is no further contact with the virus carrier, it will be fine." But now this matter is on her own, how can she persuade herself that she can't do it at all, and she hates why the window period is so long, "I didn't get it in the end As a result, we are not finished!"
"Mom, I'm really fine."
With a "snap", Mama Yu slapped her hand on the table, and the crying that had subsided gradually started again: "Tell me what you did recently that made me feel relieved, being beaten and fighting , the legs have only been around for a long time, and the face is painted again, the more people live and mature, how come you are more and more worrying."
"It was an accident, I am innocent."
Yu Ma controlled her anger, wiped away her tears and ordered, "I forbid you to get along with them again."
What kind of person was in Yu Wangshu's mind, and asked in a low voice, "Mom, do you think it is..."
"Who do you think I'm talking about?" Mama Yu interrupted him directly, "If you're not on the same road with us, then don't get in touch with us anymore, don't get in touch with the Xu family and the former officials' children!"
Yu Wangshu was so frightened that he only dared to nod. He only knew a few of them, and Xu Ao was the only one he contacted recently.
Yu Wangshu seldom disobeyed her mother, which made her feel very relieved. Seeing her son bow his head and admit his mistakes, he calmed down a lot and said, "You are so old, I shouldn't care about you so much. Since you were young, you can Make the decision, when did I force you? This time I listen to my mother, the circle of life is different, and it will be very tiring to get along with. "
"Well, I see." Yu Wangshu raised his head and asked, "Can I get up?"
"Kneel for half an hour!"
Yu Ma entered the bedroom after saying this.
There was a bang in Yu Wangshu's head. When he was the only one left in the living room, he relaxed his waist and knelt on his knees to count the time. Yu Ma was really angry this time, but she never Interfere with your circle of friends.
It took half an hour, but after kneeling for 10 minutes, Yu Ma's door opened: "Get up and go to sleep, you have to go to work tomorrow."
"Thank you mom!"
"I can't control you anymore, I just hope you can go well for the rest of your life."
Yu Wangshu scratched his head, went to the kitchen to get a bowl of noodles and brought them to the bedroom, Yu Ma must have been awake with her back to him.
"Mom, I know I was wrong."
"Your father and I gave birth to a child like you. What should we do if something happens? Anyway, you know how to measure it."
Yu Wangshu knew there was something going on as soon as he heard it. His mother let go. Although his attitude was still fierce, he was definitely not as cruel as before, so he changed the subject: "Didn't you ask me to buy a car before, I'm going to the supermarket after work today It only took a while to buy something, and when I came out, I couldn’t see the traffic jam, so I don’t think I’ll buy a car, anyway, it’s not very far away.” Speaking of the supermarket, he stood up with a bang, and the one he bought What about things?
"What are you looking for?" Yu Ma asked.
"It's nothing."
Mother Yu eased her tone as she ate the noodles made by her son, "Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow I will take time to meet the two girls at noon."
"Huh? Still on a blind date."
"I know you don't want to go on a blind date now, but I entrusted someone else to look for it before. I can't refuse now after they helped me."
How dare he say no now, anyway, a blind date is not the same as falling in love: "I'm a little sleepy, I'm going to bed." After speaking, he left the room as if fleeing.
After thinking about what happened, Yu Wangshu lay on the bed and hugged his head. The two bags of things must be gone. In order to please Yu’s mother, he bought supplements. At that time, there were so many people that there was a 50% chance that they would be gone. Although it was nothing special Precious, but if you buy it for fuck, the meaning is different.
Yu Wangshu finally thought about going to buy it after get off work tomorrow, but Xu Ao personally delivered the two bags to the door the next day.
The two made an appointment to meet at Starbucks. As soon as Yu Wangshu entered, he saw Xu Ao sitting there with his eldest brother in his arms, leisurely like a nobleman, and the eldest was very obedient and motionless in his arms, so one person and one cat sat in the sun just in time. In front of the transparent window, it is as quiet as an oil painting.
He walked over: "The boss is here too."
"Maybe I haven't recovered from my illness. Take it out to have a look." Xu Ao said and touched the ear of the boss. Yu Wangshu only needs to lower his head to see the little eyes of the puppet who is extremely wronged. He lowered his head, and his heart softened the moment his eyes met the puppet, and he exclaimed, "No wonder everyone likes puppet, it's so cute." It would be great if I had a girlfriend like a puppet.
Bah, bah, bah, it would be nice to have a little boyfriend like a puppet.
When he wasn't paying attention, Yu Wangshu was immersed in his fantasy, holding a sip of coffee and smiling very shyly and foolishly.Until the mouth was scratched by something soft.The puppet climbed onto the table from Xu Ao's arms, and its tail lightly swept across his face, itching, followed by a cool and comfortable smell, Yu Wangshu felt his liver began to tremble, but he Forcibly resisting the thought of sucking cats, he shook his head: "Where are my things?"
Xu Ao's face remained unchanged, and he bent down to put two shopping bags on the table: "We left in a hurry last night, and the shopkeeper kept it for us."
"Oh." Yu Wangshu immediately took out a ham sausage and gave it to the boss, and asked, "Is it okay to eat this?"
"It should be fine."
What do you mean should be fine?
Seeing that the boss didn't resist, Yu Wangshu casually asked, "How is Ah Dou now?"
"The blocking medicine was taken quickly enough and in a timely manner. Now I'm staying in the hospital waiting for the window period. After the man was caught, he admitted that he spread it on purpose."
Yu Wangshu felt that it was a pity that he didn't punch a few times last night: "Damn, why is it so disgusting."
"That man had a bad reputation, and later got AIDS. Cheng Yu had already dragged him into the blacklist, and A Dou was lazy and didn't pay attention to notifications, so he was dragged out of the water. Fortunately, we were on the blacklist last night. Otherwise, I really can't imagine what will happen to Adou now."
Yu Wangshu stirred the coffee and said lightly, "I probably want to die."
"What happened to your collar?"
Yu Wangshu looked down immediately: "What's wrong?"
Xu Ao squeezed his fingers, got up and twisted the other party's collar as if inadvertently, opened his hand and saw the dried rice grains: "This is it." Then he nodded his old head, "It's not good to be eaten by it gone."
I didn't understand what this meant, Yu Wangshu was shuddered by the smell of the sudden approach, and then the boss hugged him up, he was so frightened that he hugged him quickly: "Crazy?" The boss threw himself on him desperately, neck Fuzzy felt very weird, but he couldn't bear to move it away.
Xu Ao looked at the boss who was rolling on Yu Wangshu, and said, "It probably likes you."
"Crap, I've only met it a few times."
Xu Ao said calmly, "He has no eggs, he was castrated."
"...That's really... pitiful." Yu Wangshu picked up the eldest brother, "Should I call you little sister or little brother?"
"Meow!"
"Or it will let you go first, and I will let it go home and run one more time."
Yu Wangshu didn't even think about it: "No."
The rejection was too thorough, Xu Ao was stunned: "What's wrong."
Yu Wangshu glanced at him: "My mother won't let me play with you. We always get into trouble together."
Xu Ao was not surprised by this answer, he said: "The boss is not me, it is a beast and I am a human."
"..." seems to make sense.
"Cheng Yu also asked us to go to Mei Se tonight, and I will pick you up in the evening."
Yu Wangshu shook his head, the puppet suddenly threw itself into his arms like a child, he hugged it like a child, and said: "In a few days, my mother has been paying attention to me these days, if I don't get on time again I guess she will go crazy after get off work."
"Teacher He is strict with you now."
