Kaiyang
Chapter 40 The Great Sports Meeting (2) (Revised) (1)
"Is the teacher on duty here?" Su Yu pretended that he couldn't see the group of people in the hall, raised his hand, and said in a steady tone, "We want to sign up for the competition."
Ao Ji retreated slowly with no expression on his face, and was grabbed by Jiang Yi desperately. The two were in a stalemate. Liang Zi kicked a Confucian scholar who was fighting with her, and jumped up the steps with a sword in his hand. Halfway through, suddenly Turn around and run away.
"Stop." Gu Yan said in a deep voice.
In an instant, everyone inside and outside the hall stopped moving.
"Master?" Su Yu shook just right.
"This is the apprentice you accepted?" The stalwart man standing on Gu Yan's right hand sneered, the third eye on his forehead was closed tightly, and a half-person-high thin dog squatted at his feet, "The cultivation base is not very good. So, this kind of ruthlessness should be passed on to you."
Fortunately, Yang Jian's third eye was closed, otherwise he would definitely die in this hall today.
Su Yu took back the blood-stained Immortal Binding Lock, wrapped it round and round, and returned it to Jiang Yi behind him, tilting his head and asking softly, "What's going on?"
Jiang Yi: "..."
"The one who spoke just now is Erlang God Yang Jian, this year's chief referee... Before you threw those two trash in, they should have a meeting to discuss this year's process." Jiang Yi finished speaking in a low voice, pushing Su Yu and pulling Liang Zi, got the two reluctant faces to stand in the hall. Behind him, Ao Ji, Lu Wanqiu and Luo Tianqi also came in, and the six of them lined up with lowered eyebrows.
... If I had known this, I wouldn't have gotten up today even if I was killed.
Su Yu secretly sighed in his heart, Gu Yan frowned, and pointed at the two unconscious people on the ground.
"Who are these two people?"
Jiang Yi looked at the residents who were sitting at the conference table, who were still at a loss: "The Confucian Nangong Hehe's eldest grandson—"
"What did you say?!" A middle-aged man with a big belly and a barrel-like appearance suddenly jumped up from the chair in shock, roared, and rushed to the two of them. Blushing, walking towards Su Yu with beard blowing and staring eyes.
Seeing the wine barrel rolling towards Su Yu angrily, Taibai Jinxing, who had been silent before, hurriedly stopped him, and looked back at Su Yu: "Brother, don't be afraid, I'm here."
Su Yu was full of question marks, thinking when did I agree to be your younger brother?
"You made my apprentice like this?!" the Confucian patriarch roared angrily.
Liang Zi: "They were the first to—"
"Shut up!" Liang Rujing slapped the table, "If you don't learn well every day, you'll be hanging out with some people!"
The faces of the Dragon King and the head of the Mo family suddenly became very exciting.
"I won't shut it up!" Liang Zi roared back, staring at Cheng Zhengyuan, the head of Confucianism who was like a wine barrel, "The one who teases first is cheap! It was your two apprentices who came to provoke first, and if they failed to provoke, they were repaired like this , the skills are not as good as others, so you should be convinced! I advise you to take the apprentice back, teach him well, and then let him out to play!"
"The Water Moon Talisman near the Zaojun Pavilion must have recorded the process. If you don't believe me, Master Cheng, you can go and see for yourself." Lu Wanqiu stood beside Liang Zi, with a calm tone and a warm smile. It was the first time to use the Immortal Binding Lock, probably because I didn't know the power of the artifact, I didn't grasp the strength well, and I used it a bit harder... But Nangong He and Changsun Lesheng only suffered a little bit of flesh and blood. It's just a small discussion, so Sect Master Cheng doesn't need to get angry."
A person who has just established a foundation for a month can beat his two alchemy apprentices like this? !The Confucian patriarch, Cheng Zhengyuan, was filled with anger and was stuffed in his heart lightly by the two little girls. He was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, but he could only cover his chest and nod with shaking hands: "You, you, you, you..."
Liang Rujing raised her forehead. On the one hand, she hated Cheng Zhengyuan's thousand-year-old foot wrap for a long time. On the other hand, she and Su Yu had a bald-tailed and hair-plucking feud. Months of confinement, and then slowly settle accounts.
As soon as this idea was finished, Liang Rujing found himself speechless.
Gu Yan ignored Liang Rujing's shocked eyes, signed the last post, put down his pen, and walked towards Su Yu with a normal expression, stroking his still wet hair, "Did you just say you want to sign up?"
Su Yu froze for a moment, then nodded.
"Master Cui, please register." Gu Yan nodded to the manager who was sorting out the minutes of the meeting, explained Liang Rujing's words, held Su Yu's hand, and helped him across the threshold of Daizhi Hall.
Just leave? !Made my two apprentices like this, and just left so lightly? !
"No!" Cheng Zhengyuan glared at Cui Zhengshi, "As an education committee member, I prohibit them from participating!"
Gu Yan turned back, looked at Cheng Zhengyuan who was trembling with anger but did not dare to look directly at him, and smiled: "How about we make a bet?"
Cheng Zhengyuan was taken aback for a moment: "...what, what bet?"
"Today's incident, although my apprentice started it first, but your apprentices have to blame themselves. I won't quarrel with you. We will see who wins or loses in the competition. If the score of my apprentice's group is higher than that of the Confucianist group with the highest score, Just take the whole family and kneel down to apologize to the six of them."
Everyone was shocked, and Cheng Zhengyuan's face was distorted: "What if it's lower?"
"Then your wish will be fulfilled, let Chen Shuyi step down, and you will be the teaching director of Xianmen Shanhaiguan." Gu Yan said lightly.
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The Baozhu Pavilion is full of flowers, and the door is wide open.
Gu Yan first sent Su Yu back to Taoju, and then came to Chen Shuyi.
"What's that damn sour scholar talking about again?" Chen Shuyi slumped in his chair with a cup of tea, "How many more posts did he submit to impeach me?"
Gu Yan directly ignored this problem, and took a closer look at the desk full of documents, paper notes pasted all over the wall, proofs and a few photos.
One of the photos was taken on Children's Day. The background of the picture is a huge school banner and many colorful balloons. 13-year-old Su Yu is holding a small ice cream in one hand, and another hand that is bigger than him The more nervous and thinner children looked at the camera with fearful eyes.
"Is this Xiao Yuan who called when we were eating hot pot that day?" Gu Yan asked while holding up the photo.
Chen Shuyi nodded: "They have been classmates since childhood, but they are not in the same class...I have read all the materials, and there is no problem at all."
Gu Yan posted the photo back: "And then?"
"Then what? Didn't you hear that too? Uncle Yang Heng of the Shangqing School has known Su Yu since he was a child," Chen Shuyi said in a long voice. Xiao Su grew up under his nose, how could there be any problems?I've been checking here all afternoon, and I'm starving to death. "
Gu Yan nodded, looking at Chen Shuyi's cell phone.
Chen Shuyi: "?"
"Go and eat, I'm leaving first." Gu Yan turned around without stopping, and walked out of Baozhu Pavilion quickly. Just two steps away, Director Chen's angry roar came from behind.
"Gu Yan! How dare you bet your old lady's position with the foot wrap!!!"
Gu Yan smiled without any guilt, and rushed back to the bamboo forest.
When he returned to the bamboo hut, the brilliance of the setting sun was falling on the lake, the sky was crimson with clouds and mist, and the water surface was orange-yellow, sparkling.
After taking a shower, Su Yu lay down on the stone table under the peach blossom tree like a dead dog, clutching a white strip of cloth in his hand.
Ruined.
Su Yu sighed, tied the cloth strips over his eyes, and knelt down obediently.
"Master." Hearing the sound of footsteps coming towards him, Su Yu lowered his head, "I..."
"Nangong He and eldest grandson Lesheng are seriously injured, I'm afraid they will have to suspend school for a year, and they won't be able to come back next year." Gu Yan stretched out his hand to lift Su Yu's chin, "My dear apprentice, where did you learn how to use the Immortal Binding Lock? "
"...It's Jiang...Jiang Yi..."
"He taught you?"
Su Yu nodded: "I was wrong, I will never...!"
