Castle Peak Does Not Change [Comprehensive Martial Arts]
Chapter 84 75 (22)
After Hao Yingjun felt that he was caught off guard by a handful of dog food, he wisely didn't listen to His Majesty Cat's phone call, but he looked at His Majesty Cat, who was holding a mobile phone with one front paw and raised his legs with his back paw. Heartbroken, I couldn't help but took out my phone and wanted to take a photo of this cute creature.
His Majesty Mao was keenly aware of it, and immediately said to the phone: "Don't talk yet."
Then, it used its other paw, which was not holding the phone, to make a scissors hand towards Hao Yingjun, and signaled him to take a picture when it was over.
Hao Yingjun: I may have traveled to a fake parallel world.
But this didn't delay him taking several photos with "click" and "click", and because of the painful lesson last time, he saved the photos in the phone's memory, thought about it and sent a copy to his mailbox.Of course, the safest thing is to wash it out, but Hao Yingjun knows very well that a monster like His Majesty Cat, who has become a spirit, can meet people. What if he is handed over to the country?
If you think so, it's not safe to even take a picture.
Hao Yingjun usually returns two to two, but he still distinguishes the priorities. After His Majesty the Cat finished calling, he leaned over and asked it: "I took your photo, is it really all right?"
His Majesty Mao said confidently, "Why can't I be so handsome."
Hao Yingjun: "..."
Yep, still a narcissistic cat.
At this time, KFC's takeaway boy came, Hao Yingjun went downstairs to pick up the takeaway, and when he saw the extra colorful family bucket and a supreme pizza, he asked strangely: "We didn't order that much?"
"Because you are the [-]th customer from our store, this is an extra gift from our store." The delivery boy explained with a smile.
"Really?" Hao Yingjun didn't expect him to be so lucky, and thinking about it, he has been to the parallel world for a day trip, and this lucky value is no one to say.
When Hao Xingfu returned to the dormitory with a bunch of takeaways in his arms, he finally opened the door, when he heard a distasteful voice: "It takes so much effort to open the door, but for the sake of serving me so hard, I'm going Just come and help you."
Before Hao Yingjun had time to complain, he felt light on his hand, as if by magic, the pile of takeaways lined up and came to the common table in the dormitory.
Hao Yingjun was stunned for a moment and then whistled: "Wow, cool!"
"I don't even look at who I am." His majesty the cat puffed up his chest proudly, so he wouldn't tell the human in front of him that he had only learned this spell for half a year.
After eating and drinking enough (in fact, Hao Yingjun was watching His Majesty the Cat gobble up Hesai), His Majesty the Cat stretched his waist, raised his front paw and patted Hao Yingjun's shoulder: "You are a very good human being."
Hao Yingjun withdrew his eyes from looking at His Majesty Cat's belly, but still couldn't help asking: "Are you really okay after eating so much?" He felt that the food His Majesty Cat ate just now was twice as big as the whole cat.
His Majesty Mao didn't know what he thought of, the cat's eyes flickered twice, and he said sternly: "What can I do."
Hao Yingjun: I don't understand the body structure of you monsters.
Hao Yingjun, who was so slandered just now, heard the ringing just now. He looked at His Majesty the cat who was lying on the chair, and saw that it lazily took out the phone from nowhere, and answered it without even looking at the caller ID. stand up.
The last time when the phone rang, Hao Yingjun was concerned about novelty monsters and keeping pace with the times. He didn't care to see where His Majesty the Cat kept his phone. This time, he widened his eyes, trying to find a pocket from His Majesty the Cat. come over.Just took a look, His Majesty Mao, who was lazy just now, became listless for some reason, and handed the phone to Hao Yingjun.
"give me?"
"Let you pick it up."
His Majesty the Cat directly put on a loveless face, and Hao Yingjun answered the phone in a daze.This time, what came out of the microphone was no longer the cold voice from last time, but a gentle and pleasant male voice: "Mr. Hao Yingjun?"
"I am." Hao Yingjun couldn't help but feel his scalp tingle. It's really not because the other party's voice is good enough to make his ears pregnant, but how did the other party know his name?He didn't hear His Majesty the Cat mention his name to the other party just now.Also, before he pressed the call button just now, the phone was automatically connected. Is the other party a human, a ghost, or a monster?
Wait, why are you making such a fuss?
Aren't all demons and ghosts very capable?Fuck day fuck air or something, is it new to be able to know his name through a mobile phone?no.
Thinking of this, Hao Yingjun calmed down.
After he finished answering the call calmly, before returning the phone to His Majesty the Cat, Hao Yingjun deliberately glanced at the caller ID, which showed that the caller was "Zhan Juque".
this name?How many things are missing?It is simply incomparable with Hua Wu Que.
After complaining, Hao Yingjun said to His Majesty the Cat: "Let's go, I'll take you back to the museum."
His Majesty the Cat replied feebly, lying on Hao Yingjun's shoulder, and followed him back to the museum.The museum that Hao Yingjun and the others went to was not too far from their school, only three stops by bus.As soon as they reached the bus stop, the bus came slowly. There happened to be a seat on the bus. Hao Yingjun got off the bus without encountering a single red light along the way.
The bus stop was a few hundred meters away from the museum, so Hao Yingjun quietly asked His Majesty Mao: "Where can I take you to the museum to meet Mr. Zhan who came to pick you up?"
Mr. Zhan only said that he was going to the museum. Hao Yingjun subconsciously understood that he was outside the museum, but when he got to the museum, Hao Yingjun remembered the introduction he had read before, saying that the museum had two doors.
His Majesty the Cat didn't answer but instead asked: "You little brother, do you want to visit my house?"
"Ah?" Hao Yingjun swallowed, was he invited to the goblin den?Will the essence be sucked away, leaving only a mummy?Or will he be spotted by some goblin and want to keep him as his son-in-law?Under the test of life and death, Hao Yingjun made a difficult decision:
He expressed ten moves and rejection to His Majesty the cat.