As soon as Yu Wangshu mentioned his mother, he softened, and rolled his eyes at the same time: "I'm happy to be controlled, it's none of your business." After taking a breath of cat poison, he handed the boss to Xu Ao, "I'm going to take a nap , or I won’t be energetic in the afternoon.” Then he picked up the shopping bag and walked away, and when he turned around, he said awkwardly, “Thank you.”
"It's okay." Xu Ao stroked the cat's head and smiled lightly. As soon as the cat came into his arms, he grabbed his fingers and gnawed, saying that gnawing was more like playing with it. "Is this smell driving you so crazy?"
Cats don't speak human words, they just express their love with actions.
Xu Ao raised its chin and scratched it, pondered for a while and said slowly: "Today is not very strong, so I won't let you play with the cloth bag."
"Meow!"
"invalid objection."
The waiter, who had been watching this place for a long time, blushed and took out his mobile phone to secretly take pictures and praised: "This man is so handsome, and the cat is also pretty."
A person next to her calmed her down: "Just that cat, living the life of a little princess."
……
Yu Wangshu left Starbucks and did not return to the company, but arrived at the box of another store on time according to the time on the text message. .”
Compared with the previous blind date, this time it seems to be luck. The woman seems to be eager to get married and directly asks about income and house, whether she has any debts in Beijing, and how about company benefits?Is there any chance of promotion in the future?How big is the house?Do you have a car?Are you going to live with your parents when you get married?
Rao Yu Wangshu would almost collapse no matter how well he cultivated himself, he took a sip of tea to moisten his throat: "What do you want from the house?"
"Be older, because my mother wants to live with me and help us take care of the children."
"What about my mother?"
The woman looked shocked: "Isn't your mother a university teacher? She has a house."
"Since my mother is not allowed to live in the house I bought, why should your mother live in it?"
"Because we are husband and wife, and she wants to help me take care of the children. Now the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is difficult to handle."
Yu Wangshu slowly put down the teacup. The woman in front of him is not young. It is said that she is a clerk of a small company. She has no good looks, and her personality is not pleasant, and her eyes are full of small calculations. He asked: " So are we husband and wife now? What right do you have to decide my house? Let’s talk about this now that you don’t even have a relationship foundation. If you can’t be fair to my mother, then stop it. Our life philosophy is Conflict, goodbye."
"God, how can there be someone like you!"
Yu Wangshu added drama to himself in his heart: Oh, for God's sake, I decided to forgive you, a stupid woman.
As soon as he went out, he called Du Dalei and complained fiercely. Du Dalei was very happy when he was bored at home: "Your mother hasn't given up on you yet."
"It's because she was embarrassed to refuse and let me come. In the past, she would take care of me to chat with other girls, but today she didn't say that she was very cold. I guess she didn't have much hope."
"Who introduced it? It's so unreliable. I'll give you all the mess. Do you want me to cheer you on tomorrow? I haven't played with my 36D breasts for a long time."
Thinking of what happened tomorrow, Yu Wangshu turned cold: "If I go tomorrow, I'll be a pig." He doesn't want to quarrel over the trivial matters of growing rice, oil and salt in the future, even if he is still a straight man now, he would not agree to have sex like this Girlfriend, marriage is realistic, but if the marriage is only based on the economic foundation, then simply fall in love with RMB.
"You called me today. In a few days, you can spare some time to come with me."
Yu Wangshu gasped for breath first: "Where are you going, I'm not sure if I'm free."
"Damn." Du Dalei yelled, "If you don't have time, you have to ask for leave. My classmate is getting married, and that bitch will go!"
One slut here and the other slut, Yu Wangshu covered his phone: "I don't have a luxury car."
"If you were ugly, I wouldn't be happy to call you that!"
In terms of good looks, the first person Yu Wangshu reacted to was Xu Ao, and then the white shirt named Cheng Yu, but unfortunately he didn't know him.
"Well, for your great cause of pretending to be aggressive, I will accompany you even if I ask for leave."
That night, Yu Wangshu expressed the failure to Yu Ma in a tactful tone, and Yu Ma beckoned him to eat: "If you don't like it, don't talk about it, I don't ask you now, as long as you like it, you can do it with whoever you like." Think carefully in a lifetime, a lifetime is very long."
Yu Wangshu bit his chopsticks and nodded straight. His mother seemed to have something in her words recently: "Mom, are you thinking about teaching me a lesson?"
"Eat your meal well!"
"Mom, do you remember the suit you bought for me before? It's a very handsome suit."
Yu Ma added a piece of meat to him, and said angrily, "It's not in your room."
"I forgot where it was... Du Dalei asked me to accompany her to a wedding. She was going to be a bridesmaid and asked me to go to dinner."
"Excuse me."
Yu Wangshu smiled slightly: "I'm sorry for her, and I'm sorry for everyone." How should I put it, it was still his fake boyfriend that day.
After eating, Yu Wangshu rummaged in the bedroom for a long time, and finally found a brand new gift box on top of the closet, which Yu's mother bought for him last year, saying that he hoped that he would do better and better.
As long as you are tall enough, as long as you are not fat, you will have a different temperament if you wear a suit upper body. Yu Wangshu doesn't have a beard on his chin, and he looks much younger with this black suit. Yu's mother came in quietly and didn't know how long she stood there. .
"My son is still growing up after all." She stepped forward to measure Yu Wangshu's shoulder, and said with a smile, "But no matter how old he is, he is still a child in my eyes, and if he is not sensible, he will not live up to it."
He didn't like to hear these words: "I used to praise me so much, but now I don't."
Mama Yu immediately smiled: "I can't help but boast!"
Yu Wangshu held back for a long time, took off his suit and said, "I don't want to wear it, it's too serious and inappropriate. It would be embarrassing if people think I'm the groom." After all, it's enough to be handsome.
If Yu Wangshu lifts his butt, she knows whether it is dull fart or loud fart. Yu's mother helps him hang up his clothes and asks: "Da Lei is a hot-tempered child, you should take care of him outside, do you hear me?"
"I know, I know."
The next day, Du Dalei sent a text message saying that her classmate married a local tycoon, and they booked all the banquet halls on the third floor of the most expensive five-star hotel in Kyoto.Yu Wangshu looked through Du Dalei's circle of friends, and found that the souvenirs were all well-known cosmetics, and even a rough man like him knew it, which is very powerful.
But on the eve of the wedding, he came to Meishi without telling Yu Ma. A Dou had already left the hospital, and now he stayed in Meishi honestly.He was shocked when he saw A Dou. A Dou was a pretty boy without makeup on his face. He looked at it for a while and thought it was because of his pale skin. Now, because he didn't know if he was infected with AIDS, his whole body was in shock. Dizzy, looks a little weak, if you meet someone who likes to be weak, maybe you will catch up.
When A Dou saw him coming, he called out respectfully: "Brother."
This voice startled Yu Wangshu: "Just call me by my name."
"Okay, brother."
Yu Wangshu: "..."
Cheng Yu was still wearing a white shirt today, but he put on a light gray sweater over it, which looked refreshing and eye-catching. He walked towards Yu Wangshu: "Let's go to the third floor, the first and second floors are a bit noisy."
"The third floor?" There was actually a third floor.
At first glance, the third floor is a VIP-level venue. Yu Wangshu followed Cheng Yu into the box, and his sight suddenly widened. The European-style decoration style combined the dining table and entertainment together. Xu Ao adjusted the channel in front of the TV, Yu Wangshu looked outside, not believing it was a bar.
"Come in, it's all thanks to you, Ah Dou."
A Dou also poured it up and handed it to Yu Wangshu at the right time: "Thank you brother."
Yu Wangshu drank it in a fog, but was so hot that his face flushed: "This wine..."
"Drink slowly." Xu Ao said casually.