Without saying a word, Gu Yan took off the cloth strips from Su Yu's eyes, looked at the innocent and harmless face in his hand, knelt down, and slowly approached: "I ask Chen Shuyi to transfer all the information about you from birth to the present. Come out and check again."
Su Yu was startled, and when he broke free backwards, he was gently held by his neck and pulled back.
"Except for the disappearance at the age of 13 and the night in Kongtong Mountain, even she can't see anything unusual," Gu Yan carefully observed Su Yu's expression, looking at his trembling eyelashes, "But Liang Rujing Insist on thinking that you are the Red Eyed Ghost Lord."
For a moment, Su Yu felt the blood in his whole body was flowing backwards, his heart was pounding, and the pulse gate on his neck that Gu Yan was holding down felt an illusion-like pain.
Are you going to die?
Is today the day of my death?what to do?Does he know this?But if he knew, he would just hack me to death and hang it up, why bother to ask me?
Are you testing me?Should I take the opportunity to confess?
Su Yu closed his eyes, his mind was full of chaos, only Gu Yan's clear and indifferent voice was replayed over and over again.
"I'll only give you one chance." Gu Yan fondled Su Yu's reddened ear: "Su Yu, did you lie to me?"
Su Yu raised his right hand to swear to the sky, and said seriously: "I'll be struck by lightning if I lie to you."
Gu Yan looked at Su Yu carefully for a while, and finally couldn't hold on anymore. He took Su Yu into his arms and touched the top of his head.
Su Yu: "!!!"
kidding me? !
After being dazed for a while, Su Yu suddenly struggled like a furry rabbit, but in the end he was forced into Gu Yan's arms and stroked along his fur.
"I believe you." Gu Yan's voice came from the top of his head, and his arms tightened again. Su Yu was so strangled that he couldn't breathe, and the corners of his mouth twitched and limp in Gu Yan's warm embrace. The one who resisted was carried to the living room, placed on the sofa, and the cloth strips covering his eyes were fastened again.
"Are you hungry? I'll feed you next time?" Gu Yan pinched Su Yu's face, and was coldly avoided by his apprentice.
I don't feel like talking to you right now.
The more Su Yu thought about it, the more angry he became, his back drenched in cold sweat felt chills.
"Then what do you want to eat?" Gu Yan reached out to pinch the other cheek.
want to eat you!
Su Yu thought for a while, and decided not to make trouble with his stomach: "Eat, meat."
"Then let's have a barbecue in the yard tonight, and call everyone over to discuss how to practice, otherwise Chen Shuyi will murder all of us." Gu Yan let go, untied the belt with a slap, took off his shirt, He took off his trousers and underwear neatly and threw them aside.
Things happened too fast, Su Yu hadn't had time to close his eyes behind the silk belt, relying on the "perspective technique" that he used more and more proficiently in the past two days, Gu Yan's front face appeared in front of Su Yu again with perfect effect.
"I thought about it carefully on the way back as a teacher. There is only one method that can allow you to form alchemy before the sports meeting begins."
Su Yu's face turned pale.
Which, which method?
Gu Yan turned and walked into the bathroom, smiled and said, "Double cultivation."
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Five minutes later, Gu Yan rushed out of the bathroom and grabbed Su Yu who had slipped to the door, carried him on his shoulders into the bedroom on the second floor, threw him in the middle of the soft big bed, pressed one leg on the bed, and looked down at the crowd. Su Yu blushed.
For the third time, Su Yu, who was trying to crawl away with all four limbs, pinched his waist and dragged back. Gu Yan pressed the panting little apprentice on the bed with one hand and couldn't move, and brushed away the messy hair on Su Yu's face with the other hand , looking obsessively at the eyebrows and eyes covered by cloth strips, fingers along the bridge of the nose, sliding down over the lips, and then following the arc of the chin to the earlobe, gently twisting the ears.
Gu Yan's whole body was overwhelmed by the great sense of satisfaction.
"Master, Master?"
The crunchy, numb feeling spread from the pinched place, crawling all over his body along his back, Su Yu shuddered, grabbed Gu Yan's wrist, trying to stop his movement.
"I, I, I... I was wrong..."
"Huh?" Gu Yan stopped her hands kindly, "What's wrong?"
"...?"
Where am I going wrong?
Su Yu tried hard to find the answer from his messy head.
"Say 'everything is wrong'." Gu Yan shifted his target and began to pull Su Yu's belt, taking off his thin coat in two or three strokes.
"...Where, everything is wrong!" Su Yu gave up thinking, his whole body shook, and he felt the thick and powerful spiritual power pouring in continuously. After turning around in the dantian, it spread along the meridians of the whole body. To the dantian, after such a cycle, the spiritual power gradually condensed into a very small silver light spot.
Groups of white lights exploded in Su Yu's mind, and Gu Yan's clear breath filled his breath.
"What if I make another mistake?" Gu Yan asked.
"..." Su Yu was at a loss.
"Do whatever Master says, and say it quickly."
After being hit on the buttocks, Su Yu was startled, and immediately repeated in a low voice: "Master said, do whatever you want..."
"good."
After being kissed on the forehead, Su Yu huddled into a ball in the messy bedding, his dantian was hot, he opened his eyes quietly, and found that Gu Yan had already put on his clothes.
That's the end of it? !
Su Yu clamped his legs tightly and was stunned for a moment.
"What's the matter?" Gu Yan stretched out his hand to hold Su Yu's chin, and looked at his shocked and aggrieved expression, "Ah, I'm joking with you... You don't think I really want to do something to you, do you?"
Su Yu almost took a breath away.
"I found out that you have plotted against me from the very beginning. Why are you always looking at me when you are fine? Huh? See how handsome Master is?" Gu Yan lifted Su Yu's chin with his index finger, "Say, how long have you liked me?" gone?"
Su Yu: "???"
Gu Yan: "..."
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore." Gu Yan got up suddenly, turned around and went downstairs, "I'll cook, you can clean up yourself and come down."
Su Yu breathed a sigh of relief, completely limp on the bed, his heart pounding.
You can still smell the faint scent left by Gu Yan in your nose, and a strange feeling spreads in your chest.
do i like him
Su Yu frowned deeply.
I like him?
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The light-colored marble was brushed with a thin layer of oil, and the fat and thin pork belly was evenly spread on it, and gradually turned golden yellow with the sound of "呲味味啦".
Jiang Yi cut the roasted pork belly into small pieces and set aside, picked up the mushrooms and a large slice of beef and spread them on the freshly roasted lard, and the aroma immediately overflowed.
A huge marble slab was erected in the backyard of Taoju. Under the slab, there was a small jar of three-flavored real fire, the size of a head of garlic. The fresh beef and mutton from Zaojunge were piled up on the ice tray and piled up with vegetables and fruits. on the shelf.
"Get out of here to study after eating!" Chen Shuyi held the third altar of Red Star Erguotou from 82, and shouted at the six people who were eating happily.
"Get into trouble if you don't watch it all afternoon! If you fight, fight well, why bet on my mother's position!"
"It's that disgusting old man Cheng Zhengyuan, bah! You shouldn't have let that trash in!"
The peach blossoms on their heads were shaken off by Director Chen's voice again. Luo Tianqi, Ao Ji, Yang Zi and Lu Wanqiu looked as usual, peeling garlic and eating meat at the same time.Master Lianchi sat beside Jiang Yi, circled a small stone slab and roasted carrots, onions and steamed buns by himself, and chanted the mantra for the fresh beef and fresh mutton on the ice while eating.
"Can I get you a chicken leg?" Lianchi took out a chicken leg from a shelf full of food and handed it to Jiang Yi, "I've cast a spell on it."
The corner of Jiang Yi's mouth twitched: "...Just take care of yourself."
Director Chen held the meat in one hand and the wine in the other, and was still chanting non-stop. Su Yu sighed, rarely having any appetite, and rubbing the furry paws of the cat shopkeeper in his arms comfortingly, feeling healed.
The shopkeeper cat lay down on his back: "Meow~"
"Open your mouth."
Gu Yan glared at the cat shopkeeper, lifted Su Yu's chin and stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth, looking at the apprentice who was wilted like an eggplant beaten by frost, felt a little distressed, and then began to reflect on his behavior just now .
