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After Rong Yuheng finished pushing, she didn't realize that the air in the small dining room had become stagnant.

Wen Zecheng looked down at him, his eyes were dim...

"The buttocks aren't up enough?" Wen Zezheng's hand slid down Rong Yuheng's back collar, grabbed his neck, and rubbed his thumb against the side of his neck twice, which seemed meaningful.

"It's quite a surprise to tell the truth after drinking."

Rong Yuheng only heard the phrase "surprise", and smiled at Wen Zerong with half-closed eyes when he heard it,

"I will also create more small surprises for the owner~"

"..." Wen Zezhen choked up.

He lifted the man off the dining table, and Rong Yuheng limply stuck to his body like a piece of jelly, and the hair on his head was still buried in the socket of his shoulder, rubbing back and forth.

Wen Zezheng's throat moved, and he put his hand on Rong Yuheng's lower back, where the collapsed arc was just enough to hold one hand.

Wen Zecheng thought of Rong Yuheng's wide robe covering such a waist when the two were acting in "Su Yi".The waist was tight, drawing a beautiful arc.

He wanted to cuddle a long time ago, so he directly wore costumes and costumes to cuddle.

When he thought of this, he couldn't help but feel his heart skip a beat. He pressed the person into his arms, lowered his head, and his lips were almost touching Rong Yuheng's ear, "Zai Zai, when are we going to play costume role-playing?"

Rong Yuheng lifted his spirits, "Cosplay in ancient costumes? I can do it now!" After he finished speaking, he pushed Wen Zecheng away, and waved his hand, "Xiao Chengzi, quickly take Sajia to take a bath and change clothes——"

"..." Wen Zecheng's fantasy was instantly shattered.

He can't play this kind of role.

After shoving the drunk hamster talking nonsense into the bedroom, Wen Zerong closed the door behind his backhand.

"Click".The room was quiet for two seconds. Although Rong Yuheng was drunk, the instinct of a small animal gave him a sense of crisis.

Hanging on Wen Zecheng's body, he turned his head to look at the bedroom door, "Why is it locked...?"

Wen Zereng pursed his dry lips, "Work behind closed doors."

Rong Yuheng was confused, "What car?"

Wen Zeleng looked at him with deep meaning, "Luxury Lincoln is extended."

Hearing this, Rong Yuheng opened a new channel very subjectively, "Do you want to change career?"

After he finished speaking, he leaned over happily, as if he had found the value of his existence, "If you want to enter the automobile industry, I have a brother on the road who can help~"

Wen Zezheng's lips twitched slightly, "I'm not..."

Rong Yuheng interrupted his rebuttal again with an "oh--", "Aren't you still planning to do massage for blind people? It covers a wide range of subjects! Kekekekeke~"

Wen Zecheng almost didn't realize where the "massage" stalk came from.He thought for a while before he remembered that it was after a certain knockout match.

Immediately afterwards, he fell into silence... Why did the memories in Rong Yuheng's mind become quite old after he got drunk?

Also, where did the setting of "blind people" come from?

It was getting late at this moment, Wen Zezhen was speechless for a moment, then urged Rong Yuheng to take a bath.

"I took the change of clothes for you. Do you want to use the shower or the bathtub?"

Rong Yuheng raised his head, "What kind of shower does a real man use! I want to use a bathtub, take a bubble bath!"

Wen Zecheng almost wanted to clap his hands and praise: Then you are really a man.

...

Wen Zecheng pushed the demented hamster into the bathroom, rolled up his sleeves and filled the bathtub with water, "Will you wash it yourself or should I help you?"

In fact, he wanted to wash for others. Although it was difficult to predict the future development in Rong Yuheng's state, the fun of brushing the hamster would not be diminished.

Rong Yuheng leaned on the wall to watch Wen Zecheng put the bath water, the rising water vapor gradually lingered over the bathtub, and the heat could be felt even one meter away.

He smacked his lips, "No, I have to wash myself."

Wen Zecheng paused for a moment when he tested the temperature of the water, and then whispered, "Let me help you, what if you slip?"

Rong Yuheng sang happily, "I can't die, la la la ~"

Wen Zecheng, "..."

He was sent out of the bathroom door amid Rong Yuheng's joyful singing.There was a "bang" sound of closing the door, which seemed indifferent and heartless in the quiet room.