He obviously knew someone, but he had to sit in the farthest seat.
The white shirt looked at Yu Wangshu's obvious rejection and smiled, winked at A Dou and sat beside Yu Wangshu: "What kind of person do you like?"
"Pfft—" Yu Wangshu gasped along his chest, "Huh?"
Bai Shirt asked again: "What kind of person do you like?"
"I... probably like... people with a good personality, easy to get along with, and happy to get along with."
The white shirt understood: "Then I have nothing to introduce to you."
Hearing that he wanted to introduce him, Yu Wangshu shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, I'm fine by myself now." He didn't dare to say that he was afraid. There are risks in making a date, and it takes a lot to make an offer. Be cautious, don't make an appointment if you can't.
"I'm sorry for the fight that day, it caused a lot of trouble for your shop."
"No trouble, to be honest, fights in the store are common, yours is small compared to others, and besides, someone has already paid for it for you." After speaking, he glanced at Xu Ao, everything was on the line. In the words.
But Yu Wangshu seldom drank strong alcohol, and when he drank, he became dizzy, and now he sat on the sofa with his wine glass and pretended to be an honest person: "I still have to say what should be said, but you should cheat Jiang Yu more, this kid is not flat." Turning around excitedly, the moment he met the white shirt's eyes, he found the scar next to the other's right eye, about ten centimeters, not hideous but very clear. He pointed to his temple to ask, but felt that it was a private matter and quickly put it down. Instead, he said to A Dou, "The blocking medicine has a 99% chance of keeping you from getting infected. Don't worry, don't give yourself psychological hints. Sometimes the disease is given by yourself."
A Dou smiled wryly, "This life was picked up."
"Don't be disheartened, life is long, how old are you? Don't live like an old man. You see, I'm almost 30 and I'm still going to college."
Xu Ao said beside him: "How is the review going?"
Yu Wangshu choked on the wine, subconsciously asked: "What review?"
"Administrative Procedure Law, Contract Law, Company Law, Intellectual Property Law, Criminal Procedure Law, Civil Procedure Law, etc.?"
"Why are you so annoying!" Yu Wangshu kicked over, "I'm going to study in my junior year!"
Xu Ao smiled: "The next year is the second half of the year, not the first half. You have to start in the second semester of your sophomore year. Didn't Mr. He explain it to you?"
"I will, I have reviewed everything." Yu Wangshu's face was cloudy, Cheng Yu patted him on the shoulder and laughed, "Xu Ao is also a university professor, I really can't ask him to open the back door."
"He's not coming."
"I dont go."
It was very funny that the two sounds sounded at the same time, and even A Dou who was standing aside laughed.
"Hahahaha no matter what, you don't look like classmates, but more like enemies." Cheng Yu pulled Yu Wangshu up and proposed to sing, and Yu Wangshu sat down quickly, "I sing all old songs."
"How old can you be? What Xu Ao is best at is sweetness."
Yu Wangshu looked at someone with a face full of shit.
Xu Ao didn't change his face when he received the surprised looks from the three of them. He straightened his clothes and said, "I don't only know this song, I can also sing "Iron Blood and Heart"." Then he stood up, turned off the lights, and chose the song himself.
The bright and warm environment suddenly switched to the KTV mode. Yu Wangshu looked at Xu Ao excitedly, and waited for the other party to sing the first line of "Sweet Honey" with a slightly serious face, and the three people present immediately burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha, my ears!" Yu Wangshu, who had been restrained all the time, laughed loudly in the dark. This laughter opened a door in his heart, and even the previous wine began to infuse it and then became drunk. He was confident. He picked up the microphone and squeezed Xu Ao away, "It's too discordant, don't make us laugh."
Four years ago was the era of a certain Chinese king. He could sing almost all of his songs. Yu Wangshu narrowed his eyes and chose a song. Cheng Yu applauded and said, "You can also sing this song. This song is more rock and roll than you sing." of."
"What's wrong with rock and roll, I can sing anyway."
Cheng Yu said helplessly, "I'll sing with you."
"No, I can tell you are an expert at a glance. I want to sing with Ah Dou."
Being called suddenly, Adou smiled and went up to answer the microphone.
One person's voice is still green, while the other has a gentle and steady voice. The large and small are seamlessly integrated, and Yu Wangshu sang directly.
He has been busy working outside for four years, and sometimes he feels a little out of place when he attends parties, because everyone lives in a different environment, and he is used to it but can't blend in. He has his own conservativeness and persistence.
Yu Wangshu couldn't remember how many songs he sang, but he went to eat after singing.
Four people who should not have walked together chatted and laughed happily around a table, from heaven to earth, from home to abroad, and finally fell on the street in Wangshu.
"What should he do?" A Dou covered his mouth and couldn't help it.
Xu Ao's head also hurts from the disturbance, and his brain is not working after drinking too much, so he supported Yu Wangshu: "Go directly to my place."
Cheng Yu's nickname is not drunk for a thousand cups, and to him tonight's fun is pediatrics. He pointed at his charm: "You are a lawyer playing drunk driving? You can sleep right here with me."
"There are still four little things in my family that I haven't taken care of. It's not like you don't know."
Cheng Yu smiled: "Succeed, now there are five ancestors to take care of." He waved to the security guard, and after a while, he found a substitute driver, and arranged for him to let Adou go to rest.
"Don't think about anything, I promise you that you are fine."
"Thank you, Brother Cheng." A Dou waved at Xu Ao and the others, waited for a moment and pointed to his right eye, his face was sickly fair after removing makeup, "Brother Cheng, you are not covered."
"I don't want to cover it up, it's a little tiring to cover it up every day." Cheng Yu restrained his smile, A Dou was young but he was flourishing in the circle, if that kid could persist for one more day, even one day would be enough.
There are too many cars in Kyoto, and it is not the time for traffic jams at this point. Xu Ao pinched Yu Wangshu's neck with his right hand to prevent him from falling. He is still awake, but Yu Wangshu is probably half awake and half confused. To put it simply Point is crazy.
"Go to my house first."
Yu Wangshu said in a daze, "I want to go home."
"You still want to go home just like you are now? I'll be responsible if Mr. He doesn't train you."
"That's right, my mother will scold me."
The driver on behalf of the driver couldn't figure it out. He turned around to look at it, but he probably didn't dare to answer the boss's order. A confused and hoarse voice sounded behind him: "I'm going to the wedding, go back and change clothes." Then another With a cold voice, "What wedding?"
"It's just the son of a local tycoon. My brother Lei is a bridesmaid, and I want to be her boyfriend." His mind was confused but his consciousness was still there. He went home in this state, and it was clear when he scolded him.
"Tomorrow's Holy City Hotel?" Xu Ao's face was full of inscrutability, hidden in the flowing light, it was very mysterious, "If it's that one, let's go together tomorrow."
Yu Wangshu shook his head: "What the hell are you doing!"
"I filed a divorce lawsuit for his father, do you think he will invite me?"
Yu Wangshu said, "Why do you know everyone, come on."
Xu Ao stared at Yu Wangshu and followed him to blow his hair, and in a blink of an eye, he arrived at the door of the house, and he got out of the car with Yu Wangshu, who had limp feet: "The connections are so powerful, there is no way."
It's meaningless to go to this wedding, Xu Ao didn't plan to go at first, but now that Yu Wangshu was going to act, he pinched the other's collar and laughed for a long time: "What time will you be tomorrow?"
"Why are you suing me!" Yu Wangshu twisted his wrist, "Give it up, my new clothes!"
"I'm afraid that if you let go, you'll collapse on the ground."
"You fart!"