I seem to be impulsive... I'm too aggressive, this won't work, what if I ignore me in the future?
"Is it delicious?" Gu Yan wiped Su Yu's mouth and picked up a watermelon ball.
Su Yu opened his mouth obediently, and put the watermelon ball in his mouth. He couldn't taste anything, and eating was like chewing a piece of paper.
In the afternoon, you shouldn't be impulsive. You have endured it for two months. What can you do if you endure it for a few more days? Now I almost reveal my secrets, and I have to participate in that shitty competition... The only gain is a A silver pill the size of a fingernail.
But I am a soul refiner, what is the use of silver pills if I want them?After returning to Wanmo Nest, I have to find a Taoist priest to find a way to disperse the silver pills, and the runes on the back of my hand are also a big trouble... Ah, I really want to go home...
Su Yu had mixed feelings in his heart, and turned the cat shopkeeper over and over in his hands. He couldn't eat any more, so he simply left the dining table and went for a walk to tease the koi.
Jiang Yi and Lianchi on the side looked at each other and remained silent.
Gu Yan licked the roasted carrots for a while by himself, and said with a gloomy voice: "Jiang Yi, do you know how to fall in love?"
Jiang Yi shook his hand and almost threw the meat into the grass, "...Me?"
What's happening here?Looking for relationship advice?You two have been on the show for a month, don't you think it's a bit late to find love counseling at this time? !
"If you want to pursue someone well, what should you do?" Gu Yan asked with a frown.
"Boss, I really don't know how to fall in love," Jiang Yi said very sincerely, "And according to the Basic Law, the Heavenly Court has been strictly controlling this. Have you forgotten that Shanhaiguan has a business that specializes in beating mandarin ducks? By you The mandarin ducks that have fought can be lined up from Nantianmen to Beitianmen..."
"It's better to ask me than to ask him," Lianchi suddenly reached out to cover Jiang Yi's mouth, and smiled at Gu Yan whose face was getting more and more gloomy, "It's not difficult to chase someone, the first step is to send flowers, the second The first step is to date, the third step is to confess, and if the confession is accepted, it is a success."
Gu Yan raised his eyebrows in surprise. He didn't expect that Lianchi, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, knows how to fall in love. He was about to ask him how to send flowers and what kind of flowers to send, but Chen Shuyi, who was playing drunkenly with Lu Wanqiu and the others, suddenly stood up. Get up, wave your arms, and shout excitedly: "Here we come! It's finally here!"
"What's coming?" Liang Zi spat out the chicken wings in her mouth in fright.
Chen Shuyi hugged the wine jar and smiled: "I specially invited a tutor for you."
As soon as Chen Shuyi finished speaking, a faint light group appeared on the way up the mountain.
Lianchi felt a familiar and powerful aura, smiled, put down the roasted matsutake in his hand, picked up lotus wine and poured it into the wine cup in front of the empty seat by the table.
The ball of light walked slowly in front of everyone, picked up the wine cup and took a sip.
"Delicious."
The light dissipated, and a man with a peaceful and stable face smiled.
Who is this?
Su Yu had had enough of teasing the koi, and went back to the table to have fun. After seeing everyone except Chen Shuyi and Lianchi blanked for a while, he couldn't help poking Gu Yan.
"Don't move around." Gu Yan pulled Su Yu to his mouth and sat down.
"Watch, watch..." Liang Zi trembled her lips, "Watch..."
The man put down the wine cup in his hand, and nodded to Lianchi who got up solemnly and bowed to him: "How long have you cultivated?"
The corner of Lianchi's mouth sank, "I don't want to answer this question" was written all over his face, but he still had to bow his head and said, "No.90 IX."
"Soon, it's time for you to come back." The man glanced at Jiang Yi sideways, and Jiang Yi looked away.
Could it be that he is... If so, will he see through my identity?
Su Yu's whole body was agitated, and his palms were sweating nervously, but the man's gaze quietly slid past Su Yu, landed on Gu Yan, and tilted his head with a smile: "How is the benefactor?"
"Very good," Gu Yan clasped his hands together, "I'm sorry for your trouble, Master Guanyin."
Sure enough, it was Guanyin, Su Yu took a deep breath.
"Anyway, I'm fine staying in the West Paradise." Guanyin picked up a roasted green pepper, blew on it, and took a bite: "Why don't you come and help Xiaoyi."
"You are the best!" The drunken Chen Shuyi threw away the wine bottle, and rushed to Guanyin from behind, "I will leave these bastards to you! Make sure they get the first place in the second round! Otherwise, I will educate you The position of department director can't be kept... our Xianmen's education career is over!"
All the people present had black lines on their faces, Guanyin smiled and said, "Don't you just stay here because you don't want to go to the West Heaven Putuo Palace?"
"Well... a little, a little," Chen Shuyi burped, and turned to Su Yu and the other six who were eating meat, "Let's go and study."
Su Yu was taken aback, he hadn't finished dinner yet!
However, the six of them were forced to put down their chopsticks under the gentle and peaceful eyes of Master Guanyin. Chen Shuyi and Gu Yan went on to hold a meeting that was interrupted by Su Yu and others today. Before leaving, Chen Shuyi looked back without any trace .
Master Guanyin picked up the filled wine cup and nodded slightly in the night wind blowing peach blossoms.
Not a counterfeit.
Chen Shuyi finally breathed a sigh of relief.
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Ten minutes later, Su Yu and the others held the textbook as high as the hill in front of them, looked at the densely written double-layer blackboard, and found that the gentle smile and peaceful eyes were all deceptive!
Master Guanyin held a black wooden pointer and pointed to the portrait of Zhao Yiyang hanging on the blackboard: "Who is this?"
This is the child of someone else's family in the legend of the world of cultivating immortals.
Ao Ji, Liang Zi, and Luo Tianqi huddled around their desks and didn't want to talk. Lu Wanqiu didn't have as much study pressure as them: "This is the most famous student of Confucianism in recent years. He formed alchemy at the age of three and learned all the swords in the sect at the age of six." Magic formation, mastered the Confucian classics at the age of ten, and was able to go alone to the barren land on the edge of Shanhaiguan to subdue spirits and monsters at the age of 12. In the same year, he entered the fairy gate. In the past six years, except this year, he has been ranked first every year. This year, he looks very good-looking. .”
"Ah?" Liang Zi said disdainfully, "You like that kind of boy."
"He was the champion last time. Last time the team he led was a thousand points higher than No. 2." Guanyin picked up the chalk tip and flicked it, and Liang Zi's forehead suddenly got a lump. When Zhao Yiyang insists on selecting the top five students with the lowest grades in Confucianism to form a team with him."
He was only 13 years old at that time...is he already so conspicuous?It's not easy.
Su Yu raised his eyebrows in surprise, facing the sea of books and questions in front of him, he didn't feel any pressure at all.
He's "out of sight" now anyway.
"That's the kind of person you want to defeat." Master Guanyin's smile deepened, "It's hard, isn't it? How interesting."
The six people present suddenly had a bad feeling.
"So you can't let go of even a little chance to score, especially the part that starts to review tonight, the first round of competition: common sense quiz. The five of you should be familiar with this part before you enter the fairy gate. Let's start Recite, I have brought you all the real questions from the last 50 years. And you, little student Su Yu, I know you can’t see it,” Guanyin fished out of his sleeve and took out an ipod, “I took the last 50 years All the exam questions related to common sense in the world have been recorded as mp3 for you this year, so start listening."
Su Yu: "..."
"Come on," Master Guanyin looked down at his watch, "After an hour, the spot check will start. Every time you answer a wrong question, the stool under your buttocks will shrink a circle. If you make too many mistakes, the stool will be lost. Just keep walking."
Four hours later, five of the six figures pried open the door of Zaojun Pavilion tremblingly with their legs shaking.
"I'm hungry, woohoo," Ao Ji dragged his two unruly legs across the threshold, moving towards the back kitchen, "legs hurt, woohoo."
"Be careful, this is the door..." Jiang Yi turned around to look at Su Yu, but Su Yu still bumped into the door frame in the darkness.
The dim light line is a problem on the one hand, and the other is because it is really impossible to control the direction.