His Majesty the Cat didn't say anything, and directed Hao Yingjun into the museum, and after a few turns, they arrived at the curator's office.
"Wait, what are we doing here?"
"This is my office, isn't it grand?"
Hao Yingjun: "...?!"
The world is going down, people's hearts are not old, cats can be curators of museums!
Yaoshou, people are not as good as cats!
When Hao Yingjun was in a daze, the door of the curator's office was opened from the inside.Hao Yingjun didn't see the other person's appearance clearly at all, he felt a light on his shoulders, followed by His Majesty Mao's yelling voice: "Minghong, you bastard, how dare you commit an offense!"
"It's you idiot who did it!" Just listening to that cold voice made Hao Yingjun shudder, although there was still uncontrollable anger in the voice when he heard it again now, but it felt like ice and fire. Make it harder, okay?Besides, it's so loud in public, if other people in the museum listen to it, it's not good, right?
Thinking so, Hao Yingjun moved his eyes, then gasped: "!!"
When has he come inside the door?He obviously... well, isn't it okay for a fool like him to raise his hands and surrender?No, is it too late for him to run outside now?
"Mr. Hao?"
Hao Yingjun reflexively looked at the speaker. He was a man in black suit pants and a white shirt. He looked about 26 or [-] years old. He was not particularly handsome, but the first person who saw him would definitely think of him. "A gentleman is unparalleled in the world, and people on Moshang are like jade." This poem.
What a gentle jade.
Wait, he can't really be transformed into ancient jade, can he?
"Zhan is not an ancient jade."
Hao Yingjun: "??"
Mr. Zhan, who claimed to be Zhan, said with a smile: "Mr. Hao spoke out from his heart."
Hao Yingjun: This is fucking embarrassing.
But, "So you're not human anymore?"
Before Mr. Zhan could answer, His Majesty the Cat rushed over from behind, not forgetting to yell loudly: "Yes, he is not a human, but a beast in clothes!"
Mr. Zhan smiled instead of anger, and ignored His Majesty Mao. Instead, he asked the slightly conflicted Hao Yingjun, "Did KFC give anything extra?"
This is true, Hao Yingjun hesitated and nodded, is there anything wrong with this?
"Nine lives are always good luck." Mr. Zhan seemed to explain to Hao Yingjun, but after listening to the conversation between the two of them, Ming Hong, who came up from behind, turned black, and stretched out his hand to grab Majesty Mao's tail: "Pang Jiuming, you are getting fatter!"
"Ow—"
His Majesty the Cat just yelled, and before he could say anything, Ming Hong, who was quick-eyed and quick-handed, stuffed a black and smeared pill, and then he dropped his eyes and stared at the struggling Majesty Cat: "Believe it or not, you spit one, I'll feed you two more."
His Majesty the Cat could only chew the pill with tears in his eyes, "Bitter."
Minghong gave a "tsk", and took His Majesty the cat to find the candy it secretly hid in the curator's office.
Hao Yingjun continued his indifferent face, it really was cold dog food!But Minghong seems to be different from what he thought. When he answered the phone, he heard the cold voice from the microphone and the habitual tone of giving orders, and unconsciously made up the image of a domineering president. image.
But now when I meet a real person, the other party really looks like a domineering president, the kind whose face is cut like a knife, and whose eyes are sharp like a sword, how domineering and cool.But, although his facial features are a little deeper than ordinary people, he is not a foreigner at a glance, but he has red hair, and if he reads correctly, there are tattoos under the rolled up sleeves, no matter how you look at it Like a domineering president, but more like a mafia boss.
Still non-mainstream.
"Pfft-"
Hao Yingjun quickly covered his mouth, no, the laughing statement just now was clearly a female voice, so how could it be him, so Hao Yingjun quickly put down his hand, and sincerely said to Mr. Zhan, "I didn't laugh."
There was no sign of teasing on Mr. Zhan's face, but his smile was as warm as ever: "I know it's not you."
Seeing him like this, Hao Yingjun came up with a word instead: smiling tiger.Just thinking about it, smiling face tiger is not a very flattering term, and this type of tiger does not really exist, so what is the real shape of this man in front of him?
At this time, the female voice rang again in the office, "This little brother is so innocent and unpretentious."
That's right, he's just different from the coquettish sluts outside, Hao Yingjun was thinking and followed the voice to find him, and finally saw him on a wall.It was a painting, and the lady in the painting was smiling coquettishly. Seeing Hao Yingjun looking over, she even winked at him.
Hao Yingjun became excited immediately, he pointed to the painting and said, "Developing potion!"
Mr. Zhan: "..."
The lady in the painting: "..."
After Hao Yingjun came back to his senses, he was also full of energy. He was too excited just now to say that he was bald.This "developing potion" is the Harry Potter terrier, and if the Muggle photo is developed with the correct potion, the person in the photo will move.But those are all used by Western wizards. If the people in their oriental paintings can move, Hao Yingjun’s first thought would be Pu Songling’s "Painted Wall". After thinking about it, he thinks that the ladies in this painting should be something. The chance had a soul, and he became a fairy in the painting or something.
The lady seemed to be able to hear Hao Yingjun's heartfelt feelings, and she smiled coquettishly again, and then said to Mr. Zhan, "Where did such an interesting young man come from?"
Mr. Zhan replied to her: "Jiu Ming gave him a meal."
"It turned out that Lord Jiuming invited him. That's such a pity. I wanted to ask him to accompany me." The lady's regret was beyond words, but Hao Yingjun, who understood what she meant, was greatly relieved. In a calm tone, he changed his mind and said, is His Majesty the cat so majestic?He thought His Majesty the Cat was a mascot.
Say who will arrive.
