Interstellar Piranha Cultivation Guide

Ye Tang dazed for a while, but finally couldn't bear the temptation of the steamed buns.

God knows how long he hasn't eaten... Wait, he obviously seems to have eaten two days ago, why does he feel like he hasn't eaten for a long time?

After a quick wash, Ye Tang began to enjoy the sweet and sour steamed buns. This unique combination of flavors was liked by no one but Ye Tang.

After eating ten small steamed buns, his stomach was already full, but Ye Tang had a strange feeling that "he just opened his stomach, but he can actually eat another 1".

After breakfast, Ye Tang, under the urging of Li Ergou, started to pack the last luggage, and then took all the inconvenient parts to the courier receiving place downstairs to mail them home.

Need to carry, only a light backpack and computer bag.

After being reminded by Li Ergou, Ye Tang remembered that he had already booked the high-speed train at [-]pm.

I ate a little late for lunch, and I ate with Li Ergou at a newly opened restaurant with good reviews.

Li Ergou stayed in City S and had already found a job and a place to live. Ye Tang's plan was to return to his hometown in a third-tier city to open a small bookstore.

This meal is their farewell meal. After today's farewell, they don't know when they will see each other again.

Li Ergou called for two bottles of beer, poured Ye Tang a glass, dragged him to drink, and began to babble: "Xiao Liu, we are not together in the future, and we need to keep in touch frequently, so we need to masturbate (LOL). You are always welcome to come back to City S to see me. When I travel to City C in the future, big boss, you have to pay for food and lodging..."

Ye Tang replied subconsciously: "I probably won't open a bookstore anymore, I'm going to..."

Yes, what is he going to do?Eight characters appeared strangely in Ye Tang's mind - save the world, marry a wife...

Li Ergou's eyes widened: "Why don't you open it? If you don't open a bookstore, what are you doing? Do you plan to make a living by writing such crap novels? No, I'll tell you that this is unreliable, who knows you? This can earn some living expenses, but next time I won’t be able to pay the electricity bill..."

Ye Tang thought in his heart: ...Write a woolen novel. The previous "Interstellar Cultivation of Immortals" has made me miserable enough... I eat so much and write novels. How can I support myself? Fortunately, I found a rich man witty Handsome daughter-in-law!

However, such an answer is so unbelievable that even Ye Tang doesn't understand why he has such weird thoughts. Although he writes about danmei, he is obviously a straight man who only likes beautiful women with big breasts and long legs. How could it be possible? What tall, rich and handsome wife are you looking for?

Ye Tang felt as if he had forgotten some very important things.

After a meal, Ye Tang ate absent-mindedly. When he arrived at the school gate and was about to say goodbye for the last time, Ye Tang said to Li Ergou with a serious face: "God, I always feel that I had a strange dream last night. , In my dream, I traveled to a magical world... Don't be too surprised if you don't hear from me in the future, I'm doing well, and you should be well too."

Li Ergou slapped Ye Tang on the forehead silently, but the strength was very light, and he rolled his eyes and said: "You have read too many time-traveling novels!"

A generous hug, and then a wave of hands, never looking back.

By the time Ye Tang returned to his long-lost hometown, City C, it was already eight o'clock in the evening.

On a not too lively street, there is a three-story building that is a bit old.Downstairs is a shop with two fronts. It used to be a small grocery store. Because the street is not crowded and the owner's business is not good, the lease has been withdrawn last month.

Ye Tang's parents had been in harmony for a long time, and he finally filed for divorce when he was in junior high school. The two soon had their own families. The father who had a small success in business even had a son who was only four years younger than him.

Parents didn't want him as a superfluous person, so they left him with grandma. After grandma passed away when he was a freshman, Ye Tang was left alone with this half-old building.

There was no one else in the family, and the house that I hadn't lived in for a long time was a bit dusty. Ye Tang simply cleaned up his room, put down his backpack and luggage, but had no intention of continuing to clean up.

He always felt that he should not belong here and would leave soon. He came back this time just to say goodbye to his past self and relatives and friends.