"Jiang Yi, you, how can you be right..." Lu Wanqiu and Liang Zi supported each other and walked through the gate, "I can't believe it, you actually know the function of Chi Chi's meat..."
Jiang Yi supported Su Yu, and said with a helpless smile, "If you were like me and had passed many entrance exams when you were young, you would know about it."
"There's nothing to eat!" Luo Tianqi collapsed at the door of the back kitchen, looking desperately at the empty refrigerator opened by Ao Ji.
"Impossible!" Liang Zi gritted her teeth and said, "It must have been hidden!"
So, Su Yu was put aside, and the other five hungry wolves searched for a full 10 minutes, maintaining the attitude of prying up the land.
Still nothing to eat.
It seems the chefs have stepped up their defenses.
All the celestial pills in Su Yu's mouth melted away, and the silver pill in the dantian slowly turned, a gentle warm current flowed through the whole body, and the fatigue and pain were relieved by more than half.
No wonder the world loves cultivating immortals, this feeling is really good.
Just as he was thinking about getting up to help Jiang Yi and the others find something to eat, Su Yu suddenly felt a slight fluctuation in the air. Turning his head, he found an almost imperceptible light emitting from the corner of the stove. Walking over, he found a light blue A small translucent sphere of light is trying to squeeze itself into the gap.
Su Yu tilted his head: "..."
Little Light Ball: "Hey?"
"I'm going to die, woo woo," Liang Zi threw herself on the floor of the hall, "Can't I surrender..."
Ao Ji and Luo Tianqi were panting like cows, and they were about to start prying the floor tiles——
"Look what I found!" Su Yu yelled loudly, turned the corner, and ran over happily, the light ball in his hand swayed from side to side, his fleshy body spilled out from between his fingers, shaking with fright Shaking back and forth, there were still tears in the corners of his eyes that were about to fall.
Little ball of light: "Chirp?"
"What is this?" Su Yu swallowed, "Can I eat it?"
The little ball of light froze all over its body: "Hey—?!"
Jiang Yi and the other five looked at the blown ball dreamily, and Liang Zi couldn't help crying with joy: "Is this the one I thought?"
Su Yu: "Huh?"
Twenty minutes later, everyone bowed their heads reverently to the fish roe bibimbap in front of them.
"I didn't expect the legend of the Kitchen God to be true," Su Yu said with tears in his eyes, "It's really delicious."
The little light ball proudly took off the apron, straightened up, and stroked the beard that didn't exist in the air.
Not far away, Gu Yan, who was squatting in the corner, raised the corners of his mouth, and looked seriously at Su Yu's not-so-elegant eating. Chen Shuyi, who was squatting beside him, looked at the idiot face of his once cold boss, as if his whole heart had been ripped out. Take out and fry on both sides in a pan.
Should I tell him?
Chen Shuyi's heart was crying silently.
No... If Gu Yan can't accept this fact, he will be gone. Even the Buddha can't stop Bai Ze and Jade Emperor from hacking me to death...
But I can call them both over to deal with this matter!
A light bulb instantly lit up above Chen Shuyi's head.
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Although Master Guanyin's intensive training made each day feel like a whole year, the start of the sports meeting came as scheduled.
"Want something?"
In Taojuli of Biluotian, after getting up and having breakfast, Gu Yan lowered his head to fasten Su Yu's belt.
Su Yu: "Huh?"
"I said," Gu Yan looked down at Su Yu's face, the tip of his nose almost touching Su Yu's brow, "If you win, do you have any rewards you want?"
Su Yu looked at Gu Yan's face at a close distance, his whole mind was occupied by this person, and he couldn't think of anything.
"Okay then," Gu Yan moved closer and tied the ribbon on the back of Su Yu's neck, "If you win, I'll promise you one thing, and you can ask whatever you want."
Gu Yan approached Su Yu's reddened ear, and said softly, "I will do anything for you."
So, Su Yu came to the arena in such a dizzy state, and came to the stage in a daze, the bustling audience, the referees and hosts next to him, other contestants...everyone was overwhelmed in his feeling. Excluded, only Gu Yan's voice is left in the ear.
will do anything...
What if I want you?
A bold idea gradually took shape in Su Yu's heart.
What if I want you to drop it all and take me with you?
will you come with me
The host finished his speech, the referee stand blew the whistle, Su Yu raised his head, and a casual smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
I want to win.
Gu Yan, look, I must win.
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Cui Zhangshi is a little old roe deer spirit.
In the early years before the founding of the People's Republic of China, more than 200 years were leisurely spent in the deep mountains and old forests on the northeast frontier. During the first census, he was found out by the way, brought back to Xianmen, and received a public office.
This work lasted for 63 years, and it hardened a young roe deer into a veteran cadre's style of painting.Recalling the days when he ran freely in the forest, Cui Zhangshi, who was sitting behind the host stage, was full of nostalgia in his heart.
So why would I look back when someone called my name?
Cui Zhangshi did not sigh, moved the microphone from his mouth, unscrewed the lid of the teacup and took a sip.
On the arena, team member No. [-]: "You idiot!"
Team No. [-] member: "You're an idiot!"
Member of Team No. [-]: "Your family are idiots! I was the first to grab this question!"
All the members of Team No. [-] were underage Qilins. The entire Qilin family sitting in the audience rolled up their arms and sleeves and stood up collectively, causing an uproar.
Director Cui put down his teacup calmly, and said flatly, "Otherwise, you all go down."
The noisy members of the two teams immediately shut up, and there was silence on and off the stage. Director Cui glanced at the host's screen: "Please answer the questions from the team members of No. [-]."
"The name of this strange beast is Guanguan. Putting its feathers on its body will not confuse people." Jiang Yi finished speaking neatly, and with a bang, the scoreboard of No. 150 team jumped again, showing Exactly [-] points.
Directly opposite, the scoreboard of Team No. 88 showed 16 points. Except for Zhao Yiyang and Bo Fu from the [-]th-grade freshman class, all four players had black faces.
The first round of knowledge quiz consisted of [-] questions. The attributes of the questions were divided into common sense of the world, common sense of mountains and seas, and common sense of spells. There were ten teams on the stage, and each team had a responding device. The team that presses the button gets the chance to answer the question, no points will be deducted for wrong answers, and the second team that presses the button will make up the answer.
The game has been going on since the morning, and there are still four questions left. The current situation on the stage is that Su Yu's six people represent the No. [-] team of the Shangqing faction, temporarily ranking first, and Zhao Yiyang's No. [-] team has been defeated since the beginning of the game The points were under pressure, and they had never surpassed the tenth team, and the remaining eight teams were basically playing soy sauce.
Lu Wanqiu smiled and shook the answering machine in the hands of the team members who were in charge of pressing the answering button. As the well-known reformed crazy junior junior sister in the Momen, Lu Wanqiu was in peak form today, with quick hands and brains, and he simply dominated the audience.
Liang Zi: "I didn't expect them to be so good!"
That's right, Su Yu took a deep breath, controlled his slightly trembling hands, noticed Zhao Yiyang's probing gaze looking over here, and deliberately raised the corner of his mouth.
In the original battle plan, the best situation is to suppress Zhao Yiyang by ten points.Because the second round of the competition lasted twelve hours, the scope of the venue was team battles in all areas in Xianmen, and the scores of the first round of the competition directly determined the starting order of the teams in the second round of the competition, starting with one point difference. The time is delayed by 3 minutes.
As long as we can start ahead of Zhao Yiyang, we will win.
The gazes of Su Yu and Zhao Yiyang collided in the air.
The two smiled at each other.One is downhearted, and the other is triumphant with high fighting spirit.
The six members of Su Yu from the Shangqing faction looked like they had been spat with chicken blood, all of them red-eyed, leaning forward while holding the table, vowing to fight the Confucian sect opposite to the end.
"Now we are going to the last three questions," Director Cui leisurely turned to the last question card. "The difficulty is a little bit more difficult. Please listen to the questions carefully. Question 290, common sense in the world, may I ask you about the theory of socialism with Chinese characteristics?" What is the process of formation? Briefly explain the answer and start answering.”
The members of the other teams were taken aback, Lu Wanqiu let go of the answering device, Cui in charge: "Team ten answer the question."
Su Yu got up to answer. One minute later, the scoreboard next to him flicked, 1 points.
