Castle Peak Does Not Change [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

At that time, it was early spring, which was the time when it was warm and cold.

The plum blossoms outside the Plum Blossom Cottage are in full bloom, setting off the three or five stone houses not far away, red flowers and blue walls, and the scenery is like a picture.

Only in such silence, there was a faint noise, which didn't seem to be the noise of people, but more like the sound of fighting.

It turned out that there were two people competing in the plum tree, one of them had disheveled hair, disheveled clothes, and looked quite downcast, and he was holding a bamboo sword in his hand, and he seemed to be waving it at random, looking like It seems that there is only a little superficiality in swordsmanship.

The one fighting him was a young man dressed in white. He was born with a pair of bright eyes and was very neatly dressed.Coincidentally, this young man did not use the sword commonly used by swordsmen, but a branch.It can be seen that the branch was broken from the plum tree, and there were two plum blossoms in full bloom on the branch.

But it happened to be such a weapon made of local materials. When facing the bamboo sword, the two plum blossoms were not moved by external force at all, and the petals did not even move slightly, as if they were two fake flowers.

No, if that's the case, this plum branch shouldn't have escaped the sword energy brought by the bamboo sword, which cannot be ignored.

——Don't look at the bamboo sword as if it was swiping indiscriminately, but the pure sword energy is real.

What's more, the bamboo sword was not swung indiscriminately.

The two of you came and went with dozens of strokes, but the two plum blossoms in the hands of the white-clothed young man were still steady, but the plum blossoms from the plum tree were shocked by the sword energy brought by the bamboo sword, and fell from the branches one after another. There was a plum blossom rain.

However, the figure of the young man in white began to change when the plum blossom rain just started to fall.

His opponent was still patient at first, but he couldn't bear it anymore and roared angrily, "What are you hiding from!"

Without waiting for the young man in white to respond, he simply put away the bamboo sword and said impatiently: "Stop fighting, fighting with you is not enough to make me angry!"

The young man in white had a three-point smile on his face, and he didn't feel dissatisfied because he quit in the middle of the fight. The bamboo swordsman who looked straight at him rolled his eyes: "Just like you, if anyone wants to fight with you, just make the appointment The location of the battle is set next to the toilet, and you will definitely be told to retreat without fighting!"

"I won't fight with anyone," the young man in white retorted, "I'm a doctor."

As soon as the bamboo swordsman heard this, he slapped his thighs and laughed until his tears fell down, and then he murmured: "A doctor with exquisite swordsmanship is also a doctor who has never had a patient since his graduation. In fact, he Damn it's an anecdote."

The young man in white was not annoyed either: "A doctor who doesn't want to be a swordsman is not a good doctor."

Bamboo Swordsman snorted coldly when he heard the words, "He's still a doctor who wants to cure people's heart problems, ha."

After ridiculing the young man in white clothes with good ambitions, he said to himself: "The doctors who treat heart diseases in this world are all made of mud. They are all enshrined in the temple. There are tons of patients who go to worship them."

He was talking about Buddhas and Bodhisattvas.

The young man in white mused, "Actually, the Buddha statues in Putuo Temple are carved out of stone."

Bamboo Swordsman: "..."

Being interrupted by such an interruption, Bamboo Swordsman suddenly seemed to have forgotten what he was going to say just now, because he suddenly changed the subject when he opened his mouth after talking for a long time: "I ask you, if you cure my heart disease, what will you do?" rule?"

"You?" The young man in white blinked and said as if he was talking about what to have for dinner today: "I will open your brain and remove the prefrontal lobe of your brain, and from then on you can become a real person. madman."

Bamboo Swordsman was stunned for a long time before he said: "Really mad? I was originally a madman. Don't you know? People call me a madman! I am insane, moody, indiscriminate between black and white, confused, and cry when I want to cry. Just laugh if you are joking, what is it if you are not a lunatic?" He yelled loudly, and just after he finished speaking, he rushed out and disappeared into the plum tree in the blink of an eye.

The young man in white couldn't help but fell silent after Crazy Hu left.

But before the young man in white could think anything, a shout came from the courtyard surrounded by plum trees: "Ah Qing, Ah Qing! It's not good, the fish I raised was drowned!"

The young man in white who was called by his name was to start a new life again, and Gu Qing, who finally used his original name this time, heard the words, pressed the matter of Madman Hu, and responded to the courtyard: "Come here. "

In the Plum Blossom Thatched Cottage, one of the owners here, Mr. Mei Er, who is known as "Miao Langzhong", also came out of the pharmacy when he heard Mr. Mei Da's call, and sighed as he walked: "Boss, I am really convinced of you. It's the first time I've heard that fish can be drowned—"

When he came closer to take a look, those goldfish really turned white in the fish tank.

Mr. Mei Er said weakly: "Boss, what did you say to them? Did you replace the water with vinegar?" He sniffed the fish tank as he spoke. It didn't smell of vinegar, nor did it The smell of wine, on the contrary, has a burnt smell.

Mr. Mei Er couldn't help but look down at the fish tank, and sure enough, he saw a pile of firewood with sparks on it, and the wall of the fish tank was still hot when he touched it.

Didn't the goldfish in the lover's house drown, but die of heat?

Mr. Mei Er: "..."