Ye Tang took out his mobile phone, and first called his father who only called during the holidays.

It was a woman who answered the phone, that is, his stepmother, who politely told him that his father was taking a bath and would call him back later if there was anything to do.

There was also the voice of the TV and his half-brother talking on the other end of the phone, as if to say, "Why is that person calling again?"

Ye Tang hung up the phone and called his mother.

This time it was his mother who picked him up, but the unfamiliar mother and son didn't have much to talk about, and they were often silent. When Ye Tang said that he had returned to his hometown, there came a dry sentence: "It's summer vacation, play Be happy, do you still have money to spend? Want to send you some money?"

Ye Tang knew how to write novels at the beginning, mainly because he wanted to be financially independent and not have to ask these nominal parents for money. Since he made money writing essays in his sophomore year, he never asked these two people for money.

However, what made Ye Tang feel even more chilled was that his mother didn't even know that he graduated this year.

Ye Tang didn't know what it was because of his psychology. He didn't explain that he had graduated, but said abruptly: "Mom, I'm in love with a man."

This is the thing he most wants to tell his relatives, although he still can't remember what the man he fell in love with looks like or what his name is.

There was a long silence on the other side, and then a soft sentence came: "Then you'd better stay in a big city, a small place in C City, homosexuals are heterogeneous, you may suffer a lot of contempt. Also, pay attention to safety, don't get AIDS What……"

He was not angry, and gave him suggestions and concerns that seemed reasonable.

Enlightened is not like a normal mother at all.

Ye Tang couldn't tell what was going on in his heart, so he was silent for a long time before replying: "I see, I will go to a far away place, and I may come back often in the future, please take care."

After hanging up the phone, Ye Tang called his father again, and the man asked impatiently, "What can you do?"

It looks like I support you to grow up and study, and I have done my best, so don't bother me if you have nothing to do.

Ye Tang repeated the fact that his love partner was a man.

This time, the man's reaction finally became fierce: "What, you brat, you actually found me a man back? Shame on me! You are shameless, I am ashamed of you, get out, get out of the way, Don't let me see you in City C again!"

Then the other side hung up the phone.

Not long after, the other party called again. This time it was his stepmother who asked him in a very gentle and tactful tone if he left City C, would he not come back to live in the old house, and she planned to rent it.

Ye Tang was full of remorse that "it would be better not to come back". Why did he think this world was worth nostalgic for?

The classmates and friends are sincere, but no one has to insist on him. They each have their own future and pursuit.

As for the closest relatives, Ye Tang thought that he had been disappointed in them long ago, and he no longer had any expectations, but he never expected to be even more disappointed!

He didn't ask his parents to love and protect him, but he just hoped to get their understanding and blessing when he chose the other half of his life. He didn't expect it to be a luxury.

However, if even his closest relatives and the place where he grew up are driving him away, where can he go?

Ye Tang unconsciously shed tears of sadness and despair, and in a trance, it seemed that he heard a very familiar voice calling him gently and eagerly in his ear: "Xiaotang, you still have me, baby, wake up..."

Ye Tang recognized it almost immediately, the voice came from his partner, his wife... His name is - Mo Yan.

Ye Tang's consciousness suddenly turned upside down again, and he regained his clarity. The originally rugged Tianshan Road turned into a very ordinary bluestone staircase, which seemed to have no end.

Only then did Ye Tang realize that he was covered in cold sweat and leaned against the bluestone steps, while Mo Yan, who was accompanying him, looked at him with concern and anxiety.

——When Ye Tang has not woken up in the illusion, he must not touch him with his body, he can only call out, otherwise he will only become the object of Ye Tang's illusion, and Ye Tang will regard the illusion as reality, It's harder to wake up.

Seeing Ye Tang open his eyes, Mo Yan finally breathed a sigh of relief, hurried over and picked him up, took out a silk handkerchief and wiped his sweat with distress.

