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Rong Yuheng was obviously taken aback.He vaguely felt that "Shaomai" should have some meaning, but his goldfish brain was still slowly loading...

Wen Zecheng didn't wait for him to understand, he came over and reached out to hold him, "Are you going out to buy breakfast?"

Rong Yuheng let out a "hmm", escaped from the memory and returned to reality, "Why don't you tell me when you're here, how long do you plan to stay here if I don't come down?"

Wen Zecheng shook his arm and explained, "It's too early in the morning to go out, so I didn't say anything because I was afraid you were still asleep."

Rong Yuheng couldn't stand Wen Zecheng like this, he felt a little coquettish, and there was a kind of cuteness in contrast, especially able to poke him.

"Just tell me next time, let's go, let's go back."

Wen Zecheng said, "Isn't my aunt still at home, I won't go up."

Rong Yuheng's eyes were gloomy, "Are you a takeaway guy, and you leave after delivery?" Seeing that Wen Zecheng wanted to evade it hypocritically, he sighed, "My mother was still urging me to find a wife yesterday. ..."

Wen Zecheng's eyes suddenly widened: ...! ! !

His chest heaved violently twice, and his breathing was a little rough.Then he suddenly grabbed Rong Yuheng's wrist, and put the belt around him, "What are you looking for?"

Wen Zecheng lowered his head and was almost angry, "Can your wife get up early in the morning to steam siu mai for you?"

Rong Yuheng almost laughed out loud.

He happily took his jealous warm owner to the apartment building, thinking in his heart:

Oops... the owner's secret love is too obvious!

Going upstairs and unlocking the door, Rong Yuheng was pulling sandals for his owner at the entrance, while turning his head and shouting into the room,

"Ma Ma! I brought the snail guy back!"

Wen Zezhen looked down at him, "Young snail?"

Rong Yuheng didn't even raise her head, "Love name."

Wen Zecheng was shocked in an instant, the jealousy slowly dissipated, and the pink bubbles gradually filled the air...

The other side of the bedroom was quiet for half a minute, and then there was a violent noise, Wen Qin's voice pierced through the door and pierced people's hearts, "Snail boy!??"

Wen Zerong stepped into the sandals, followed Rong Yuheng into the living room, he looked around for a week - the furniture and furnishings were full of life, but they hadn't been lived in for a long time, and they were all dusty.

It's really cold in the room. The floor heating and air conditioner are not turned on, and the floor is tiled. The cold starts from the feet, and the whole body cannot be warmed up.

Wen Zecheng asked, "Is the floor heating in arrears?"

Rong Yuheng, "Well, I need to insert the card to recharge, but Ma Ma doesn't know where to throw the card."

Wen Zecheng, "Can the air conditioner be turned on?"

Rong Yuheng, "It should be fine, but it hasn't been cleaned yet, and it's full of dust inside."

Wen Zecheng nodded, and put the thermal bag containing siu mai on the table, "You guys have breakfast first."

Wen Qin came out after a few minutes, with smooth long hair, decent clothes, and even a pair of shiny earrings.Rong Yuheng's pupils shrank - this woman's dressing efficiency is simply outrageous!

As soon as Wen Qin came out, Wen Zecheng's back was obviously tense.He slightly nodded towards Wenqin, "Hi Auntie, I'm Wen Zecheng."

When Wen Qin saw Wen Zecheng, she immediately exclaimed "Wow", "What a handsome guy!"

Rong Yuheng immediately clung to Wen Zecheng, showing off to the utmost, "Is that right~" The owner of his family is so handsome!

Rong Yuheng not only wanted him to see Wen Zerong's beautiful skin, but also let her see Wen Zerong's pragmatic soul!He poked the thermal bag on the table and made a "crash clatter" sound, "Look, this is breakfast with love!"

Wen Qin, "Wow!!"

After the mother and son admired artificially, they all sat down to eat siu mai.The siu mai is still warm at the moment, the sweetness of the glutinous rice and the flavor of the gravy, even if picky as Rong Yuheng, he ate several in one go.

Seeing this, Wen Zecheng's eyes were loving...

Wen Qin gnawed and asked, "Little Tian Luo, are you here to deliver breakfast?"

