Your Majesty, you have touched me

In China, a distant earth, there is a very magical website called Big JJ, on which masters have written countless and lingering love stories.And some of the authors do not follow the "right way" and don't like the harmony of yin and yang between men and women. They prefer the pairing of men and women and women and women, which has attracted countless netizens' attention.

Lan Qingqing is one of the authors who do not follow the "right path" in this part.

Lan Qingqing is different from other authors, he has not signed a contract with the big JJ website, and since his debut on the website, he has only written a couple of CPs, that is Lan Qingpei.

The so-called Lanqing couple refers to the husband and wife couple, His Majesty Lan Sinian, Emperor of the Galaxy Empire, and his Queen Qin Changqing.

This debut novel is called "May your love last forever". With such a literary name, it seems that it was written by a cute new author who doesn't understand the big JJ market!

Because this pair of CPs are both real people, and they are noble, the couple who are the emperor of the empire that people on earth can't afford to offend. At the beginning, many people saw this article on the list of newcomers, and couldn't help but give zero points below. Brush review: 666666 onlookers are real warriors!

Someone quickly posted on the forum of the big JJ website, betting when this article will be blocked by the website.

Floor 1 (==): Squeeze a cucumber. As soon as the forum opens, this article will be blocked in minutes. If we say that we must refresh this article now, it will fly away~

Floor 2 (==): Since ancient times, the elder brother is really stunning!Said the voice that I was waiting to shout from the bottom of my heart!

3rd Floor (Aunt Dai Hua): Big Brother +1, Second Brother +1

4th floor (10086-): +[-]

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Floor 15 (＋——): I'll wipe it! ! !The eldest brother is simply a top master in the world of prophecy, and he is really banned! 【Image] [image】

Floor 16 (Green Leaf): No, brother 15, I read your reply and refreshed it, the article is still there.

Floor 17 (666): Huh?I refreshed the article just now and it disappeared, but now it came out again!If I remember correctly, he jumped up five or six places in one breath!What a fucking 66666!

Floor 18 (Marshmallow): 6666666

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Floor 22 (==): Jump up to five or six places in one breath?Score?

23rd Floor (==): Don’t open your mouth on the floor and say that people score points, okay?Do you have proof?

Floor 24 (==22L): Floor 23, it's you, can't you see such an obvious question?He jumped up five or six places in one breath, and it would be hell if he said that he didn't score points.

25th Floor (Big White Rabbit): 22L+1, it’s not a hell of a score +1

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Floor 29 (--): No, don’t pinch it, I just checked it out, and there are almost no positive 2-point comments in his post, all of which are 0-point “6666”, and the clicks and favorites are also very low , the points rose out of thin air, did the big JJ draw it?

Floor 30 (Marshmallow): I checked it out just now, and it is indeed the same as what was said above. The click-to-collect comments are very low, the work income is still 0, the chapters are less than ten chapters, and the total number of words is less than 3. The points just went up out of thin air... If you want to talk about how he got the points, could it be possible that Guan [-] and his wife stuffed money for the backdoor operation?

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Floor 59 (Green Leaf): Damn, I refreshed the article just now, not only did it not come down, but it also jumped up three places, and now it’s on the new home page!I guess if it wasn't for the website's twitching again, it might be that he really gave money to Guan 3 and his wife...

Floor 60 (￥-￥): This article is so fucking awesome, those two little yellow mosquitoes on YY, their website is not blocked, and they let him jump so high on the new promotion... National TV stations dare not do this Bar……

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While the forum was full of discussions, the technical brother of the big JJ website was also sweating. This article is so fucking crazy that it can't be blocked no matter how hard it is!Go crazy ah ah ah ah!

At this time, the author has updated this divine article that many people are paying attention to.

Although the title of this article is very literary, the content is quite obscene. The whole article is full of exchanges between adults. , I can’t do it, please don’t do it... What um... In short, the words are so bold that those who read it can’t help but feel hot.

So some people who can't understand his inexplicable dominance of the new list, see that reporting him to score points is useless, and start reporting his articles contain a lot of indescribable content, please lock the article on the website.

The administrator brother who received the complaint opened the article and saw that he was so scared that the biscuits in his mouth dropped. He thought to himself that in this harmonious period, which reckless author would dare to write such a thing!Lock, lock, lock, lock!Must be locked!

however……

Lock, can't lock...

The administrator brother is about to go crazy. Is this article a fucking black hole? ? ?What to swallow?

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No matter how much the technical staff in the background wailed, and how the forum was thriving, that article was still unshakable and was updated every other day, and it didn't take long for it to top the list of newcomers. Countless authors and readers who couldn't understand it flocked to the article. Next, Zhang Zhang got a negative score and cursed, and thousands of negative 2-point comments were written, but he couldn't get this article down.From novelty at the beginning, to resentment, to anger, to the last numbness, and seeing it overwhelm many great gods all the way, and finally topping the monthly list, everyone is used to it.

