[Quick Transmigration] The villain's guide to flirting

Regarding the matter of Gun Gun being arranged to go abroad, the director of the park received a notice from the superiors to rent the Gun Gun in their base abroad.

As soon as the director heard the news, he was immediately angry.

Every member of the base has been carefully selected by him, gathered here with great pains and hardships, and he has always contributed money and effort to take care of all the animals, and now he wants to leave? !

The director of the park signed a secret agreement with high-level officials of the country. These animals he selected are very special animals. Some of them have changed as he guessed, but some of them still have no sign.Gun Gun is the latter.

The last time the apple was stolen was suspicious, but the director couldn't produce any evidence to strongly refute the leader's decision.It was almost a big fight with the superior, and in the end, the director came back with an ugly face, unable to change the decision, but won some decision-making power for going abroad.

The director of the park asked to participate in the whole process of panda leasing.

Just after announcing the news, Xie Yan's expression changed, and it took him a while to regain his composure, and said, "He's definitely not used to going to such a far place, so I'll take care of him too."

The principal thought for a while before agreeing, "That's fine, you're used to taking care of him, he listens to you more."

Immediately afterwards, the principal led Xie Yan to the office, solemnly handed him a box, and said, "Take this as well, keep it with you, don't open it, you may need it later."

The words are vague and mysterious, making it look like some kind of treasure passed on by an expert from outside the world.

Xie Yan couldn't help frowning, he didn't even know what was in the box.He deliberately teased: "Director, isn't it a prohibited item? Don't let me be stopped at the security check."

The principal: "Don't worry, this thing is absolutely safe, and it's not for you."

Xie Yan raised his eyebrows, not for him...then who else?Isn't there only one possibility left?

Country X has been negotiating with our country for more than ten years, please borrow the panda, and it took two years to really agree.The annual rent is 300 million, and trade agreements for nuclear fuel, alternative energy technology, automobiles, etc. have also been signed, with a total value of 260 billion yuan.

At the same time, the lending country has to prove that they have the ability and environment to raise giant pandas.Therefore, country X has already specially built a five-star home for Gun Gun in advance, spending tens of millions of dollars, with mountains, waters and bamboos, floor heating, playgrounds with sand pools, scenery and various safety facilities installed.

During this trip, Tang Qiu really represented the country. In order to show that they value Gun Gun, Country X specially used a private jet to pick up Gun Gun.During the voyage of more than ten hours, in order to ensure the safety and comfort of the rolling, the cage is also carefully crafted.Going all the way, all are senior VIP treatment.

After the special plane arrived in country X, it was escorted by the military police convoy to the place of residence. The streets were full of people, and there was also military music playing. It was basically the same as the visit of heads of state from other countries...

Rolling in the cage and sleeping, I feel a little tired after flying for more than ten hours, although I usually sleep a lot when I don’t fly.Gun Gun didn't see what was going on outside, but as a breeder, Xie Yan, he could see clearly all the way.

The main streets in the city center were hung with colorful flags and posters with panda patterns, and special booths were set up to distribute "panda hats" to children.Xie Yan was sitting in the car arranged by the other party, and heard that the local radio station was even broadcasting a panda-themed program.

Xie Yan was a little surprised by the enthusiasm of the crooked nuts, but as a panda fan, he felt it was so natural.

After Gun Gun settled down, the Prime Minister of Country X came to meet with Gun Gun and took pictures, which were published in prominent positions in major newspapers. The Panda Fan Prime Minister was very happy to update FB, but within an hour, there were countless comments below.Netizens are simply envious and jealous.

"Ahh! Gun Gun finally came to our place, so excited that he was spinning around in circles!"

"Turning is really cute! I want to touch it!"

"The prime minister can take pictures with Gun Gun, I'm so envious, it makes me want to be the prime minister too."

Originally fans of the prime minister, now there are some signs of shifting camps, and many people even have the idea of ​​wanting to be the prime minister for a while.

The panda named Tang Qiu was undoubtedly elected as the most popular man in country X this year, and he was never one of them.

When the sugar ball made its debut, [-] tickets were "sold out" within two hours, and the zoo's official website even crashed.

From then on, no matter what Tangqiu did, eating bamboo shoots, sleeping, or hugging his paws, he could easily make headlines.Paper media, TV, and other various media reported on everything about pandas, and they were unwilling to let go of trivial matters, and even summed up various sleeping positions of Rolling, and their cute and cute postures.

All of a sudden, people don't seem to care about major international events, the stock market and the property market.There are also various interesting jokes about pandas on the Internet - on the subway, a man from Huaguo cried into the phone and shouted: "You don't love me at all, you just go to my country to see pandas for convenience!"

The zoo also felt helpless, and had no choice but to increase the ticket price. The zoo entrance fee was 20 Euros, and if you wanted to see pandas, you had to pay another 15 Euros, but there were still an endless stream of tourists.

Generally speaking, Gun Gun is at his most energetic from nine in the morning to before lunch, and sleeps most of the afternoon, so he is considered lucky if he can see his face.

