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A thunderbolt exploded in Rong Yuheng's mind!

He hadn't decided whether to turn around and run without his shoes on or to leave decently with his shoes on, when the sound of "da, da" footsteps came from the corridor in front of the entrance.

Under the festive background music, there are some signs of red and white happy events.

With a shock behind Rong Yuheng's back, he turned his head and pressed his hand on the doorknob.Before he had time to rush out, an arm suddenly stretched out from behind him and clasped his shoulder firmly. A gentle voice came from above his head,

"Xiao Heng, where are you going?"

Rong Yuheng's hands trembled slightly, then he restrained his expression and turned around pretending to be calm, "I brought you a present, but I forgot to get in the car."

"Come here, what gift do you bring?"

After Rong Congyan finished speaking, he put his arms around the former and was about to walk into the house.

Rong Yuheng grabbed his toes desperately, trying to make the soles of his feet stick to the ground, but he was still dragged parallel to the living room.

He felt like a sweeping machine.

In the huge living room, Rong Tianshen sat on the sofa with a solemn expression.A mahogany table is placed in front of the sofa, and a table label is placed on it.

Rong Yuheng glanced away from the corner of his eye, sticks, long whips, iron picks...

He pursed his lips and tried to stabilize his voice, "What is this for?"

Rong Tianshen looked at him coldly, "Catch Zhou."

Rong Yuheng's eyes were gloomy, "For me in a year's time?"

Rong Congyan sighed helplessly, but he couldn't bear it after all, "It's not to the point of reincarnation."

Rong Yuheng understood, "It means that you can't kill me."

"..."

Seeing the cross talk of the two brothers singing and acting like no one else was around, Rong Tianshen, who was the presiding judge but was inexplicably neglected, finally let out a loud snort unbearably!He raised the fur slippers and flew towards Rong Yuheng with a "snap"——

"I don't even know how to call when I get home! I'm such a big man sitting here, and I haven't heard you call. All these years of reading books have been wasted!"

Rong Yuheng was caught off guard and was hit with an "ow", he rushed to the back of Rong Congyan, poked his head out aggrievedly, and forced him loudly,

"You'll treat me to this as soon as I get home!"

"What kind of distinguished guest are you? I'm still entertaining you!" Rong Tianshen took off another fur slipper and flew over, "Do you need eight more sedan chairs to carry you!"

After he finished speaking, he dragged up the pillow on the sofa, and was about to hit after him, Rong Yuheng hurriedly grabbed Rong Congyan's back hem, and dodged like an eagle catching a chick, "What are you doing, what did I do! "

Rong Congyan was caught in the middle and felt tired, "Don't make trouble, Xiaoheng came back after a long time, Dad, it's almost the same."

Rong Tianshen smashed Rong Congyan with his pillow, "You spoiled me!"

Rong Cong Yanchu closed his eyes on the spot and Dai Heng suffered, "It's me, it's me..."

Amidst the "bang bang" of the pillow and the sound of the wind being picked up, Rong Congyan thought in a daze:

Why did you cheat the puppy back, but in the end it was yourself who was injured?

This absurd pillow fight continued until dinner was filled with singing.

It wasn't until the aunt at home brought food from the kitchen and greeted them to the table that a moment of tranquility was restored in the living room.

There is a pot of chicken soup on the dining table, which is just used to stew ginkgo nuts in this season, and the fragrance is mellow.Rong Yuheng's saliva started to "gurgle" in his throat again... At least the stewed chicken didn't lie to him.

Rong Tianshen gave him a look of resentment, "With your virtue, you haven't been disliked for eating with others?"

Rong Yuheng let out a "hum", and proudly pulled away the chair and sat down: His gentle master has never disliked him, and he can even draw silk from his mouth~

When eating, Rong Congyan chatted with Rong Yuheng, "How is work, is it tiring to be a celebrity?"

Rong Tianshen is like an ETC who automatically raises the bar, "Is there any job that is not tiring?"

"..." Rong Congyan firmly maintained the topic, "Don't treat yourself badly outside, eat when you need to, rest when you need to rest."

Rong Tianshen, "I think he looks better than at home."

Rong Congyan, "..." Dad, shut up.

Rong Yuheng didn't say a word, and gnawed on the chicken leg unhappily.

Rong Congyan could only pick a topic that Rong Tianshen couldn't get into, "What are your plans for the future?"

It was only then that Rong Yuheng was able to speak out, "Release an album, record a show... Maybe you will join a group."

Rong Congyan knew about the first two, but he had never heard of the news of joining the group, "Joining the group? Do you want to make a TV series?"

"Ah."

"Which type?"

