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Tang Feng was not particularly worried about how to drive the monkey away.

What are monkeys afraid of?The most common thing that monkeys are afraid of is blood.

There is an old saying about killing chickens to scare monkeys. This means that when people want to drive away these monkeys, they grab a live chicken and kill the chicken in front of the monkeys. Close your eyes, then your whole body becomes weak, at the mercy of others.

Until now, many modern people use this method to catch monkeys.

But this time they are going to the mountains. There are many wild animals in the mountains. It is impossible to catch a chicken and kill it, because the blood will cause the olfactory reaction of the wild beasts, and then besiege them. This is not good for them.

The color of blood is very prominent, so as long as it is red, monkeys will be very scared when they see red, even if they can't smell blood.

"It's very simple, I have a way."

Tang Feng thought for a while and said.

"Is there really a way?"

Father Tang still didn't believe it.

"There is really a way."

Tang Feng said affirmatively. Seeing that Father Tang still had some hesitation on his face, he said, "I made something, and you will know when the time comes."

Tang's father still nodded in doubt.

On the hillside, there are two kinds of weeds that can neither be fed to pigs, sheep, nor used to build chicken coops, but Tang Feng accidentally discovered that when their juices are combined, they will turn red, and it is still dark red .

It looked like a blood clot spit out after a person was injured inside, it was very scary.

It took Tang Feng half a day to run three times and cut back the two kinds of weeds he needed. In order to prevent Lin Yu and Tang Ama from feeling uncomfortable after seeing them, Tang Feng started making them in the backyard.

Suck the two kinds of weeds vigorously with a large stone, and the mixed dark red juice flowed into the wooden basin. After a while, the basin was filled with dark red juice, just like when a pig is killed. of pig blood.

After Tang's father came back, Tang Feng had already packed the obtained juice into two wooden barrels.

"It's not blood."

After Tang's father was surprised, he smelled it as soon as he smelled it, and the dark red "blood" exuded a strong grassy smell.

"It's a mixture of weeds. It looks like blood, but it's not. As long as we sprinkle it in front of the monkeys, they will be afraid. I want to sprinkle the juice on the peaches we need to pick." Around the tree, two people watch at the sap to prevent monkeys from rushing in, and two people pick the fruit from the tree, what do you think?"

Father Tang nodded, "It sounds like a good idea, but I don't know if monkeys are really afraid of this thing."

Seeing that he was still a little hesitant, Tang Feng didn't say any more, after all, this thing sounded a bit suspenseful.

The next day after Tang Feng finished class, he went up the mountain with Father Lin, Lin Zhuang, and Father Tang who were waiting for him. This time, they knew the way and walked faster, but the four of them behind They all carry a backpack.

When they arrived at the field, it was already about a quarter past noon, and almost everyone was sweating profusely.

Father Tang's face was full of nervousness and excitement. He looked at the fruit-filled peach grove not far away and said, "Even if this thing can't be sold for money, it's a good thing to eat!"

"These monkeys are really strange. The fruit is a bit ripe, why don't they eat it?" Lin Zhuang said with some doubts.

"Monkeys are smart. They know that only cooked food tastes the best. They must be waiting."

Tang Feng explained.

Then he took the wooden bucket from Lin Zhuang's back basket, and took two wooden ladles from his own back basket.

"Later, I will trouble my elder brother and father-in-law to watch outside, while my father and I will pick the fruit inside."

When several people went up the mountain, they had already discussed who would do what.

The Lin family father and son felt that their hands and feet were reckless, and they were afraid that they would spoil the fruit, so they decided to let Tang's father and Tang Feng pick the fruit inside, while Lin's father and the others stood guard outside. After all, they were much more sensitive to the approach of wild beasts.

After getting things ready, several people slowly approached Mao Taolin.

When they just stepped into the area not far from the peach forest, the clever macaques saw them.

Standing on the macaque tree, they yelled threateningly at Tang Feng and the others. Some macaques even picked up stones on the ground and stared at them. They are also a little scared.

When they were two or three feet away from Mao Taolin, Tang Feng pointed to two places, and Father Lin and Lin Zhuang walked towards those two places. When several monkeys wanted to attack them, Lin Zhuang gritted his teeth dumbly, and poured out the wooden ladle containing the dark red juice in his hand!

Seeing what kind of color was splashed out, the monkeys panicked and ran away.

They didn't need much effort at all, and the macaques, who had never seen anything in the world, had already fled far away.

"Haha! They are really afraid of this thing!"

Seeing this, Father Lin felt sure and laughed happily.

Several other people also showed smiles. The kiwi fragrance emanating from the peach forest made them swallow their saliva. They were also thirsty all the way up.

Tang Feng saw that the macaques were hiding far away, so he took the wooden ladle in Lin Zhuang's hand and scooped up some juice, and sprinkled some red juice around the peach trees around the periphery to prevent the macaques from Come in.

Then he said to Father Tang and the others, "Look at the peaches on the tree, as long as they are soft to the touch, you can eat them."

Father Lin and the others started to look for them after hearing the words. There were not many cooked ones. It can be said that most of them were half-cooked, and only a few parts were soft to the touch.

However, even so, they were pleasantly surprised when they tasted the taste of peaches.

"This stuff is delicious!"

Lin Zhuang said.

The monkeys in the distance looked at them as a group of uninvited guests, but no one dared to drive them away. They had seen animals killing each other in the mountains, and the bright red blood was a sign of death. They scratched their ears The gills looked at the red juice under the tree and dared not step forward.

