Kaiyang

As a demon cultivator, how unlucky can he be?

Su Yu printed out the receipt behind the cash register, found the change, and watched the customer go out with a skilled smile on his face.

In front of him, the nine-tailed fox that has grown its fifth tail is mopping the floor, and the thousand-year-old rabbit spirit is running around among the bookshelves holding a bunch of new books and arranging them neatly.A demon mirror disguised as a clock is hung directly above the gate, and all four walls, including the glass wall facing the street, are engraved with golden curses, and the flying and phoenix fonts are shining all the time.

Every hour, several law enforcement captains would walk in swaggeringly in military robes and report to the coffee shop on the second floor.

Su Yu narrowed his eyes, struggled to raise his heavy wrist and took a sip of tea, pressing down the devil energy in his body again.

This is his third day of "working" in this Shanhaiguan human liaison branch disguised as a bookstore.

At first, Su Yu thought that what awaited him would be several times of torture, asking him the exact location of the Ten Thousand Devils Nest. Unexpectedly, all the "people" here would regard him as an ordinary person, as if he was really a person looking for an internship. Same as juniors.

Wait... I was obviously kidnapped...

Su Yu's eyes were empty behind the cash register.

Why is this happening?

"Xiao Su, good afternoon, are you hungry? Would you like something to eat?" Chen Shuyi walked down from the coffee shop on the second floor, his brown curly hair gently draped over his shoulders, and his cultivation level, which was close to the stage of spiritual formation, had a strong aura.

Su Yu shook his hands, gritted his teeth and shook his head with a smile. When Chen Shuyi was far away, he found an excuse to rush into the bathroom on the first floor, closed the door, took out the last charm from his mustard bag, and pointed it with his fingers in cold sweat. Pointed lit.

The charm emitted a faint blue light, which slightly resisted the effect of a drop of the spell.

Su Yu took a breath, and carefully rolled up the cuff of his long-sleeved shirt. On the inside of his left arm, a black magic seal adhered to the skin like burnt leather, and dense and long bloodshot streaks extended outward from the edge. It was about to spread above the wrist.

If this continues, he is about to go berserk, and it's so sour to think about going berserk in the liaison branch where members of the Shanhaiguan Law Enforcement Brigade come and go anytime and anywhere.

Su Yu put down his sleeves, pasted the mute sign on the door, took a few deep breaths to signal that he should not panic, took out his phone and pressed the speed dial button, and closed his eyes nervously.

Three seconds later, the phone was picked up, and Xiao Yuan's voice appeared on the other end: "Hello?"

Su Yu let out a soft breath: "Help me ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Fuck!" Xiao Yuan jumped in shock, "You've been exposed? So fast?!"

"That's not yet," Su Yu replied feebly, leaning on the sink and slowly squatting down, "These psychopaths specially asked me for our school's phone number and internship application form yesterday, and helped me get the credits for the off-campus internship... …They either acted really well, or really thought I was just a mortal."

"You scared me to death," Xiao Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, "Don't be afraid, they won't see it, we will rescue you when we find a suitable opportunity, or you can find an opportunity to run outside."

"If I can run away by myself, do I still need to call you?" Su Yu said disgustedly, "As long as I get a little closer to the gate, they will block me back, and I have to pretend that I am well controlled by the magic spell, He works happily and doesn't want to run away at all, it's easy for me!"

Xiao Yuan: "I can't even rush? Where's your earth escape talisman?"

Speaking of this, Su Yu wanted to cry.

The earth escape talisman is a one-time space talisman. Its function is to teleport the person who uses the talisman to a specific location instantly, and it cannot be traced. The market price of a piece of talisman paper is [-] gold. , Demons and ghosts with a little ability will prepare one in the mustard bag with them, in case of emergency.

"Last time when Qingming went to Qishan with you to grab something, I used it up. I was in a hurry to go back to school and forgot to get a new one." Su Yu covered his eyes, wanting to slap himself to death.

Xiao Yuan was completely speechless: "You said that you are a devil, can you be a little self-conscious?! Then you don't bring the important escape talisman, and you can get caught even if you buy a bag of hot pot bottom ingredients in the supermarket. Isn’t it possible to laugh off all the big teeth in the whole of Huangquan? The weirdos in Shanhaiguan think you are a mortal now, if they find out in a few days that you are the famous ‘Ghost with Red Eyes’, what are you going to do?”

Su Yu smiled sadly: "I plan to wipe my neck with Taotie."

"You said why are you so unlucky, ah, let's start the pot, let's eat the meat," Xiao Yuan paused, and then asked, "Then do you understand why they insist on arresting you? ... Yes, Mr. Sweet Potato Put it, put it first, let's throw all the plates in, we have a lot of people..."

Su Yu held the phone in disbelief, and instantly exploded.

"Where do I know what this group of weird psychos are thinking?! You are too much! You are cooking hot pot behind my back! Lao Tzu's magic seal is starting to backfire, and you are not thinking about how to save me, but you are cooking hot pot?!"

"Hey, no, listen to me, if you don't come back, the little ghost king is so depressed that he's on strike. If you don't eat it, you'll go bad..."

"I don't care! Xiao Yuan! Let me tell you! Shanhaiguan will wipe out the entire city tonight! You also tell the Taoists and the Hanba King that if you don't want to rescue me, I will surrender to the enemy and lead the way!" Thinking of hot pot, Su Yu felt sour, and whimpered, "How many sheep are left? You beasts! It's all to celebrate my coming home for the summer vacation! Save some for me!"

