Husband and wife are of the same mind, their benefits cut gold

"In the small bamboo forest to the south of the village, I saw a man stuff something into Brother Qing's. Brother Qing didn't want it. When he wanted to stuff it back, that man ran away without me."

Zhou's family and Wen's family are very close neighbors, and Zhou Wen's elder brother Qing is Wen Qing.

"Uh......"

How do you explain to a six-year-old that this is something they will grow up to do.

Besides, Wenqing's popularity in the village is not low at all, it should be very common to receive things from admirers.

When Tang Feng was thinking about how to explain it to Zhou Wen, Zhou Wen said with doubts and resentment, "This is the first time I see Brother Qing crying."

Wenqing is crying?

Then it doesn't sound right.

"When you met them, did the man arrive before you or after you?"

"The guy was there when I met them."

Tang Feng thought for a while, "Did you see who that person is? A man?"

Zhou Wen thought about it.

"He has his back to me, I didn't see it clearly, but he is very tall, and only a man will give away his brother's things."

That's right, but this matter is someone else's private matter, Tang Feng didn't speculate too much, "Your brother Qing knows how to deal with this matter, so we don't need to get involved any more, otherwise it's not the work of a gentleman, you know? "

Zhou Wen nodded immediately.

"Okay, I want to be a gentleman."

The petite appearance is as well-behaved as possible.

Tang Feng couldn't help touching Zhou Wen's little head.

"In a few days, the document will return to the village."

Father Tang's eyes were full of anticipation, as if he was waiting for the lover of his dreams to come back.

Tang Amo hated that kind of look in his eyes the most, but he couldn't do anything about it, after all, who in this village didn't look forward to the master Juren who passed the clerical examination.

The candidates of the Shengyu Dynasty will be listed one month after the examination. If they are successful, people from the government will go to the Zhongjuren’s home to beat the gong to announce the good news. If they are not successful, there will be no news. Benefits Just don't have to look at the list yourself.

"If it hits the target, our village will be in limbo."

Tang's father walked out of the courtyard with his hands behind his back, and seeing his brisk steps, he knew that he was in a good mood.

"Looking at his appearance, it seems that the Wen family has already been hit," Tang Amo shook her head, "When Ah Feng got hit, I don't know how happy he will be."

Tang Feng supported his forehead.

"Ah, you think Master Juren is very good at it," he said in a tone that would hit him.

Tang Amo chuckled, "It's not about saying auspicious words, God will know earlier, and when you enter the examination room, he will bless you!"

Lin Yu pursed his lips and smiled, Tang Feng could only shake his head, no matter whether he got married, had a child, or won a scholar, Tang Ahma felt that the gods in the sky had opened their eyes.

On the third day of August, the document who had been to the capital for several months finally came back. He still had a warm smile, but he lost a lot of weight, which made the brothers in the village secretly feel distressed.

The clerk's return to the village caused a lot of trouble, because he had just passed the Juren exam, so there were too many people who came to propose marriage, and the marriage proposal was divided into two groups.

One group felt that there was a great chance of taking the paperwork exam, so they thought of starting early. There were several relatives in this county, and they couldn't be more happy with Wen Ah.

The other group thought that it would be good to have a little relationship with them, so they all focused their attention on Wen Qing regardless of the paperwork.

These two groups of people step into the door of Wen's family from time to time, not to mention, the threshold of this Wen's family is really about to be trampled.

"Yesterday, I went to two other families to propose marriage to the Wen family. I don't know if the brother of the Wen family will find a good home this time."

Tang Ama paid attention to the big and small things in the village all the time. Since the secretary came back, Tang Feng and the others could know what was going on outside without going out.

"Why do you say that?"

Lin Yu had just washed her hair with Tang Feng's help, and now she was sitting on the eaves waiting for her hair to dry.

Tang Amo sighed, "My brother is almost eighteen this year, as I remember well, and his talent and appearance are all top-notch in the village, but he was dragged to the present by his aunt."

That's right, the average elder brother can marry when he is fifteen to seventeen, of course Lin Yu is an exception, but people like Wen Qing really shouldn't procrastinate.

"What are you worrying about, the Wen family is not in a hurry, so don't be in a hurry."

Holding a dry handkerchief in his hand, Tang Feng walked behind Lin Yu and wiped his wet hair.

"Fu Lang, your hair is black, long and thick."

Tang Feng picked up Lin Yu's black hair and praised.

Lin Yu:......

Is he thinking wrong?Why did he feel that Tang Feng's words had a deep meaning?

dong dong dong dong.

"Ah Tang."

"Yo, it must be the suit that I entrusted to you, Zhang Ah, to do."

Tang Amo hurriedly dropped the things in her hands and opened the door.

Zhang Lei outside the door looked at Tang Amo who opened the door with a smile and said, "This is the safe suit made by my Amo, let me bring it to you."

Tang Amo happily took it over, "It's really hard for you, I sent it here in person, and if I have something to do in the future, I will yell directly at the gate of your courtyard, and we can all hear it."

"It's okay, it's not far away, then I'm leaving."

"Okay, go slowly, thank you for me."

Tang Ama took the things and closed the courtyard door happily.

"What suit?"

Tang Feng was puzzled while washing the handkerchief.

Tang Amo showed Lin Yu a handkerchief in the shape of a safety lock embroidered by Zhang Amo in her hand, and replied.

