Kaiyang

"Little monk named Lianchi, I will teach you formations this semester. I'm sorry, I was rude just now."

The mage finally stopped laughing, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, folded his hands together and bowed.

Su Yu quickly clasped his hands together to return the salute, but before recovering from the shock, the post in his hand was suddenly taken away.Gu Yan took the post and brushed it on the pillar beside the pier, and a small boat slowly floated out of the mist.

Gu Yan: "Get on board."

No matter how you look at it, this boat can only seat two grown men.

Su Yu glanced at Jiang Yi as if asking for help. The horror of being thrown off the cliff this morning still lingered on his tailbone.

"You can't let Jiang Yi accompany me..."

"The social practice of first-year freshmen must be accompanied by an instructor or an employee of Shanhaiguan. Unfortunately, Secretary Jiang automatically terminated all work contracts after entering the school." Lianchi interrupted Su Yu with a kind smile on his face, "He is now Just like you, just a freshman, so he can't accompany you."

Su Yu looked back at Jiang Yi, and found that the latter also looked dazed and dull.

So Su Yu was inevitably dragged onto the boat again by the clothes strangling the back of his neck. While struggling, he looked back at the pier, and Jiang Yi, who was left alone to face Master Lianchi, was not strangled, but also The same face turned blue, so miserable.

I would rather go to the Hungry Ghost Road to clean up those disgusting lonely ghosts!

The boat sailed to the pier automatically along the current, Su Yu rubbed his neck and huddled in the corner of the boat, frowning at the post in his hand.

Helping the monster community to pay the property fee, water and electricity bills, inspecting the monster kindergarten... This is simply a warm-hearted activity in the community, and it is not at all the same as the imagined monastic life.

Do other people also have this kind of scattered, trivial and life-like tasks?Thinking of the scene of Linghu and Prince Long queuing up with a small passbook to help the old monster pay the electricity bill, Su Yu suddenly felt a little funny.

Gu Yan: "Sit still."

Su Yu raised his head in a daze, and the next second, waves suddenly surged on the originally calm water, and the boat was knocked aside by the huge dragon head that floated up, shaking it non-stop.

"Hey hey." Ying Long moved his head to the side of the boat curiously, and the huge dragon pupils kept approaching. Su Yu saw the dark green dragon soul and his own reflection in the depths of the dragon pupils, and held the side of the boat tightly, The hairs all over his body stood up in fright.

"Are you the new wife of the legendary fairy? It's so small, it doesn't have any spiritual power." Ying Long's huge body kept rolling on the water, and the sound was like a bell. Su Yu covered his ears and was almost shocked. Deaf, a hand stretched out from the side, grabbing Ying Long's beard and pulling it away.

"Go away," Gu Yan threw Yinglong's head aside in disgust, looked at the tearful dragon in pain, and said word by word: "Speech a few more words from your mouth, I, just, Pa, you, Ji, Pian, Lin."

Ying Long was stunned for a moment, leaving behind a series of cries of "嘤嘤嘤", turned around and ran away quickly.

Su Yu half-lyed in the boat, his scalp tingling.

It's so fierce and scary, can I change to a gentler master?It's okay to be a little less pretty...

The answer is no.

Gu Yan took the post and asked the clerk to stamp two stamps at the street passage in Ming Street, then turned around and waved to Su Yu, who was being watched by everyone in the distance.

Probably because Gu Yan's murderous aura was too strong, every time Su Yu approached, he felt as if he was about to suffocate. After hinting "I'm not afraid" several times in his heart, he walked over with the same hands and feet.

Then he was grabbed by the collar and slammed against the wall.

Su Yu closed his eyes, and the expected pain was delayed. A second later, the collar was loosened, the car horn sounded, and the noisy human voice entered his ears.

Compared with the method of entering Shanhaiguan, it is quite convenient to come out.

Su Yu opened his eyes and found that this was the nearest bus stop to the bookstore managed by Chen Shuyi.

Looking at the master who was standing aside with his arms folded and saying "it's none of my business", Su Yu consciously picked up his phone and started searching for the address of the first monster community on the post.It is not difficult to pay the utility bills, water and electricity bills, as long as you line up, it will be done in more than an hour. The real challenge is the kindergarten.

Looking at the puppies rolling in the muddy water all over the floor, Su Yu took a step back, looked at the wooden sign at the door, and read out word by word: "Grandma Snake Kindergarten..."

That's right, it's right here, with a dilapidated courtyard and a small earthen hut with four holes, the environment is worse than the Ten Thousand Devils Cave. Is there another place in the area under the jurisdiction of Shanhaiguan?

Am I really being tricked?Su Yu frowned, and was just about to go into the yard to catch a puppy demon for questioning, when an elderly snake demon "walked" out of the small earthen hut with a large bowl of dog food, and saw Su Yu and Gu Yan was stunned for a moment, and the wooden basin full of dog food in his hand fell to the ground with a bang, which attracted the attention of the puppies.

Suddenly, muddy water and dog food flew in the yard, and the old snake demon squeezed out from the crowd of puppy demons scrambling for food, and came to Su Yu. His snake-like vertical pupils sized him up carefully, and frowned suspiciously: "Are you ...Who are you? Are you here to collect protection money?"

"Cough, hello grandma, we are here to inspect, um, inspect..." Su Yu looked down at the post. The detailed explanation below this task is to monitor the kindergarten environment and school qualifications.

It's all broken like this, and it's a fart to monitor!Looks like it's closed down!

"Grandma," Su Yu put the post into the mustard bag, showed a perfect smile, and walked into the earthen house with the grandmother whose lower body maintained a snake shape, "Let's go in and talk."