Xu Ao snorted coldly but ignored him, Yu Wangshu became anxious, blushed and shouted into the air, "Xu Ao, you dog... oh!"
Xu Ao covered his mouth with one hand, looked at the other people in the elevator with embarrassment, and said with deep apology: "I'm sorry, my brother is drunk and drunk, please excuse me."
"You're the one who's going crazy!"
Xu Ao twisted Yu Wangshu into the house, and seeing him lying on the ground puffed up his cheeks, he had a bad feeling. The last time he vomited up his house and couldn't watch it seemed to appear in front of him: "Yu Wangshu, you If you dare to vomit, I will throw you out right now!"
"You're the one who wants to vomit." Yu Wangshu fell to the ground and couldn't get up. Four cats circled around it, all of which were cat buttocks. He casually grabbed one into his arms, "Xu Ao, so you can only Sing "Sweet Honey."
"Get up and take a shower." Xu Ao took off his coat and wanted to pull him, but he met an angry face, and then his hand was slapped.
"Don't try to bully me! That's how it was back then!"
Xu Ao snorted coldly: "How was it back then?"
Yu Wangshu sat on the ground with his legs crossed, and buried his face on the cat: "It was like this back then, you put me on the bed." After shouting, he threw the cat over, "My mother won't let me play with you!"
"Meow!" Xu Ao quickly took the second child with quick eyes, put it down and carried Yu Wangshu to the bathroom, and couldn't hold back for a moment: "You are not a good person, if you don't like me, can you sleep with me? You still want to deceive yourself and others with your wooden stick, and you are still a lawyer like this.”
"It's better than your dog-like filth!"
Yu Wangshu was in a hurry to retort, but he missed a point that should be refuted the most.
Xu Ao's complexion became serious, and the shower head opened and rushed Yu Wangshu from head to toe.The clothes were wet and stuck to his body and it was uncomfortable. Yu Wangshu yelled to take off his clothes. After taking off his clothes, he found Xu Ao beside him, and slapped him: "Get out."
"Yu Wangshu, you can't touch alcohol, you'll be so badass if you touch alcohol!"
"Who are you? You care so much about me. My mother didn't even say that I'm a bad fart after drinking!"
Xu Ao sneered: "Do you dare to go home after drinking?"
Yu Wangshu immediately became timid and sank into the water, unwilling to talk to him anymore.
Xu Ao took the man out of the water and wiped it casually with a bath ball. When he rubbed it on his calf, he felt a scar. It was quite large and now only tender red flesh was left. He swept it over and took the bath ball Throwing it to him, said coldly: "Wash it yourself."
As the door was closed, Yu Wangshu opened his eyes quickly, his eyes were full of sobriety except for his blushing cheeks, he immersed himself in the water and poked his head out when he was holding his breath to the extreme, the horror of dying He quickly regained his senses, stepped out of the bathtub top-heavy, and found that there was no change of clothes. There was a brand new bathrobe on the hanger, and he hesitated for a moment to wear it.
When I came out, it was close to 2 o'clock in the morning, and my mobile phone showed 3 missed calls. Yu Wangshu sent a text message, saying that he was living in the new house.
"You sleep in my room, the guest room is not cleaned up, I happen to have something to do."
Yu Wangshu sighed: "Oh." He was hesitant to say that thank you, but he was stopped by the wall.
First of all, Xu Ao is 182 tall, and Yu Wangshu is 180 tall. Is 2 centimeters the distance?
But he just had a strong sense of oppression in his heart.
"If you want to vomit, go to the bathroom. If you dare to vomit on my bed, I'll make you hungry tomorrow." Xu Ao approached Yu Wangshu slowly, his eyes swept across the other's forbearing face, and then when he wanted to Before making a move, he took a deep breath and said softly, "Hurry up and sleep." At this time, the boss was picking at his trousers, and Xu Ao bent over to hug him and rubbed him.
Yu Wangshu's body was stiff, cold sweat was already breaking out on his forehead, drunkenness + sleepiness made him climb into bed involuntarily, and he fell into a light sleep not long after.
He vaguely felt something fluffy running towards his arms, he caught it and rubbed it: "Boss or fourth... Who are you..."
A pure and lazy voice sounded beside my ear: "Who do you think it is?"
He wanted to raise his eyelids to see who this person was, but he was too sleepy, so he muttered: "Boss is beautiful, I like beautiful ones."
"Yu Xiao, you ugly dog."
He wanted to say that the fourth child was not bad, but he really had no strength left.
……
The consequence of the hangover was that he couldn't get out of bed. The next day, Yu Wangshu was shaken awake by Xu Ao. With a sluggish look, he was put on a suit of clothes. After looking in the mirror, he shouted to change: "I have clothes."
Xu Ao tied his bow tie: "It's spinning in the washing machine, and the fourth child is watching over there. You can decide whether you want to go to the wedding or not."
Yu Wangshu's heart immediately raised his throat, turned on the phone with only 5% power, and missed 14 calls.
"Yu Wangshu, you fucked me today, and I'll break your leg tomorrow! Why don't you come here!"
Yu Wangshu couldn't even hold the phone steady: "Brother Lei, I'll come as soon as I get dressed."
"What? I think you are tired of living!"
Xu Ao listened for a long time, and took it with one hand: "We'll be there soon." Then he threw the phone aside, took out the bow tie from the closet, tied the Windsor knot skillfully, pressed it against Yu Wangshu's throat, and said, "Stand up, our line of business Even if you haven't slept for three days, you can't bend over."
Yu Wangshu stared blankly at Xu Ao, they were about the same size, so the clothes must be able to wear each other, but the smell on the clothes was too strong, it wasn't the smell of men's sweat, but the cool air that was always lingering in his mind, There was a hint of mint smell in his nostrils, and he was attracted by this smell from the very beginning, so he remembered Xu Ao.
"This dress..."
Xu Ao frowned: "You are not ugly in your clothes, don't worry, the underwear is new."
When Yu Wangshu heard this, his old face turned red.
Du Dalei was quite curious when he heard a strange male voice, but he saw that it was Xu Ao who came with Yu Wangshu, with his mouth open enough to stuff an egg, although she knew she could swallow an egg in one gulp.
"Yu Wangshu, how dare you not answer my call!" However, the account still had to be settled, she ran over with the bridesmaid's dress and punched her, Yu Wangshu couldn't resist, and almost vomited out her breakfast.
"Brother, please be gentle, otherwise no one will support you."
"How dare you be so late knowing that you have to stand up?" Du Dalei pulled up the tube top skirt, and his 36D breasts were ready to come out.
Yu Wangshu is gay and can't help admiring how beautiful he is. Leaving aside the perspective of a straight man, Du Dalei is suitable for the gentle color. The pink-gray skin looks delicate, and the figure outlines the exquisite curves. He coughed and said: "You , a real woman."
Du Dalei snorted proudly, turned around and stretched out his hand to Xu Ao: "Lawyer Xu, we met."
Xu Ao knew which time she was talking about, and shook hands: "You are the brother Lei that Wang Shu talked about."
Hope comfortable.
With an expression of "I understand", Du Dalei looked the two of them from top to bottom, and smiled when his eyes fell on the matching accessories.
Yu Wangshu faintly felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong. Du Dalei's smile was full of conspiracy in his eyes, and even the 36D chest was covered with a gray barrier.
I was talking about a sudden slap in the face.
"Sexy, what are you looking at!"
Yu Wangshu covered half of his face, full of grievances.
what?
"I'll make you kneel on the wooden floor!"
This thing went wrong, Yu Wangshu didn't dare to lift his head, he moved his knees off the cushion, kneeling on the ground in winter was very cold.
