Yu Wangshu returned home in a hurry, the slight smell of alcohol dissipated almost when he got off the car, the oncoming cool wind made him shrink his neck involuntarily, and he was replaying the scene just now in his mind, even if he watched I can imagine the picture even if I don't see him.
Xu Ao's words were like needles, stabbing firmly into his heart and towards his sore spots, but they also taught him a hard lesson, if he hadn't been cowardly, how could he be thinking wildly.
When he finally figured it out, what he was facing was the gate of his own house.
The day when Yu's mother had the most classes at school was 4 classes in a row. She called the woman early to inquire after she came back from get off work, and she was very happy when she heard that she was very satisfied.
Seeing Yu Wangshu come back, she pulled him towards him: "If you like it, be good, people say you are very good."
"Mom, why are you more anxious than me? I'm under a lot of psychological pressure." Yu Wangshu was already tall and thin, but he looked more and more handsome these years, he put his arms around Yu Ma's head and said softly in an inappropriate tone , "No hurry." The woman is also using herself as a shield, that is, to fool the parents.
After comforting Yu's mother, Yu Wangshu went back to the room and turned on the phone.
"Start a game?"
He smiled and replied, "Success."
So the two of them didn't take a bath and fought five rounds. Yu Wangshu's skills were defeated by women. In the end, he was ridiculed severely. Maybe playing games increased the familiarity. Du Dalei yelled in a voice: " Why are you so stupid!"
"My operation is already very good, how did I expect you to be so good!"
Du Dalei immediately said angrily: "Can you be a man, like a man who admits that his operation is not good."
"I'm already a man all over, what kind of man do you want me to be?"
"Damn, let's play another round and watch me hang you to death."
Yu Wangshu's aggressiveness has been completely aroused, this tomboy with big boobs and thin waist is fine, very fine.
"One more round!"
"Come on, I'm afraid of you!"
This dozen lasted half the night, and Yu Wangshu forgot when he went to bed.I just remember glancing at the window before going to bed, it's fucking dawn, he's never played such a hard game.
Chatting with Du Dalei is not only about playing games, but Yu Wangshu feels that they are good buddies. Du Dalei is really aggrieved when he is a girl, especially when he is forced by his mother to date her. The street stuck him in the alley for 20 minutes. When he came out, he called 110 aggressively, and then he ran over panting to see that the two hooligans had already lay on the ground and twitched.
"Well, have you ever learned taekwondo or martial arts?"
Du Dalei was wearing a short skirt, and he pulled the skirt awkwardly and replied: "Taekwondo + judo, who dares to provoke me so that he can't eat and walk around."
Yu Wangshu scratched his head, ignoring the ghostly eyes of passers-by and looked up at him: "In your class, no one would dare to skip class."
"Do you think I have such a good figure, do they skip class? Girls are willing to discuss various cosmetics with me."
Yu Wangshu shook his head in horror. He thought of a movie "My Sassy Girlfriend". He was looking forward to the appearance of Du Dalei's lover, which was more exciting than watching a movie.
Otherwise, life is just a drama, and everyone is a dramatist.
"Tell me, aren't we all forced to come out on a date, where are we going?"
Yu Wangshu really didn't know where to go, one was because he had no experience with women, and the other was because he was gay and didn't want to give Du Dalei the illusion.
"Why don't you go to the movies, watch the movies and go to dinner."
Du Dalei shook his head: "It's really boring, don't you check the latest movies? There are no foreign movies during the domestic protection month. Who will watch the junk movies that are pushed in the cinema? My sister will take you to play something exciting." The hand hooked the man forward The neck dragged away.
Next to her is a soft female body, but she has a personality comparable to that of a man. Yu Wangshu seems to be in a situation of ice and fire. Anyway, his heart is always hanging, and he is so flustered.
Next, there is something more heartfelt. Du Dalei took him to the most famous haunted house in Kyoto. He had read the news and said it was very scary.The probability of going in with a smile and coming out crying is 90%, so he refused, but Du Dalei said: "Are you a man? You are so timid. My women are more courageous than you."
On the spot, he wanted to kneel down and call the uncle: With your courage, I admit it.
