Interstellar Piranha Cultivation Guide

Ye Tang is a senior who is about to graduate, and his future has already been planned. After graduation, he will return to his hometown in the second-tier city, relying on the good location of the house and the shop downstairs left by his parents after their divorce, and open a small bookstore. Ask another cashier girl.

As for him, he only needs to be responsible for continuing to eat and wait for death every day. The grandmother who raised him passed away two years ago. Anyway, his parents remarried and have children, so he doesn't need him to take care of him.

In addition, it is not that Ye Tang does not have a "professional job".He loved to read novels since he was a child, and he read a lot of them. He started to try to write by himself when he was a freshman. At first, he mixed in various famous male novel websites, but he changed to n websites and wrote several million words of stallions. Wenxuan, fantasy, magic, fairy and chivalry are not popular.

Occasionally, he read a few posts on xkong, a well-known online gossip forum, mentioning a magical place called jj... He ran to read an article that was said to have a particularly good plot, but his sexuality was a little bit wrong. .

Originally, I just wanted to be a curious sightseeing party, but who knows that I have opened the door to a new world since then. Once I entered the rotten door, it was as deep as the sea, and I have been a passerby since then.

While watching it, Ye Tang began to write with the idea of ​​letting go of himself, and the type of writing was... Danmei.

Although Ye Tang firmly believes that he is just a rotten boy, he is definitely not crooked, he likes girls with big breasts, slender waist and long legs, and he has no interest in taking a second look at tough men... Uh, if it is true Yan Zheng, a handsome guy with long legs and six-pack abs, would occasionally look at him with pure admiration.

Deliberately planting flowers but not blooming, unintentionally planting willows and willows to make shade, Ye Tang actually achieved pretty good results in the Danmei essay written by jj, the first magic essay wrote 60 words 6000 times a day, and after two months, he actually made a profit [-] yuan ocean!Although this achievement is really not enough for the entire big jj website, but for Ye Tang who can only spend a few hundred yuan a month for full attendance on other male channel websites, this is simply a huge affirmation!

The shortcoming most mentioned by readers' comments is that his literary works have too little emotional interaction, and he is as pure as two brothers, but fortunately, he reveals ambiguity and basic love everywhere. If he writes emotional dramas better, then stew If you order the broth, it must be booming!

Ye Tang is particularly good at summarizing and listening to other people's opinions, so he started to add emotional scenes in the second fairy tale, and let Gong Shou have an in-depth exchange from time to time, although every time he writes this kind of plot, he always thinks about it. Buli comforted himself—just treat the protagonist "I" as a younger sister!

In this way, relying on the talent of [-] to [-] per hour, Ye Tang can change at least [-] a day, and as many as [-] a day. For big jjs, he can be regarded as a model of hard work and high productivity. His ability to express stories is not bad, but there are shortcomings He will also work hard to improve and improve... After three years, Ye Tang has become a little pink in the big jj danmei circle.

As the saying goes, people make mistakes and horses make mistakes. The article that Ye Tang is currently serializing is a popular interstellar fairy tale "Interstellar Cultivation of Immortals". It was once written that a delicate and soft little subject was poisoned by aphrodisiacs When the wolf-like Xiao Gong ate and ate in various indescribable poses, he accidentally exposed his true thoughts of treating Xiao Shou as a younger sister, and referred to Xiao Shou as "he" in several places. I wrote it as "she", and because I made an appointment with my roommate to play lol together, I sent it out without carefully checking it.

Just such a tiny mistake!Every time Ye Tang thinks about it in the days to come, he regrets it!

After playing lol, it was already midnight, and Ye Tang used to scroll through the comment section below the article before going to bed, and found that the comment section was blown up, and the most popular topic was——

1l: Damn, you, the author, were too careless when you stewed the broth. You actually wrote Xiaoshou's "he" as "she"!Thinking back carefully, it seems that there is no sense of disobedience in changing all the genders of Da Da’s characters to girls... Da Da’s pseudonym is Ye Dashao, and Da Da has always called himself “this handsome guy” in the author’s words. Could it be said that the author Da Da is actually real? Is it a Chinese paper?Or the straight one?I feel terrified!

2l: As an old fan who started to read the author’s articles three years ago, I have read several times that Da Da clarified that he is a boy paper, and he was cheated by someone pretending to be a male author on the bs and xq forums... Before I also firmly believe that Da Da is actually a goddess in essence, but at this moment, I am shaken, maybe Da Da is really a boy paper!Possibly still a straight man!

3l: How can there be such a creature as a straight man when writing about boys in Tanmei?

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These messages are nothing, Ye Tang has been with big jj for many years, and he is also a person who has seen many troubles, and now he knows the iron rule of doing things calmly, keeping a low profile and smiling.