Hehe, maybe this fucking person is the one loved by the gods!

And Lan Qingqing became famous because of this battle!He does not rely on talent, does not rely on selling meat, does not rely on fans, but only relies on the "love" of the gods. From the beginning of the serialization to the end, he has put the top of all the big JJ's natural lists all over the place, and he has really hit the world. Invincible, it can be said that it is very 666.

After the first article is finished, the author Lan Qingqing may have learned some experience, so the title of his second article is much simpler and straightforward. It is called: "The Tentacles Connecting You and Me"

With such an evil name, anyone who understands it can know what the content is at a glance, but the big JJ website is still helpless against this Lan Qingqing, can't delete the text, lock the text, or block it...

Naturally, this article climbed up the list faster. Just after publishing Chapter 1, it ignored the rigid requirement of "posting No. 11 days to be on the list" on the monthly list, suppressed countless JJ masters with a whiz, and jumped up like a rocket No. 1!

Everyone in the forum suddenly went crazy, this person is endless, isn't he!Everyone was so angry by it, they fucked the guy without saying anything, and attacked the article again, leaving thousands of negative two-point long and short comments. The scene was very spectacular for a while!

However, it’s like a patchwork poem circulated on the Internet: Let the east, west, north and south wind, I will stand still, no matter how many people come to write down the article, the points of Lan Qingqing’s article will never go down. It is the first of the big JJ points, especially "dazzling".

Under such an overwhelming brushing of the rankings, Lan Qingqing, relying on her bold imagination, hot words, and daring to think and write, unexpectedly quickly attracted a group of diehard fans for herself.Most of these die-hard fans are pure readers, and they don’t understand why the big JJ people have so much malice against the author who only writes free articles. They feel sorry for their own big always being hacked, so they began to fight back.

Soon, Lan Qingqing had more and more fans, and the situation where he was always negatively assigned was gradually improved. Many readers who liked his articles spontaneously gave him positive points, and recommended it to their friends. His briefcase, his reputation gradually spread.

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"Master, your author account on the Big JJ website has just received more than 50 comments, half of which are scolding you for maliciously taking other people's resources, and the other half are for you to fight back." AI on the spaceship dutifully said to himself The owner reports the battle situation in the comment area.

His Majesty the Emperor, who was leaning on a chair with his eyes closed, said in a low voice, "Don't worry about it."

"Yes." The AI ​​replied.

His Majesty the Emperor took his cronies to the Bat Clan this time, with the purpose of personally selecting the next prince for the Bat Clan and resolving the chaos of the Blood Party and the Three Clans as soon as possible.

The Bat Clan can be said to be the biggest supporter behind that incident. The former prince met the crazy researcher Lan Lezhang by chance more than 30 years ago, and then joined forces with him to control the third prince Lan Saifei, and after that, he had a lot of influence on the galaxy. Small races, or asteroid civilizations launched aggressive wars, robbed living people for experiments, and left a notorious reputation in history.

In fact, no one is surprised that the three clans of the Blood Party would do these things.The stubborn ideas of these three clans are simply the big cancer of the empire. They are not normal people in their bones. They are not even as good as wild beasts. At least the killing of wild beasts is to live in their stomachs, and these people kill only because they are stubborn to survive. ridiculous dogmas and customs.

It's not easy to change a thought, but it's not particularly difficult, but it's too difficult to change the collective thought of a clan. Even Lan Sinian, as the emperor, couldn't do it in a short time.

At this time, the AI ​​who had just calmed down suddenly said again: "Your Majesty! I just found a post attacking your novel on the Big JJ forum."

Lan Sinian said indifferently, "It doesn't matter."

"No, Your Majesty, they scolded, scolded..."

"What are you scolding?" Lan Sinian asked suspiciously.

"They scolded, scolded Her Majesty the Queen..."

Lan Sinian couldn't sit still when he heard that, he immediately opened his eyes and opened the Big JJ Forum. While waiting to connect to the Huaxia Network on the distant earth, his deep eyes narrowed slightly.

During the space voyage, the Internet was opened with difficulty. The first time Lan Sinian saw the post, he saw someone posted a post saying he was too OOC. The characters were all stupid. , that queen is even worse, tsk tsk tsk, apart from spreading her legs, she just begs for mercy!A man looks like a woman, the author is so mentally handicapped, I can't stand it anymore!

Floor 1 (==): Why does the protagonist in Little Yellow Mosquito need IQ?As long as there are enough tools for committing crimes, it is enough.

2nd Floor (--): What did the eldest brother lose?curious.

3rd Floor (==): Same curiosity, and the landlord, be careful, I heard that the Black Queen, someone will come to check the water meter (and, it is said that His Majesty Hei is fine, you can try it, I hope you are safe).