In the furious anger, Yu's mother didn't even look at her. The antibody test results on the table showed that there was no problem, but there is still a window period for AIDS. She would persuade some things to others: "There is still a window." During the period, as long as there is no further contact with the virus carrier, it will be fine." But now this matter is on her own, how can she persuade herself that she can't do it at all, and she hates why the window period is so long, "I didn't get it in the end As a result, we are not finished!"
"Mom, I'm really fine."
With a "snap", Mama Yu slapped her hand on the table, and the crying that had subsided gradually started again: "Tell me what you did recently that made me feel relieved, being beaten and fighting , the legs have only been around for a long time, and the face is painted again, the more people live and mature, how come you are more and more worrying."
"It was an accident, I am innocent."
Yu Ma controlled her anger, wiped away her tears and ordered, "I forbid you to get along with them again."
What kind of person was in Yu Wangshu's mind, and asked in a low voice, "Mom, do you think it is..."
"Who do you think I'm talking about?" Mama Yu interrupted him directly, "If you're not on the same road with us, then don't get in touch with us anymore, don't get in touch with the Xu family and the former officials' children!"
Yu Wangshu was so frightened that he only dared to nod. He only knew a few of them, and Xu Ao was the only one he contacted recently.
Yu Wangshu seldom disobeyed her mother, which made her feel very relieved. Seeing her son bow his head and admit his mistakes, he calmed down a lot and said, "You are so old, I shouldn't care about you so much. Since you were young, you can Make the decision, when did I force you? This time I listen to my mother, the circle of life is different, and it will be very tiring to get along with. "
"Well, I see." Yu Wangshu raised his head and asked, "Can I get up?"
"Kneel for half an hour!"
Yu Ma entered the bedroom after saying this.
There was a bang in Yu Wangshu's head. When he was the only one left in the living room, he relaxed his waist and knelt on his knees to count the time. Yu Ma was really angry this time, but she never Interfere with your circle of friends.
It took half an hour, but after kneeling for 10 minutes, Yu Ma's door opened: "Get up and go to sleep, you have to go to work tomorrow."
"Thank you mom!"
"I can't control you anymore, I just hope you can go well for the rest of your life."
Yu Wangshu scratched his head, went to the kitchen to get a bowl of noodles and brought them to the bedroom, Yu Ma must have been awake with her back to him.
"Mom, I know I was wrong."
"Your father and I gave birth to a child like you. What should we do if something happens? Anyway, you know how to measure it."
Yu Wangshu knew there was something going on as soon as he heard it. His mother let go. Although his attitude was still fierce, he was definitely not as cruel as before, so he changed the subject: "Didn't you ask me to buy a car before, I'm going to the supermarket after work today It only took a while to buy something, and when I came out, I couldn’t see the traffic jam, so I don’t think I’ll buy a car, anyway, it’s not very far away.” Speaking of the supermarket, he stood up with a bang, and the one he bought What about things?
"What are you looking for?" Yu Ma asked.
"It's nothing."
Mother Yu eased her tone as she ate the noodles made by her son, "Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow I will take time to meet the two girls at noon."
"Huh? Still on a blind date."
"I know you don't want to go on a blind date now, but I entrusted someone else to look for it before. I can't refuse now after they helped me."
How dare he say no now, anyway, a blind date is not the same as falling in love: "I'm a little sleepy, I'm going to bed." After speaking, he left the room as if fleeing.
After thinking about what happened, Yu Wangshu lay on the bed and hugged his head. The two bags of things must be gone. In order to please Yu’s mother, he bought supplements. At that time, there were so many people that there was a 50% chance that they would be gone. Although it was nothing special Precious, but if you buy it for fuck, the meaning is different.
Yu Wangshu finally thought about going to buy it after get off work tomorrow, but Xu Ao personally delivered the two bags to the door the next day.
The two made an appointment to meet at Starbucks. As soon as Yu Wangshu entered, he saw Xu Ao sitting there with his eldest brother in his arms, leisurely like a nobleman, and the eldest was very obedient and motionless in his arms, so one person and one cat sat in the sun just in time. In front of the transparent window, it is as quiet as an oil painting.
He walked over: "The boss is here too."
"Maybe I haven't recovered from my illness. Take it out to have a look." Xu Ao said and touched the ear of the boss. Yu Wangshu only needs to lower his head to see the little eyes of the puppet who is extremely wronged. He lowered his head, and his heart softened the moment his eyes met the puppet, and he exclaimed, "No wonder everyone likes puppet, it's so cute." It would be great if I had a girlfriend like a puppet.
Bah, bah, bah, it would be nice to have a little boyfriend like a puppet.
When he wasn't paying attention, Yu Wangshu was immersed in his fantasy, holding a sip of coffee and smiling very shyly and foolishly.Until the mouth was scratched by something soft.The puppet climbed onto the table from Xu Ao's arms, and its tail lightly swept across his face, itching, followed by a cool and comfortable smell, Yu Wangshu felt his liver began to tremble, but he Forcibly resisting the thought of sucking cats, he shook his head: "Where are my things?"
Xu Ao's face remained unchanged, and he bent down to put two shopping bags on the table: "We left in a hurry last night, and the shopkeeper kept it for us."
"Oh." Yu Wangshu immediately took out a ham sausage and gave it to the boss, and asked, "Is it okay to eat this?"
"It should be fine."
What do you mean should be fine?
Seeing that the boss didn't resist, Yu Wangshu casually asked, "How is Ah Dou now?"
"The blocking medicine was taken quickly enough and in a timely manner. Now I'm staying in the hospital waiting for the window period. After the man was caught, he admitted that he spread it on purpose."
Yu Wangshu felt that it was a pity that he didn't punch a few times last night: "Damn, why is it so disgusting."
"That man had a bad reputation, and later got AIDS. Cheng Yu had already dragged him into the blacklist, and A Dou was lazy and didn't pay attention to notifications, so he was dragged out of the water. Fortunately, we were on the blacklist last night. Otherwise, I really can't imagine what will happen to Adou now."
Yu Wangshu stirred the coffee and said lightly, "I probably want to die."
"What happened to your collar?"
Yu Wangshu looked down immediately: "What's wrong?"
Xu Ao squeezed his fingers, got up and twisted the other party's collar as if inadvertently, opened his hand and saw the dried rice grains: "This is it." Then he nodded his old head, "It's not good to be eaten by it gone."
I didn't understand what this meant, Yu Wangshu was shuddered by the smell of the sudden approach, and then the boss hugged him up, he was so frightened that he hugged him quickly: "Crazy?" The boss threw himself on him desperately, neck Fuzzy felt very weird, but he couldn't bear to move it away.
Xu Ao looked at the boss who was rolling on Yu Wangshu, and said, "It probably likes you."
"Crap, I've only met it a few times."
Xu Ao said calmly, "He has no eggs, he was castrated."
"...That's really... pitiful." Yu Wangshu picked up the eldest brother, "Should I call you little sister or little brother?"
"Meow!"
"Or it will let you go first, and I will let it go home and run one more time."
Yu Wangshu didn't even think about it: "No."
The rejection was too thorough, Xu Ao was stunned: "What's wrong."
Yu Wangshu glanced at him: "My mother won't let me play with you. We always get into trouble together."
Xu Ao was not surprised by this answer, he said: "The boss is not me, it is a beast and I am a human."
"..." seems to make sense.
"Cheng Yu also asked us to go to Mei Se tonight, and I will pick you up in the evening."
Yu Wangshu shook his head, the puppet suddenly threw itself into his arms like a child, he hugged it like a child, and said: "In a few days, my mother has been paying attention to me these days, if I don't get on time again I guess she will go crazy after get off work."