"All right, all right! I'll keep it for you!" Xiao Yuan's voice came from a distance from the microphone, "Don't worry, you are our young man from the Ten Thousand Devils' Nest, we will definitely rescue you! Let's not talk anymore, Hold on baby, we'll start to figure out a way now, bye~"

The noisy voice on the phone suddenly stopped. Su Yu was stunned for a while, then stood up and shook his numb feet, fastened his cuffs, took a deep breath and pushed the door out.

·

Lunch is still the rare and rare fruit that Su Yu can't even pronounce the name. It tastes good and is good for cultivation, but if you have to be surrounded by various psychopaths every time, even if you eat the meal of the Jade Emperor, it will still be difficult to swallow.

"Not bad~ Xiaoqi and the others didn't lie to me, they are really good-looking." The young land god held a bowl of Malatang and leaned lazily on the door frame, "I think it's a good match, Jiang Yi, what do you think?" Woolen cloth?"

The black-haired young man sitting opposite Su Yu slightly rolled his eyes: "Can't you just sit down and have a good meal?"

"That can't be done." The little land god looked aggrieved, "You don't have tree stumps here, so I have no place to put a bowl."

"Then you can go home and eat." Jiang Yi said impatiently, pouring a cup of tea for Su Yu casually.

"Hey, hey, hey, you actually have the heart to drive me away..." The Land God started to cry holding the bowl.

The black-haired, fox-eyed young man frowned, looking like he really wanted to slap the noisy little god out, but in the end he didn't do it.

The promised gods are all elegant and indifferent, don't they eat fireworks?

Su Yu calmly inserted a mushroom-like thing with his chopsticks, and another piece of the Sanguan that had been shattered for the past few days fell off.

When this extremely long afternoon finally passed, Su Yu almost watched the sunset that finally appeared with tears in his eyes.

·

The entire sky was covered in blood red, the other half of the sky slowly darkened, and one after another golden flashes rose from the ground.

"It has already begun."

Shen Qing put down her phone and said to the person in front of her.Thrush stood obediently on his shoulder, looking down curiously at the huge monster-like city.

A complete demon-repelling and demon-eliminating formation just shrouded the entire city. Once activated, it would create a space completely separated from the present world, trapping all demons and ghosts inside.

"You said..." Gu Yan rubbed his chin and turned his head, "If that person dies in an accident tonight, will Master and Second Senior Brother let me go?"

Shen Qing was stunned for a moment, and thought carefully for a while: "Isn't it just to fall in love, and you still want people to die?"

"Then do you think falling in love is much better than dying?" Gu Yan asked back, counting with his fingers, "King Daji Zhou, Weaver Girl Cowherd, and Bai Suzhen from your teacher... Do you envy them? If you If you are envious, I will go to Yue Lao..."

"I'm not envious!" Shen Qing categorically refused, "Should Director Chen and Jiang Yi be transferred away? It just so happens that other places are a little short of manpower."

Gu Yan shook his head: "I'm just thinking about it, it's immoral to intentionally kill mortals.

"..."

Talk about being in love or not being in love, don't you just think about your heart that died after only seeing each other three times?

Shen Qing suppressed the spit that came to her throat, and kicked her boss off his sword in imagination.

·

"Seven o'clock on time, Taoist priests and candle dragons are going to destroy their barriers, and a hag with an earth escape talisman is waiting for you at the back door of the bookstore you mentioned, trying to find a way to come out on time."

At 59:30, Su Yu anxiously read the WeChat message sent by Xiao Yuan again, put away his phone, closed his eyes and waited quietly. After [-] seconds, there was a long and sharp sound that almost shattered the eardrums outside. The sound of dragon chants pierced through the air, and there were bursts of tremors on the ground and the sound of the barrier being torn apart in the distance.

Everyone in the bookstore except Su Yu's expression changed instantly.Chen Shuyi clicked his tongue softly, shook his hair and walked out the door. Before leaving, he turned his head and told Su Yu not to run around. After about 2 minutes, all the clerks in the bookstore left one after another.

Su Yu was taken aback, he didn't expect them to be so relieved of himself, and then his fingertips tingled with excitement, and his heart was pounding.After waiting for a while, he took out the trash bag that was half full in the trash can, pretended to be taking out the trash, and walked out the back door of the bookstore with it.

Countless silver lights flew by in the night sky, and flew towards the place where the candle dragon and the barrier were torn apart. The piercing and weird laughter of the Taoist priest seemed to be in his ears. Su Yu raised the corner of his mouth and threw the bag into the trash can , When he looked up again, there were strange footsteps in the alley.

Su Yu looked at the "Hanba" who came to meet him, and squinted dissatisfiedly.

The head with half of the skull missing, the green liquid dripping from the corner of the mouth, and the stench blowing towards the face, all the details show that this is at best a carrion that can bite people, and it is far from a real drought. Far.

King Hanba is a damned little guy.

Su Yu pursed his lips, and stood patiently where he was, watching the rotting corpse rush towards him with his bloody mouth open, as if he saw the free and unrestrained summer life embrace him with warm arms, every cell in his body They were all shaking with excitement, and their mood was flying to the extreme.

Suddenly, a breeze blew past Su Yu's ear, and a hand stretched out from behind Su Yu's ear, twisting a piece of yellow talisman paper between his fingers, and with a "snap", lightly pasted the huge and long front teeth of the carrion corpse.

That hand had distinct joints and long, slender fingers.

The pleasant smell of Hsinchu after the rain diffused in the warm night wind, completely surrounding him.The two were so close that Su Yu could feel the man's breathing from behind his ears.

Su Yu stared blankly at the bloodshot and rotten pupils of the rotting corpses, each one strange, all in a daze.