As soon as Hao Yingjun finished thinking about "a cat can't be judged by its appearance", Minghong came out from behind carrying His Majesty the cat, which was no longer wilting, and casually threw it on the sofa, and said to Mr. Zhan: "The bureau called and said there is a cat. Task, help me watch this guy, don’t let him eat those junk foods, don’t let him eat too much candy and snacks, and he likes to watch recently—”
Everyone else in the room looked at him.
Minghong stopped and cursed in a low voice, "Since when did I become a mother?"
Probably because he lost face, Ming Hong stopped talking, and before he left, he purred His Majesty Mao's head viciously, and it turned red in the blink of an eye, and disappeared in front of everyone.
Hao Yingjun: I slapped cold dog food on my face.
Also, Minghong's original form is Hongyun?The first cloud in the creation of the world?But wasn't Hongyun killed by Dapeng in the wilderness?
"My hairstyle!" Hao Yingjun's chaotic thinking was interrupted by His Majesty Mao's complaint. He turned to look at His Majesty Mao, who was suspected of having a high status. Zhao Zhao: "Hao Yingjun, come here and give me a handsome hairstyle."
When Hao Yingjun heard his name being teased, his heart didn't fluctuate, and he even wanted to laugh a little: the surname "Hao" he said was the same as he could decide.
Mr. Zhan didn't stop him. Just as he was about to say something, there was a knock on the office door: "Professor Zhan, it's time for your lecture."
"Please wait a moment." Mr. Zhan replied gently, then turned his head and asked Hao Yingjun to stay with His Majesty Mao in the office for an hour.Although his tone was gentle, there was no room for Hao Yingjun to refuse. At the end, he said, "Don't Mr. Hao want to know how you have such an extraordinary experience?"
He really thought about it, so Hao Yingjun could only be pushed to the shelves like this.
Fortunately, His Majesty the Cat is a bit of a fart, and the farts are not annoying. Besides, there is still a "favor of a meal" between them, and they get along very well.
As for Hao Yingjun, he has many questions to ask: "Mr. Zhan is still a professor? Is he from the Department of History? Speaking of which, his name is Zhan Juque. I seem to have heard of this name somewhere. Could it be that he came to a museum?" Did you see his lecture poster?"
His Majesty the cat is still shrouded in fear of bitter pills. When Hao Yingjun said that, he clenched his fists, waved it in the air a few times, and said angrily: "He is a wolf with a big tail!"
Hao Yingjun's eyes widened: "You said his original form was a wolf?"
"No, he used to be a sword, but it's not as powerful as Ming Hong." Hao Yingjun was enlightened by His Majesty Mao's words: "Ju Que Sword? Zhan Zhao's Ju Que Sword!"
His Majesty the Cat nodded his head.
"No, Juque sword is so black-bellied, does Yumao Zhanzhao know?" Hao Yingjun rubbed his face and said, don't think he didn't see that Zhan Juque was hiding a knife with a smile, didn't he just add fuel to the fire, It was so provocative that Minghong forced His Majesty Mao to stuff pills into his mouth when he caught him!He is a sword! How can a sword have so many minds, and it is said that it looks like a master?
In "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness", Zhan Zhao is a capitalized gentleman, okay?
"He's dead too." His Majesty Cat said a little disappointed, "It's in vain that I thought he was of the same family and wanted to promote him!"
Hao Yingjun wanted to laugh a little, why did he think His Majesty Mao was unreliable.
At this time, the lady who hadn't spoken a moment ago interrupted: "Lord Jiuming was the first among us to transform into form, and Lord Jiuming has a lot of blessings. I have relied on Lord Jiuming to protect me several times when I was in danger."
His Majesty Mao said without a hint of modesty: "What Niang Xuan said won my heart."
At this time, Hao Yingjun bewildered and said: "So when I order takeaway, I will get an extra family bucket, and when I go out, I take the bus and there are still seats on the bus. Is it all because of the deep blessing of Nine Lives? If so, then what? Isn't it that you never worry about failing the exam? Just bet on the question and you will win?"
His Majesty the Cat said proudly: "Yeah, I have never failed an exam."
"Please hug your thigh." Although Hao Yingjun is a top student, he always feels that his history this semester is very important, and his professor is a vengeful one. If he insists on giving himself a score of 59.9 at the end of the semester, he won't even cry place to cry!
His majesty the cat really stretched out a hind paw to let Hao Yingjun enjoy the blessing of his old man.
Xuanniang covered her mouth in the painting and smiled coquettishly, but at the end she sighed quietly in her heart.Speaking of which, she would have the present chance, mostly thanks to Pang Gong, even Ju Que and Ming Hong also got Pang Gong's enlightenment, but they all got the Tao, but Pang Gong lived, aged, sick and died like ordinary people, which made them I couldn't figure it out, so I simply didn't mention it later, especially in front of His Majesty the Cat.
Not only Pang Gong, but also Zhan Gong and Bai Gong.
Thinking of this, Xuanniang glanced at Hao Yingjun who was playing with His Majesty the Cat. What book was the "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness" he was thinking about just now?Could this be a chance for this young man?Xuanniang decided to investigate further.
When Xuanniang was thinking about it, Hao Yingjun already knew Minghong's real identity from His Majesty Mao, "So it's not Hongyun."
Hao Yingjun remembered again that Minghong said that he had a mission in the bureau, which didn't sound like a gangster, so he couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked, "Which bureau does Minghong work in?"
His Majesty the Cat said casually, "SHIELD."
Hao Yingjun: "...?!!"
"The S.H.I.E.L.D. agency with Iron Man, Captain America, Black Widow and other superheroes? The S.H.I.E.L.D. agency with a particularly long name? The former director is a bastard and the current director is the captain's fanboy? Is it true?"
His Majesty Cat's eyes sparkled: "You watch "The Avengers" too, I like it too."
