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Rong Yuheng felt that this was the real flashback.

The phone fell to the ground with the screen facing down, Rong Yuheng could only pray to God - pray that he, Master Wen, would not turn the phone over.

Wen Zezheng's eyes were full of caring for his little hamster, and he didn't even notice that the person being cared for was shaking slightly... The movement of him bending down to pick up the phone was like flowing water, and when he picked it up, he was about to pass it to someone. Subconsciously flip the screen over.

Suddenly, he paused——

The phone screen was still on, emitting a faint light on his hand.

In the picture, two familiar people are hugging and kissing, and the speed of the car is so fast that he almost loses his grip on the phone.

Wen Zecheng's breathing stopped suddenly: No, it's terrible!What is this amazing thing?

From the moment Wen Zezhen turned over the phone, Rong Yuheng felt that his world had collapsed - he was pure and flawless since he was a child, and when he grew up, he was even more like a delicate snow-white flower.Apart from talking dirty words, he has never actually had sex!

After finally mustering up the courage to ask for a "kiss" fan picture, he didn't expect the picture to be so exciting, and he was caught by his owner!

Rong Yuheng's face was burning red, and even the base of his neck was shrouded in hot air.He tried to snatch his phone back with his claws, but Wen Zecheng was even stronger.

Wen Zecheng squeezed the phone firmly with his fingers slightly.

His mind is now as if exploding fireworks, dazzled - these pictures are too exciting.

He didn't even want to delve into why there were fan pictures of two people kissing fiercely in Rong Yuheng's phone, he just felt that he was about to explode.

Rong Yuheng snatched it but didn't grab it back, he was a little bit annoyed, he said fiercely, "What are you doing! Give it back to me."

Wen Zecheng took a step forward, stood in front of Rong Yuheng condescendingly, looked down at him, "Why? I want to see it too."

The distance between the two was too close, Wen Zecheng's tall shadow was cast in front of Rong Yuheng, casting a shadow.His voice was a little hoarse, as if he was infected with passion and desire, provoking people.

Rong Yuheng felt an oppressive force, he took a small step back, feeling very guilty, "This is a paid item, you are not allowed to see it."

"I can also pay, and I can also pay for the annual card." Wen Zeleng grabbed Rong Yuheng's wrist to prevent him from shrinking further and further away.

His thinking is still a little distracted... It seems that there was a picture just now, in which he clasped Rong Yuheng's wrist and pressed him against the wall to kiss him.

As Wen Zecheng thought about it, a hot feeling rose up in his lower abdomen, and he was so excited that all the flirtatious things that he only dared to think about but never said on weekdays came out.He pulled Rong Yuheng towards him, "Look at these pictures, do you want to kiss?"

I'm so stupid...Rong Yuheng was taken aback by this blunt words!

He wanted to kiss, but it was embarrassing to say so.

Rong Yuheng licked his dry lips, and said against his conscience, "I didn't think about it."

Wen Zecheng said, "Who are you lying to?"

At this moment, he became emotional, like a gap was cut in a sealed bottle, and all those suppressed and restrained desires gushed out, and they couldn't be suppressed.

Want crazy hugs, wet kisses.

I want to put into practice the scenes that have appeared in my mind and pictures one by one.

Wen Zecheng thought: just be reckless once, and say "sorry" after the big deal.

As soon as his throat rolled, the other hand grabbed Rong Yuheng's waist.The tactile feel is very good, the waist is flexible, the curvature is beautiful, and it is very powerful. In short, it is resistant to tossing.

"Zai Zai..." Wen Zezhen called him in a low voice, then bent down and lowered his head——

The breathing was intertwined between the two of them as they drew closer, from being heavy and short at the beginning to becoming hot, moist, and long.

Rong Yuheng's lips were a little dry, and the two of them were simply sticking together, but Wen Zeleng probably felt some rough touch under the lips, so he slowed down his breathing, and stretched out his tongue to lick it lightly.

Lips are immediately moisturized and plump.

Rong Yuheng was so kissed that his whole body trembled slightly.

He felt that Wen Zerong's hand on his waist was very hot, their lips were very hot, and Wen Zerong's tongue was also very hot.But it wasn't really hot, it was probably because he cared too much, so he felt that the place where the two of them touched seemed to be on fire.

Rong Yuheng thought in a trance while trembling that he hadn't confessed his love to Wen Zerong yet.

But it doesn't seem to make a difference either.

……

They didn't know how long they kissed, until Wen Zezhen turned his head a little uncontrollably and wanted to peck Rong Yuheng's neck and collarbone, and the latter came back to his senses.

Rong Yuheng quickly pinched Wen Zerong's mouth with one hand, and pinched him into a Kodak duck!He said sternly, "No...don't continue chewing!"

Wen Zecheng showed a little bit of dissatisfaction with this unromantic ending.He rubbed Rong Yuheng's waist twice again, releasing his lips from the former's fingers.

"Is it uncomfortable for me to kiss you?"

Rong Yuheng's mind was still in a mess, he felt that it was necessary for him to enroll Wen Zerong in a language class - what is "uncomfortable kiss"?It sounds very unprincipled.

Is he going to answer "comfortable"?

"It's ok... Our progress bar is moving too fast." Rong Yuheng looked away, and poked Wen Zecheng's chest again, trying to widen the distance between the two with the smallest contact area.

Wen Zezhen couldn't comprehend the former's intention at all, he grabbed Rong Yuheng's little paw that was poking wildly, and issued a warning,

"Don't tease me anytime soon."

Rong Yuheng's eyes widened in disbelief - why did she tease him!

The shameless Wen Zecheng obviously wanted it himself!

Rong Yuheng pressed loudly, "I didn't!"