"Teacher He is strict with you now."
As soon as Yu Wangshu mentioned his mother, he softened, and rolled his eyes at the same time: "I'm happy to be controlled, it's none of your business." After taking a breath of cat poison, he handed the boss to Xu Ao, "I'm going to take a nap , or I won’t be energetic in the afternoon.” Then he picked up the shopping bag and walked away, and when he turned around, he said awkwardly, “Thank you.”
"It's okay." Xu Ao stroked the cat's head and smiled lightly. As soon as the cat came into his arms, he grabbed his fingers and gnawed, saying that gnawing was more like playing with it. "Is this smell driving you so crazy?"
Cats don't speak human words, they just express their love with actions.
Xu Ao raised its chin and scratched it, pondered for a while and said slowly: "Today is not very strong, so I won't let you play with the cloth bag."
"Meow!"
"invalid objection."
The waiter, who had been watching this place for a long time, blushed and took out his mobile phone to secretly take pictures and praised: "This man is so handsome, and the cat is also pretty."
A person next to her calmed her down: "Just that cat, living the life of a little princess."
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Yu Wangshu left Starbucks and did not return to the company, but arrived at the box of another store on time according to the time on the text message. .”
Compared with the previous blind date, this time it seems to be luck. The woman seems to be eager to get married and directly asks about income and house, whether she has any debts in Beijing, and how about company benefits?Is there any chance of promotion in the future?How big is the house?Do you have a car?Are you going to live with your parents when you get married?
Rao Yu Wangshu would almost collapse no matter how well he cultivated himself, he took a sip of tea to moisten his throat: "What do you want from the house?"
"Be older, because my mother wants to live with me and help us take care of the children."
"What about my mother?"
The woman looked shocked: "Isn't your mother a university teacher? She has a house."
"Since my mother is not allowed to live in the house I bought, why should your mother live in it?"
"Because we are husband and wife, and she wants to help me take care of the children. Now the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is difficult to handle."
Yu Wangshu slowly put down the teacup. The woman in front of him is not young. It is said that she is a clerk of a small company. She has no good looks, and her personality is not pleasant, and her eyes are full of small calculations. He asked: " So are we husband and wife now? What right do you have to decide my house? Let’s talk about this now that you don’t even have a relationship foundation. If you can’t be fair to my mother, then stop it. Our life philosophy is Conflict, goodbye."
"God, how can there be someone like you!"
Yu Wangshu added drama to himself in his heart: Oh, for God's sake, I decided to forgive you, a stupid woman.
As soon as he went out, he called Du Dalei and complained fiercely. Du Dalei was very happy when he was bored at home: "Your mother hasn't given up on you yet."
"It's because she was embarrassed to refuse and let me come. In the past, she would take care of me to chat with other girls, but today she didn't say that she was very cold. I guess she didn't have much hope."
"Who introduced it? It's so unreliable. I'll give you all the mess. Do you want me to cheer you on tomorrow? I haven't played with my 36D breasts for a long time."
Thinking of what happened tomorrow, Yu Wangshu turned cold: "If I go tomorrow, I'll be a pig." He doesn't want to quarrel over the trivial matters of growing rice, oil and salt in the future, even if he is still a straight man now, he would not agree to have sex like this Girlfriend, marriage is realistic, but if the marriage is only based on the economic foundation, then simply fall in love with RMB.
"You called me today. In a few days, you can spare some time to come with me."
Yu Wangshu gasped for breath first: "Where are you going, I'm not sure if I'm free."
"Damn." Du Dalei yelled, "If you don't have time, you have to ask for leave. My classmate is getting married, and that bitch will go!"
One slut here and the other slut, Yu Wangshu covered his phone: "I don't have a luxury car."
"If you were ugly, I wouldn't be happy to call you that!"
In terms of good looks, the first person Yu Wangshu reacted to was Xu Ao, and then the white shirt named Cheng Yu, but unfortunately he didn't know him.
"Well, for your great cause of pretending to be aggressive, I will accompany you even if I ask for leave."
That night, Yu Wangshu expressed the failure to Yu Ma in a tactful tone, and Yu Ma beckoned him to eat: "If you don't like it, don't talk about it, I don't ask you now, as long as you like it, you can do it with whoever you like." Think carefully in a lifetime, a lifetime is very long."
Yu Wangshu bit his chopsticks and nodded straight. His mother seemed to have something in her words recently: "Mom, are you thinking about teaching me a lesson?"
"Eat your meal well!"
"Mom, do you remember the suit you bought for me before? It's a very handsome suit."
Yu Ma added a piece of meat to him, and said angrily, "It's not in your room."
"I forgot where it was... Du Dalei asked me to accompany her to a wedding. She was going to be a bridesmaid and asked me to go to dinner."
"Excuse me."
Yu Wangshu smiled slightly: "I'm sorry for her, and I'm sorry for everyone." How should I put it, it was still his fake boyfriend that day.
After eating, Yu Wangshu rummaged in the bedroom for a long time, and finally found a brand new gift box on top of the closet, which Yu's mother bought for him last year, saying that he hoped that he would do better and better.
As long as you are tall enough, as long as you are not fat, you will have a different temperament if you wear a suit upper body. Yu Wangshu doesn't have a beard on his chin, and he looks much younger with this black suit. Yu's mother came in quietly and didn't know how long she stood there. .
"My son is still growing up after all." She stepped forward to measure Yu Wangshu's shoulder, and said with a smile, "But no matter how old he is, he is still a child in my eyes, and if he is not sensible, he will not live up to it."
He didn't like to hear these words: "I used to praise me so much, but now I don't."
Mama Yu immediately smiled: "I can't help but boast!"
Yu Wangshu held back for a long time, took off his suit and said, "I don't want to wear it, it's too serious and inappropriate. It would be embarrassing if people think I'm the groom." After all, it's enough to be handsome.
If Yu Wangshu lifts his butt, she knows whether it is dull fart or loud fart. Yu's mother helps him hang up his clothes and asks: "Da Lei is a hot-tempered child, you should take care of him outside, do you hear me?"
"I know, I know."
The next day, Du Dalei sent a text message saying that her classmate married a local tycoon, and they booked all the banquet halls on the third floor of the most expensive five-star hotel in Kyoto.Yu Wangshu looked through Du Dalei's circle of friends, and found that the souvenirs were all well-known cosmetics, and even a rough man like him knew it, which is very powerful.
But on the eve of the wedding, he came to Meishi without telling Yu Ma. A Dou had already left the hospital, and now he stayed in Meishi honestly.He was shocked when he saw A Dou. A Dou was a pretty boy without makeup on his face. He looked at it for a while and thought it was because of his pale skin. Now, because he didn't know if he was infected with AIDS, his whole body was in shock. Dizzy, looks a little weak, if you meet someone who likes to be weak, maybe you will catch up.
When A Dou saw him coming, he called out respectfully: "Brother."
This voice startled Yu Wangshu: "Just call me by my name."
"Okay, brother."
Yu Wangshu: "..."
Cheng Yu was still wearing a white shirt today, but he put on a light gray sweater over it, which looked refreshing and eye-catching. He walked towards Yu Wangshu: "Let's go to the third floor, the first and second floors are a bit noisy."
"The third floor?" There was actually a third floor.
At first glance, the third floor is a VIP-level venue. Yu Wangshu followed Cheng Yu into the box, and his sight suddenly widened. The European-style decoration style combined the dining table and entertainment together. Xu Ao adjusted the channel in front of the TV, Yu Wangshu looked outside, not believing it was a bar.
"Come in, it's all thanks to you, Ah Dou."