Mr. Mei Da didn't realize Mr. Mei Er's speechless choking at all, and he explained plausibly: "I felt hot in the room yesterday, and I thought they were hot too, so I moved the fish tank out and let them cool off outside. Feng, I didn’t expect to wake up this morning and see that the fish tank was frozen. I thought that since it was frozen, I should use fire to roast it, but I didn’t expect them to be drowned, alas.”

Mr. Mei Er didn't want to say anything anymore. It's not a day or two that his boss has such a problem.For him, he can distinguish the authenticity of any painting, and can formulate the most powerful poison and antidote, but Mr. Mei Da will never understand the simplest truth in life.

So these goldfish were frozen to death and almost cremated after death, right?

Poor see.

Gu Qing walked over at this time, and after a glance, he knew roughly what happened, and said: "Water and fire are not compatible, these few goldfish are just affected by disaster."

Mr. Mei Er said in a bad mood: "The fire under the pond will bring disaster to the fish in the pond, right?"

Mr. Mei Da corrected him: "Second brother, don't use idioms indiscriminately, it is obvious that the fire at the city gate will bring disaster to the fish in the pond."

Mr. Mei Er didn't want to argue with Mr. Mei Da, he was the only normal person in this house.Mr. Liu Meida mourned his drowned goldfish, Mr. Mei Er turned his head to Gu Qing and said, "Then Hu Bugui left?"

Crazy Hu, whose name is Hu Bugui.

Gu Qing nodded.

Mr. Mei Er knew a lot about the people in Jianghu, and after thinking about it for a while, he remembered the rumors about Hu Bugui, and he was not a normal person: "He has always been crazy. It is said that his swordsmanship is the same as his people, Sometimes it's astonishing and wonderful, and sometimes it's so messed up that you can't even look at it, that's why Bai Xiaosheng didn't list his name when he made the weapon list."

Mr. Mei Er said as he glanced at Gu Qing, "He has always been erratic, I never thought you would make friends with him, Ah Qing."

Gu Qing said "Hmm", "Isn't the smell of wine afraid of deep alleys?"

This seems a bit wrong, because Hu Bugui is not a drunkard at all, he is just a sober lunatic, and now he can make friends with Gu Qing, doesn't it mean something?It's a pity that Mr. Mei Er didn't go into it at all. He just heard the word "wine", just like a gambler with a gambling addiction. The difference is that he didn't keep rubbing his hands, but swallowed quickly. , almost drooling, he licked his face towards Gu Qing and said, "Ah Qing, then where did you bury the plum wine you brewed? Why did you search all over the thatched cottage but couldn't find it?"

Mr. Mei Er, a big alcoholic, even pretended to be a beggar on the street to beg for money to buy wine in order to drink.

Gu Qing said slowly: "You also said that you searched all over the thatched cottage—"

"You didn't bury the wine in the thatched cottage, but outside the thatched cottage? I knew it!" Mr. Mei Er interrupted Gu Qing's words impatiently, and was about to run out of the thatched cottage with a frenzied expression.

But the place outside the thatched cottage is even bigger. After running a few steps, Mr. Mei Er thought of this important question. As soon as he slapped his forehead, he turned back and shouted in the thatched cottage: "Mei San! Mei San!"

"Woof! Bark!" A yellow dog ran over in response. Behind it, Mr. Mei Da was still holding a drowned goldfish, as if he was planning to feed it to the yellow dog named Mei San.

Mei San ran even faster.

Then, it was caught by Mr. Mei Er and went outside to smell the wine.

Sure enough, dogs are man's best friend, and the world does not deceive you.

Gu Qing stood at the same spot and watched Mr. Mei Er and Mei San disappearing from sight, the corners of his mouth could not help but rise.

And this does not prevent Mr. Mei Er from tossing his body in mud at all, Gu Qing, who is in the late stage of cleanliness, hides three feet away, and asks the medicine boys at home to drag Mr. Mei Er to wash and change clothes.

Mr. Mei Er didn't even have time to take a sip of the wine, so he was picked up and carried away like this, he would be willing to blame, he struggled and shouted: "Stinky boy who doesn't know how to respect teachers, you go down the mountain for me tomorrow !"

To be honest, Gu Qing, as the apprentice of Mr. Mei Da and Mr. Mei Er, has learned [-]% of their skills, even better than blue.It's a pity that just like Hu Bugui laughed at Gu Qing before, he was not as good at treating external injuries as Mr. Mei Er after he left the teacher, and he didn't choose to avoid Mr. Mei Er to treat internal injuries. Instead, he chose a "heart disease" direction, The result is that so far there is not a single patient.

Of course, it’s only a few days since Gu Qing became a teacher, and those who come to the Plum Blossom Cottage to seek medical advice are all for Mr. Mei Er, a "wonderful doctor". So far, most people think that "without hair on the mouth, you can't do things well".

Alas, I don't know how Gu Qing, who has a heart disease and refuses to treat him, can improve this situation.

The author has something to say: this beginning can kill me _(:зゝ∠)_

Brother Qing: "If you have a heart disease, you can't heal it." Later, it will be named "Heart Doctor" ==

Mr. Mei Da: Scholar Syndrome

Mr. Mei Er: Miao Langzhong, big alcoholic

Hu Bugui: Crazy Hu, Crazy Sober

Why do you think there is no normal person?

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