Wen Zecheng's eyes showed surprise, "I'm still full of energy, I can do it again!"

Rong Yuheng, "..."

He lowered his head in an instant, with a look of anger.

Wen Zecheng, "..."

But Rong Yuheng is not hypocritical, he is really dying, he feels that he is so weak——

Wen Zecheng opened his mouth and popped, almost knocking him out of his mind, unable to breathe, and he didn't know what stimulated him.

Rong Yuheng was still looking for the crux of Wen Zezhen's body, but he didn't bring the cause to the fanfic picture he asked for.

Wen Zezheng tasted the sweetness, tasted the essence, and now put his arms around Rong Yuheng's waist, rubbing things here and there, "Let's kiss again..."

Rong Yuheng, "No, I don't agree."

Wen Zecheng, "Oh, then I apologize."

After he finished speaking, he buried his head and kissed and gnawed.

Rong Yuheng: ... I am jdhxboujxx!

The two kissed back and forth for several rounds between "no" and "apology."About an hour later, Wen Zeleng stared at the face of his little hamster and fell silent...

"Zai Zai," he suddenly pulled the corner of Rong Yuheng's clothes, "I was wrong."

I don't know if this is Wen Zecheng's first apology tonight.

Rong Yuheng was numb at first, but he inexplicably tasted a hint of sincerity from this apology.

His eyes were slightly concentrated, "... Where did you go wrong?"

Wen Zezhen lowered his head, looking aggrieved, "It doesn't matter how serious your mouth is."

Rong Yuheng reacted for about half a minute, then his pupils shrank, turned over and crawled to the bedside mirror——

I saw myself in the mirror, with misty eyes and a face full of love, and the most important thing was the mouth, which was red and swollen from being kissed.

Rong Yuheng: ...

Awesome.

Wen Zecheng saw that the spring color on Rong Yuheng's face was fading, and his rationality was returning, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, so he hurriedly rubbed over to give someone a smooth hair, "The swelling will subside the next day, really."

Rong Yuheng's eyes were three-point cold and seven-point super cold, and he stared straight at the culprit——

"There is still filming tomorrow, and your best movie star actually harmed the actors of the same crew. You will be punished!"

Wen Zecheng was still arguing for himself, "It is impossible for a person to be perfect in his life, and he will always make some mistakes..."

Rong Yuheng poked his head out, his red and swollen mouth gently incited, "Knowing mistakes can be corrected, there is nothing good about it. Are you willing to correct your own mistakes?"

Wen Zecheng was silent for two seconds, and then played the emotional card, "I hope you can accept such an imperfect me..."

Rong Yuheng, "..."

He even wondered if his energy was sucked away by Wen Zerong when he was booing just now, otherwise, why did Wen Zerong have the same smell as himself when he spoke?

But the matter has come to this point, and it is no longer necessary to pursue responsibility.

What's more, he also enjoyed it quite a bit, so he was considered an accomplice.

Rong Yuheng said, "Forget it, let's find a way to solve the current problem first."

Wen Zecheng immediately nodded in agreement.

Rong Yuheng, "Tomorrow it shouldn't look obvious, and it can be covered with makeup—the point is how to hide it from Sister Qiu and Brother Qu."

Wen Zezheng thought hard, and then came up with an idea, "Why don't you just say that you practiced hard at the B-box all night in the hotel?"

"..." Rong Yuheng was full of admiration, "You are really a little public relations genius."

Practicing B-box hard all night is almost the same as studying "Luminous Script".

In the end, Rong Yuheng drew up a solution by himself and took out the phone - the phone interface was still stuck in the dialogue between him and Yaotai.

Yaotai added a few more pieces of news afterwards, making people very eager to block her.

[Yaotai]: How is it? Are you satisfied? Kiss~

[Yaotai]: Alas...pure kissing still limits my true level, next time you can ask something else.

[Yaotai]: Huh?What about people?

[Yaotai]: Shouldn't she be caught like in the novel?Hahahahaha no way!

[Yaotai]: ...? ? [cat panicked]

Rong Yuheng: ...

Gan!

He quickly closed the dialog with Yaotai and switched to the takeaway interface.

Spicy hot pot, boiled pork slices, spicy diced chicken... Rong Yuheng almost ordered all the spiciest dishes.While ordering, he told Wen Zezheng, "The two of us will eat together. When Sister Qiu and Brother Qu ask, they will say that eating spicy food swells the mouth."

Wen Zecheng, "..."

Rong Yuheng glanced at him, "You seem to have something to say?"

Wen Zezhen, who knew he was wrong, immediately applauded, "No, this is really a genius proposal."

Only then did Rong Yuheng groan in satisfaction, and leaned on Wen Zerong's shoulder to place an order for takeaway.

Rong Yuheng's fluffy head scratched Wen Zecheng's cheek a little itchy.The two of them are now leaning against the head of the bed, lazily ordering supper. The warm orange light illuminates the room quite warmly, and Wen Zecheng suddenly feels that they look like an old couple.

He thought, after going this far, is it not too far from a marriage proposal?

Where would you go if you got married? Spring or summer? Who should you invite to the banquet?

……

Wen Zecheng was immersed in the beautiful vision of future marriage, when Rong Yuheng who was beside him suddenly called out to him shyly,

"Owner, I have something to tell you."

Wen Zecheng stroked his hair lovingly, "Say it."

Could it be that his cub is also thinking about the wedding banquet?

They really have a tacit understanding!

Rong Yuheng's face was a little red, but his posture was quite generous and natural.He turned to Wen Zecheng, sweet and sincere,

"Owner, we...do we want to date?"

The author has something to say: Rong Yuheng (secretly happy): The owner must be pleasantly surprised~

Wen Zecheng: Pupil earthquake...!