Hao Yingjun was very disappointed: "So it's not true? I thought I could get Zhang's autograph."
So this S.H.I.E.L.D. is not that S.H.I.E.L.D. In this world, S.H.I.E.L.D. was not called S.H.I.E.L.D., and it doesn’t matter what it’s called. Anyway, it’s called S.H.I.E.L.D. now, and that’s what His Majesty the Cat said. S.H.I.E.L.D., so the name was changed.And what it is in charge of is not world peace, but the spirits of the big flower planters, ranging from the transformation of lightning to the birth of cubs, no S.H.I.E.L.D. shape.
This simply opened Hao Yingjun's eyes, and he deeply suspected that there was such a secret organization in the world he was in, but he had never come into contact with it before.Now that S.H.I.E.L.D. is in place, will the dragon group (...) be far behind?
——How much does Er Hao miss the dragon group?
An hour passed before he knew it, and the human-looking Professor Zhan also finished his lecture and returned to the office.When he came in, Hao Yingjun was playing games with His Majesty the Cat, he didn't notice him, and Professor Zhan didn't mind it, he sat behind the desk and looked at Niang Xuan who had been acting as an invisible caretaker.
Xuanniang's expression was very complicated. The first thing she said to Professor Zhan was: "Did you know? In Hao Housheng's world, Mr. Zhan and Mr. Bai did not grow old together."
Professor Zhan was surprised for a moment, and asked back: "Could it be that Bai Gong is with Pang Gong?"
Xuanniang: "...No, it's Mrs. Ding, the younger sister of Duke Ding of the Shuangxia."
She thought for a while and quickly added: "I mean Mr. Zhan."
Professor Zhan was really surprised this time. When he opened his mind, his master Zhan Zhao had already fallen in love with Minghong's master Bai Yutang. He never expected that there would be another world in the Great Thousand World. During the day, the two of them were not together, not to mention, but Zhan Zhao had an affair with a woman, Qin Jin. "What about Mr. Pang?"
It's okay if Zhan Juque doesn't talk about it, but when she talks about it, Xuanniang's expression becomes even more subtle. She hesitated for a while before saying: "Pang Gong asked Bao Gong to use the dragon head to cut him down, and Bai Gong was only 23 years old when he died."
Professor Zhan: "...!!" What happened?
This question has to be asked to Shi Yukun (the original author of "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness").
no……
Anyway, what Xuanniang heard from Hao Yingjun's psychological activities shocked Professor Zhan very much, even Xuanniang herself was not very good.I just thought that what Hao Yingjun knew was only the stories in the Great Thousand World he lived in, and it had nothing to do with the Great Thousand World they lived in.All they cared about was the people in the Great Thousand World they were in, as if they were absolutely sure that Bai Yutang did not die young.
In fact, when Bai Gong died of old age, Minghong and Jiu Ming broke into the underworld and threatened King Qin Guang with a good meal. In the end, Bai Gong kicked the two of them back.
From this incident, we can see how unreliable the two of them are. After so many years, Minghong still has a little progress, but he has nine lives. He only knows how to stay at home until now, and he knows it if he is lazy. How much progress has been made.
Although Professor Zhan, who was the head of the family at the latest, was the last to open up his wisdom, he looked at His Majesty the Cat who was playing games with a smile on his face.With just a very veiled look, His Majesty the cat was successfully blown away.
It's really fried hair, the hair all over the body is split.
Hao Yingjun: "??"
His Majesty the Cat said quietly: "I am being made into a watch."
Hao Yingjun understood the stalk of "Suspect Tracker" in seconds. He carefully looked at Ju Que Jian sitting behind his desk. Lilies bloom.
Did you say that the sword is the king of a hundred soldiers?
But if you think about it carefully, His Majesty the Cat is a stupid cute, and Ming Hong used to be a joker, if the Ju Que Sword is immature and stable, and there is a gap in the chest, then the three of them will just wait to be handed over to the country, how can they sit still? Owning real estate including this museum, Minghong also has a semi-official institution, and even Zhan Juque himself is a well-known professor of archeology—the scheming and swords are all forced out.
Hao Yingjun is also too sweet, he always feels that the world is too dark, alas.
However, Hao Yingjun's thoughts were dispelled after further contact with Professor Zhan. After all, Professor Zhan is good-looking, knowledgeable and pleasant to speak. No matter what people hate, let alone talk about it, Hao Yingjun, who is as innocent as Hao Yingjun, gradually thinks that he is a good person, but he doesn't know what his background is during this period, and what strange experiences he had in the past, all of which were completely covered by Professor Zhan .
During this period, His Majesty the Cat was covering his mouth and giggling beside him. He was completely a dead fellow Taoist. When Hao Yingjun was sent out of the curator's office by Professor Zhan in a daze, His Majesty the Cat even took a The small handkerchief waved and waved at him: "I will play with you again next time."
Hao Yingjun, who was still too young, responded readily, "Okay."
Professor Zhan raised his eyebrows slightly. Speaking of Jiuming, it has its own benefits from the Song Dynasty, and Pang Gong gave it blessings because he was worried about it, which makes it not only turn others into danger Kat, it's almost to the point where it gets what it wants.Just like it said today that it wants to play with Hao Yingjun again, if nothing unexpected happens, Hao Yingjun will come to their world again as a young man.
In this way, Hao Yingjun, who didn't know that he was buffed, returned to his original world as soon as he opened his eyes. The first thing he did was to turn on his mobile phone, and he suddenly found that the photo he took of His Majesty the Cat was still there.
Hao Yingjun felt that it was necessary for him to wash them out, stick them on his bedside, and pray to His Majesty the Cat to bless him not to fail his exams sooner or later.
Believe in nine lives, don't fail the exam.
Oye!