A Dou also poured it up and handed it to Yu Wangshu at the right time: "Thank you brother."
Yu Wangshu drank it in a fog, but was so hot that his face flushed: "This wine..."
"Drink slowly." Xu Ao said casually.
He obviously knew someone, but he had to sit in the farthest seat.
The white shirt looked at Yu Wangshu's obvious rejection and smiled, winked at A Dou and sat beside Yu Wangshu: "What kind of person do you like?"
"Pfft—" Yu Wangshu gasped along his chest, "Huh?"
Bai Shirt asked again: "What kind of person do you like?"
"I... probably like... people with a good personality, easy to get along with, and happy to get along with."
The white shirt understood: "Then I have nothing to introduce to you."
Hearing that he wanted to introduce him, Yu Wangshu shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, I'm fine by myself now." He didn't dare to say that he was afraid. There are risks in making a date, and it takes a lot to make an offer. Be cautious, don't make an appointment if you can't.
"I'm sorry for the fight that day, it caused a lot of trouble for your shop."
"No trouble, to be honest, fights in the store are common, yours is small compared to others, and besides, someone has already paid for it for you." After speaking, he glanced at Xu Ao, everything was on the line. In the words.
But Yu Wangshu seldom drank strong alcohol, and when he drank, he became dizzy, and now he sat on the sofa with his wine glass and pretended to be an honest person: "I still have to say what should be said, but you should cheat Jiang Yu more, this kid is not flat." Turning around excitedly, the moment he met the white shirt's eyes, he found the scar next to the other's right eye, about ten centimeters, not hideous but very clear. He pointed to his temple to ask, but felt that it was a private matter and quickly put it down. Instead, he said to A Dou, "The blocking medicine has a 99% chance of keeping you from getting infected. Don't worry, don't give yourself psychological hints. Sometimes the disease is given by yourself."
A Dou smiled wryly, "This life was picked up."
"Don't be disheartened, life is long, how old are you? Don't live like an old man. You see, I'm almost 30 and I'm still going to college."
Xu Ao said beside him: "How is the review going?"
Yu Wangshu choked on the wine, subconsciously asked: "What review?"
"Administrative Procedure Law, Contract Law, Company Law, Intellectual Property Law, Criminal Procedure Law, Civil Procedure Law, etc.?"
"Why are you so annoying!" Yu Wangshu kicked over, "I'm going to study in my junior year!"
Xu Ao smiled: "The next year is the second half of the year, not the first half. You have to start in the second semester of your sophomore year. Didn't Mr. He explain it to you?"
"I will, I have reviewed everything." Yu Wangshu's face was cloudy, Cheng Yu patted him on the shoulder and laughed, "Xu Ao is also a university professor, I really can't ask him to open the back door."
"He's not coming."
"I dont go."
It was very funny that the two sounds sounded at the same time, and even A Dou who was standing aside laughed.
"Hahahaha no matter what, you don't look like classmates, but more like enemies." Cheng Yu pulled Yu Wangshu up and proposed to sing, and Yu Wangshu sat down quickly, "I sing all old songs."
"How old can you be? What Xu Ao is best at is sweetness."
Yu Wangshu looked at someone with a face full of shit.
Xu Ao didn't change his face when he received the surprised looks from the three of them. He straightened his clothes and said, "I don't only know this song, I can also sing "Iron Blood and Heart"." Then he stood up, turned off the lights, and chose the song himself.
The bright and warm environment suddenly switched to the KTV mode. Yu Wangshu looked at Xu Ao excitedly, and waited for the other party to sing the first line of "Sweet Honey" with a slightly serious face, and the three people present immediately burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha, my ears!" Yu Wangshu, who had been restrained all the time, laughed loudly in the dark. This laughter opened a door in his heart, and even the previous wine began to infuse it and then became drunk. He was confident. He picked up the microphone and squeezed Xu Ao away, "It's too discordant, don't make us laugh."
Four years ago was the era of a certain Chinese king. He could sing almost all of his songs. Yu Wangshu narrowed his eyes and chose a song. Cheng Yu applauded and said, "You can also sing this song. This song is more rock and roll than you sing." of."
"What's wrong with rock and roll, I can sing anyway."
Cheng Yu said helplessly, "I'll sing with you."
"No, I can tell you are an expert at a glance. I want to sing with Ah Dou."
Being called suddenly, Adou smiled and went up to answer the microphone.
One person's voice is still green, while the other has a gentle and steady voice. The large and small are seamlessly integrated, and Yu Wangshu sang directly.
He has been busy working outside for four years, and sometimes he feels a little out of place when he attends parties, because everyone lives in a different environment, and he is used to it but can't blend in. He has his own conservativeness and persistence.
Yu Wangshu couldn't remember how many songs he sang, but he went to eat after singing.
Four people who should not have walked together chatted and laughed happily around a table, from heaven to earth, from home to abroad, and finally fell on the street in Wangshu.
"What should he do?" A Dou covered his mouth and couldn't help it.
Xu Ao's head also hurts from the disturbance, and his brain is not working after drinking too much, so he supported Yu Wangshu: "Go directly to my place."
Cheng Yu's nickname is not drunk for a thousand cups, and to him tonight's fun is pediatrics. He pointed at his charm: "You are a lawyer playing drunk driving? You can sleep right here with me."
"There are still four little things in my family that I haven't taken care of. It's not like you don't know."
Cheng Yu smiled: "Succeed, now there are five ancestors to take care of." He waved to the security guard, and after a while, he found a substitute driver, and arranged for him to let Adou go to rest.
"Don't think about anything, I promise you that you are fine."
"Thank you, Brother Cheng." A Dou waved at Xu Ao and the others, waited for a moment and pointed to his right eye, his face was sickly fair after removing makeup, "Brother Cheng, you are not covered."
"I don't want to cover it up, it's a little tiring to cover it up every day." Cheng Yu restrained his smile, A Dou was young but he was flourishing in the circle, if that kid could persist for one more day, even one day would be enough.
There are too many cars in Kyoto, and it is not the time for traffic jams at this point. Xu Ao pinched Yu Wangshu's neck with his right hand to prevent him from falling. He is still awake, but Yu Wangshu is probably half awake and half confused. To put it simply Point is crazy.
"Go to my house first."
Yu Wangshu said in a daze, "I want to go home."
"You still want to go home just like you are now? I'll be responsible if Mr. He doesn't train you."
"That's right, my mother will scold me."
The driver on behalf of the driver couldn't figure it out. He turned around to look at it, but he probably didn't dare to answer the boss's order. A confused and hoarse voice sounded behind him: "I'm going to the wedding, go back and change clothes." Then another With a cold voice, "What wedding?"
"It's just the son of a local tycoon. My brother Lei is a bridesmaid, and I want to be her boyfriend." His mind was confused but his consciousness was still there. He went home in this state, and it was clear when he scolded him.
"Tomorrow's Holy City Hotel?" Xu Ao's face was full of inscrutability, hidden in the flowing light, it was very mysterious, "If it's that one, let's go together tomorrow."
Yu Wangshu shook his head: "What the hell are you doing!"
"I filed a divorce lawsuit for his father, do you think he will invite me?"
Yu Wangshu said, "Why do you know everyone, come on."
Xu Ao stared at Yu Wangshu and followed him to blow his hair, and in a blink of an eye, he arrived at the door of the house, and he got out of the car with Yu Wangshu, who had limp feet: "The connections are so powerful, there is no way."
It's meaningless to go to this wedding, Xu Ao didn't plan to go at first, but now that Yu Wangshu was going to act, he pinched the other's collar and laughed for a long time: "What time will you be tomorrow?"