The sound of water faintly sounded from the bathroom behind, mixed with Rong Yuheng's "la la la" tone, which shattered the last trace of Wen Zecheng's charming fantasy.

Rong Yuheng's "bubble bath" lasted for an hour, and when he came out, Wen Zeleng was leaning against the head of the bed and almost fell asleep.

Wen Zecheng was really tired today.When he half-closed his eyes, he was still automatically reviewing the course of the day in his mind, as if he was showing a revolving lantern of life:

He first got up early in the morning to steam the siu mai, drove for two hours to G City, and then started a day of hard work.Then he drove back to City C, changed his clothes and rolled up his sleeves to cook when he got home.

When it was time to eat, he had to pour wine for the two ancestors and watch their magnificent singing and dancing performances... Wen Zeleng was able to catch his breath until the two stopped eating one after another.

So when Rong Yuheng refused to "brush his hair", he didn't force it either.One is because Rong Yuheng is still drunk, and the other is because he is really powerless...

When Rong Yuheng came out of the bathroom, he saw Wen Zerong leaning on the bed with a tired face.

In fact, Rong Yuheng was half sober after taking a bath, although his consciousness was still a little erratic, but at least he knew what he was doing.

Of course, I also remember very clearly what I have done.

Rong Yuheng shamelessly rubbed over and poked his owner, "I'm done washing."

Wen Zecheng let out a "hmm", but he didn't realize that his hamster's mind had gradually cleared up... He raised his hand and rubbed Rong Yuheng's face, "Go to bed first, I'll go take a bath."

Rong Yuheng thought for two seconds, "Do you want me to wash it for you?"

Wen Zecheng woke up immediately.

He looked at Rong Yuheng, his eyes narrowed slightly, "...how do you want to help me wash?"

Rong Yuheng tentatively said, "A real man's bubble bath?"

"..." After two seconds, Wen Zecheng closed his eyes again, his brows gradually frowning, "No need, I'll wash myself with a sissy shower."

"..."

Wen Zecheng took a shower much faster than Rong Yuheng, it only took more than 20 minutes.When he came out of the bathroom wiping his hair, Rong Yuheng was curled up on the bed dreaming in a daze.

Wen Zecheng walked over to tuck the quilt up for someone, Rong Yuheng's eyes opened a little, "Have you finished washing?"

Wen Zecheng said "hmm", "Woke you up? Go back to sleep."

Rong Yuheng squeezed into the bed, leaving half space open, "Then you can come up by yourself in a while."

Wen Zezhen was stunned for a moment, "I still..." He suddenly stopped in the middle of speaking.

He originally wanted to say that he should sleep on the ground, but then he realized——No, they have already dated, so why do they still sleep in "separate beds"?And Rong Yuheng is sober at the moment, he said "to sleep together", that is from the original intention.

Rong Yuheng rubbed his eyes and asked him, "What are you still?"

Wen Zecheng opened his mouth, and then sang softly, "I am still the boy I used to be, nothing has changed~"

Rong Yuheng's movement of rubbing his eyes suddenly stopped.

For a moment, he said with a complicated expression, "Your changes are quite big."

Wen Zecheng, "..."

Soon, the two were lying side by side on the bed.Wen Zecheng raised his hand to turn off the bedside lamp, and with a "click", the bedroom fell into darkness.

This is the first time that the two have "shared the same bed" in a normal state.

Wen Zecheng had imagined the scene of cuddling and sleeping on the same bed with Rong Yuheng countless times before, and he was even a little worried—would he be unable to control himself and scare his little hamster?

But the reality is: at this moment, both of them are too sleepy.

This "no" is really about the same as that "no".

In order to prevent Rong Yuheng from falling off the bed again, Wen Zezhen deliberately pushed Rong Yuheng to the inner side of the bed, then put an arm on it and half hugged him, "Good night, baby."

Rong Yuheng rubbed against Wen Zerong's arms, muttering, "Master, I'm bent..."

Wen Zecheng thought in a daze: Isn't it just bent.

...

Three o'clock in the morning, in the dead of night.

Rong Yuheng on the bed suddenly moved.

His whole body was shrunk towards the end of the bed under the quilt, and the quilt on Wen Zecheng was pulled vigorously, gradually leaving his original position...

Wen Zecheng is still dreaming at this moment.