Before entering, Yu Wangshu fantasized that the news was just a gimmick, and after entering, he touched his heart comfortably: "It really is like this."
5 minute later.
"what!!!!"
"Where are you, Brother Lei?"
"what!"
Yu Wangshu was stunned. He stared blankly inside, and when he came out, he sprawled on the ground and vomited.
On the other hand, Du Dalei looked relaxed, as if he just came back from a trip: "Look at you vomit like this, hey."
"vomit--"
"I, I vomit—" Yu Wangshu raised his head to save his image in front of the woman, but the moment he raised his head, he stared blankly at the man and woman who were hugging each other intimately.
It's Xu Rong's boyfriend, but the person in his arms is not Xu Rong.
"Hey, aren't you scared stupid?"
Yu Wangshu ignored it, sat down on the ground and pointed at the opposite side and said, "Is the opposite side a couple?"
Du Dalei took a look and said decisively: "They are all kissing together, do you think they are lovers, could it be brothers and sisters?" Feeling something was wrong, she also squatted down, "Isn't it your ex-girlfriend? Didn't your mother tell me about you?" Have you never talked about love?"
"That man is, is my friend's boyfriend." It seems to be called Li Hao.
"Wow exciting, cheating."
Yes, it was cheating.
In any case, she was the first goddess in his mind, and also the last.
Yu Wangshu got up with a cold face and wanted to walk over, but was stopped by Du Dalei halfway: "What kind of impulsiveness is it, it's up to me."
Du Dalei used the most old-fashioned method to hook up with Li Hao while the woman was going to buy coffee.With a hot body and first-class acting skills, Yu Wangshu, who was standing opposite and smoking, could clearly see the other's obsession.
After getting the contact information, Du Dalei threw them into the trash can: "Trash." Turning around, he said to Wang Shu, "Tell your friend that this person is trash, so divide it up earlier."
"They seem to have met their parents."
"Split, don't split, keep it for marriage."
Du Dalei kicked the stones on the road in displeasure, and dragged Yu Wangshu into a grocery store: "Eat this."
"Cheng Cheng is fine." Yu Wangshu was like a little boy in front of her, with almost no initiative.
When eating, Du Dalei eats bravely: "Well, let me tell you something serious."
"Well, tell me."
"I don't think we are suitable for dating."
Yu Wangshu put down his chopsticks, and smiled as expected, but the smile was bitter: "I don't think I have reached your standard."
"Yes, we are more suitable for being girlfriends than couples. I can't spark the spark of love with you. You are not humorous but tolerant. My previous boyfriends said I was too rude and not gentle. I think they are straight Male cancer, you probably don't mean to have sex with me either."
"Don't speak ill-intentioned, I'm a good judge of people, as soon as I get close to you, you will subconsciously run away."
Yu Wangshu felt the embarrassment of being seen through by women, he nodded: "You are more suitable."
"You never look at women on the road, but look at men instead. You passed a gay bar before and you stayed for a few seconds, so you are gay."
Yu Wangshu breathed a sigh of relief at first, but was stimulated by Du Dalei's words: "I didn't mean to lie to you."
"I know, if you really want to play with me, I will let you go? The two people in the alley are what you will look like tomorrow. We will be friends because we share similar interests. Don't worry, I am a university teacher. See open."
"Oh." Yu Wangshu couldn't swallow, "Over there at home."
"Let's continue acting. I don't want to get married now. I'm telling you to make you less burdened. You don't look at how reluctant your face is when you go out. I don't like it." She added, "I I won't talk too much."
"Thank you."
Du Dalei patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, good brother."
Yu Wangshu was in a trance, and he admitted that he was not a man in front of Du Dalei.
Arranging a date to go out to play together, Yu Wangshu returned home sluggishly, faced his mother's interrogation and began to answer according to the script given by Du Dalei, making Yu's mother worried and happy at the same time.The worry is that the son will not be able to hold the woman, but the joy is that this may happen.
In fact, according to their script, it should be said that it is more appropriate to be friends after a while. Men don’t marry, women don’t marry. It doesn’t matter which parent you are. If you can talk, talk, and if you can’t talk, just be friends.
"Mom, I have something to do upstairs first."
"go Go."
