[Comprehensive] The right way to spoil the plot

On that sunny morning, there was a loud bang in the sky, and the Pippi Shrimp army appeared on the scene, destroying various buildings along the way, including the Uchiha family's cozy nest unfortunately.

At that time, Momoko Uchiha had just returned home after investigating the situation from the S.H.I.E.L.D. Bureau, when she saw a Pippi Shrimp wagging its head and tail passing by the roof of her house, and then its head was smashed by a group of fans.

Uchiha Momoko: ...that's amazing, my mother!

Uchiha Madara was still in a coma because Senju Hashirama was still in a coma, and it was inevitable that he was a lot more restrained when he moved his hands. At this time, he noticed that his daughter had returned home, pointed to the room where Senju Hashirama was located, and said, "Taozi, go and take care of your father. Let me clean up the polluted environment." While speaking, he waved his fan, and a Chitauri Pippi Shrimp who had no time to escape was smashed into a lump.

Momoko Uchiha withdrew the ninja knife in her hand, watching Uchiha Madara getting more and more excited, the depression that was forced to become a female body these days seemed to be swept away, and helplessly guarded the bedside of Senju Bashirama, He picked up a decorative dagger and threw it into the head of a Chitauri outside the window. The Chitauri, who claimed to be an advanced civilization and higher species, died without seeing who attacked him.

Uchiha Momoko touched Senju Hashirama's forehead, and was relieved to confirm that she had no other symptoms other than coma. She stretched out her hand and gently turned out Senju Hashirama's long hair that was under her body. But he heard the low whispers of the comatose person.

Uchiha Momoko leaned over: "Daddy, what are you talking about?"

"spot……."

Uchiha Madara, who was being talked about by someone, was killing all directions, and the Chitauri were driven out by him like rats crossing the street.

Chitauri A: "See that crazy woman with the iron fan, tell everyone to stay away from her!"

Chitauri B: "Got it, let me inform... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Chitauri B's head was smashed directly, and at the last moment before he died, he regretted why he wanted to Come join in the excitement of the earth.

This led to a very strange scene in the concentrated area of ​​Pippi Shrimp. A group of Chitauri fled forward regardless of their appearance. Even the fighting Avengers noticed this strange scene.

Natasha connected to her teammates with the idea of ​​sharing the director's worries: "Who is that woman? Is it possible to win her over to our side?"

Bucky: ...

Although he recognized who that person was, he didn't want to say a word!

After the whole thing was over, a video was circulated wildly on the Internet, which was the one Uchiha Momoko saw at X Academy. However, during that time, she had been busy getting the two fragments from SHIELD and naturally had no time for him. As for Uchiha Why doesn't Boban know?Senshou Zhuma was still in a coma, how could he have the mind to pay attention to these boring things?

After the Chitauri incident, although the Avengers were in the limelight for a while, they still failed to cover up the light of Uchiha Madara. The American people's crazy Aite S.H.I.E.L.D. tried to understand the true identity of the Asian Goddess of War that day.

After Tony Stark, Uchiha Madara swept the headlines of the entire American gossip newspaper by himself:

#我们还不知道的天堂的身份身# Attached picture: Uchiha Madara is holding a round fan, stepping on the head of a Qita Ruipipi shrimp, the afterglow of the setting sun shines on her body, adding a bit of height to her Cold loneliness.

#shock!According to the news, the goddess is already a famous flower with a master#Attachment: Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara are buying bras in underwear stores.

The bigger revelations are yet to come. According to those who are interested, the goddess once beat the evil god Loki, causing the latter to fall directly to the ground and howling, and a video is attached.

In the video, the woman in the long red dress knocked Loki down in two strokes, but it was obvious that her man was not so powerful, and she fainted from fright.

Tony Stark was holding several gossip newspapers in the Stark Tower, laughing up and down. Dr. Banner looked at a newspaper calmly, and it seemed that his mood was very stable. He coughed lightly to remind Tony to restrain himself, because the face of Miss Uchiha Momoko sitting on the sofa was getting uglier.