The important thing is the last message——

13l: I always thought Da Da was a goddess, but I felt cheated!Flat-chested Xiaobai gets bad reviews!If Da Da is really a boy and a straight man, I will curse you to travel to the interstellar world of cultivating immortals and become a ferocious piranha. After fascinating the men, they eat them in one bite... The ugly ones are eaten with the tentacles, the good-looking ones are eaten with the bottom, and the particularly good-looking ones are kept in captivity as long-term rations... That picture must be beautiful! ps: By the way, the author, I have been nicknamed Crow's Mouth since I was a child. If you really wear it, don't thank me too much!

When I first saw this reply, Ye Tang didn't take it seriously. After all, he is an old jjer. When he writes about plots that readers don't like, when the progress is too slow, when the plot occasionally unfolds accidentally, or when the text reaches Enthusiasm in the middle and later stages is wiped out, and the [-] daily changes become [-] monthly... He often receives threats from readers to send him razor blades, curses him for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, and time travels to become a bitter person in his novels Messages like cannon fodder.

Anyway, it's just casual talk, as long as the readers are happy!As a straight boy, you should be as gentle and tolerant as the spring breeze when you treat readers!

Ye Tang also went up and replied jokingly: "If I don't update tomorrow, it may be like what the 13l girl said, I have traveled through time, everyone, don't miss me too much! [Manual goodbye]"

In fact, it was because jj's full attendance system allowed one day's absence, and he had already got his graduation certificate, and he was going to attend the graduation dinner tomorrow, so he was looking for an excuse to miss one day.

After replying, Ye Tang saw that the battery of the phone was only 13% left. Afraid that the alarm would not ring tomorrow, he plugged in the power bank and started charging. He put the power bank and the phone on the bed side, and Ye Tang called He yawned and fell into a deep sleep.

What Ye Tang didn't notice was that after he fell asleep, the phone screen, which had been locked and blacked out, suddenly lit up faintly. On it was the JJ page that Ye Tang had obviously closed, and it happened to stay on the page he had just replied to. On the comment interface, the words left by the 13l sister paper jumped up one by one, as if they had life, emitting a glowing green light, and then the green light suddenly enlarged and exploded, covering the leaves. Tang's entire body!

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When Ye Tang regained consciousness again, he found that his state seemed not right, it hurt, his whole body hurt!Every cell in the body seems to be being torn apart!

Ye Tang wanted to raise his hand to cover his extremely heavy "head", but found out in horror—where is his hand?What the hell are these eerie dark green tentacles?And it looks particularly miserable, with many tentacles broken!It still smells like burnt food, no wonder it hurts so much!

Wait, where's his head! !What's with this giant white bud that looks wilted! ! !

However, before Ye Tang could react, what made him collapse even more was that the sky was covered with dark clouds, and a thunderbolt as thick as a bucket, emitting purple lightning, lit up the dark sky and slammed towards him. It was a deafening bang and a thunderbolt.

Ye Tang's mind was stuck and sluggish: ... This dream is amazing!I turned into a strange flower with many tentacles, and I was being struck by lightning!

Just wait until you wake up, okay?

Seeing that the thunderbolt was about to strike the flower buds above his head, an ethereal and misty voice that was neither male nor female sounded in his "mind", and hurriedly urged: "Idiot, hurry up and hide! Chop off the buds and you will die! It’s okay to break off a few tentacles, they can grow back anyway!”

Reflexively, Ye Tang quickly lifted up the remaining seven or eight "tentacles", hugged the huge white flower bud that was too heavy on his "head", and quickly grabbed the ground with his "head", and buried the flower bud in the soil , and quickly used n tentacles together, digging the soil to bury his "head"... and then tightly protecting the tentacles on the thin soil layer.

Probably because Ye Tang's performance was too stupid. He didn't have the domineering demeanor of Jiuyou Lingluo, the king of demon flowers. Among the 49 sky thunders, the last purple sky thunder was caught by the "spicy eyes" The picture was a bit messy in the wind, and then I found that the aura of the demon flower king had become a little different. The new soul aura suddenly became pure and clear, and it was different from the previous one that was filled with violence, bloodthirsty and darkness... Purple Tianlei hurriedly changed direction and slashed a little crookedly, only cutting out a huge pit beside Jiuyou Lingluo.

The purple thunder was so powerful that the pit was so big that it could bury hundreds of Nine Nether Spirit Devouring radishes. The flying clods buried Ye Tang's tentacles that were blocked from the outside, causing him great pain all over his body. Accidentally broke two more.

Ye Tang, who survived the catastrophe, found that he had finally become a human again, with real human hands, feet and head. After struggling painfully and crawling out of the mound, he was finally able to see the light of day again.

The pain on his body, the wounds oozing with light green "blood" all over his body, and the scorched black earth pits all around him, all told Ye Tang that all this is real, not just a dream!

Ye Tang, who has been in the Internet circle for many years, can react no matter how slow he is, he has time-traveled!What's more, it's unlucky to transmigrate into a demon flower that is "transforming"!