Rong Yuheng almost choked - Xiao, Tian, ​​Luo!It sounds very gentle and virtuous!

Wen Zecheng was stunned for a second, and then realized that this was a "love name" for him, and he immediately responded,

"Well, Rong Rong said that you just moved in and there is nothing at home, so I just wanted to come and deliver breakfast."

Wen Qin, "Where did you come from?"

Wen Zecheng, "C City."

Wen Qin stopped gnawing the siu mai, and she looked up at the former, "It takes more than two hours to drive here?"

Wen Zecheng, "It takes less than two hours to come from the expressway around the city."

Wen Qin's eyes narrowed.

Rong Yuheng was still like a carefree little idiot, gnawing on siu mai happily, without noticing the subtle change in his aura at all.

The two looked at each other in silence for a while, and Wen Zezhen suddenly said, "Auntie, do you have a higher stool at home? I'll take the air conditioner down and wash it."

Wen Qin, "...ah, yes."

Rong Yuheng was shocked, "Why! You don't need to wash this."

Wen Zezhen fluently quoted a famous sentence through the ages, "It's okay, everyone is here."

Rong Yuheng, "..."

Wen Zecheng found a step stool, and ran aside alone to remove and wash the air conditioner.Rong Yuheng wanted to help, but was held back by Wenqin,

"Snail boy? Where did you find it?"

Rong Yuheng rubbed his fingers guiltily, "It was raised in a water tank."

Wen Qin pressed her palm on the top of Rong Yuheng's head, scratched her head with five fingers, and rubbed it lightly, "Don't treat Ma Ma as your father, she's so easy to deceive like a fool."

Rong Yuheng pressed her in a low voice, "Why are you still dragging..."

Wen Qin ignored him, and only turned her head to look at Wen Zerong meaningfully.The latter wore a luxury brand name, but at this moment, he was doing things under the air conditioner with his sleeves rolled up and his arms stretched out.The muscular forearm muscles are slightly raised, and the angular jawline has a masculine sexiness.

Wen Qin sighed, "There still needs to be a man at home."

Rong Yuheng looked at his handsome owner, nodded blindly and said yes, "Yes, otherwise no one would wash the air conditioner."

"..."

The air fell into silence for half a minute.

Half a minute later, Rong Yuheng let out a dry voice, "...No, then what am I?"

Wen Qin opened and closed her mouth, and finally replied reluctantly, "You are a boy."

Rong Yuheng, "Oh."

Fortunately, Wen Zecheng walked over with the filter in a short while, breaking the unspeakable embarrassment, "Where is the bathroom, I will use it to wash."

Rong Yuheng immediately rubbed up, trying to escape the stagnant air in this small living room, "I'll take you there!"

Wen Zecheng's eyes instantly showed a hint of warmth, "You are so caring."

Wen Qin, "..." Wake up, this is just human nature.

The main pet and the two were nestled in the bathroom, Wen Zecheng filled a basin of water, put in detergent and began to brush the filter.Rong Yuheng propped his chin up to watch from the side, and the whole picture seemed that he was in the way and superfluous.

After Wen Zecheng washed the filter, he took it to the balcony to dry.Rong Yuheng followed him all the way, like a chick that just broke its shell.

Wen Qin sat on the sofa in the living room and watched the whole process, her complex and colorful expression was like a watercolor painting.

After the initial restraint, Wen Zecheng returned to a calm and composed state. When he passed by the living room, he nodded to Wenqin, "I see the sun is coming out, so I'll take the quilts from several rooms to the balcony to dry."

Wen Qin, "...Oh, thank you."

Rong Yuheng stalked behind Wen Zecheng, doing whatever he could.He knew he was in the wrong, and timidly glanced at Wen Qin, as if an ugly daughter-in-law saw an evil mother-in-law.

For a moment, Wen Qin almost wondered who was her real son!

At lunch, Wen Zecheng originally planned to cook in person to add another touch to his "pragmatic soul", but the reality is that there is no root vegetable peel at home.

The three could only bow their heads to the takeaway again.

"Vinegar slippery pork, beef with sharp pepper, stir-fried liver and kidney, and some fungus and green bamboo shoots, how about?" Wen Zezheng showed Rong Yuheng with his mobile phone, "Actually, the lobster here is also delicious, but you Don’t eat the shells. If you want to eat them, I’ll peel them for you.”