Thinking of the miraculous script, the chicken bone in Rong Yuheng's mouth suddenly slipped, almost poking his back molars.He concentrated, "...inspire to grow up."

Rong Tianshen's face turned pale, "It's okay. To be a healthy and positive person, to spread positive energy to others! Especially if you are a public figure now, don't hold yourself to the standards of ordinary people. Public figures shoulder social responsibilities , Do you understand!"

Rong Yuheng was so naughty that the chicken legs were no longer fragrant, he pursed his shiny mouth and protested, "Just tell me, why are you so fierce?"

Rong Congyan hurriedly picked up food for the father and son, "Hey, it's alright, let's eat..."

After the meal, Rong Tianshen slipped to the garden for a walk to digest his food with his hands behind his back.

Rong Congyan and Rong Yuheng collapsed side by side on the beanbag sofa next to the living room.

Rong Congyan rubbed his younger brother's belly, "Don't be angry with Dad, he has been looking forward to your return for a long time."

Rong Yuheng thought about the extremely professional cover singing and colorful grasping, and nodded deeply, "I can feel his enthusiasm."

Rong Congyan laughed, and rubbed him for a while.When Rong Yuheng was so comfortable that his eyes almost closed, he suddenly asked, "Is Aunt Wen okay?"

Rong Yuheng woke up immediately.

Rong Congyan asked his mother Wenqin.

His throat was suddenly a little astringent.Immediately, he recalled the image of braised pork in his mind, moistened his throat with overflowing saliva,

"It's the same...traveling around the world, chatting with me occasionally, and posting some goofy selfies."

"Aunt Wen's mentality has always been very good."

"It's not tempered by someone's bad temper."

Rong Congyan didn't speak, and Rong Yuheng continued, "I thought the family could be together forever, but I didn't expect to get divorced suddenly. Is the shelf life of love so short? If you don't get together, you won't be together."

Rong Congyan gently rubbed his little head, "Love is a matter between two people, you can't judge without it. Don't blame Dad for having a bad temper. There is no right or wrong to love or not to love."

Rong Yuheng was silent for two seconds, then thoughtfully said, "That's good, I don't love you anymore bro."

Rong Congyan's movement of rubbing his head froze, and then he held his head and rubbed him on the plush carpet carefully,

"I'm talking about love."

"..." Rong Yuheng wiped the plush blanket with his face, his eyes were drawn into hanging corners, and he made a vague sound from the gap between his face and the carpet,

"Sorry."

Rong Yuheng didn't leave until after dinner.Before leaving, background music was played in the living room again.

The gongs and drums were jubilant, as if sending off the plague god.

He decided to look for opportunities to write a few new scripts for his big scallop later.

Because she still had work the next day, Rong Yuheng turned on the air-conditioning electric blanket early after returning to the dormitory, got into bed and played with her mobile phone after washing up, intending to use the "sleep fatigue method" to fall asleep.

While playing, Wen Zecheng's news suddenly popped up.

[Wen Zecheng]: Zai Zai hasn't looked for me all day, does he have a new owner? [sea otter suspicious]

[Rong Yuheng]: I only have one owner~ What orders does the owner have? [Sea Otter Star Eyes]

[Wen Zecheng]: It's okay, just care about the diet and daily life of the little hamster

[Rong Yuheng]: What a conscientious owner!I still know cloud farming when I am not around!

Wen Zeleng, who was on the opposite side, saw the message, and the corner of his mouth curled up: If possible, he doesn't want to breed in the cloud, he wants to raise it by himself.

From getting up in the morning to brush the hamster's fur to coaxing the hamster to sleep at night.

[Wen Zecheng]: Go to bed early, you have to audition tomorrow

[Rong Yuheng]: You remember it very clearly

[Wen Zecheng]: After all, there is a hamster breeding record book

Rong Yuheng felt inexplicably sweet when he saw this, he and Wen Zerong replied "good night" and then gave up the "Fatigue Sleep Method", obediently put down the phone and closed his eyes.

...

The next day, Shi Qiu came to pick up Rong Yuheng for an audition.

When Rong Yuheng got into the car, Shi Qiu frowned, "Come here."

Rong Yuheng obediently poked his head over.

Shi Qiu stretched out his hand and pulled his face, "The skin is a bit dry, didn't you apply a mask yesterday?"

Rong Yuheng touched the tip of his nose, then withdrew guiltily, "I applied it, but I forgot to turn off the air conditioner and electric blanket."

Shi Qiu thumped the horn loudly, "The air conditioner and electric blanket are turned on all night, are you going to artificially dehydrate yourself?"

