light and shadow [entertainment circle]

The production progress of the modern urban romance film is indeed gratifying. "Wulin League", which was completed earlier than "Pure White Apartment", is especially stuck in post-production, but "Pure White Apartment" has been successfully scheduled for Christmas.Light and Shadow's advertising slogan for this movie is: Christmas Snow Night, Sweet First Kiss.The promotional poster of the movie uses a large still of Xia Zhi and Lan Ying kissing under the sky full of fireworks.On the poster, a man and a woman are youthful, beautiful and well-dressed, and they kiss affectionately against the gorgeous fireworks under the blue night sky. This fairy-tale dreamy beauty undoubtedly hit the hearts of the girls in the audience.

Crit!

Xia Zhi officially debuted at the age of 18. He has made three movies and one TV movie in four years since he entered the industry. "Pure White Apartment" is his fifth work.Before "Pure White Apartment", Xia Zhi had almost never filmed an emotional scene, and all fans agreed unanimously: My first love, first kiss, and first night in Xia are still well preserved for me! ——Until the poster of "Pure White Apartment" came out.

"Who is this little bitch named Lan Ying?"

"The poster is borrowed, right? It must be borrowed, right?"

"My husband has been defiled! Woohoo..."

"Long waist, long legs, short triangular eyes, square face, flat chest and bucket waist! She deserves it too! Is the light and shadow blind?!"

"Eighteen-line Feisheng to be the heroine, or play with Xia Xia? Does she think she is the heroine in the entertainment circle of Xjiang.com? I'll leave the story here today! If LY doesn't have a sponsor, I'll tell her surname!"

"I didn't expect that even the light and shadow would be depraved. Let me, Xia, be the matchmaker for the [-]th line. Isn't this digging my own grave?"

"The heroine is too ugly, why not find Gu Jiaren."

"Upstairs is LOW, so don't post it!"

"roll roll roll!"

"Back then, I shouldn't have helped Gu Jiaren and made her face full of peach blossoms! I, Xia, have a very good heart and have been tricked everywhere!"

"I'm so mad! I don't want to contribute to the box office!"

"My Xia is also very desperate for the company's arrangement, okay?"

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Xia Zhi's official support site and anonymous forums were raging, some people couldn't believe it, some felt wronged by Xia Zhi, and some people took advantage of troubled waters to encourage fans not to go to the movie... It can be said that it was a good show!But at the same time, the box office of "Pure White Apartment" is also rising steadily.

The so-called on-demand screening means that the film is selected to be screened in advance in certain local theaters before the film is officially released.In China, usually when the film distributor has uncertain confidence in the market, they will choose to order screenings, and invite media, film critics, etc. distribution strategy.Xia Zhi rose to the top right after his debut, and with a guaranteed box office, the films starring him have never been screened.But "Pure White Apartment" is a modern urban romance film, and the heroine's acting skills and appearance determine the success or failure of the film.Guan Shan, who is cautious by nature, never expected that Xia Zhi's fans would care so much about his first screen kiss, but considering Lan Ying's almost zero popularity, he still arranged for a screening.

In the first screening, the two protagonists, Lan Ying and Xia Zhi, were present as usual.Seeing the crowded auditorium, Xia Zhi couldn't help but smile slightly, feeling a little relieved in his heart.But Lan Ying, who had watched the series of dramas on the forum, couldn't hide her worry. She knew very well in her heart that she "put" Xia Zhi, the most popular young meat in China, after her debut, and she really committed public outrage.If today's screening cannot satisfy the audience, especially the female fans of Xia Zhi, then she must be greeted with accusations and scolding by thousands of people.

After all, the premiere of the screening was a bit small, and the host only warmed up the scene for half an hour. After asking the main creators of the film to chat for a few words, the entire screening hall went dark.

At the beginning of the film, there are two interspersed and edited scenes.

The short-haired policeman in uniform chased a bag snatcher on a motorcycle with his two legs in the downtown area. When he reached the intersection, the heroic policeman swooped down and pinned him to the ground.The police comrades skillfully handcuffed the thief and slapped him on the head. "Run! Run again! Fuck! Isn't it pretty capable? Run!" The thief whose head was being batted by a rubber ball howled in pain, "Ouch! It hurts! It hurts!...The police beat someone! The police beat someone!"

At the same time, in the backstage of a wedding dress show, a slender assistant with long hair was kneeling beside the model and sewing the pearls that fell off the wedding dress for her. "Okay!" After cutting off the thread of the clothes, the long-haired assistant stretched out the skirt again. "Thank you!" The beautiful model leaned over and lifted the assistant's chin to kiss, but the other party turned her head with a smile, allowing the other party's fiery red lipstick to brush past her cheeks.

The camera flickered, turning from behind the two to the front.