Tony put the newspaper he was reading on the sofa, and Uchiha Momoko saw the headlines printed in bold font size with sharp eyes:

The Goddess and her cowardly husband.

"I'm going to sue these newspapers for bankruptcy!" Momoko Uchiha violently grabbed the newspaper and tore it to pieces. She was busy with the shreds these days, and ended up with such a moth!

Tony also knows that Uchiha Momoko is definitely not talking about it. Several branches of the Stark Group have her shares. It's really not difficult for her, it's just...

Tony stacked a thick stack of newspapers that were conservatively estimated to be [-] centimeters thick on the table: "These are all reporting similar things, and you can just sue." If this matter can be resolved within two years, I will lose .

Worth!Uchiha Momoko had a ferocious face, and now that Daddy has woken up, if Papa, who was free, could see these reports, the picture would be too beautiful for her to imagine.

Ah, I seem to see the end of the world!

"All my friends tell me I should move on..." Momoko Uchiha picked up her mobile phone, and when she saw the name 'Senju Bashirama' clearly on it, she breathed a sigh of relief and pressed the green answer button.

"Taozi, where are you?" Senshou Zhujian's voice sounded the same as usual.

Momoko Uchiha looked at the newspaper on the coffee table, and suddenly wanted to laugh. She tried her best to keep her voice steady: "In Stark Tower, Father, are you okay?"

Qianju Zhujian said calmly: "It's okay, do you have time now?"

"Yes, yes, please order something!" The flattery in Uchiha Momoko's voice made the corner of Senjujuma's mouth twitch through the phone: "Then you go home now."

Momoko Uchiha picked up the backpack on the sofa, gestured goodbye to Tony and Bruce, and left.

Tony entered the lab again after Taozi left, and Bruce decided to catch up on a return sleep in order to maintain emotional stability.

On Tony's experimental table, a tall man was lying quietly. No one could tell from the outside that this was actually an artificial human. His blood was fused with mysterious materials from other planets, and his bones were far harder than Dozens of times that of a normal human being, and his appearance combined the best features of European and American men.

Now, he is asleep, but it seems that he can wake up at any time.

"Sir, you set me too high."

Tony was busy with the examination and daily tests of the newborn body, and casually replied, "Isn't that good?"

"If you set me a little shorter and stand next to me when the time comes, you can save a few layers of heightening insoles."

Tony: ...that's the most frustrating confession I've ever heard.

Why is he not touched at all now?

The moment Uchiha Momoko entered her yard, she saw an unknown object exuding a fascination under the flower stand.

"Father! My father! What's the matter with you?" Uchiha Momoko threw herself to Senju Hashirama's side, hugged his arm and asked with tears in her eyes in a standard TV drama tone.

Senju Bashirama raised his head, the expression on his face was identified by Uchiha Momoko as...excessively happy?

"Madara has returned to normal." Is this nothing, isn't it expected?

Qianshouzhu paused for three seconds, and continued to smile with fascination: "But..."

"Senju Hashirama!" Uchiha Madara's roar made the whole villa tremble, and Uchiha Momoko clearly saw a small wave rolling up in the center of the swimming pool.

Here, what's going on?Uchiha Madara was chasing and killing Senju Hashirama who was jumping up and down with a round fan. Senju Hashirama hid and shouted: "Madara, Momoko is still watching!" So leave me some image, okay?

Uchiha Madara sneered: "Has she seen less since she was a child?"

"Taozi, you're going to be an older sister!" Senju Zhuma evaded Uchiha Madara's attacks time and time again, and he simply broke his heart and told the whole story directly.

Uchiha Momoko:! ! ! !

So was he really born by Papa?She has always been very sure that she is the biological child of these two people. As for how it was born, she really doesn't know. Now it seems that it should really be born by Papa.

ten months later.

Well, that's right, she was really born by Papa, Uchiha Momoko took the baby in Senju Hashima's arms with a straight face.