Rong Yuheng huddled in the passenger seat and obediently listened to the training... Hamsters have small brains, so he forgot to chat with his warm owner.

Before arriving at the audition scene, Shi Qiu took a box of mask out of the car and asked Rong Yuheng to replenish water urgently.

After driving for an hour, Rong Yuheng finally turned back into that slick little hamster when he got off the bus.

There are already a dozen or so actors waiting for the audition spot, and not all of them came to audition for the male lead. "Su Yi Ke Xing" is the biggest IP in recent times, and it's good to get a slightly brighter role in it.

Rong Yuheng took a glance, and unexpectedly saw two acquaintances—Xu Sun and Zai An also came.

There was also a middle-aged man standing next to Zai An, Rong Yuheng saw their expressions, and guessed that the latter should be Zai An's uncle.

While looking at him, Xu Sun suddenly turned his head and met his eyes, but Xu Sun quickly looked away, looking a little embarrassed.

"Rong Goose!"

Suddenly a voice drew Rong Yuheng's attention back, he turned his head and saw a white ball jumping towards him.

It's almost winter now, and Bai Tuanzi is dressed in fluff, looking more and more like a dumpling...

Rong Yuheng shook his head lightly to shake off the images in his mind, and greeted Xunguang, "Why did you come here?"

Xun Guang squeezed him familiarly, "I'll come out to pee!"

Rong Yuheng was so frightened that his nostrils dilated: Shut up!Everyone around you is watching you!

Shi Qiu had never seen Xun Guang before, but now he saw a "little girl" greeting Rong Yuheng quite familiarly, and thought it was a young actor Rong Yuheng knew, who came to the audition together.

She stretched out her hand, "Hi, I'm Yuheng's manager Shi Qiu."

Xunguang let out an "ow" and took it up, "Hi, I'm Xunguang."

Shi Qiu, "...??"

The face-to-face meeting between several people ended with Xun Guang unable to hold back his urine. After the latter left with a "slap", Shi Qiu turned to Rong Yuheng with a psychedelic expression, and asked the soul three times,

"The current screenwriters are all so young? How did you meet her? What's your relationship?"

Rong Yuheng also couldn't say a word, "She just looks small, she should be a little older than me; last time I went to visit Brother Shubai's class and met; friends relationship."

Shi Qiu's eyes were complicated, "You are quite a good netizen."

"..."

A while before the audition, Rong Yuheng was chatting with Shi Qiu when he heard a commotion from the other end.

Looking up, it was Zai'an and the others.

Standing opposite Zai An was Xun Guang who had come back from the toilet, wondering if her pupils had the function of taking pictures, Rong Yuheng always felt that there seemed to be a pile of shit reflected in her eyes.

Rong Yuheng thought of Xunguang's circle of friends, and probably guessed Zai'an's reason for coming.

Rong Yuheng turned his head and asked Shi Qiu in a low voice, "Can you be so high-profile with capital?"

Shi Qiu said, "If it is not clearly stated that it is bringing funds into the group, others can't say anything, and even if they guess it, so what, this kind of thing is very common."

She and Rong Yuheng continued, "Last time I saw a great one, who was still auditioning, so he just slapped his bank card on the table, and there were several people around who auditioned together, and their expressions changed instantly."

Rong Yuheng exclaimed, "There is only unexpected, nothing impossible."

Shi Qiu, "That's what it means. You haven't been in the circle for long, and you can see more weird operations in the future."

The two of them were huddling together and whispering, when suddenly the commotion on the other end became louder.Rong Yuheng's nature of eating melons gradually surfaced again... He sneaked along the wall, trying to eat the first bite of the sweetest melon.

When I got closer, I saw Zai'an's uncle looking ugly, and Xu Sun swayed gently between the two of them again, "Mr. Xunguang, 4000 million is already a lot. Do you know who this is? Mai Xiang's Boss, your financial resources are guaranteed, so you don’t have to worry about not getting the promised money.”

Xun Guang glanced at Uncle Zai An, "Mai Xiang's boss?"

Xu Sun hurriedly said "Hey", and Rong Yuheng saw Xunguang's mouth slowly opened——

Because he occupies the best position to eat melons, he can even clearly see the series of swear words swirling on the tip of the former's tongue.

Before Rong Yuheng had time to light the wax on the other side, he saw Xun Guang surrounding his weak self, the fragility on his face flickered and flickered under the light,

"So it's Mr. Zai, sorry for your disrespect..."

"..."

He nearly burst out with a sharp "Puffo!" laugh.

An emoji that Xun Guang sent appeared in Rong Yuheng's mind:

Cubs, come and box.

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