When Wai Guoren entered the zoo, he was very quiet and calm. He looked at other animals along the road and talked softly. When he slowly approached the Panda House and was still ten meters away, they saw the shadow of the building they were looking forward to. It lit up immediately, and he exclaimed Pang Da, and ran over excitedly holding the camera.

Especially for young girls, it is even more difficult to restrain their excitement, lying on the railing, excited.

"Panda! It's eating bamboo shoots!!!!!!!!! Thank you God for giving me such great luck!!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"It looks like a doll. It's so cute. It's moving. It's alive. I really saw it!"

Fluffy paws! !ear! ! !nose! ! !

Chubby figure! ! ! ! !

look at its mouth! ! !Tongue!It's clicking! ! !

I also want to eat bamboo shoots! ! !

The blond-haired and blue-eyed child couldn't hide his joy, and yelled at Gun Gun in English, "Look at me, look at me."

But holding the bamboo shoots and concentrating on rolling them with no response, no face was given at all, the child persisted, his face was flushed from shouting, and sweat broke out on his forehead.

Xie Yan watched, then raised his voice to call Tang Qiu.

The panda sitting next to the bamboo shoot mountain moved its ears and turned to look over. Xie Yan smiled and pointed him in the direction of the child.Gun Gun really made eye contact with the child.

The child was overjoyed immediately, his eyes were shining like two small light bulbs, and he tugged at the clothes of his mother next to him, and said in English: "The panda is looking at me, mom, does it not understand English? Mom, I want learn Chinese!"

Xie Yan also heard what the child said, couldn't help laughing, and nodded.

Gun Gun seemed to be a little dissatisfied, with his front paws propped on the ground, his short legs stretched hard, and he stood up unsteadily, facing the little blond boy, and walked over slowly.

The blond child's eyes widened and he held his breath unconsciously.

Rolling walked a few steps, walking on short legs, then stopped suddenly, opened his mouth and yawned, and seemed to be tired again, sat on the ground with his buttocks, grabbed a bamboo with his paws, and fell back , lay down, squinted and ate with enjoyment.

The blond child's eyes lit up, he called out cute, and learned to roll, excitedly said: "Mom, mom! It looks like me eating! I like it so much!"

Not only tourists, but also local zoo staff love pandas very much.

Xie Yan once casually asked the security guard, "Do you like Panda?"

Unexpectedly, the security guard who always had a serious and calm face turned his head in horror, "Don't you like it?! My God, don't you like Panda?! Is there anyone who doesn't like it?! Tell me, don't you like Panda? ?! How can anyone not like Panda?! God, don’t you like it?! Don’t you really like it?!”

The security guard yelled like this for nearly 10 minutes...

Xie Yan quickly said that he is a new breeder from Huaguo, and he only does this job because he likes pandas very much. Please calm down.The security guard slowly calmed down, regained his composure and said, "So that's the case, then why did you ask such a strange question? It scared me."

Xie Yan: "..." I am the one who was scared.

The bamboo that Gun Gun eats every day is fresh bamboo imported from Sichuan by special plane, which is not enough to eat, and the people who love pandas into obsessions will spontaneously plant them.Pandas are very picky. There are strict requirements on bamboo varieties. Old and yellow leaves must be removed. They cannot be planted next to polluted water. When harvesting, you cannot use motorized saws, only manual saws to prevent pollution.But even so, panda fans are still willing to be tortured...

After the planting is done, I will go to the zoo specially to watch the pandas eat the bamboo I planted, and I almost cried with excitement.

Xie Yan was abroad, and was by Gun Gun's side, watching this scene, it was really moving and funny.

During the working period, the local breeders who work together in the zoo often actively ask Xie Yan for Chinese lessons.Because seeing the scene where Xie Yan coaxed Gun Gun in Chinese, I was really envious, and wanted to learn Chinese and then communicate with Gun Gun.

This can be regarded as learning a new language for idols.

Of course, in addition to the warm welcome from all the panda fans, there will also be voices of opposition from the public.

Some people calculated and listed a series of panda expenses on the Internet, saying that they don't think it is necessary to rent a panda back, which is a waste of money.But soon, tens of millions of people responded angrily.

"We are happy! Tangqiu is so cute!"

"The money is for the research and breeding of the next generation of pandas. Do you have the heart to see such a cute animal go extinct?!"

"It's worth the money!"

"Oh? So what's your point?"

There is no need for the government to guide the direction of public opinion, the people spontaneously formed a huge navy and went back, ensuring a good atmosphere for the pandas to live here.

There is a saying in Huaguo that only villains and women are difficult to raise.

And there are various indications that panda fans should not be provoked casually.

The author has something to say: The information about pandas comes from Du Niang.Also saw some news.

At the beginning of April 2014, "Tian Tian" underwent artificial insemination and finally became pregnant. For this reason, the British Civil Aviation Authority also specially set up a no-fly zone, requiring aviation aircraft to avoid flying over the zoo during "Tian Tian"'s delivery and breastfeeding.

Since they were a gift from China to the British government during the Scottish independence referendum, the pair may move to the UK once Scotland becomes independent.The Scottish people reacted fiercely to this, threatening, "You can take away our freedom, but not our pandas."

It can be seen from this that we are really popular and almost caused national conflicts. _(:зゝ∠)_