"Why are you suing me!" Yu Wangshu twisted his wrist, "Give it up, my new clothes!"
"I'm afraid that if you let go, you'll collapse on the ground."
"You fart!"
Xu Ao snorted coldly but ignored him, Yu Wangshu became anxious, blushed and shouted into the air, "Xu Ao, you dog... oh!"
Xu Ao covered his mouth with one hand, looked at the other people in the elevator with embarrassment, and said with deep apology: "I'm sorry, my brother is drunk and drunk, please excuse me."
"You're the one who's going crazy!"
Xu Ao twisted Yu Wangshu into the house, and seeing him lying on the ground puffed up his cheeks, he had a bad feeling. The last time he vomited up his house and couldn't watch it seemed to appear in front of him: "Yu Wangshu, you If you dare to vomit, I will throw you out right now!"
"You're the one who wants to vomit." Yu Wangshu fell to the ground and couldn't get up. Four cats circled around it, all of which were cat buttocks. He casually grabbed one into his arms, "Xu Ao, so you can only Sing "Sweet Honey."
"Get up and take a shower." Xu Ao took off his coat and wanted to pull him, but he met an angry face, and then his hand was slapped.
"Don't try to bully me! That's how it was back then!"
Xu Ao snorted coldly: "How was it back then?"
Yu Wangshu sat on the ground with his legs crossed, and buried his face on the cat: "It was like this back then, you put me on the bed." After shouting, he threw the cat over, "My mother won't let me play with you!"
"Meow!" Xu Ao quickly took the second child with quick eyes, put it down and carried Yu Wangshu to the bathroom, and couldn't hold back for a moment: "You are not a good person, if you don't like me, can you sleep with me? You still want to deceive yourself and others with your wooden stick, and you are still a lawyer like this.”
"It's better than your dog-like filth!"
Yu Wangshu was in a hurry to retort, but he missed a point that should be refuted the most.
Xu Ao's complexion became serious, and the shower head opened and rushed Yu Wangshu from head to toe.The clothes were wet and stuck to his body and it was uncomfortable. Yu Wangshu yelled to take off his clothes. After taking off his clothes, he found Xu Ao beside him, and slapped him: "Get out."
"Yu Wangshu, you can't touch alcohol, you'll be so badass if you touch alcohol!"
"Who are you? You care so much about me. My mother didn't even say that I'm a bad fart after drinking!"
Xu Ao sneered: "Do you dare to go home after drinking?"
Yu Wangshu immediately became timid and sank into the water, unwilling to talk to him anymore.
Xu Ao took the man out of the water and wiped it casually with a bath ball. When he rubbed it on his calf, he felt a scar. It was quite large and now only tender red flesh was left. He swept it over and took the bath ball Throwing it to him, said coldly: "Wash it yourself."
As the door was closed, Yu Wangshu opened his eyes quickly, his eyes were full of sobriety except for his blushing cheeks, he immersed himself in the water and poked his head out when he was holding his breath to the extreme, the horror of dying He quickly regained his senses, stepped out of the bathtub top-heavy, and found that there was no change of clothes. There was a brand new bathrobe on the hanger, and he hesitated for a moment to wear it.
When I came out, it was close to 2 o'clock in the morning, and my mobile phone showed 3 missed calls. Yu Wangshu sent a text message, saying that he was living in the new house.
"You sleep in my room, the guest room is not cleaned up, I happen to have something to do."
Yu Wangshu sighed: "Oh." He was hesitant to say that thank you, but he was stopped by the wall.
First of all, Xu Ao is 182 tall, and Yu Wangshu is 180 tall. Is 2 centimeters the distance?
But he just had a strong sense of oppression in his heart.
"If you want to vomit, go to the bathroom. If you dare to vomit on my bed, I'll make you hungry tomorrow." Xu Ao approached Yu Wangshu slowly, his eyes swept across the other's forbearing face, and then when he wanted to Before making a move, he took a deep breath and said softly, "Hurry up and sleep." At this time, the boss was picking at his trousers, and Xu Ao bent over to hug him and rubbed him.
Yu Wangshu's body was stiff, cold sweat was already breaking out on his forehead, drunkenness + sleepiness made him climb into bed involuntarily, and he fell into a light sleep not long after.
He vaguely felt something fluffy running towards his arms, he caught it and rubbed it: "Boss or fourth... Who are you..."
A pure and lazy voice sounded beside my ear: "Who do you think it is?"
He wanted to raise his eyelids to see who this person was, but he was too sleepy, so he muttered: "Boss is beautiful, I like beautiful ones."
"Yu Xiao, you ugly dog."
He wanted to say that the fourth child was not bad, but he really had no strength left.
……
The consequence of the hangover was that he couldn't get out of bed. The next day, Yu Wangshu was shaken awake by Xu Ao. With a sluggish look, he was put on a suit of clothes. After looking in the mirror, he shouted to change: "I have clothes."
Xu Ao tied his bow tie: "It's spinning in the washing machine, and the fourth child is watching over there. You can decide whether you want to go to the wedding or not."
Yu Wangshu's heart immediately raised his throat, turned on the phone with only 5% power, and missed 14 calls.
"Yu Wangshu, you fucked me today, and I'll break your leg tomorrow! Why don't you come here!"
Yu Wangshu couldn't even hold the phone steady: "Brother Lei, I'll come as soon as I get dressed."
"What? I think you are tired of living!"
Xu Ao listened for a long time, and took it with one hand: "We'll be there soon." Then he threw the phone aside, took out the bow tie from the closet, tied the Windsor knot skillfully, pressed it against Yu Wangshu's throat, and said, "Stand up, our line of business Even if you haven't slept for three days, you can't bend over."
Yu Wangshu stared blankly at Xu Ao, they were about the same size, so the clothes must be able to wear each other, but the smell on the clothes was too strong, it wasn't the smell of men's sweat, but the cool air that was always lingering in his mind, There was a hint of mint smell in his nostrils, and he was attracted by this smell from the very beginning, so he remembered Xu Ao.
"This dress..."
Xu Ao frowned: "You are not ugly in your clothes, don't worry, the underwear is new."
When Yu Wangshu heard this, his old face turned red.
Du Dalei was quite curious when he heard a strange male voice, but he saw that it was Xu Ao who came with Yu Wangshu, with his mouth open enough to stuff an egg, although she knew she could swallow an egg in one gulp.
"Yu Wangshu, how dare you not answer my call!" However, the account still had to be settled, she ran over with the bridesmaid's dress and punched her, Yu Wangshu couldn't resist, and almost vomited out her breakfast.
"Brother, please be gentle, otherwise no one will support you."
"How dare you be so late knowing that you have to stand up?" Du Dalei pulled up the tube top skirt, and his 36D breasts were ready to come out.
Yu Wangshu is gay and can't help admiring how beautiful he is. Leaving aside the perspective of a straight man, Du Dalei is suitable for the gentle color. The pink-gray skin looks delicate, and the figure outlines the exquisite curves. He coughed and said: "You , a real woman."
Du Dalei snorted proudly, turned around and stretched out his hand to Xu Ao: "Lawyer Xu, we met."
Xu Ao knew which time she was talking about, and shook hands: "You are the brother Lei that Wang Shu talked about."
Hope comfortable.
With an expression of "I understand", Du Dalei looked the two of them from top to bottom, and smiled when his eyes fell on the matching accessories.
Yu Wangshu faintly felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong. Du Dalei's smile was full of conspiracy in his eyes, and even the 36D chest was covered with a gray barrier.
I was talking about a sudden slap in the face.
"Sexy, what are you looking at!"
Yu Wangshu covered half of his face, full of grievances.
what?
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