The author has something to say: Your Majesty the Cat, Ming Hongdao, Zhan Juque, and Hao Yingjun, the four of them will be the extras of this article from now on =v=
Also about the Legend of Double Dragon of the Tang Dynasty, I want to write that Brother Qing really dresses up as a girl, such as Shi Qingxuan, can you accept it?
His Majesty Mao was keenly aware of it, and immediately said to the phone: "Don't talk yet."
Then, it used its other paw, which was not holding the phone, to make a scissors hand towards Hao Yingjun, and signaled him to take a picture when it was over.
Hao Yingjun: I may have traveled to a fake parallel world.
But this didn't delay him taking several photos with "click" and "click", and because of the painful lesson last time, he saved the photos in the phone's memory, thought about it and sent a copy to his mailbox.Of course, the safest thing is to wash it out, but Hao Yingjun knows very well that a monster like His Majesty Cat, who has become a spirit, can meet people. What if he is handed over to the country?
If you think so, it's not safe to even take a picture.
Hao Yingjun usually returns two to two, but he still distinguishes the priorities. After His Majesty the Cat finished calling, he leaned over and asked it: "I took your photo, is it really all right?"
His Majesty Mao said confidently, "Why can't I be so handsome."
Hao Yingjun: "..."
Yep, still a narcissistic cat.
At this time, KFC's takeaway boy came, Hao Yingjun went downstairs to pick up the takeaway, and when he saw the extra colorful family bucket and a supreme pizza, he asked strangely: "We didn't order that much?"
"Because you are the [-]th customer from our store, this is an extra gift from our store." The delivery boy explained with a smile.
"Really?" Hao Yingjun didn't expect him to be so lucky, and thinking about it, he has been to the parallel world for a day trip, and this lucky value is no one to say.
When Hao Xingfu returned to the dormitory with a bunch of takeaways in his arms, he finally opened the door, when he heard a distasteful voice: "It takes so much effort to open the door, but for the sake of serving me so hard, I'm going Just come and help you."
Before Hao Yingjun had time to complain, he felt light on his hand, as if by magic, the pile of takeaways lined up and came to the common table in the dormitory.
Hao Yingjun was stunned for a moment and then whistled: "Wow, cool!"
"I don't even look at who I am." His majesty the cat puffed up his chest proudly, so he wouldn't tell the human in front of him that he had only learned this spell for half a year.
After eating and drinking enough (in fact, Hao Yingjun was watching His Majesty the Cat gobble up Hesai), His Majesty the Cat stretched his waist, raised his front paw and patted Hao Yingjun's shoulder: "You are a very good human being."
Hao Yingjun withdrew his eyes from looking at His Majesty Cat's belly, but still couldn't help asking: "Are you really okay after eating so much?" He felt that the food His Majesty Cat ate just now was twice as big as the whole cat.
His Majesty Mao didn't know what he thought of, the cat's eyes flickered twice, and he said sternly: "What can I do."
Hao Yingjun: I don't understand the body structure of you monsters.
Hao Yingjun, who was so slandered just now, heard the ringing just now. He looked at His Majesty the cat who was lying on the chair, and saw that it lazily took out the phone from nowhere, and answered it without even looking at the caller ID. stand up.
The last time when the phone rang, Hao Yingjun was concerned about novelty monsters and keeping pace with the times. He didn't care to see where His Majesty the Cat kept his phone. This time, he widened his eyes, trying to find a pocket from His Majesty the Cat. come over.Just took a look, His Majesty Mao, who was lazy just now, became listless for some reason, and handed the phone to Hao Yingjun.
"give me?"
"Let you pick it up."
His Majesty the Cat directly put on a loveless face, and Hao Yingjun answered the phone in a daze.This time, what came out of the microphone was no longer the cold voice from last time, but a gentle and pleasant male voice: "Mr. Hao Yingjun?"
"I am." Hao Yingjun couldn't help but feel his scalp tingle. It's really not because the other party's voice is good enough to make his ears pregnant, but how did the other party know his name?He didn't hear His Majesty the Cat mention his name to the other party just now.Also, before he pressed the call button just now, the phone was automatically connected. Is the other party a human, a ghost, or a monster?
Wait, why are you making such a fuss?
Aren't all demons and ghosts very capable?Fuck day fuck air or something, is it new to be able to know his name through a mobile phone?no.
Thinking of this, Hao Yingjun calmed down.
After he finished answering the call calmly, before returning the phone to His Majesty the Cat, Hao Yingjun deliberately glanced at the caller ID, which showed that the caller was "Zhan Juque".
this name?How many things are missing?It is simply incomparable with Hua Wu Que.
After complaining, Hao Yingjun said to His Majesty the Cat: "Let's go, I'll take you back to the museum."
His Majesty the Cat replied feebly, lying on Hao Yingjun's shoulder, and followed him back to the museum.The museum that Hao Yingjun and the others went to was not too far from their school, only three stops by bus.As soon as they reached the bus stop, the bus came slowly. There happened to be a seat on the bus. Hao Yingjun got off the bus without encountering a single red light along the way.
The bus stop was a few hundred meters away from the museum, so Hao Yingjun quietly asked His Majesty Mao: "Where can I take you to the museum to meet Mr. Zhan who came to pick you up?"
Mr. Zhan only said that he was going to the museum. Hao Yingjun subconsciously understood that he was outside the museum, but when he got to the museum, Hao Yingjun remembered the introduction he had read before, saying that the museum had two doors.
His Majesty the Cat didn't answer but instead asked: "You little brother, do you want to visit my house?"
"Ah?" Hao Yingjun swallowed, was he invited to the goblin den?Will the essence be sucked away, leaving only a mummy?Or will he be spotted by some goblin and want to keep him as his son-in-law?Under the test of life and death, Hao Yingjun made a difficult decision:
He expressed ten moves and rejection to His Majesty the cat.
His Majesty the Cat didn't say anything, and directed Hao Yingjun into the museum, and after a few turns, they arrived at the curator's office.