"Question 290 of [-], common sense in the world," Cui Zhangshi said in a toneless voice.
Ao Ji retreated slowly with no expression on his face, and was grabbed by Jiang Yi desperately. The two were in a stalemate. Liang Zi kicked a Confucian scholar who was fighting with her, and jumped up the steps with a sword in his hand. Halfway through, suddenly Turn around and run away.
"Stop." Gu Yan said in a deep voice.
In an instant, everyone inside and outside the hall stopped moving.
"Master?" Su Yu shook just right.
"This is the apprentice you accepted?" The stalwart man standing on Gu Yan's right hand sneered, the third eye on his forehead was closed tightly, and a half-person-high thin dog squatted at his feet, "The cultivation base is not very good. So, this kind of ruthlessness should be passed on to you."
Fortunately, Yang Jian's third eye was closed, otherwise he would definitely die in this hall today.
Su Yu took back the blood-stained Immortal Binding Lock, wrapped it round and round, and returned it to Jiang Yi behind him, tilting his head and asking softly, "What's going on?"
Jiang Yi: "..."
"The one who spoke just now is Erlang God Yang Jian, this year's chief referee... Before you threw those two trash in, they should have a meeting to discuss this year's process." Jiang Yi finished speaking in a low voice, pushing Su Yu and pulling Liang Zi, got the two reluctant faces to stand in the hall. Behind him, Ao Ji, Lu Wanqiu and Luo Tianqi also came in, and the six of them lined up with lowered eyebrows.
... If I had known this, I wouldn't have gotten up today even if I was killed.
Su Yu secretly sighed in his heart, Gu Yan frowned, and pointed at the two unconscious people on the ground.
"Who are these two people?"
Jiang Yi looked at the residents who were sitting at the conference table, who were still at a loss: "The Confucian Nangong Hehe's eldest grandson—"
"What did you say?!" A middle-aged man with a big belly and a barrel-like appearance suddenly jumped up from the chair in shock, roared, and rushed to the two of them. Blushing, walking towards Su Yu with beard blowing and staring eyes.
Seeing the wine barrel rolling towards Su Yu angrily, Taibai Jinxing, who had been silent before, hurriedly stopped him, and looked back at Su Yu: "Brother, don't be afraid, I'm here."
Su Yu was full of question marks, thinking when did I agree to be your younger brother?
"You made my apprentice like this?!" the Confucian patriarch roared angrily.
Liang Zi: "They were the first to—"
"Shut up!" Liang Rujing slapped the table, "If you don't learn well every day, you'll be hanging out with some people!"
The faces of the Dragon King and the head of the Mo family suddenly became very exciting.
"I won't shut it up!" Liang Zi roared back, staring at Cheng Zhengyuan, the head of Confucianism who was like a wine barrel, "The one who teases first is cheap! It was your two apprentices who came to provoke first, and if they failed to provoke, they were repaired like this , the skills are not as good as others, so you should be convinced! I advise you to take the apprentice back, teach him well, and then let him out to play!"
"The Water Moon Talisman near the Zaojun Pavilion must have recorded the process. If you don't believe me, Master Cheng, you can go and see for yourself." Lu Wanqiu stood beside Liang Zi, with a calm tone and a warm smile. It was the first time to use the Immortal Binding Lock, probably because I didn't know the power of the artifact, I didn't grasp the strength well, and I used it a bit harder... But Nangong He and Changsun Lesheng only suffered a little bit of flesh and blood. It's just a small discussion, so Sect Master Cheng doesn't need to get angry."
A person who has just established a foundation for a month can beat his two alchemy apprentices like this? !The Confucian patriarch, Cheng Zhengyuan, was filled with anger and was stuffed in his heart lightly by the two little girls. He was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, but he could only cover his chest and nod with shaking hands: "You, you, you, you..."
Liang Rujing raised her forehead. On the one hand, she hated Cheng Zhengyuan's thousand-year-old foot wrap for a long time. On the other hand, she and Su Yu had a bald-tailed and hair-plucking feud. Months of confinement, and then slowly settle accounts.
As soon as this idea was finished, Liang Rujing found himself speechless.
Gu Yan ignored Liang Rujing's shocked eyes, signed the last post, put down his pen, and walked towards Su Yu with a normal expression, stroking his still wet hair, "Did you just say you want to sign up?"
Su Yu froze for a moment, then nodded.
"Master Cui, please register." Gu Yan nodded to the manager who was sorting out the minutes of the meeting, explained Liang Rujing's words, held Su Yu's hand, and helped him across the threshold of Daizhi Hall.
Just leave? !Made my two apprentices like this, and just left so lightly? !
"No!" Cheng Zhengyuan glared at Cui Zhengshi, "As an education committee member, I prohibit them from participating!"
Gu Yan turned back, looked at Cheng Zhengyuan who was trembling with anger but did not dare to look directly at him, and smiled: "How about we make a bet?"
Cheng Zhengyuan was taken aback for a moment: "...what, what bet?"
"Today's incident, although my apprentice started it first, but your apprentices have to blame themselves. I won't quarrel with you. We will see who wins or loses in the competition. If the score of my apprentice's group is higher than that of the Confucianist group with the highest score, Just take the whole family and kneel down to apologize to the six of them."
Everyone was shocked, and Cheng Zhengyuan's face was distorted: "What if it's lower?"
"Then your wish will be fulfilled, let Chen Shuyi step down, and you will be the teaching director of Xianmen Shanhaiguan." Gu Yan said lightly.
·
The Baozhu Pavilion is full of flowers, and the door is wide open.
Gu Yan first sent Su Yu back to Taoju, and then came to Chen Shuyi.
"What's that damn sour scholar talking about again?" Chen Shuyi slumped in his chair with a cup of tea, "How many more posts did he submit to impeach me?"
Gu Yan directly ignored this problem, and took a closer look at the desk full of documents, paper notes pasted all over the wall, proofs and a few photos.
One of the photos was taken on Children's Day. The background of the picture is a huge school banner and many colorful balloons. 13-year-old Su Yu is holding a small ice cream in one hand, and another hand that is bigger than him The more nervous and thinner children looked at the camera with fearful eyes.
"Is this Xiao Yuan who called when we were eating hot pot that day?" Gu Yan asked while holding up the photo.
Chen Shuyi nodded: "They have been classmates since childhood, but they are not in the same class...I have read all the materials, and there is no problem at all."
Gu Yan posted the photo back: "And then?"
"Then what? Didn't you hear that too? Uncle Yang Heng of the Shangqing School has known Su Yu since he was a child," Chen Shuyi said in a long voice. Xiao Su grew up under his nose, how could there be any problems?I've been checking here all afternoon, and I'm starving to death. "
Gu Yan nodded, looking at Chen Shuyi's cell phone.
Chen Shuyi: "?"
"Go and eat, I'm leaving first." Gu Yan turned around without stopping, and walked out of Baozhu Pavilion quickly. Just two steps away, Director Chen's angry roar came from behind.
"Gu Yan! How dare you bet your old lady's position with the foot wrap!!!"
Gu Yan smiled without any guilt, and rushed back to the bamboo forest.
When he returned to the bamboo hut, the brilliance of the setting sun was falling on the lake, the sky was crimson with clouds and mist, and the water surface was orange-yellow, sparkling.
After taking a shower, Su Yu lay down on the stone table under the peach blossom tree like a dead dog, clutching a white strip of cloth in his hand.
Ruined.
Su Yu sighed, tied the cloth strips over his eyes, and knelt down obediently.
"Master." Hearing the sound of footsteps coming towards him, Su Yu lowered his head, "I..."
"Nangong He and eldest grandson Lesheng are seriously injured, I'm afraid they will have to suspend school for a year, and they won't be able to come back next year." Gu Yan stretched out his hand to lift Su Yu's chin, "My dear apprentice, where did you learn how to use the Immortal Binding Lock? "
"...It's Jiang...Jiang Yi..."
"He taught you?"
Su Yu nodded: "I was wrong, I will never...!"
Without saying a word, Gu Yan took off the cloth strips from Su Yu's eyes, looked at the innocent and harmless face in his hand, knelt down, and slowly approached: "I ask Chen Shuyi to transfer all the information about you from birth to the present. Come out and check again."