Yu Wangshu took out his mobile phone and held it in his palm until he became hot. He sent a text message to Xu Ao and said the general thing, but the other party only replied: Yes, I see.
The reaction was quite flat. Yu Wangshu felt that he was meddling in his own business, and he rolled on the bed in frustration. Then he searched for a few software, downloaded and installed it, and registered. He needed to send a photo, so he cleaned himself up and took a selfie. Also sent one.
Looking at other gays who are either muscular, cute, or abstinent elites, Yu Wangshu stripped himself naked and stood in front of the mirror to count his abs.
He is really willing to trade his belly for 8 pack muscles.
While wondering whether to apply for a fitness card, the phone beeped several times. Yu Wangshu opened it and saw that he was approached by someone. There were three people in total. He opened the homepage one by one to see the photos.
Yoho, there is a fitness trainer who puts out his own muscles every day. He lowers the corners of his lips and shakes his head. There are so many muscles.
The other two are shou, Yu Wangshu has a good impression of her, she has an unmistakable appearance, and the other has a cute style of painting.
The reason is probably that he didn't specify whether he was the attacker or the victim, and the photo taken was quite "deceived", at least his eyes were sharper than usual.
After thinking about it for a while, Yu Wangshu felt that he could not hang two people at the same time, so after saying hello, he chose the person he liked and started chatting politely, of course not the muscular man, he was afraid that he would lose half his life with a fist.
After chatting for about a week, maybe it was the first time I met another gay guy, Yu Wangshu felt that without Xu Ao, he would be a good attack.
Look at how people praise him, saying he is gentle!
So he is born to attack, receive, and does not exist.
After making an appointment with the other party, Yu Wangshu specially bought new clothes, trimmed his hair handsomely and went out for a "blind date". Yu's mother thought he was dating Du Dalei and kept applauding.
Through the revolutionary friendship established since these days, Yu Wangshu now calls Du Dalei brother Lei, and calls himself his younger brother.
"Brother Lei, I went out on a blind date with a man. I said I was dating you, do you understand?"
"Understood, go, brother covers you."
Yu Wangshu just went out happily, and was about to get on the subway when someone who squeezed out from nowhere caught him and ran back.
"Who are you?"
"Brother, if you want to blame, blame you for messing with someone you shouldn't have."
Xu Ao's words were like needles, stabbing firmly into his heart and towards his sore spots, but they also taught him a hard lesson, if he hadn't been cowardly, how could he be thinking wildly.
When he finally figured it out, what he was facing was the gate of his own house.
The day when Yu's mother had the most classes at school was 4 classes in a row. She called the woman early to inquire after she came back from get off work, and she was very happy when she heard that she was very satisfied.
Seeing Yu Wangshu come back, she pulled him towards him: "If you like it, be good, people say you are very good."
"Mom, why are you more anxious than me? I'm under a lot of psychological pressure." Yu Wangshu was already tall and thin, but he looked more and more handsome these years, he put his arms around Yu Ma's head and said softly in an inappropriate tone , "No hurry." The woman is also using herself as a shield, that is, to fool the parents.
After comforting Yu's mother, Yu Wangshu went back to the room and turned on the phone.
"Start a game?"
He smiled and replied, "Success."
So the two of them didn't take a bath and fought five rounds. Yu Wangshu's skills were defeated by women. In the end, he was ridiculed severely. Maybe playing games increased the familiarity. Du Dalei yelled in a voice: " Why are you so stupid!"
"My operation is already very good, how did I expect you to be so good!"
Du Dalei immediately said angrily: "Can you be a man, like a man who admits that his operation is not good."
"I'm already a man all over, what kind of man do you want me to be?"
"Damn, let's play another round and watch me hang you to death."
Yu Wangshu's aggressiveness has been completely aroused, this tomboy with big boobs and thin waist is fine, very fine.
"One more round!"
"Come on, I'm afraid of you!"
This dozen lasted half the night, and Yu Wangshu forgot when he went to bed.I just remember glancing at the window before going to bed, it's fucking dawn, he's never played such a hard game.
Chatting with Du Dalei is not only about playing games, but Yu Wangshu feels that they are good buddies. Du Dalei is really aggrieved when he is a girl, especially when he is forced by his mother to date her. The street stuck him in the alley for 20 minutes. When he came out, he called 110 aggressively, and then he ran over panting to see that the two hooligans had already lay on the ground and twitched.