Gu Yan followed the two into the yard. After looking around, he took out Ji Mie and thrust it into the ground, scaring a group of kids in the yard so that their dogs turned upside down. Less than half a second later, the land owner in this area Trembling got out.

Gu Yan: "What's going on?"

The Land Lord put down his crutches, raised his hands and plopped on the ground: "I say! I say everything!"

After listening to the narrations of the old snake demon and the land lord, Su Yu realized that this was originally a regular monster kindergarten, but since the adoption of abandoned young monsters, the normal source of students has become less and less, and some people even deliberately put them in the nursery school. The cubs I wanted were left here, and as time passed, all the teachers ran away, and then the headmaster also ran away, and the abandoned little monsters also ran away after they grew up a little bit, and finally there was only this old snake monster who was watching the gate left. , relying on meager funds to pull a group of youngsters who can't even speak in the yard.

Thinking of the domineering monster candidates encountered in Shanhaiguan, Su Yu sighed, monster students are so different, reincarnation is really a technical job, the little monsters here are so pitiful, even the dog in the big basin just now The food was stolen from the pet rescue center 800 meters away.

"Have all these underage monsters been registered? Do you have a certificate?" Gu Yan held the newly connected water pipe in his hand and looked coldly at the snake demon grandma who was sitting in a chair drinking tea.

Grandma Snake Demon smiled slightly: "I'm half buried in the ground, and I can't even change my legs. What if I didn't register?"

The land lord, who was working in the Dharma repair yard, huddled in a ball hearing the words, lest the high officials from the fairy gate notice him and charge him with dereliction of duty, then this life will really be in vain.

Su Yu sighed, carried a little dog demon into a large tub filled with hot water, poured the shower gel bought from the pet rescue center, and began to wash the dog, wipe the dog and dry the dog, but after two, the new clothes were already stained. Full of mud marks.

One, two, three, ... eight, nine, there are still ten left, Su Yu sits on the small bench panting, when will I finish washing them!

"Don't just stand there, young man." Grandma Snake Demon took a sip of tea and smiled slightly at Gu Yan who was standing aside, "There is still a bench in the room."

The land man who was repairing the house suddenly stumbled under his feet. Gu Yan was silent for a while, then went to the house to find a bench, sat next to Su Yu, and began to wash the dog.

As expected of an elderly monster, even a great monk who is connected to the god stage can control it.

Feeling refreshed, Su Yu casually picked up a little monster who was waiting in line to be washed. He looked down and was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect a raccoon to be mixed in among a bunch of puppies.

The little raccoon stretched out its little black paws, and let out a pitiful cry, tears quickly gathered in the corners of its eyes.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm not going to boil you." Su Yu fished the bewildered little raccoon out of the basin and hugged it into his arms to comfort him.

Gu Yan pressed a disobedient little dog into the basin, looked at Su Yu who was familiar with cleaning monsters, and frowned suspiciously: "Aren't you afraid?"

Scared?

Su Yu blinked blankly and honestly on the surface, but curled his lips in disdain in his heart: If I show my true face, they should be afraid of them!

"It's okay." Su Yu put the little raccoon down, scrubbed it gently, and gently pinched its muddy ear tips, "Although I know they are monsters, look, aren't they cute...and... ...!"

Su Yu froze, and almost stopped the brakes when the words came to his lips.

Too bad it's too late.

Gu Yan; "And?"

"Cough." Su Yu closed his eyes, thinking that I didn't want to say it, why didn't I say anything today.

Gu Yan: "And what?"

"And I also grew up in an orphanage when I was a child." Su Yu turned over the raccoon that was comfortably spread in his hand, "It's very similar to this place, and I still miss it."

The rocking chair of Grandma Snake Demon made creaking noises, and the Landlord quietly scratched the whites in the new house after building it.A row of pups wrapped in towels snored and dozed off on the clothesline.

Su Yu quickly rinsed the little raccoon in the basin, dried it with a towel, wrapped it up, and hung it on the clothesline, ignoring Gu Yan who had been watching him all the time.

"Then you," Gu Yan paused, "what are you going to do? You want to talk to Qing Yu Xianjun... are you going to find him?"

"How is it possible!" Su Yu said with a sneer, goosebumps all over his body, "I'm not perfect, and I don't believe in 'fate and destiny'. Besides, I have no idea about cultivating immortals and seeking Taoism." interest."

After finishing speaking, Su Yu scratched the little raccoon's chin: "Have you ever eaten little raccoon instant noodles? Huh? What's your taste?"

Gu Yan nodded in satisfaction, and continued to scrub the shivering puppies soaked in the basin, thinking about how to send Su Yu out of Shanhaiguan without Bai Ze knowing.

It's better to send him to a place where no one can find him, and release him after I'm dead.While Gu Yan was struggling to wash the dog, he was thinking in his heart. Four hours later, after washing more than a dozen unformed dog demons and a small raccoon, the master and apprentice returned to Ming Street when it was dark. Gu Yan took the mission stickers to the gate of the sub-district office to stamp, and Su Yu was drooling in front of the glutinous rice cake stall not far away.

White glutinous rice balls are wrapped under the fried light golden surface, and brown sugar and fine sweet bean powder are placed on the side. Many people and children line up in front of the stall.

Sensing someone approaching from behind, Su Yu took his hand out of his trouser pocket which didn't have a single copper plate, and stepped aside to make room, who knew that the person behind him actually moved with him.

"you……"

Su Yu turned around and looked up, the woman with exquisite makeup raised her hand high.

"Snapped!"

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