The eldest son of Senju and the Uchiha family, who was just born and was named "Kazuhiko" by his fathers, is sleeping soundly. A small face has not yet grown up, light black lanugo is attached to the scalp, and small claws are curled up on both sides of the cheeks , the nose fluctuates slightly due to breathing, and the overall style of painting looks a bit different from when Uchiha Momoko was born.

Senshou Zhuma found that the eldest daughter had been silent since seeing her younger brother, thinking that she was silent because his younger brother was not as beautiful as imagined, so she cleared her voice and said, "The child was just born..." Not very pretty.

"Brother is so cute." Momoko Uchiha lowered his head and stared at Kazuhiko's long eyelashes, murmured.

Senjujuma: I almost forgot the attribute of younger brother control passed down by Uchiha's ancestors.

Momoko Uchiha suddenly looked up: "Daddy, are you using wood to escape chakra?"

Just as Senju Zhuma wanted to deny it, the whole sentence got stuck in his throat, and a vine climbed and grew rapidly on the window behind Uchiha Momoko, but within a few seconds it had grown to the point of being opaque.

"This chakra can't be... Kazuhiko's?" Uchiha Momoko's eyes widened. She hugged Kazuhiko as the closest person to him. If it wasn't her illusion, then Baby Kazuhiko should be in the In the dream, the wooden chakra was unconsciously used to give birth to the vines outside the window.

Senjujuma can be sure that this Chakra is not any of the three ninjas, and after eliminating all options, the remaining one is the correct answer no matter how outrageous it seems.

According to common sense, a one-and-a-half-year-old ninja like Uchiha Momoko who extracts chakra is an unheard of genius, not to mention that she was three years old when she awakened Mudun, but she can be born like Kazuhiko. Running Wood Chakra's...

Uchiha Momoko instantly felt like holding a little Godzilla in her arms!

Baby Kazuhiko shook his fist and yawned, as if feeling the sight of his relatives, he opened his squinted eyes little by little, and Uchiha Momoko's purple reincarnation eyes were reflected in the deep black.

"It's not the eyes of reincarnation." As expected, the eyes of reincarnation can be met but not sought after. It is a miracle given by God to see Uchiha Momoko's pair of reincarnation eyes.

Senju Zhuma told Uchiha Momoko to take good care of his younger brother, put aside the Chakra matter first, and then returned to the room to visit Uchiha Madara who was repairing his abdominal wound.

Uchiha Momoko covered his younger brother's little paws that were exposed outside the swaddle, and Baby Kazuhiko 'watched' her sister's every move with black eyes. His eyes flickered.

"Does this mean that I want to hug him? Kazuhiko?" Uchiha Momoko tried to hug her younger brother. At first, her movements were a little rusty. As she kept recalling Uchiha Fire Core's posture of taking care of the child, she hugged Kazuhiko. become proficient.

Kazuhiko got his wish and closed his eyelids soon after the hug, spit out a few transparent bubbles from his mouth, like a sleeping little angel, Uchiha Momoko's heart was completely melted at this moment, she He lowered his head and gently pressed his forehead against Kazuhiko's little head: "I swear by Uchiha Momoko's name, one day I will protect my brother well." Although you may be so strong that you don't need me as a sister anymore, but in Until you grow up, I will protect you.

After a long time, Uchiha Momoko burst into tears, what kind of little angel is this, she is simply a demon among demons!

PS: Due to the special reason of Uchiha Madara's body, the Internet was temporarily disconnected, so only Uchiha Momoko and Senju Hashirama, who was followed by paparazzi after going out, knew about the "War God Incident" and "War God's Cowardly Husband".

The author has something to say: Baby Heyan does not have the eyes of reincarnation, but is born with wooden escape.

I watched a video about tarantulas at station b today. I recalled that I bought a 13cm fire rose when I bought it. I started playing with it when I bought it. It turned out that it was hairy. At that time, there was a lot of red on the hand. Unfortunately, when I took the exam the next day, when I took the pen...

It still hurts to think about it now o(╥﹏╥)o