"Wait, what are we doing here?"
"This is my office, isn't it grand?"
Hao Yingjun: "...?!"
The world is going down, people's hearts are not old, cats can be curators of museums!
Yaoshou, people are not as good as cats!
When Hao Yingjun was in a daze, the door of the curator's office was opened from the inside.Hao Yingjun didn't see the other person's appearance clearly at all, he felt a light on his shoulders, followed by His Majesty Mao's yelling voice: "Minghong, you bastard, how dare you commit an offense!"
"It's you idiot who did it!" Just listening to that cold voice made Hao Yingjun shudder, although there was still uncontrollable anger in the voice when he heard it again now, but it felt like ice and fire. Make it harder, okay?Besides, it's so loud in public, if other people in the museum listen to it, it's not good, right?
Thinking so, Hao Yingjun moved his eyes, then gasped: "!!"
When has he come inside the door?He obviously... well, isn't it okay for a fool like him to raise his hands and surrender?No, is it too late for him to run outside now?
"Mr. Hao?"
Hao Yingjun reflexively looked at the speaker. He was a man in black suit pants and a white shirt. He looked about 26 or [-] years old. He was not particularly handsome, but the first person who saw him would definitely think of him. "A gentleman is unparalleled in the world, and people on Moshang are like jade." This poem.
What a gentle jade.
Wait, he can't really be transformed into ancient jade, can he?
"Zhan is not an ancient jade."
Hao Yingjun: "??"
Mr. Zhan, who claimed to be Zhan, said with a smile: "Mr. Hao spoke out from his heart."
Hao Yingjun: This is fucking embarrassing.
But, "So you're not human anymore?"
Before Mr. Zhan could answer, His Majesty the Cat rushed over from behind, not forgetting to yell loudly: "Yes, he is not a human, but a beast in clothes!"
Mr. Zhan smiled instead of anger, and ignored His Majesty Mao. Instead, he asked the slightly conflicted Hao Yingjun, "Did KFC give anything extra?"
This is true, Hao Yingjun hesitated and nodded, is there anything wrong with this?
"Nine lives are always good luck." Mr. Zhan seemed to explain to Hao Yingjun, but after listening to the conversation between the two of them, Ming Hong, who came up from behind, turned black, and stretched out his hand to grab Majesty Mao's tail: "Pang Jiuming, you are getting fatter!"
"Ow—"
His Majesty the Cat just yelled, and before he could say anything, Ming Hong, who was quick-eyed and quick-handed, stuffed a black and smeared pill, and then he dropped his eyes and stared at the struggling Majesty Cat: "Believe it or not, you spit one, I'll feed you two more."
His Majesty the Cat could only chew the pill with tears in his eyes, "Bitter."
Minghong gave a "tsk", and took His Majesty the cat to find the candy it secretly hid in the curator's office.
Hao Yingjun continued his indifferent face, it really was cold dog food!But Minghong seems to be different from what he thought. When he answered the phone, he heard the cold voice from the microphone and the habitual tone of giving orders, and unconsciously made up the image of a domineering president. image.
But now when I meet a real person, the other party really looks like a domineering president, the kind whose face is cut like a knife, and whose eyes are sharp like a sword, how domineering and cool.But, although his facial features are a little deeper than ordinary people, he is not a foreigner at a glance, but he has red hair, and if he reads correctly, there are tattoos under the rolled up sleeves, no matter how you look at it Like a domineering president, but more like a mafia boss.
Still non-mainstream.
"Pfft-"
Hao Yingjun quickly covered his mouth, no, the laughing statement just now was clearly a female voice, so how could it be him, so Hao Yingjun quickly put down his hand, and sincerely said to Mr. Zhan, "I didn't laugh."
There was no sign of teasing on Mr. Zhan's face, but his smile was as warm as ever: "I know it's not you."
Seeing him like this, Hao Yingjun came up with a word instead: smiling tiger.Just thinking about it, smiling face tiger is not a very flattering term, and this type of tiger does not really exist, so what is the real shape of this man in front of him?
At this time, the female voice rang again in the office, "This little brother is so innocent and unpretentious."
That's right, he's just different from the coquettish sluts outside, Hao Yingjun was thinking and followed the voice to find him, and finally saw him on a wall.It was a painting, and the lady in the painting was smiling coquettishly. Seeing Hao Yingjun looking over, she even winked at him.
Hao Yingjun became excited immediately, he pointed to the painting and said, "Developing potion!"
Mr. Zhan: "..."
The lady in the painting: "..."
After Hao Yingjun came back to his senses, he was also full of energy. He was too excited just now to say that he was bald.This "developing potion" is the Harry Potter terrier, and if the Muggle photo is developed with the correct potion, the person in the photo will move.But those are all used by Western wizards. If the people in their oriental paintings can move, Hao Yingjun’s first thought would be Pu Songling’s "Painted Wall". After thinking about it, he thinks that the ladies in this painting should be something. The chance had a soul, and he became a fairy in the painting or something.
The lady seemed to be able to hear Hao Yingjun's heartfelt feelings, and she smiled coquettishly again, and then said to Mr. Zhan, "Where did such an interesting young man come from?"
Mr. Zhan replied to her: "Jiu Ming gave him a meal."
"It turned out that Lord Jiuming invited him. That's such a pity. I wanted to ask him to accompany me." The lady's regret was beyond words, but Hao Yingjun, who understood what she meant, was greatly relieved. In a calm tone, he changed his mind and said, is His Majesty the cat so majestic?He thought His Majesty the Cat was a mascot.
Say who will arrive.
As soon as Hao Yingjun finished thinking about "a cat can't be judged by its appearance", Minghong came out from behind carrying His Majesty the cat, which was no longer wilting, and casually threw it on the sofa, and said to Mr. Zhan: "The bureau called and said there is a cat. Task, help me watch this guy, don’t let him eat those junk foods, don’t let him eat too much candy and snacks, and he likes to watch recently—”
Everyone else in the room looked at him.