The dark clouds in the sky dissipated, and the auspicious clouds gathered all over the sky. The auspicious clouds cast a dazzling golden light, covering Ye Tang who was in a state of disarray... If the feeling not long ago was that he was in purgatory, then at this moment, Ye Tang could only I feel very comfortable all over my body, as if I am in heaven, every wound on my body is healed and smoothed by this gentle golden light, and the dust on my skin is also purified...

The excess energy was greedily absorbed and stored by a round dark green demon pill in the dantian... However, Ye Tang didn't know about it.

When the auspicious clouds in the sky cleared, Ye Tang wondered what he had become now?Where did the big white flower buds on the top of the head go?

While moving his mind freely, Ye Tang mastered the use of "spiritual sense" to look at his current appearance without a teacher. The appearance is exquisite and gorgeous, with a little charm and enchantment in the corners of the brows and eyes... It is the most beautiful thing Ye Tang has ever seen in his life The beauty is simply stunning!

These facial features still bear some traces of Ye Tang's familiarity. After thinking about it for a long time, Ye Tang realized that it was somewhat similar to his previous appearance. It can be said that the previous self could only be regarded as fair and handsome, and he was not the same as now. There is a huge difference in the level of beauty at the evildoer level!

Such a bewitching appearance turned out to be a man, and it also grew on him!what a shame!It would be great if he could meet a girl with this level of appearance!

And the ethereal voice that appeared once at a critical moment rang in Ye Tang's mind again: "Congratulations to the host for successfully surviving the catastrophe of transformation, from the king of demon flowers, Jiuyou, to devouring Lingluo, and officially becoming a demon cultivator! Although the host is naked in human form The appearance is very lively and fragrant, but streaking is the behavior of barbarians, it is strongly recommended to the host that you leave some branches and leaves to transform into clothes, not all of them into hair."

Ye Tang's "spiritual consciousness" shifted his perspective and looked at his body. His skin was white and delicate, his figure was slender and slender but well undulating, with beautiful shoulders, thin waist, hips and long legs...

Pfft, it's really lively and fragrant!If he wasn't straight, he would almost have a nosebleed!

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Ten minutes later, under the guidance of that voice, Ye Tang finally changed his ankle-length dark green hair to waist length, and successfully transformed into a dark green robe to cover his body.

And I initially learned that the voice is the golden finger that is necessary for the protagonist to travel through the legend - the system, which claims to be the "Cultivation of Immortals Winner Assist System", is carefully crafted by the Big JJ Transmigration Administration, has super high intelligence, and the specific function is temporarily unknown , at least help him understand the situation after time travel.

The world he transmigrated into was a world generated according to the background frame system of the interstellar cultivating essay "Interstellar Cultivation", which was the world of cultivating immortals in the Canglan Starfield.

His body after transmigrating is a celestial demon plant, the king of demon flowers of a generation, Jiuyou Devouring Lingluo.

Before he crossed over, when Jiuyou Lingluo hadn't transformed, the way of cultivation was like this——

It pretends to be a natural treasure with pure and beautiful white flower buds and a quiet and pleasant fragrance, attracting human monks to approach. When they fall into the beautiful illusion of their own imagination, it quietly pokes its tentacles over, and opens the tentacles to hide the delicate The suction cups of the fangs suck the flesh and spiritual power from Renxiu's body, and the pure white buds of the Nine Nether Devouring Flower will turn into a coquettish and gorgeous red after being full... The unlucky Renxiu will become only Get rid of the skeleton and dross of the clothes.

When there is really no one to repair, Jiuyou Lingluo will eat monster beasts when she is hungry, but the meat of monster beasts is very hard and the taste is not very good. The demon pill with the most powerful demon power also contains a lot of impurities and erysipelas , it is not easy to digest. Among the recipes of Jiuyou Lingluo, the favorite is still human monks. They think their flesh and blood that has been cultivated by spiritual power is the supreme "delicious".

In human cultivation, Jiuyou Lingluo also has a more straightforward and terrifying name-the ogre Kao.

It was extremely difficult to accept Ye Tang who was dressed as a cannibal Kao: "...Wait, let me vomit before continuing!"

It's a pity that his current body is different from a normal human structure. Ye Tang vomited nauseatedly, and could barely spit out a small mouthful of pale green saliva... Then the sand on the ground that was stained with his saliva made a "hissing" sound, and instantly became Corroded scorched black, accompanied by a wisp of blue smoke...

In a blink of an eye, Ye Tang suddenly recalled the message from the 13l girl that he replied before going to bed last night, cursing him for dressing like a piranha... She really has a crow's mouth!

What else did that reader girl say? ——The ugly ones are eaten with tentacles, the good-looking ones are eaten with the bottom, and the particularly good-looking ones are kept in captivity as long-term rations!

Ye Tang's heart was broken: ... Ma Ma!I turned into a murderous ogre flower!This world is so scary!I want to go back to Earth! QQ