In the dream, he was washing the air conditioner and drying the quilt at Rong Yuheng's house.Suddenly, the sky outside became overcast, and the cold wind blew in gusts, making Wen Zezheng shiver from the cold.

Before he could go back to the house to take shelter from the wind, he saw a hot air balloon floating over the balcony. Wen Qin sat on the hot air balloon and waved towards him, "Baby, hurry up and travel around the world with Ma Ma!"

Then, a little hamster jumped out from under Wen Zeleng's feet with a "swoosh", jumped onto the hot air balloon, and even tilted its round buttocks towards Wen Zeleng.

Wen Zezhen was anxious, and he hurried to catch up, "Rongrong, don't go!"

The little hamster shook the fur on his buttocks on the hot air balloon, "Your ass is not upright enough! I want to travel around the world with Ma Ma, looking for real men with upturned buttocks!"

In a few words, the hot air balloon has flown farther and farther.

Wen Zezhen turned his head and ran downstairs, driving his Lexus RX to chase the hot air balloon.While driving, he poked his head out of the car window and aimed at the hot air balloon in the sky for a chance, "Rongrong, I can practice! Don't fly so fast, okay?"

Rong Yuheng tipped warmly on the hot air balloon, "Owner, you can't catch up with the hot air balloon by driving a Lexus RX. Would you like me to introduce you to the brother of the car dealer, and change to a luxurious Lincoln with an extended length?"

……

brush!Wen Zecheng woke up immediately.

When he woke up, there was a ray of skylight shining through the window, it was around six or seven o'clock in the morning.Wen Zezhen turned his head and saw that more than half of the quilt had been wrapped around him, and the culprit was hanging at the end of the bed, like a cicada pupa...

Wen Zecheng: No wonder it's so cold.

He sat up helplessly, dragged the crumbling "Cicada Pupa" back to the bed, and simply got up to steam siu mai for others.

When Rong Yuheng woke up, the sky was bright, he looked at the time - [-]:[-].The half bed next to it was already empty, so he quickly got up, washed up and opened the door to go out.

As soon as he went out, he happened to see Wen Zhongyun coming out of the next room yawning.Although the wine taste of these two people is difficult to describe in words, their memory is equally good, and they remember the experience of being drunk last night inseparably.

Rong Yuheng held her small face shyly, "Uncle, good morning..."

Wen Zhongyun was equally shy, "Oh, early..."

The two of them walked into the kitchen together, and saw Wen Zezhen steaming Siu Mai for them with his back to the door. The hazy morning light came in from the window, and the latter's back was broad and solid.

Wen Zhongyun took the opportunity to whisper to Rong Yuheng, "Cho Teng is pragmatic, simple, and knows how to live. He never likes to fix those fancy things, and he doesn't compare himself with anyone. If you stay with him for a long time, you will find that he is very good at living!" "

Rong Yuheng poked his head like a pounding garlic, "I know, I know~"

Wen Zhongyun rubbed his hair in relief.

Wen Zecheng steamed the siu mai, put it on a plate, and then turned around to serve it to the table.He beckoned the two people at the door to sit down, "Are you up? Do you feel a headache?"

The old and the young, who consciously gave Wen Zezhen a headache, quickly shook their heads, "No, no..."

Wen Zecheng said, "That's good."

The three of them ate siu mai together for a while, and in the silence, Wen Zezhen suddenly said, "Rongrong, you said yesterday that you have a friend in a car dealership?"

Rong Yuheng raised her head, "Well, what's the matter?"

Wen Zecheng's mind was full of the "nightmare" of last night. He put down the siu mai after hearing this, and said solemnly, "I want to change the car."

Rong Yuheng and Wen Zhongyun were taken aback at the same time.

Rong Yuheng was puzzled, "What car do you want to change?"

In order to cover up his guilty conscience, Wen Zecheng immediately put on an air of wealth and wealth, "I want to change to a luxurious Lincoln with an extension!"

Wen Zhongyun & Rong Yuheng, "..."

Wen Zhongyun's words 5 minutes ago seemed to be still echoing in their ears:

"Che Teng is pragmatic, simple, and knows how to live. He never likes to fix those fancy things, and he doesn't compare with others. You will find that he is very good at living with him after staying with him for a long time!"

The author has something to say: Wen Zecheng (shaking): What kind of nightmare is this!

Rong Yuheng (shaking his head): The owner is indeed not the boy he used to be.