Minghong stopped and cursed in a low voice, "Since when did I become a mother?"
Probably because he lost face, Ming Hong stopped talking, and before he left, he purred His Majesty Mao's head viciously, and it turned red in the blink of an eye, and disappeared in front of everyone.
Hao Yingjun: I slapped cold dog food on my face.
Also, Minghong's original form is Hongyun?The first cloud in the creation of the world?But wasn't Hongyun killed by Dapeng in the wilderness?
"My hairstyle!" Hao Yingjun's chaotic thinking was interrupted by His Majesty Mao's complaint. He turned to look at His Majesty Mao, who was suspected of having a high status. Zhao Zhao: "Hao Yingjun, come here and give me a handsome hairstyle."
When Hao Yingjun heard his name being teased, his heart didn't fluctuate, and he even wanted to laugh a little: the surname "Hao" he said was the same as he could decide.
Mr. Zhan didn't stop him. Just as he was about to say something, there was a knock on the office door: "Professor Zhan, it's time for your lecture."
"Please wait a moment." Mr. Zhan replied gently, then turned his head and asked Hao Yingjun to stay with His Majesty Mao in the office for an hour.Although his tone was gentle, there was no room for Hao Yingjun to refuse. At the end, he said, "Don't Mr. Hao want to know how you have such an extraordinary experience?"
He really thought about it, so Hao Yingjun could only be pushed to the shelves like this.
Fortunately, His Majesty the Cat is a bit of a fart, and the farts are not annoying. Besides, there is still a "favor of a meal" between them, and they get along very well.
As for Hao Yingjun, he has many questions to ask: "Mr. Zhan is still a professor? Is he from the Department of History? Speaking of which, his name is Zhan Juque. I seem to have heard of this name somewhere. Could it be that he came to a museum?" Did you see his lecture poster?"
His Majesty the cat is still shrouded in fear of bitter pills. When Hao Yingjun said that, he clenched his fists, waved it in the air a few times, and said angrily: "He is a wolf with a big tail!"
Hao Yingjun's eyes widened: "You said his original form was a wolf?"
"No, he used to be a sword, but it's not as powerful as Ming Hong." Hao Yingjun was enlightened by His Majesty Mao's words: "Ju Que Sword? Zhan Zhao's Ju Que Sword!"
His Majesty the Cat nodded his head.
"No, Juque sword is so black-bellied, does Yumao Zhanzhao know?" Hao Yingjun rubbed his face and said, don't think he didn't see that Zhan Juque was hiding a knife with a smile, didn't he just add fuel to the fire, It was so provocative that Minghong forced His Majesty Mao to stuff pills into his mouth when he caught him!He is a sword! How can a sword have so many minds, and it is said that it looks like a master?
In "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness", Zhan Zhao is a capitalized gentleman, okay?
"He's dead too." His Majesty Cat said a little disappointed, "It's in vain that I thought he was of the same family and wanted to promote him!"
Hao Yingjun wanted to laugh a little, why did he think His Majesty Mao was unreliable.
At this time, the lady who hadn't spoken a moment ago interrupted: "Lord Jiuming was the first among us to transform into form, and Lord Jiuming has a lot of blessings. I have relied on Lord Jiuming to protect me several times when I was in danger."
His Majesty Mao said without a hint of modesty: "What Niang Xuan said won my heart."
At this time, Hao Yingjun bewildered and said: "So when I order takeaway, I will get an extra family bucket, and when I go out, I take the bus and there are still seats on the bus. Is it all because of the deep blessing of Nine Lives? If so, then what? Isn't it that you never worry about failing the exam? Just bet on the question and you will win?"
His Majesty the Cat said proudly: "Yeah, I have never failed an exam."
"Please hug your thigh." Although Hao Yingjun is a top student, he always feels that his history this semester is very important, and his professor is a vengeful one. If he insists on giving himself a score of 59.9 at the end of the semester, he won't even cry place to cry!
His majesty the cat really stretched out a hind paw to let Hao Yingjun enjoy the blessing of his old man.
Xuanniang covered her mouth in the painting and smiled coquettishly, but at the end she sighed quietly in her heart.Speaking of which, she would have the present chance, mostly thanks to Pang Gong, even Ju Que and Ming Hong also got Pang Gong's enlightenment, but they all got the Tao, but Pang Gong lived, aged, sick and died like ordinary people, which made them I couldn't figure it out, so I simply didn't mention it later, especially in front of His Majesty the Cat.
Not only Pang Gong, but also Zhan Gong and Bai Gong.
Thinking of this, Xuanniang glanced at Hao Yingjun who was playing with His Majesty the Cat. What book was the "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness" he was thinking about just now?Could this be a chance for this young man?Xuanniang decided to investigate further.
When Xuanniang was thinking about it, Hao Yingjun already knew Minghong's real identity from His Majesty Mao, "So it's not Hongyun."
Hao Yingjun remembered again that Minghong said that he had a mission in the bureau, which didn't sound like a gangster, so he couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked, "Which bureau does Minghong work in?"
His Majesty the Cat said casually, "SHIELD."
Hao Yingjun: "...?!!"
"The S.H.I.E.L.D. agency with Iron Man, Captain America, Black Widow and other superheroes? The S.H.I.E.L.D. agency with a particularly long name? The former director is a bastard and the current director is the captain's fanboy? Is it true?"
His Majesty Cat's eyes sparkled: "You watch "The Avengers" too, I like it too."
Hao Yingjun was very disappointed: "So it's not true? I thought I could get Zhang's autograph."