"Be honest!" The policeman in a rough voice pushed the thief to get up, and took advantage of the opportunity to kick him on the buttocks.The camera fell on the face of the police comrade, with a plain face facing the sky, a square face with thick eyebrows, and a high nose bridge. It was actually a woman... a woman? !

"Our Brucie is always so popular!" A designer-looking man wiped the lips of the long-haired assistant with a smile, and walked past him.The camera also landed on the face of the long-haired assistant, half of his lips were dyed red by the lipstick that the designer had deliberately applied just now, against the corners of his slightly raised eyes, he looked beautiful and seductive, like Naxi standing by the water Thurs.Although accidentally stained with blood, he is contemptuous, innocent and confusing.However, although he has a gentle temperament, but he has sword eyebrows and star eyes, he is clearly a man!

In the opening 3 minutes, the plain Lan Ying held the high-definition camera and successfully blocked the harsh mouths of the female audience.But Xia Zhi, who is indistinguishable between male and female, got the first kill. When the camera fell on his face, the audience exclaimed: "Wow~~"

Xia Zhi, who was sitting in the first row, slid back into his seat guiltily, and then asked Lan Ying who was sitting next to him in a low voice: "Director Cai also added post-processing to my face?... I remember that when I fixed the makeup, I obviously didn't Such a girl!"

Lan Ying had mixed feelings, wanted to laugh and beat him up, but in the end she still bit her lip and shook her head slightly.He only thought to himself: This person who is naturally beautiful and hard to give up is really enviable, jealous and hateful!With just a little bit of makeup on, it is so gorgeous that you can't look at it.

As the film continues, a will soon brings men and women from two different worlds together under the same roof.A detached apartment of more than 200 square meters located in the central urban area of ​​a first-tier city is obviously not a small sum.The two protagonists who looked at each other and hated each other started a hard journey of fighting wits and courage for this apartment.The sissy Pei Luo has a bad personality. He adds mustard to Tong Tong's dinner, sprays paint on Tong Tong's clothes with a water gun, pours glue into Tong Tong's shoes, plays ghosts and scares people in the middle of the night... all kinds of outrageous things. The prank is unimaginable, only Tong Tong can't think of it, and he can't do it without him.And although the girl Tong Tong didn't have as many bad ideas as Pei Luo, her fists were really hard enough, and she could beat Pei Luo to the point of crying as soon as she suffered a loss.After all, the pain of flesh and blood is worse than the embarrassment of being pranked, so the two "lived together" for half a month, and Tong Tong gradually gained the upper hand in this battle.However, she was soft-hearted after all, even though she often flattened Pei Luo into a pig's head, when she heard Pei Luo crying that this apartment was his mother's former residence, she couldn't bear to drive him out.

The battle for production was at a stalemate, and the boyfriend cheated on the company colleague again and was caught by Tong Tong.Angry, Tong Tong rushed forward to question her boyfriend, who was deeply afraid of Tong Tong's iron fist, so in order to protect himself, he threw his heart out and humiliated Tong Tong severely.Said that she is not gentle, not beautiful, she is a tomboy who is feared by others, and a straight man of steel is willing to mess with her when he sees her.

Although Tong Tong is a female man, she is still a woman after all.She and her boyfriend have been in love since college, and they have always been devoted to him. They fought for an apartment with Pei Luo just so that she and her boyfriend could have a wedding room in this city and settle down.Unexpectedly, it turned out that her boyfriend had already changed his mind.Tong Tong, who was broken in love, was sad and angry, got himself drunk, and went back to the apartment reeking of alcohol.

At that time, Pei Luo was ironing clothes in the living room.Compared with Tong Tong who never wears makeup, hair care, maintenance, or even slovenly appearance, Pei Luo is neat and tidy even if he only wears home clothes, and he is still elegant even when doing housework.However, after getting along with Tong Tong for a long time, even though his temperament is still firm and cold, his words and deeds have become much more down-to-earth.No, just seeing Tong Tong slam into the door reeking of alcohol, he immediately complained with a different nose and face: "Is there anything wrong? You're a woman who drank like this?... Let me tell you, I just wiped the floor But, don't vomit..."

"boom!"

Before Pei Luo finished speaking, the wine bottle in Tong Tong's hand was thrown towards him, smashing it hard against the wall behind him.Pei Luo's face turned pale, and he instantly showed the well-behaved qualities unique to victims of domestic violence. He silently swallowed all his dissatisfaction, packed up the iron and clothes, and retreated out of the living room in small steps.

Pei Luo wanted a truce, but Tong Tong, who was drunk, was unwilling to let him go, and only sneered loudly behind his back: "So afraid of me? Are you afraid of women? You trash, what else can you do?"