"Make a small pillow for Doudou. The old people often say that it is good for children to embroider a safety lock on it, but there are fewer and fewer people who know how to do this. That day when the big guys chatted together, I mentioned it. Your grandma Zhang said he would, so I begged with the cheek, Xiao Yu, I am not good at embroidery, can you see this embroidery method?"

Lin Yu pondered for a while, "Yes, but you must practice."

Tang Amo's eyes were all smiling, look at the husband he found for Tang Feng, how capable.

night.

"I went to have a look at the crops, and estimated that it will be ready in half a month."

Father Tang's face was full of joy. Compared with previous years, this year's harvest was the best. Even after paying the grain tax, it was enough for a few of them to survive the whole winter.

"My father said to let him know when the time is confirmed, and he will come to help."

Lin Yu took a sip of the soup and said.

"My in-laws are very strong, and with his help, we can harvest the crops in at most two days."

Lin's father is indeed a good worker. On the day when Lin Zhuang got married, Tang Feng saw that Lin's father was carrying two large tables and borrowed them from other people's houses. At that time, he thought about the reason why his husband was so good at working, and said Maybe it's like Father Lin.

"Why don't we collect it for our in-laws first, and it doesn't matter if we are a little later. The day for our in-laws to plant rice seedlings is ahead of us."

Amo Tang laughed.

"Okay, I'll go tell my in-laws after dinner, this soup is good."

Father Tang praised the soup after drinking it in one gulp.

"It's boiled with honey fat fruit." Tang Ama replied.

"Of course I know it's boiled with honey butter fruit, but it's definitely not the kind of flavor that your craftsmanship can make." Father Tang said desperately.

Honey fat fruit is a very common fruit of Shengyu Dynasty. It can turn white when used to make soup and has a refreshing taste. It is most suitable for making soup in summer.

Tang Feng and Lin Yu were eating their own food, not participating in the two of them.

"When did you go east?"

There are only a few honey butter fruits in the east of the village. They are very big and have many fruits. You only need one fruit to make soup, so even the big guys can't finish it.

Tang Amo rolled her eyes, but didn't answer.

Seeing him like this, Father Tang didn't know why, "Are you going to see the kitty again?"

Tang Ama likes cats. The Wang family in the east of the village has a big tabby cat. Not long ago, she gave birth to a kitten. Tang Ama ran there when she had nothing to do. As for why she didn’t keep it, it was because Tang Ama liked cats, but But he doesn't like cats that have grown up, so if any cat in the village has a cub, he will join in the fun.

"Why don't we raise a dog? I heard from Zhang Amo that their relative's dog is the kind that doesn't grow up. It is docile but caring for the family. It just gave birth to a litter of puppies recently, and they are very well-behaved." Lin Yu said.

"Really? And a dog that doesn't grow up?"

This is the first time Tang Ah has heard of a dog that doesn't grow up.

Tang's father snorted, "It's not that he doesn't grow up, it's that even when he grows up, he's only a little big. Do you understand?"

"Shut up!" You will know how to spoil people's happiness!

"Now your month is so old, let's raise the child after it is born."

Tang Feng said after thinking about it.

"Okay, okay, by the way, I'll go to Zhang's house to inquire and find out what kind of dog it is."

Tang Ah's interest was still relatively high, even though Tang's father was beside him with either eyebrows or eyes, it still didn't affect his mood.

One day, just after school, Tang Feng ran into the clerk standing outside the school.

"Our village also has a school."

The clerk laughed.

"That's right, the children don't have to go to other villages anymore."

The document really lost a lot of weight, and Tang Feng could see that his clothes were empty and blown by the wind.

The clerk looked at Tang Feng with a little embarrassment on his face. Tang Feng knew that he had something to say at a glance, "Why don't you go to the school?"

There is a room in the school where several of their masters sit. There are things on the three tables. Tang Feng's table is very clean, except for a pot of bluegrass.

After the two sat down, the clerk spoke.

"I don't know if I still have the opportunity to teach with everyone?"

Tang Feng was taken aback. When Tang's father went to invite the clerk, the Wen family declined because he wanted to be admitted.

"The candidates for the exam haven't been announced yet, you?"

The secretary smiled bitterly, "If I don't go out, I don't know how much weight I have. I have to think about it for a few more years."

The author has something to say: "Who is cool? "

Tang Feng and the others were having a physiology class, and the male teacher asked after finishing his lecture: "Students, if you have anything you don't understand, you can ask the teacher."

At this moment, Wu Zhu raised his hand.

Question: "Teacher, can men and men have sex together?"

Asked this question in the boys' school, the male teacher still said blankly, "Of course."

Wu Zhu was excited, and then asked, "During the Zuoai, is the man on the top more comfortable? Or the man on the bottom is more comfortable?"

As soon as this question came out, the whole class was boiling, but Tang Feng in the corner was still dozing off.

The male teacher asked everyone to calm down, walked to Tang Feng's side, and pushed him. Lin Yu was "unwell" today and rested in the dormitory.

Tang Feng was woken up by the push, and the male teacher signaled him to stand up, "You come and answer that classmate's question."

Tang Feng looked at Wu Zhu, and Wu Zhu repeated the question.

Tang Feng thought for a while and said, "You pick your nose with your hands, is it better for your nose? Or is it better for your hands?"

The students in the class and Wu Zhu: .....this...why... I really want to pick and feel it... which one is better?

∩_∩I ask you, how many people want to pick their noses now.

(Little theater adapted from Joke)