So this S.H.I.E.L.D. is not that S.H.I.E.L.D. In this world, S.H.I.E.L.D. was not called S.H.I.E.L.D., and it doesn’t matter what it’s called. Anyway, it’s called S.H.I.E.L.D. now, and that’s what His Majesty the Cat said. S.H.I.E.L.D., so the name was changed.And what it is in charge of is not world peace, but the spirits of the big flower planters, ranging from the transformation of lightning to the birth of cubs, no S.H.I.E.L.D. shape.
This simply opened Hao Yingjun's eyes, and he deeply suspected that there was such a secret organization in the world he was in, but he had never come into contact with it before.Now that S.H.I.E.L.D. is in place, will the dragon group (...) be far behind?
——How much does Er Hao miss the dragon group?
An hour passed before he knew it, and the human-looking Professor Zhan also finished his lecture and returned to the office.When he came in, Hao Yingjun was playing games with His Majesty the Cat, he didn't notice him, and Professor Zhan didn't mind it, he sat behind the desk and looked at Niang Xuan who had been acting as an invisible caretaker.
Xuanniang's expression was very complicated. The first thing she said to Professor Zhan was: "Did you know? In Hao Housheng's world, Mr. Zhan and Mr. Bai did not grow old together."
Professor Zhan was surprised for a moment, and asked back: "Could it be that Bai Gong is with Pang Gong?"
Xuanniang: "...No, it's Mrs. Ding, the younger sister of Duke Ding of the Shuangxia."
She thought for a while and quickly added: "I mean Mr. Zhan."
Professor Zhan was really surprised this time. When he opened his mind, his master Zhan Zhao had already fallen in love with Minghong's master Bai Yutang. He never expected that there would be another world in the Great Thousand World. During the day, the two of them were not together, not to mention, but Zhan Zhao had an affair with a woman, Qin Jin. "What about Mr. Pang?"
It's okay if Zhan Juque doesn't talk about it, but when she talks about it, Xuanniang's expression becomes even more subtle. She hesitated for a while before saying: "Pang Gong asked Bao Gong to use the dragon head to cut him down, and Bai Gong was only 23 years old when he died."
Professor Zhan: "...!!" What happened?
This question has to be asked to Shi Yukun (the original author of "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness").
no……
Anyway, what Xuanniang heard from Hao Yingjun's psychological activities shocked Professor Zhan very much, even Xuanniang herself was not very good.I just thought that what Hao Yingjun knew was only the stories in the Great Thousand World he lived in, and it had nothing to do with the Great Thousand World they lived in.All they cared about was the people in the Great Thousand World they were in, as if they were absolutely sure that Bai Yutang did not die young.
In fact, when Bai Gong died of old age, Minghong and Jiu Ming broke into the underworld and threatened King Qin Guang with a good meal. In the end, Bai Gong kicked the two of them back.
From this incident, we can see how unreliable the two of them are. After so many years, Minghong still has a little progress, but he has nine lives. He only knows how to stay at home until now, and he knows it if he is lazy. How much progress has been made.
Although Professor Zhan, who was the head of the family at the latest, was the last to open up his wisdom, he looked at His Majesty the Cat who was playing games with a smile on his face.With just a very veiled look, His Majesty the cat was successfully blown away.
It's really fried hair, the hair all over the body is split.
Hao Yingjun: "??"
His Majesty the Cat said quietly: "I am being made into a watch."
Hao Yingjun understood the stalk of "Suspect Tracker" in seconds. He carefully looked at Ju Que Jian sitting behind his desk. Lilies bloom.
Did you say that the sword is the king of a hundred soldiers?
But if you think about it carefully, His Majesty the Cat is a stupid cute, and Ming Hong used to be a joker, if the Ju Que Sword is immature and stable, and there is a gap in the chest, then the three of them will just wait to be handed over to the country, how can they sit still? Owning real estate including this museum, Minghong also has a semi-official institution, and even Zhan Juque himself is a well-known professor of archeology—the scheming and swords are all forced out.
Hao Yingjun is also too sweet, he always feels that the world is too dark, alas.
However, Hao Yingjun's thoughts were dispelled after further contact with Professor Zhan. After all, Professor Zhan is good-looking, knowledgeable and pleasant to speak. No matter what people hate, let alone talk about it, Hao Yingjun, who is as innocent as Hao Yingjun, gradually thinks that he is a good person, but he doesn't know what his background is during this period, and what strange experiences he had in the past, all of which were completely covered by Professor Zhan .
During this period, His Majesty the Cat was covering his mouth and giggling beside him. He was completely a dead fellow Taoist. When Hao Yingjun was sent out of the curator's office by Professor Zhan in a daze, His Majesty the Cat even took a The small handkerchief waved and waved at him: "I will play with you again next time."
Hao Yingjun, who was still too young, responded readily, "Okay."
Professor Zhan raised his eyebrows slightly. Speaking of Jiuming, it has its own benefits from the Song Dynasty, and Pang Gong gave it blessings because he was worried about it, which makes it not only turn others into danger Kat, it's almost to the point where it gets what it wants.Just like it said today that it wants to play with Hao Yingjun again, if nothing unexpected happens, Hao Yingjun will come to their world again as a young man.
In this way, Hao Yingjun, who didn't know that he was buffed, returned to his original world as soon as he opened his eyes. The first thing he did was to turn on his mobile phone, and he suddenly found that the photo he took of His Majesty the Cat was still there.
Hao Yingjun felt that it was necessary for him to wash them out, stick them on his bedside, and pray to His Majesty the Cat to bless him not to fail his exams sooner or later.
Believe in nine lives, don't fail the exam.
Oye!
The author has something to say: Your Majesty the Cat, Ming Hongdao, Zhan Juque, and Hao Yingjun, the four of them will be the extras of this article from now on =v=
Also about the Legend of Double Dragon of the Tang Dynasty, I want to write that Brother Qing really dresses up as a girl, such as Shi Qingxuan, can you accept it?
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