Su Yu was startled, and when he broke free backwards, he was gently held by his neck and pulled back.
"Except for the disappearance at the age of 13 and the night in Kongtong Mountain, even she can't see anything unusual," Gu Yan carefully observed Su Yu's expression, looking at his trembling eyelashes, "But Liang Rujing Insist on thinking that you are the Red Eyed Ghost Lord."
For a moment, Su Yu felt the blood in his whole body was flowing backwards, his heart was pounding, and the pulse gate on his neck that Gu Yan was holding down felt an illusion-like pain.
Are you going to die?
Is today the day of my death?what to do?Does he know this?But if he knew, he would just hack me to death and hang it up, why bother to ask me?
Are you testing me?Should I take the opportunity to confess?
Su Yu closed his eyes, his mind was full of chaos, only Gu Yan's clear and indifferent voice was replayed over and over again.
"I'll only give you one chance." Gu Yan fondled Su Yu's reddened ear: "Su Yu, did you lie to me?"
Su Yu raised his right hand to swear to the sky, and said seriously: "I'll be struck by lightning if I lie to you."
Gu Yan looked at Su Yu carefully for a while, and finally couldn't hold on anymore. He took Su Yu into his arms and touched the top of his head.
Su Yu: "!!!"
kidding me? !
After being dazed for a while, Su Yu suddenly struggled like a furry rabbit, but in the end he was forced into Gu Yan's arms and stroked along his fur.
"I believe you." Gu Yan's voice came from the top of his head, and his arms tightened again. Su Yu was so strangled that he couldn't breathe, and the corners of his mouth twitched and limp in Gu Yan's warm embrace. The one who resisted was carried to the living room, placed on the sofa, and the cloth strips covering his eyes were fastened again.
"Are you hungry? I'll feed you next time?" Gu Yan pinched Su Yu's face, and was coldly avoided by his apprentice.
I don't feel like talking to you right now.
The more Su Yu thought about it, the more angry he became, his back drenched in cold sweat felt chills.
"Then what do you want to eat?" Gu Yan reached out to pinch the other cheek.
want to eat you!
Su Yu thought for a while, and decided not to make trouble with his stomach: "Eat, meat."
"Then let's have a barbecue in the yard tonight, and call everyone over to discuss how to practice, otherwise Chen Shuyi will murder all of us." Gu Yan let go, untied the belt with a slap, took off his shirt, He took off his trousers and underwear neatly and threw them aside.
Things happened too fast, Su Yu hadn't had time to close his eyes behind the silk belt, relying on the "perspective technique" that he used more and more proficiently in the past two days, Gu Yan's front face appeared in front of Su Yu again with perfect effect.
"I thought about it carefully on the way back as a teacher. There is only one method that can allow you to form alchemy before the sports meeting begins."
Su Yu's face turned pale.
Which, which method?
Gu Yan turned and walked into the bathroom, smiled and said, "Double cultivation."
·
Five minutes later, Gu Yan rushed out of the bathroom and grabbed Su Yu who had slipped to the door, carried him on his shoulders into the bedroom on the second floor, threw him in the middle of the soft big bed, pressed one leg on the bed, and looked down at the crowd. Su Yu blushed.
For the third time, Su Yu, who was trying to crawl away with all four limbs, pinched his waist and dragged back. Gu Yan pressed the panting little apprentice on the bed with one hand and couldn't move, and brushed away the messy hair on Su Yu's face with the other hand , looking obsessively at the eyebrows and eyes covered by cloth strips, fingers along the bridge of the nose, sliding down over the lips, and then following the arc of the chin to the earlobe, gently twisting the ears.
Gu Yan's whole body was overwhelmed by the great sense of satisfaction.
"Master, Master?"
The crunchy, numb feeling spread from the pinched place, crawling all over his body along his back, Su Yu shuddered, grabbed Gu Yan's wrist, trying to stop his movement.
"I, I, I... I was wrong..."
"Huh?" Gu Yan stopped her hands kindly, "What's wrong?"
"...?"
Where am I going wrong?
Su Yu tried hard to find the answer from his messy head.
"Say 'everything is wrong'." Gu Yan shifted his target and began to pull Su Yu's belt, taking off his thin coat in two or three strokes.
"...Where, everything is wrong!" Su Yu gave up thinking, his whole body shook, and he felt the thick and powerful spiritual power pouring in continuously. After turning around in the dantian, it spread along the meridians of the whole body. To the dantian, after such a cycle, the spiritual power gradually condensed into a very small silver light spot.
Groups of white lights exploded in Su Yu's mind, and Gu Yan's clear breath filled his breath.
"What if I make another mistake?" Gu Yan asked.
"..." Su Yu was at a loss.
"Do whatever Master says, and say it quickly."
After being hit on the buttocks, Su Yu was startled, and immediately repeated in a low voice: "Master said, do whatever you want..."
"good."
After being kissed on the forehead, Su Yu huddled into a ball in the messy bedding, his dantian was hot, he opened his eyes quietly, and found that Gu Yan had already put on his clothes.
That's the end of it? !
Su Yu clamped his legs tightly and was stunned for a moment.
"What's the matter?" Gu Yan stretched out his hand to hold Su Yu's chin, and looked at his shocked and aggrieved expression, "Ah, I'm joking with you... You don't think I really want to do something to you, do you?"
Su Yu almost took a breath away.
"I found out that you have plotted against me from the very beginning. Why are you always looking at me when you are fine? Huh? See how handsome Master is?" Gu Yan lifted Su Yu's chin with his index finger, "Say, how long have you liked me?" gone?"
Su Yu: "???"
Gu Yan: "..."
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore." Gu Yan got up suddenly, turned around and went downstairs, "I'll cook, you can clean up yourself and come down."
Su Yu breathed a sigh of relief, completely limp on the bed, his heart pounding.
You can still smell the faint scent left by Gu Yan in your nose, and a strange feeling spreads in your chest.
do i like him
Su Yu frowned deeply.
I like him?
·
The light-colored marble was brushed with a thin layer of oil, and the fat and thin pork belly was evenly spread on it, and gradually turned golden yellow with the sound of "呲味味啦".
Jiang Yi cut the roasted pork belly into small pieces and set aside, picked up the mushrooms and a large slice of beef and spread them on the freshly roasted lard, and the aroma immediately overflowed.
A huge marble slab was erected in the backyard of Taoju. Under the slab, there was a small jar of three-flavored real fire, the size of a head of garlic. The fresh beef and mutton from Zaojunge were piled up on the ice tray and piled up with vegetables and fruits. on the shelf.
"Get out of here to study after eating!" Chen Shuyi held the third altar of Red Star Erguotou from 82, and shouted at the six people who were eating happily.
"Get into trouble if you don't watch it all afternoon! If you fight, fight well, why bet on my mother's position!"
"It's that disgusting old man Cheng Zhengyuan, bah! You shouldn't have let that trash in!"
The peach blossoms on their heads were shaken off by Director Chen's voice again. Luo Tianqi, Ao Ji, Yang Zi and Lu Wanqiu looked as usual, peeling garlic and eating meat at the same time.Master Lianchi sat beside Jiang Yi, circled a small stone slab and roasted carrots, onions and steamed buns by himself, and chanted the mantra for the fresh beef and fresh mutton on the ice while eating.
"Can I get you a chicken leg?" Lianchi took out a chicken leg from a shelf full of food and handed it to Jiang Yi, "I've cast a spell on it."
The corner of Jiang Yi's mouth twitched: "...Just take care of yourself."
Director Chen held the meat in one hand and the wine in the other, and was still chanting non-stop. Su Yu sighed, rarely having any appetite, and rubbing the furry paws of the cat shopkeeper in his arms comfortingly, feeling healed.
The shopkeeper cat lay down on his back: "Meow~"
"Open your mouth."
Gu Yan glared at the cat shopkeeper, lifted Su Yu's chin and stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth, looking at the apprentice who was wilted like an eggplant beaten by frost, felt a little distressed, and then began to reflect on his behavior just now .
I seem to be impulsive... I'm too aggressive, this won't work, what if I ignore me in the future?
"Is it delicious?" Gu Yan wiped Su Yu's mouth and picked up a watermelon ball.