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5th floor (#): Main floor, I think the host is right, this Lan Qingqing originally got her position by illegal means, and the writing is terrible, especially the Queen’s character design, it’s hard to see, I’m thinking, If not, the queen herself will swear (a large paragraph is omitted here)

Floor 6 (998): Damn, did you post your primary school composition grid upstairs?Why are they all grids?

7th floor (mysterious person): Shhh, the Black Queen will be checked by the water meter. If you don’t believe me, look up the title, is it dropped?

8th Floor (==): Fuck me, Seventh Brother, you scared me so much, I was really dropped by my mouth!

Floor 9 (==): The same person was taken aback.

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Lan Si Nian dropped all the content that was disrespectful to his relatives in the post, and he was still very angry, but he couldn't go to the battle to pinch it himself. After all, there were a bunch of ministers in his spaceship, and they found out that he wrote Little Yellow Mosquito ...that picture is really beautiful.

The angry emperor had no choice but to open his account with more than one billion fans, and posted a bunch of beautiful photos of his own relatives to wash his eyes, with the text: You will always be the only beauty in my heart.

At this time, Qin Changqing, who had just received the family members of several great nobles and was resting in the garden cutting flowers, also received an instant reminder from the communicator.He opened it, and couldn't help showing a smile on his face. He took a photo of the flowers he had just picked, posted a new Weibo and added Lan Sinian, without writing any words.

Fans on both sides quickly discovered the interaction between the two, and frantically left comments in the comment area: People are sitting at home, dog food is falling from the sky!Ever since I followed the Weibo of the two Majesties, I have never run out of dog food, so awesome ==.

Lan Sinian had already set a special concern for his relatives' Weibo. Qin Changqing just posted it, and his side has automatically popped up.

After receiving the Weibo message from his relatives, His Majesty the Emperor was in no mood to feel depressed, so he hurried to reply a long list of love in his comments. These red stars are his fiery beating heart!On it, the words "Qin Changqing" are all engraved!

It's been a while since the two have seen each other properly, Lan Sinian wanted to leave his avatar in the palace to accompany him, even if he pretended to be a bodyguard, he could still see him every day.But Qin Changqing was very afraid of the three clans of the Blood Party, worried that his trip to the Bat clan would be dangerous, so he was willing to endure the pain of lovesickness between the two places, and insisted not to let him leave his clone in the palace.

Lan Sinian didn't want to argue with him, so he agreed.

After receiving Lan Sinian's reply, Qin Changqing was also in a very good mood, and couldn't help but reply directly under his comment: Be careful all the way, come back early.

So the two of them, one in the Emperor Star Palace, and the other in the space voyage to the Bat Clan, used the earth's Weibo to show off their affection. Netizens are also a string of "666", and they can't stop eating dog food. It can be said that this affection The show was very successful.

Lan Sinian was flirting with his own queen when he suddenly received a comment specially picked out by AI. In the comment, he euphemistically mentioned that someone had written a not-so-good article under the real names of the two majesties, and the content was quite unsightly. , if His Majesty cares, you can find the relevant department to block it, and finally attach the author's pen name deliberately: Lan Qingqing.

Lan Sinian: "..."

This is the real "666" when you sue in front of me. Your majesty just wants to write an article with a few more poses and places--after all, someone who is so shy in my family must be embarrassed to try some wild play. , What about the "Jade Body Hengchen Fulong Case", what kind of sports like riding a tree pole - why are there always so many things going on? !He doesn't rely on this to make money for food, why is he blind to BB all day long?

And the most important thing is, what this person replied was not a private letter but a comment. As soon as it was sent out, many people saw it. 666 Ah, you really dare to write the real CP of the two Majesties?The whole article is full of little yellow mosquitoes with meat dishes!

The fans saw the comments, so how could Qin Changqing, who is His Majesty's hidden number one fan, not see the reason?He frowned and searched for it. After clicking on the article, he felt that his eyes were going to be blind, but those familiar scenes, familiar body language, and familiar words of dialogue, no matter how you look at it, why do you look so like that bastard? Tone?

So Her Majesty the Queen stopped playing Weibo, and dialed a message directly, and when Lan Sinian picked it up, she asked, "What's the matter with that Lan Qingqing?"

"Ah? What is Lan Qingqing? Female?" His Majesty began to pretend to be stupid all over his body, "My dear, you can't wrong me. In order to avoid suspicion and not make you sad, I now walk around when I see female creatures. The young boys also hurriedly avoided..."

"Shut up!" Qin Changqing was dizzy by him, and said angrily, "You'd better tell me honestly, or you can sleep on the sofa for me when you come back!"

His Majesty the Emperor who was sentenced to sleep on the sofa again: "..." He just took the time to write a little yellow mosquito, why is his life so miserable? !