[Quick Transmigration] The villain's guide to flirting

At night, Lu Zihao was sleeping soundly in the dormitory, slaughtering the little fat pig, putting various seasonings on it, making it rich and fragrant, and when he was about to eat it...

Suddenly he was grabbed by the collar, and his body seemed to be pressed down by a mountain, and he could hardly breathe.

Lu Zihao opened his eyes suddenly, and when he saw the familiar face of his buddy sleeping on the upper bunk, his face turned dark, and he couldn't help but curse: "Damn it! You don't sleep in the middle of the night, what the hell are you looking for?!"

The buddy turned pale and looked like he was about to die, grabbed his collar and said, "I...fuck, my stomach hurts to death..."

Lu Zihao finally came to his senses, and twitched the corners of his mouth: "What did you eat?"

The buddy frowned, reluctantly recalling, "Eight treasure porridge..."

A vein twitched on Lu Zihao's forehead, "...Isn't that the can in your cabinet?"

The buddy looked confused: "How do you know?"

Lu Zihao was speechless: "That's what you snatched from me last semester and forgot to eat. It's already fucking expired, okay?!"

"I don't remember." With a bitter face, his facial features were distorted in pain, he lay on Lu Zihao's quilt, raised his paws and howled miserably, "Help me, I'm dying of pain..."

Lu Zihao rolled his eyes, got out of bed and took out his mobile phone to call the class teacher, saying that there is a mentally retarded person who is about to die from eating bad stomach, asking for help.

Later, the head teacher thought about it, and called Tang Chen again. After all, he has experience as a school doctor, and he is also close to the boys' dormitory, which is more convenient.

Tang Chen took some medicine related to stomach ailments and hurried over.

The poor buddy was lying on the bed screaming, Tang Chen asked him to lift up his clothes, pressed the stethoscope on his belly, and asked him how it hurts.

The buddy was at a loss, as if he couldn't figure it out, he stumblingly explained.

Tang Chen frowned and thought about it, and was about to say something more, but that buddy suddenly jumped up from the bed, and rushed into the toilet like flying, no one could stop him, there was no shadow left behind.

Two minutes later, the buddy yelled and yelled weakly: "Get me a tissue! A whole roll!"

There was a flutter in the dormitory, and everyone laughed.

Tang Chen couldn't help laughing, shook his head, picked out a box of medicine and put it on the bedside, and said, "When he comes out, let him take two pills according to the instructions."

Then, he lifted his foot and planned to go back.

However, Lu Zihao quickly moved forward and said positively, "Teacher, I'll take you downstairs."

Tang Chen looked at him, raised his eyebrows, and said nothing.

Lu Zihao followed beside him and slipped out of the dormitory building smoothly.

Tang Chen folded his hands in front of his chest, and said lightly: "Tell me, what do you want to do with me?"

Lu Zihao raised his chin, Zhang Yang said, "Didn't I tell you to climb the wall once before? This is a good opportunity."

Tang Chen: "..."

Lu Zihao exploded immediately: "What kind of expression do you have, I am willing to accompany you!"

Tang Chen was helpless, "Don't you need to sleep?"

Lu Zihao snorted coldly: "Don't you just climb over the wall? How long will it take you?"

Tang Chen spread his hands: "I'm no younger than you, I'm old..."

Before he finished speaking, he looked up and saw that the other party was about to express his displeasure, sighed, and compromised: "Okay, after climbing over the wall, go back to sleep obediently."

Lu Zihao immediately led him to the wall where it was best to turn over and not easy to be found.

Tang Chen looked up and saw that the wall was indeed covered with dust, showing a disgusted expression - "Dirty."

Obviously didn't want to turn over.

Lu Zihao noticed it, and clicked his tongue seemingly impatiently, but the corners of his lips curled up slightly, staring at him and said, "I'll show you first, follow me and turn over, don't run away."

Tang Chen had no choice but to look up, watching him nimbly leaping to the top of the wall, and happily explaining the skills of climbing over the wall.

In the middle of the night, it is enough for a student to teach a teacher how to jump over the wall and play truant.

He just said it out of his own brain.

Tang Chen rubbed his forehead, starting to feel a little regretful.

Lu Zihao squatted on the wall like a big dog, urging: "Quick, it's your turn."

Tang Chen muttered, took two steps back, took a run-up, kicked on the bricks below, and wanted to use his strength to jump up flexibly, but unfortunately his physical strength was limited, he couldn't do it halfway through the jump, and he was about to fall again.Lu Zihao quickly grabbed his hand and pulled him into his arms.

Tang Chen patted his shoulder, wiped the ashes on his clothes, and said, "Thank you."

Then he went on to say: "Well, that's it, turn over the wall and go back to sleep."

Lu Zihao narrowed his eyes, grabbed his hand without warning, and said, "Jump."

Tang Chen was stunned, and his body followed the inertia, and was dragged and jumped down, still facing the direction outside the school.Lu Zihao smiled, held his waist, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Isn't it very simple? We're outside the school now."

Tang Chen didn't feel happy, a vein twitched on his forehead, he pressed Lu Zihao's shoulder and clenched it tightly, "Is this how you go back to sleep after climbing over the wall?"

Lu Zihao shrugged, "Teacher, it's nightlife now. Why do young people go to bed so early? Come and have fun."

Without even thinking about it, Tang Chen kicked over, "Happy you, sir!"

Lu Zihao groaned, jumped up and down, and complained: "Is it okay, teacher? I'm helping you get out of the old man's life."

Tang Chen snorted coldly: "That's what I call a healthy life. Now, go back! Otherwise, I will write ten sets of test papers and a three-thousand-word review!"

Lu Zihao was not afraid at all, and said calmly: "Anyway, they're all out, why don't you go and have fun, let's go teacher."

Without further ado, he grabbed Tang Chen's hand and ran away, without giving him any time to react, the palm was wide, holding his wrist like steel pliers, and he couldn't break free at all.

Tang Chen heaved a long sigh, and realized what a wrong decision he had made.

All night long, Lu Zihao lured his new teacher to an Internet cafe outside the school, where he played games all night.This can be regarded as unprecedented.

Tang Chen fell asleep, restless, and skillfully tapped the keyboard, killing all directions and crushing all enemies.

Lu Zihao's eyes lit up as if he had discovered a treasure, "Teacher, you are very fast, let's form a team together next time."

Tang Chen gave the knife a cold look, "Get lost!"

When the sky was bright, the two climbed over the wall and returned to school.

Tang Chen didn't even turn his head, and walked quickly to his dormitory. Although Lu Zihao was squatting on the back wall with a dazed expression on his face, he didn't expect him to leave so relentlessly, and he looked pitiful as he watched.

Tang Chen went back and squinted for a while, then washed and changed his clothes, and went to the office building to clock in for work.