Wen Qin at the side said, "..."

She was really amazed: what kind of snail boy is this, this is simply a farming ox!

Rong Yuheng swallowed with a "gudong", then glanced at him again.He always felt that he had seen through everything.

"No need, these are fine."

Wen Zezhen immediately doted on him and looked at him helplessly and tenderly, "Are you trying to save me money? You are so kind."

Rong Yuheng & Wen Qin, "..." I don't know what's wrong with him at all!

Before the takeaway was delivered, Wen Zecheng was washing dishes and chopsticks in the kitchen.The plastic tableware for takeaway is not as hygienic as the tableware for home use. We usually have limited conditions outside, so we still have to be particular about it when we return home.

Wen Qin pulled Rong Yuheng to shrink into the corner of the living room and whispered, "How did you raise this snail boy, you are more subjective and active than intelligent AI?"

Rong Yuheng was also silent, "Eat his, use his, wear his."

Wen Qin's expression was indescribable, "Then have you paid anything?"

Rong Yuheng thought for a while, then poked his head slightly, "I gave him happiness?"

Wen Qin, "..."

The takeaway was delivered quickly, and after the three of them had eaten, Rong Yuheng took the initiative to clean up the dishes.With Wen Qin's reminder, he finally realized how brazen he was before.

Rong Yuheng pushed Wen Zerong away, "Go and rest, let me do the dishes."

Wen Zecheng also wanted to enrich his "practical soul", but he was a little reluctant when he heard the words, "But I just like washing dishes, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't wash them all day."

Rong Yuheng didn't believe his nonsense at all, "哐!" He closed the kitchen door, "I didn't see you feeling uncomfortable when you were on the set."

Wen Zecheng, "..." The clumsy lie was exposed.

Wen Zeleng worked diligently at Rong Yuheng's house until three or four in the afternoon. He was turning the quilt on the balcony, and the big white goose called him to ask him when he would be home.

Rong Yuheng was a little embarrassed, he poked Wen Zerong, "Go back quickly."

Wen Zezhen held the phone and glanced at Rong Yuheng, "The big white goose asked if you want to come to my house?"

Rong Yuheng was actually a little tangled.It's New Year's Day today, and Wen Zecheng even found time to spend the whole day with him and mahjong with him, so he should go see the big white goose because of his feelings and reason.

But it was rare for him to go home once again.

Before Rong Yuheng could speak, Wen Qin suddenly popped his head out from the balcony door, "Baby is going to Tian Luo's house as a guest? There is a bottle of good wine at home, let's take it together later."

Wen Zezhen hurriedly said, "No need for auntie, my dad just wants to see Rongrong."

Wen Qin directly ignored his politeness, and instead urged Rong Yuheng, "Go and clean up."

Rong Yuheng held his heart together, "Is that okay, Mama! Will you be lonely when I'm not around?"

Wen Qin comforted him, "When Ma Ma went to heaven, she was also beautiful alone."

Rong Yuheng, "..." He underestimated his rich spiritual world.

After agreeing to go to Wen Zerong's house, Rong Yuheng quickly packed up a change of clothes, carrying a small bag, carrying a bottle of good wine and followed Wen Zerong away.

When the two sat in the car, Wen Zezhen raised his hand and put the bag in Rong Yuheng's arms on the back seat, "Don't hold it, it will crush you."

Rong Yuheng, "??"

He looked down at himself: Where can this crush?

Wen Zecheng drove the car back, he turned sideways to Rong Yuheng, his Adam's apple rolled up and down while speaking, "I still have some steaks at home, how about frying steak tonight?"

Rong Yuheng, "Okay, Mama just brought wine, do you want to drink it tonight?"

"Yes." Wen Zezheng said and glanced at him sideways, "How's your drinking capacity?"

Rong Yuheng thought about it, he hadn't actually drank much, before there were parties at school, and he only drank fruit wine and beer, not of any strength.

Thinking of this, he cleared his throat and said, "I've never been drunk."

Wen Zecheng smiled, "That's good, today is the holiday, you can drink more."

Hearing this, Rong Yuheng puffed out her small chest, "Drink, I'm afraid you can't do it!"

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