Su Yu opened his mouth obediently, and put the watermelon ball in his mouth. He couldn't taste anything, and eating was like chewing a piece of paper.
In the afternoon, you shouldn't be impulsive. You have endured it for two months. What can you do if you endure it for a few more days? Now I almost reveal my secrets, and I have to participate in that shitty competition... The only gain is a A silver pill the size of a fingernail.
But I am a soul refiner, what is the use of silver pills if I want them?After returning to Wanmo Nest, I have to find a Taoist priest to find a way to disperse the silver pills, and the runes on the back of my hand are also a big trouble... Ah, I really want to go home...
Su Yu had mixed feelings in his heart, and turned the cat shopkeeper over and over in his hands. He couldn't eat any more, so he simply left the dining table and went for a walk to tease the koi.
Jiang Yi and Lianchi on the side looked at each other and remained silent.
Gu Yan licked the roasted carrots for a while by himself, and said with a gloomy voice: "Jiang Yi, do you know how to fall in love?"
Jiang Yi shook his hand and almost threw the meat into the grass, "...Me?"
What's happening here?Looking for relationship advice?You two have been on the show for a month, don't you think it's a bit late to find love counseling at this time? !
"If you want to pursue someone well, what should you do?" Gu Yan asked with a frown.
"Boss, I really don't know how to fall in love," Jiang Yi said very sincerely, "And according to the Basic Law, the Heavenly Court has been strictly controlling this. Have you forgotten that Shanhaiguan has a business that specializes in beating mandarin ducks? By you The mandarin ducks that have fought can be lined up from Nantianmen to Beitianmen..."
"It's better to ask me than to ask him," Lianchi suddenly reached out to cover Jiang Yi's mouth, and smiled at Gu Yan whose face was getting more and more gloomy, "It's not difficult to chase someone, the first step is to send flowers, the second The first step is to date, the third step is to confess, and if the confession is accepted, it is a success."
Gu Yan raised his eyebrows in surprise. He didn't expect that Lianchi, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, knows how to fall in love. He was about to ask him how to send flowers and what kind of flowers to send, but Chen Shuyi, who was playing drunkenly with Lu Wanqiu and the others, suddenly stood up. Get up, wave your arms, and shout excitedly: "Here we come! It's finally here!"
"What's coming?" Liang Zi spat out the chicken wings in her mouth in fright.
Chen Shuyi hugged the wine jar and smiled: "I specially invited a tutor for you."
As soon as Chen Shuyi finished speaking, a faint light group appeared on the way up the mountain.
Lianchi felt a familiar and powerful aura, smiled, put down the roasted matsutake in his hand, picked up lotus wine and poured it into the wine cup in front of the empty seat by the table.
The ball of light walked slowly in front of everyone, picked up the wine cup and took a sip.
"Delicious."
The light dissipated, and a man with a peaceful and stable face smiled.
Who is this?
Su Yu had had enough of teasing the koi, and went back to the table to have fun. After seeing everyone except Chen Shuyi and Lianchi blanked for a while, he couldn't help poking Gu Yan.
"Don't move around." Gu Yan pulled Su Yu to his mouth and sat down.
"Watch, watch..." Liang Zi trembled her lips, "Watch..."
The man put down the wine cup in his hand, and nodded to Lianchi who got up solemnly and bowed to him: "How long have you cultivated?"
The corner of Lianchi's mouth sank, "I don't want to answer this question" was written all over his face, but he still had to bow his head and said, "No.90 IX."
"Soon, it's time for you to come back." The man glanced at Jiang Yi sideways, and Jiang Yi looked away.
Could it be that he is... If so, will he see through my identity?
Su Yu's whole body was agitated, and his palms were sweating nervously, but the man's gaze quietly slid past Su Yu, landed on Gu Yan, and tilted his head with a smile: "How is the benefactor?"
"Very good," Gu Yan clasped his hands together, "I'm sorry for your trouble, Master Guanyin."
Sure enough, it was Guanyin, Su Yu took a deep breath.
"Anyway, I'm fine staying in the West Paradise." Guanyin picked up a roasted green pepper, blew on it, and took a bite: "Why don't you come and help Xiaoyi."
"You are the best!" The drunken Chen Shuyi threw away the wine bottle, and rushed to Guanyin from behind, "I will leave these bastards to you! Make sure they get the first place in the second round! Otherwise, I will educate you The position of department director can't be kept... our Xianmen's education career is over!"
All the people present had black lines on their faces, Guanyin smiled and said, "Don't you just stay here because you don't want to go to the West Heaven Putuo Palace?"
"Well... a little, a little," Chen Shuyi burped, and turned to Su Yu and the other six who were eating meat, "Let's go and study."
Su Yu was taken aback, he hadn't finished dinner yet!
However, the six of them were forced to put down their chopsticks under the gentle and peaceful eyes of Master Guanyin. Chen Shuyi and Gu Yan went on to hold a meeting that was interrupted by Su Yu and others today. Before leaving, Chen Shuyi looked back without any trace .
Master Guanyin picked up the filled wine cup and nodded slightly in the night wind blowing peach blossoms.
Not a counterfeit.
Chen Shuyi finally breathed a sigh of relief.
·
Ten minutes later, Su Yu and the others held the textbook as high as the hill in front of them, looked at the densely written double-layer blackboard, and found that the gentle smile and peaceful eyes were all deceptive!
Master Guanyin held a black wooden pointer and pointed to the portrait of Zhao Yiyang hanging on the blackboard: "Who is this?"
This is the child of someone else's family in the legend of the world of cultivating immortals.
Ao Ji, Liang Zi, and Luo Tianqi huddled around their desks and didn't want to talk. Lu Wanqiu didn't have as much study pressure as them: "This is the most famous student of Confucianism in recent years. He formed alchemy at the age of three and learned all the swords in the sect at the age of six." Magic formation, mastered the Confucian classics at the age of ten, and was able to go alone to the barren land on the edge of Shanhaiguan to subdue spirits and monsters at the age of 12. In the same year, he entered the fairy gate. In the past six years, except this year, he has been ranked first every year. This year, he looks very good-looking. .”
"Ah?" Liang Zi said disdainfully, "You like that kind of boy."
"He was the champion last time. Last time the team he led was a thousand points higher than No. 2." Guanyin picked up the chalk tip and flicked it, and Liang Zi's forehead suddenly got a lump. When Zhao Yiyang insists on selecting the top five students with the lowest grades in Confucianism to form a team with him."
He was only 13 years old at that time...is he already so conspicuous?It's not easy.
Su Yu raised his eyebrows in surprise, facing the sea of books and questions in front of him, he didn't feel any pressure at all.
He's "out of sight" now anyway.
"That's the kind of person you want to defeat." Master Guanyin's smile deepened, "It's hard, isn't it? How interesting."
The six people present suddenly had a bad feeling.
"So you can't let go of even a little chance to score, especially the part that starts to review tonight, the first round of competition: common sense quiz. The five of you should be familiar with this part before you enter the fairy gate. Let's start Recite, I have brought you all the real questions from the last 50 years. And you, little student Su Yu, I know you can’t see it,” Guanyin fished out of his sleeve and took out an ipod, “I took the last 50 years All the exam questions related to common sense in the world have been recorded as mp3 for you this year, so start listening."
Su Yu: "..."
"Come on," Master Guanyin looked down at his watch, "After an hour, the spot check will start. Every time you answer a wrong question, the stool under your buttocks will shrink a circle. If you make too many mistakes, the stool will be lost. Just keep walking."
Four hours later, five of the six figures pried open the door of Zaojun Pavilion tremblingly with their legs shaking.
"I'm hungry, woohoo," Ao Ji dragged his two unruly legs across the threshold, moving towards the back kitchen, "legs hurt, woohoo."
"Be careful, this is the door..." Jiang Yi turned around to look at Su Yu, but Su Yu still bumped into the door frame in the darkness.
The dim light line is a problem on the one hand, and the other is because it is really impossible to control the direction.
"Jiang Yi, you, how can you be right..." Lu Wanqiu and Liang Zi supported each other and walked through the gate, "I can't believe it, you actually know the function of Chi Chi's meat..."