"Well, have you ever learned taekwondo or martial arts?"
Du Dalei was wearing a short skirt, and he pulled the skirt awkwardly and replied: "Taekwondo + judo, who dares to provoke me so that he can't eat and walk around."
Yu Wangshu scratched his head, ignoring the ghostly eyes of passers-by and looked up at him: "In your class, no one would dare to skip class."
"Do you think I have such a good figure, do they skip class? Girls are willing to discuss various cosmetics with me."
Yu Wangshu shook his head in horror. He thought of a movie "My Sassy Girlfriend". He was looking forward to the appearance of Du Dalei's lover, which was more exciting than watching a movie.
Otherwise, life is just a drama, and everyone is a dramatist.
"Tell me, aren't we all forced to come out on a date, where are we going?"
Yu Wangshu really didn't know where to go, one was because he had no experience with women, and the other was because he was gay and didn't want to give Du Dalei the illusion.
"Why don't you go to the movies, watch the movies and go to dinner."
Du Dalei shook his head: "It's really boring, don't you check the latest movies? There are no foreign movies during the domestic protection month. Who will watch the junk movies that are pushed in the cinema? My sister will take you to play something exciting." The hand hooked the man forward The neck dragged away.
Next to her is a soft female body, but she has a personality comparable to that of a man. Yu Wangshu seems to be in a situation of ice and fire. Anyway, his heart is always hanging, and he is so flustered.
Next, there is something more heartfelt. Du Dalei took him to the most famous haunted house in Kyoto. He had read the news and said it was very scary.The probability of going in with a smile and coming out crying is 90%, so he refused, but Du Dalei said: "Are you a man? You are so timid. My women are more courageous than you."
On the spot, he wanted to kneel down and call the uncle: With your courage, I admit it.
Before entering, Yu Wangshu fantasized that the news was just a gimmick, and after entering, he touched his heart comfortably: "It really is like this."
5 minute later.
"what!!!!"
"Where are you, Brother Lei?"
"what!"
Yu Wangshu was stunned. He stared blankly inside, and when he came out, he sprawled on the ground and vomited.
On the other hand, Du Dalei looked relaxed, as if he just came back from a trip: "Look at you vomit like this, hey."
"vomit--"
"I, I vomit—" Yu Wangshu raised his head to save his image in front of the woman, but the moment he raised his head, he stared blankly at the man and woman who were hugging each other intimately.
It's Xu Rong's boyfriend, but the person in his arms is not Xu Rong.
"Hey, aren't you scared stupid?"
Yu Wangshu ignored it, sat down on the ground and pointed at the opposite side and said, "Is the opposite side a couple?"
Du Dalei took a look and said decisively: "They are all kissing together, do you think they are lovers, could it be brothers and sisters?" Feeling something was wrong, she also squatted down, "Isn't it your ex-girlfriend? Didn't your mother tell me about you?" Have you never talked about love?"
"That man is, is my friend's boyfriend." It seems to be called Li Hao.
"Wow exciting, cheating."
Yes, it was cheating.
In any case, she was the first goddess in his mind, and also the last.
Yu Wangshu got up with a cold face and wanted to walk over, but was stopped by Du Dalei halfway: "What kind of impulsiveness is it, it's up to me."
Du Dalei used the most old-fashioned method to hook up with Li Hao while the woman was going to buy coffee.With a hot body and first-class acting skills, Yu Wangshu, who was standing opposite and smoking, could clearly see the other's obsession.
After getting the contact information, Du Dalei threw them into the trash can: "Trash." Turning around, he said to Wang Shu, "Tell your friend that this person is trash, so divide it up earlier."
"They seem to have met their parents."
"Split, don't split, keep it for marriage."
Du Dalei kicked the stones on the road in displeasure, and dragged Yu Wangshu into a grocery store: "Eat this."
"Cheng Cheng is fine." Yu Wangshu was like a little boy in front of her, with almost no initiative.
When eating, Du Dalei eats bravely: "Well, let me tell you something serious."
"Well, tell me."
"I don't think we are suitable for dating."