Although Pei Luo is a bit of a mother, he still has the self-esteem of a man.He immediately turned his head and looked Tong Tong up and down, making an unsightly expression and irony: "Are you considered a woman?"

Just as this sentence stepped on Tong Tong's sore feet, she immediately roared, rushed forward and twisted Pei Luo's arm and fell over her shoulder.

"Fuck!"

"So awesome!"

"Awesome!"

woman!Fickle woman!They were all Xia Zhi fans at the beginning, how long has it been since then?Everyone is on Tong Tong's side!

Xia Zhi slid down a little more, and whispered to himself: "I shouldn't have accepted this drama...The characters are all ruined..."

"Who do you think is not a woman?" Tong Tong rode on Pei Luo and tugged at his collar and roared, "You gay guy who walked through the back door, you know what a woman is?"

Pei Luo, who was lying flat on the floor, grinned at the stars for a while, and Fang replied in a daze, "If all women are like you, then I'd rather be gay."

Pei Luo's words were so similar to what her boyfriend said, that Tong Tong couldn't help but startled, and stayed where she was.

After all, Pei Luo was a man. Although his force value was not enough, his physical strength value was still a little bit.Seeing Tong Tong letting go in a daze, he immediately crawled out from under Tong Tong with hands and feet. "...What the hell?...You are considered a woman just like you? Whoever looks at you is unlucky... If you want to have no breasts, no butt, and such a big temper, how can there be any charm?...I don't know who committed crimes in the previous life ..."

It's really not a good thing for a man to have a broken mouth.Pei Luo was still muttering on this side, but Tong Tong's other end was poked into flames again, and immediately grabbed him by the back collar and yelled loudly: "Who says I'm not attractive?... Am I not beautiful? Am I not in shape? I weigh less than 34, measurements are 22, 32, [-]! How can she compare to me?!...I can handle gay guys! How can I be unattractive?" She yelled, dragging it like a sack The struggling Pei Luo rushed towards the bedroom aggressively.

Until Tong Tong handcuffed him to the head of the bed, Pei Luo finally realized that Tong Tong really wanted to sleep with him.His face was distorted and terrified, and he even uttered Cantonese: "Gay Ray is doing it?!"

"Gay Ray is doing... gay... hahaha..."

"I'm sooooooooooooo..."

"Hahaha I can't do it..."

The movie-watching atmosphere is really good. Not only ordinary audiences are laughing, but even the media and film critics who have read the film countless times are laughing.Only Xia Zhi slid down a little more silently, and secretly made up her mind: I will definitely not participate in the public screening!

When the drunken Tong Tong pointed a gun to Pei Luo's forehead to force him to admit that he was "straight", the audience's laughter almost knocked down the theater ceiling.However, this is not the climax.The climax of the jokes in the plot came early the next morning. Tong Tong, who lay on Pei Luo's body and slept soundly all night, had already forgotten what he did last night, and he had no idea why Pei Luo appeared in his bedroom. No impression.Originally, the lonely man and the widow shared the same bed, and Tong Tong had a natural advantage as a woman, so she could have shouted: "Scum! Take advantage of others!" and then slap Pei Luo across the face.

However, seeing Pei Luo's hands being tortured by the head of the bed, half of his clothes torn, and fine bruises on the corners of his neck and mouth... This obvious and miserable appearance of being ravaged obviously made Tong Tong's conscience hurt a little, and he couldn't bear it. Then wrong him to take advantage of others' danger.So, holding her forehead with a hangover headache, she uttered the classic line that every scumbag is very proficient: "I was drunk last night, and I don't remember what happened..."

Pei Luo didn't talk to him at first, he turned his face and looked blank, and said quietly for a long time, "Let go of me..."

"Oh... oh!" Tong Tong frantically took out the key from his coat and untied the handcuffs.

The next moment, Pei Luo jumped up from the bed, rushed to the window, and shouted hoarsely: "Sam, I'm sorry for you! I'm not innocent anymore! I've been defiled!"

"No!" Tong Tong lost his mind and rushed forward to lift Pei Luo, who had already stepped out of the window with one leg.

The audience laughed and called for help. Many people couldn't even sit still and slipped under their seats.Still only Xia Zhi half-covered her face and self-criticized bitterly: "How could I shoot this part?... Pompous, contrived, vulgar, and disgusting!"

"No!" Lan Ying, who was also smiling happily, retorted, "You acted very well in this part, and you are very relaxed. I rely on you to bring it into the scene. Xia Zhi, relax and have confidence in yourself! "

Encouraged by Lan Ying, Xia Zhi choked for a moment and stopped talking.

The author has something to say:

Lan Ying: Summer solstice, relax and have confidence in yourself!

Director: Blue Queen, actually Xia Zhi just wants you to tell him that he is still a straight man of steel.

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