Ye Tang's face was still a little pale. He recalled the "dream" just now, and couldn't help asking: "Is what I saw in the illusion real, or just an illusion?"

Mo Yan sighed: "Tianshan trains the mind, illusions are born from the heart, and what you see is naturally illusory. But to another extent, the illusion can simulate the people and things you obsessed in your heart to the exact same degree. , the closest to reality...Since you wake up, this hurdle will pass, which is better than breeding demons in the future when Mahayana enters the tribulation stage."

Ye Tang thought carefully about everything he experienced in the illusion just now, and it was indeed very in line with the actual trend.

If one day he can really return to that time and space in the future, he will say goodbye rationally, and will never have any hope in his heart, and even if he can never go back, he will not have much regret.

Mo Yan had never seen Ye Tang so sad and disappointed that he shed tears. He felt very distressed and blamed himself: "If you take precautions in advance, it will be difficult to achieve the best results. I didn't specifically remind you before. If I knew it earlier, it would make me feel better." You are so uncomfortable, the big deal is that in the future, I will help you to carry the thunder calamity..."

Although the difficulty of the thunder tribulation carried by others would be much more difficult, Mo Yan just couldn't see Ye Tang feeling a little bit uncomfortable.

Seeing Mo Yan's ashamed look, Ye Tang leaned over, kissed the man comfortingly, and said half-jokingly and half-seriously: "In the illusion, I told my parents about your existence, and they can't accept me I found a son-in-law, and kicked me out of the house. I only have you now, you can't leave me, otherwise, I will be completely lost, and I will be very, very sad, more sad than before It’s a thousand times more difficult, ten thousand times more difficult.”

Mo Yan is a little strange, isn't Ye Tang's father the Demon Emperor Tianluo?As for his mother, he didn't seem to feel anything other than Tianluo's blood in Ye Tang.

As for the unacceptable "male daughter-in-law", it does not exist in the world of cultivating immortals. In the world of cultivating immortals, it is very common for men, women and women to fall in love with each other across races and species.

500 years ago, Tianluo gave birth to Jiuyou Lingluo, who had no spiritual intelligence at all, and disappeared shortly after.Perhaps, it is the parents in Xiaotang's fantasy?

However, these are not important.

What's important is Ye Tang's anxiety and expectation.

Mo Yan solemnly swore: "I, Mo Yan, swear by my Dao heart. In this life, in the next life, and in the next life... I will recognize you for life after life, and I will never leave you, even if you and I have changed our names and appearances. If there is any violation, let my soul fly away, and I will not enter reincarnation!"

Dao Heart Oath is a promise that practitioners must keep. If they break it, they will be punished by God, and it must be fulfilled.

Ye Tang's eyes widened, and he asked in a low voice: "... want to be together forever? Will it be a bit boring! I have nothing to do with you in this life. I still think that if there is a next life, I must make it happen. What about the wish to find a girl with big breasts and long legs to be your wife... How about we discuss it with Tiandao and change the time limit of your Dao heart oath just now, and it will be good in this life!"

Mo Yan's face darkened slightly, and he gritted his teeth: "...You, want, also, no, want, want! I'm stalking you!!!"

If it is said that when Immortal Mo Yan promised life after life, he only hoped that the fate with Ye Tang would continue, but now he is completely stimulated by the unreasonable "big breasts and long legs" rival in love, and he is very kind to Ye Tang No matter how good she is, she cannot become Ye Tang's ideal type.

He absolutely couldn't accept that one day his baby would happily swear to another woman, even in the next life.

Lord Xianjun picked up the dead man, pressed it as gently as possible to the smooth stone wall beside the bluestone steps, and then kissed him fiercely, extremely lingering and fierce and domineering.

Ye Tang, who was thwarted by the wall, could only sob with difficulty: ... Mmmmmmm!

Tianmei is very lonely on the top of the mountain: ... It's been a long time, why haven't those two doggy men come up yet?Wouldn't it be planned to have a show on Qingshi Road under the curtain of the sky?Shameless!Hmph, he will play like this when he catches up with the male god!