Tang Feng and the others began to pick the peaches. The baskets they carried were not too small, and each one was filled to the brim before they were ready to leave. Taolin and the others only picked less than one-sixth of them. That's all.

"Let's go!"

Father Tang said angrily with his back full of hairy peaches.

When Tang Feng was about to leave, he turned around suddenly and rubbed all the dark red juice that had been dried by the hot sun with his feet so that they would melt into the soil so that they could not be seen. This group of macaques I don't know how long they have been guarding here, but they can't do too much.

By the time they returned to the village, it was already dark, and according to the wishes of a few people, not many people saw them like this, which saved a lot of trouble.

Lin Ahma and Tang Ahma who were waiting at the Tang's house were walking back and forth. When they heard the noise from the gate of the courtyard, Tang Ahma hurried to open the courtyard door.

"Ouch! You are finally back!"

"When I went down the mountain, I carried a lot of things on my back, and the road was not very easy to walk. I even fell down."

Father Tang said with a smile.

Wrestled? !Tang Amo just glanced at the things they were carrying, and heard Tang's father said that he had fallen, so he hurriedly asked, "Are you hurt?"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay! Look, I'm talking to you with a smile on my face."

"Come, come! Come and see that our harvest this time is not small!"

Lin Yu and the others approached, and immediately smelled the scent that they had never smelled before, and their faces were full of surprise, "This fruit smells delicious."

"These few are ripe, we picked them off the tree specially, Ah, Yue, Ah Yu, please try them quickly."

The three of Tang Amo picked it up and peeled off the outer skin to taste it. Well, it tastes really good.

"The ones in these baskets are all uncooked. I take some out and take them back to put them away. When they feel a little soft, they can be eaten. I will take the rest to Boss Huang. What do you think of it being sold?"

"It's up to you to decide. We don't understand this stuff either. If it wasn't for the good price, I would have kept it for myself," Father Lin said carelessly.

That's true. Father Lin has always had that habit. As long as he feels that he needs to buy something with money, he would rather keep it for himself than sell it. Didn't he just keep the deer he killed last time? It didn't sell either.

"That's fine, I'll go to town tomorrow, and I'll trouble my elder brother to go with me then."

Lin Zhuang, who smiled innocently, touched his head, nodded and said, "No problem."

Then Tang Feng picked sixty relatively large peaches from the basket, and the Lin and Tang families each got thirty.

Today, I was a little tired after a day of tossing around. After eating something in a hurry, everyone left cheerfully.

After washing, Tang Feng lay on the bed, let Lin Yu beat him with a small wooden hammer, and fell asleep not long after.

Lin Yu pursed his lips and smiled when he heard his sleeping breathing, but his hands didn't stop moving. He beat for half a quarter of an hour before letting go, and fell asleep together.

Tang Feng had something on his mind, so he got up early the next day. After washing up in a hurry, he ran to the clerk's house that was closer to Tang's house and asked the clerk to help him with a class. Just sit with your kids, just bring some stools over.

Although the document was puzzled, he still nodded. He still remembered the last time Tang Feng gave him mint tea, and after Tang Feng invited someone to be a substitute teacher, he knew that the document liked to drink peppermint tea, so he gave the things he brought to him. paperwork.

"I know that if I give you other things, you won't want them. I also like this thing, and I have bought a lot of it. I also know that you love this one too. I hope you don't dislike it. Just accept it."

The clerk took it with some embarrassment, "I really like this thing, since you have something to do, don't worry about the school, I will take care of it."

"Thank you very much then."

Tang Feng nodded, he couldn't delay too long, he had to go to town earlier.

After signing the contract with Dr. Huang, Dr. Huang told Tang Feng his private address, and said that he could go there to find him as long as there was something related to this or something important, so Tang Feng He and Lin Zhuang loaded the borrowed donkey cart with things and came to the yellow house.

This is a small house in the town, neither big nor small, quite satisfactory, but the advantage is that the environment is quiet, but it is also a good place to live.

Tang Feng knocked on the door, and it was a servant who opened the door.

"I'm Tang Feng, and I'm here to find Boss Huang."

"It's Tang Xiucai. Our master mentioned that if you come, you can go in and find him directly. Please come in."

Tang Feng was a little surprised, but he was not surprised. He pointed to Lin Zhuang at the gate of the courtyard and said, "That's my elder brother. Let's come to him with our things. Can I let my elder brother enter the courtyard with me?" , and that car.”

The boy nodded quickly, "It's natural."

When they arrived in town, it wasn't too early or too late. Boss Huang had just had dinner.

"Brother Tang! What are you?" Boss Huang was really surprised to see Tang Feng early in the morning.

Tang Feng clasped his hands and said, "I'm going to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing. Brother Huang, I've already brought the things. Take a look."

Boss Huang's eyes lit up, "But that thing?"

Tang Feng nodded and pointed behind him. Boss Huang saw a donkey cart next to a tall and strong man. The cart was covered with a lot of hay. It passed into his nose, and Boss Huang's eyes were almost green at this moment!

The author has something to say:

"couplet"

The Chinese teacher made a couplet, "Jiang is still old and hot, the three students who are connected vertically, please take the next couplet."

The order of sitting upright is Wen Qing, Lin Zhuang, and Wu Zhu.

Wen Qing: "Wine still smells old!"

Lin Zhuang: "People are still old!"

Wu Zhu: "The breasts are still as big as women's!"

The Chinese teacher looked down at his chest when he heard the words, and said angrily, "Nonsense!"

(Little theater comes from a joke)