Jiang Yi supported Su Yu, and said with a helpless smile, "If you were like me and had passed many entrance exams when you were young, you would know about it."
"There's nothing to eat!" Luo Tianqi collapsed at the door of the back kitchen, looking desperately at the empty refrigerator opened by Ao Ji.
"Impossible!" Liang Zi gritted her teeth and said, "It must have been hidden!"
So, Su Yu was put aside, and the other five hungry wolves searched for a full 10 minutes, maintaining the attitude of prying up the land.
Still nothing to eat.
It seems the chefs have stepped up their defenses.
All the celestial pills in Su Yu's mouth melted away, and the silver pill in the dantian slowly turned, a gentle warm current flowed through the whole body, and the fatigue and pain were relieved by more than half.
No wonder the world loves cultivating immortals, this feeling is really good.
Just as he was thinking about getting up to help Jiang Yi and the others find something to eat, Su Yu suddenly felt a slight fluctuation in the air. Turning his head, he found an almost imperceptible light emitting from the corner of the stove. Walking over, he found a light blue A small translucent sphere of light is trying to squeeze itself into the gap.
Su Yu tilted his head: "..."
Little Light Ball: "Hey?"
"I'm going to die, woo woo," Liang Zi threw herself on the floor of the hall, "Can't I surrender..."
Ao Ji and Luo Tianqi were panting like cows, and they were about to start prying the floor tiles——
"Look what I found!" Su Yu yelled loudly, turned the corner, and ran over happily, the light ball in his hand swayed from side to side, his fleshy body spilled out from between his fingers, shaking with fright Shaking back and forth, there were still tears in the corners of his eyes that were about to fall.
Little ball of light: "Chirp?"
"What is this?" Su Yu swallowed, "Can I eat it?"
The little ball of light froze all over its body: "Hey—?!"
Jiang Yi and the other five looked at the blown ball dreamily, and Liang Zi couldn't help crying with joy: "Is this the one I thought?"
Su Yu: "Huh?"
Twenty minutes later, everyone bowed their heads reverently to the fish roe bibimbap in front of them.
"I didn't expect the legend of the Kitchen God to be true," Su Yu said with tears in his eyes, "It's really delicious."
The little light ball proudly took off the apron, straightened up, and stroked the beard that didn't exist in the air.
Not far away, Gu Yan, who was squatting in the corner, raised the corners of his mouth, and looked seriously at Su Yu's not-so-elegant eating. Chen Shuyi, who was squatting beside him, looked at the idiot face of his once cold boss, as if his whole heart had been ripped out. Take out and fry on both sides in a pan.
Should I tell him?
Chen Shuyi's heart was crying silently.
No... If Gu Yan can't accept this fact, he will be gone. Even the Buddha can't stop Bai Ze and Jade Emperor from hacking me to death...
But I can call them both over to deal with this matter!
A light bulb instantly lit up above Chen Shuyi's head.
·
Although Master Guanyin's intensive training made each day feel like a whole year, the start of the sports meeting came as scheduled.
"Want something?"
In Taojuli of Biluotian, after getting up and having breakfast, Gu Yan lowered his head to fasten Su Yu's belt.
Su Yu: "Huh?"
"I said," Gu Yan looked down at Su Yu's face, the tip of his nose almost touching Su Yu's brow, "If you win, do you have any rewards you want?"
Su Yu looked at Gu Yan's face at a close distance, his whole mind was occupied by this person, and he couldn't think of anything.
"Okay then," Gu Yan moved closer and tied the ribbon on the back of Su Yu's neck, "If you win, I'll promise you one thing, and you can ask whatever you want."
Gu Yan approached Su Yu's reddened ear, and said softly, "I will do anything for you."
So, Su Yu came to the arena in such a dizzy state, and came to the stage in a daze, the bustling audience, the referees and hosts next to him, other contestants...everyone was overwhelmed in his feeling. Excluded, only Gu Yan's voice is left in the ear.
will do anything...
What if I want you?
A bold idea gradually took shape in Su Yu's heart.
What if I want you to drop it all and take me with you?
will you come with me
The host finished his speech, the referee stand blew the whistle, Su Yu raised his head, and a casual smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
I want to win.
Gu Yan, look, I must win.
·
Cui Zhangshi is a little old roe deer spirit.
In the early years before the founding of the People's Republic of China, more than 200 years were leisurely spent in the deep mountains and old forests on the northeast frontier. During the first census, he was found out by the way, brought back to Xianmen, and received a public office.
This work lasted for 63 years, and it hardened a young roe deer into a veteran cadre's style of painting.Recalling the days when he ran freely in the forest, Cui Zhangshi, who was sitting behind the host stage, was full of nostalgia in his heart.
So why would I look back when someone called my name?
Cui Zhangshi did not sigh, moved the microphone from his mouth, unscrewed the lid of the teacup and took a sip.
On the arena, team member No. [-]: "You idiot!"
Team No. [-] member: "You're an idiot!"
Member of Team No. [-]: "Your family are idiots! I was the first to grab this question!"
All the members of Team No. [-] were underage Qilins. The entire Qilin family sitting in the audience rolled up their arms and sleeves and stood up collectively, causing an uproar.
Director Cui put down his teacup calmly, and said flatly, "Otherwise, you all go down."
The noisy members of the two teams immediately shut up, and there was silence on and off the stage. Director Cui glanced at the host's screen: "Please answer the questions from the team members of No. [-]."
"The name of this strange beast is Guanguan. Putting its feathers on its body will not confuse people." Jiang Yi finished speaking neatly, and with a bang, the scoreboard of No. 150 team jumped again, showing Exactly [-] points.
Directly opposite, the scoreboard of Team No. 88 showed 16 points. Except for Zhao Yiyang and Bo Fu from the [-]th-grade freshman class, all four players had black faces.
The first round of knowledge quiz consisted of [-] questions. The attributes of the questions were divided into common sense of the world, common sense of mountains and seas, and common sense of spells. There were ten teams on the stage, and each team had a responding device. The team that presses the button gets the chance to answer the question, no points will be deducted for wrong answers, and the second team that presses the button will make up the answer.
The game has been going on since the morning, and there are still four questions left. The current situation on the stage is that Su Yu's six people represent the No. [-] team of the Shangqing faction, temporarily ranking first, and Zhao Yiyang's No. [-] team has been defeated since the beginning of the game The points were under pressure, and they had never surpassed the tenth team, and the remaining eight teams were basically playing soy sauce.
Lu Wanqiu smiled and shook the answering machine in the hands of the team members who were in charge of pressing the answering button. As the well-known reformed crazy junior junior sister in the Momen, Lu Wanqiu was in peak form today, with quick hands and brains, and he simply dominated the audience.
Liang Zi: "I didn't expect them to be so good!"
That's right, Su Yu took a deep breath, controlled his slightly trembling hands, noticed Zhao Yiyang's probing gaze looking over here, and deliberately raised the corner of his mouth.
In the original battle plan, the best situation is to suppress Zhao Yiyang by ten points.Because the second round of the competition lasted twelve hours, the scope of the venue was team battles in all areas in Xianmen, and the scores of the first round of the competition directly determined the starting order of the teams in the second round of the competition, starting with one point difference. The time is delayed by 3 minutes.
As long as we can start ahead of Zhao Yiyang, we will win.
The gazes of Su Yu and Zhao Yiyang collided in the air.
The two smiled at each other.One is downhearted, and the other is triumphant with high fighting spirit.
The six members of Su Yu from the Shangqing faction looked like they had been spat with chicken blood, all of them red-eyed, leaning forward while holding the table, vowing to fight the Confucian sect opposite to the end.
"Now we are going to the last three questions," Director Cui leisurely turned to the last question card. "The difficulty is a little bit more difficult. Please listen to the questions carefully. Question 290, common sense in the world, may I ask you about the theory of socialism with Chinese characteristics?" What is the process of formation? Briefly explain the answer and start answering.”
The members of the other teams were taken aback, Lu Wanqiu let go of the answering device, Cui in charge: "Team ten answer the question."
Su Yu got up to answer. One minute later, the scoreboard next to him flicked, 1 points.
"Question 290 of [-], common sense in the world," Cui Zhangshi said in a toneless voice.
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