Yu Wangshu put down his chopsticks, and smiled as expected, but the smile was bitter: "I don't think I have reached your standard."
"Yes, we are more suitable for being girlfriends than couples. I can't spark the spark of love with you. You are not humorous but tolerant. My previous boyfriends said I was too rude and not gentle. I think they are straight Male cancer, you probably don't mean to have sex with me either."
"Don't speak ill-intentioned, I'm a good judge of people, as soon as I get close to you, you will subconsciously run away."
Yu Wangshu felt the embarrassment of being seen through by women, he nodded: "You are more suitable."
"You never look at women on the road, but look at men instead. You passed a gay bar before and you stayed for a few seconds, so you are gay."
Yu Wangshu breathed a sigh of relief at first, but was stimulated by Du Dalei's words: "I didn't mean to lie to you."
"I know, if you really want to play with me, I will let you go? The two people in the alley are what you will look like tomorrow. We will be friends because we share similar interests. Don't worry, I am a university teacher. See open."
"Oh." Yu Wangshu couldn't swallow, "Over there at home."
"Let's continue acting. I don't want to get married now. I'm telling you to make you less burdened. You don't look at how reluctant your face is when you go out. I don't like it." She added, "I I won't talk too much."
"Thank you."
Du Dalei patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, good brother."
Yu Wangshu was in a trance, and he admitted that he was not a man in front of Du Dalei.
Arranging a date to go out to play together, Yu Wangshu returned home sluggishly, faced his mother's interrogation and began to answer according to the script given by Du Dalei, making Yu's mother worried and happy at the same time.The worry is that the son will not be able to hold the woman, but the joy is that this may happen.
In fact, according to their script, it should be said that it is more appropriate to be friends after a while. Men don’t marry, women don’t marry. It doesn’t matter which parent you are. If you can talk, talk, and if you can’t talk, just be friends.
"Mom, I have something to do upstairs first."
"go Go."
Yu Wangshu took out his mobile phone and held it in his palm until he became hot. He sent a text message to Xu Ao and said the general thing, but the other party only replied: Yes, I see.
The reaction was quite flat. Yu Wangshu felt that he was meddling in his own business, and he rolled on the bed in frustration. Then he searched for a few software, downloaded and installed it, and registered. He needed to send a photo, so he cleaned himself up and took a selfie. Also sent one.
Looking at other gays who are either muscular, cute, or abstinent elites, Yu Wangshu stripped himself naked and stood in front of the mirror to count his abs.
He is really willing to trade his belly for 8 pack muscles.
While wondering whether to apply for a fitness card, the phone beeped several times. Yu Wangshu opened it and saw that he was approached by someone. There were three people in total. He opened the homepage one by one to see the photos.
Yoho, there is a fitness trainer who puts out his own muscles every day. He lowers the corners of his lips and shakes his head. There are so many muscles.
The other two are shou, Yu Wangshu has a good impression of her, she has an unmistakable appearance, and the other has a cute style of painting.
The reason is probably that he didn't specify whether he was the attacker or the victim, and the photo taken was quite "deceived", at least his eyes were sharper than usual.
After thinking about it for a while, Yu Wangshu felt that he could not hang two people at the same time, so after saying hello, he chose the person he liked and started chatting politely, of course not the muscular man, he was afraid that he would lose half his life with a fist.
After chatting for about a week, maybe it was the first time I met another gay guy, Yu Wangshu felt that without Xu Ao, he would be a good attack.
Look at how people praise him, saying he is gentle!
So he is born to attack, receive, and does not exist.
After making an appointment with the other party, Yu Wangshu specially bought new clothes, trimmed his hair handsomely and went out for a "blind date". Yu's mother thought he was dating Du Dalei and kept applauding.
Through the revolutionary friendship established since these days, Yu Wangshu now calls Du Dalei brother Lei, and calls himself his younger brother.
"Brother Lei, I went out on a blind date with a man. I said I was dating you, do you understand?"
"Understood, go, brother covers you."
Yu Wangshu just went out happily, and was about to get on the subway when someone who squeezed out from nowhere caught him and ran back.
"Who are you?"
"Brother, if you want to blame, blame you for messing with someone you shouldn't have."
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