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The program entered the opening interactive session. As the answers of the guests were reported one by one, the barrage slipped by:

—I laughed so hard, when will Mr. Su’s older meme be able to turn over?

— This girl is a bit fierce...

— Is Mr. Wen talking about cross talk in a serious way? ? [Confuse]

—Xi Lin: I’m so hard

——It’s Rong Goose who is answering brother Cheng’s words again hahahahaha

—Wen Rong is really cute~

——Qi Man is so shy, he stuttered a bit [Star Eye]

……

The opening question and answer ended happily amidst the complaints from netizens, and the five guests immediately entered the recording of the official game.

Under the camera, Rong Yuheng huddled behind Wen Zerong and probed his head, looking like a dog. On the other hand, Wen Zerong looked calm and transcendent.

Rong Yuheng in front of the computer, "..."

The barrage is about to burst out laughing:

—What is Rongrong doing hahahahaha

-I go! !It's too cute for Rong Goose to hide behind Brother Cheng and poke his head! kswl!

However, the group of people hadn't finished "haha" when the screen suddenly plunged into darkness!The exclamation of the guests and the sound of "dongdong" footsteps sounded at the same time.

—! ! ?what's the situation

— Fuck, suddenly a little scared...

At this moment, the night vision lens on the screen opened with a "snap" - in the picture, Qi Man shrank into a corner for a second and hugged his weak self; Su Yuyin, who was still in a daze, was taken away in an instant, and he held the latter tightly on his arm, like a vegetable basket!

Rong Yuheng froze for a few seconds, then grabbed Wen Zerong's back hem, jumped sideways to both sides in an attempt to avoid unknown dangers, and launched a sonic attack to resist fear, "Don't come here, ah, ah !!"

Wen Zecheng was caught off guard and spun around, almost being thrown like a shot put!

"..."

Netizens started laughing inhumanely again:

——Hahahaha Teacher Wen was forced to tap dance on the spot

——Tap dancing makes me laugh...Rong Rong is really a genius, who can make Teacher Wen's painting style as harmonious as him!

—I remembered that someone posted Rong Goose’s emoticon a long time ago [I’m taking off! ] I hope Brother Cheng can also have the same style /doge after this issue

—hahahahahahahahahahahaha the devil in front!

Rong Yuheng in front of the computer was staring at the barrage with dark eyes... No, you little bastards from God's perspective don't understand our panic and helplessness in the dark at all! !

At this moment, a white figure suddenly fell from the screen, dragging a long hair and flying in the dark and empty room. Netizens were startled at first, and then they realized that it was a prop.

— Fuck!I was so scared that I almost turned off the computer...

— Even props are scary

— Bullet shield Bullet shield Bullet shield Bullet shield! !

The white figure began to walk under the traction of the nylon wires on the ceiling, and the "dong dong" footsteps played in the room came close, and suddenly stopped.

The addition of the "new member" was quickly noticed by the guests, and instantly set off a new round of panic in the small room.

In order to evade the "new member", Rong Yuheng almost pushed Wen Zeleng against the wall - the latter was quite calm, stretched out his hand to wrap him under his arms, and coaxed him softly, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, in the room There's no one else but us."

Rong Yuheng was even more terrified immediately, even the area of ​​the whites of his eyes increased greatly, "That means there are ghosts!"

Wen Zecheng, "..."

Netizens who watched the excitement laughed wildly while intercepting emoticons.

Just when a group of people in the picture crashed into a ball, the white figure suddenly stopped moving, and a female voice sounded in the field,

"Nagirou is back."

No one answered, only footsteps sounded again.

The female voice continued, "Knowing that you're coming back, I specially warmed up the food and wine, and I'll bring it here for you."

Then there were sounds of setting dishes, pouring wine, and pulling tables and chairs.

When Rong Yuheng heard the sound of eating, his fear dissipated in a second, he broke away from Wen Zeleng's embrace and looked around, "Do you have food?"

Barrage netizens collectively eat melons:

—Rong Goose always looks like he’s not full hahahaha

—Why do you feel that brother Cheng's expression is a bit resentful...

—You are not alone in front, what the hell, brother Cheng put his hand on Rong Goose's waist and pulled him back!

——I can’t see clearly in the dark, brother Cheng should have just hit Rong Rong’s waist

—I don't care, I knock it, I knock it! [lay flat]

In front of the computer, Rong Yuheng's double chins shrunk in shock—why did this happen? ?

...

In the video, the first clue has been released.

The faint female voice said softly, "One candle and two lights make a pair of shadows; three cups of wine and four liang of wine will burn your throat."

After the words were finished, several rows of poems suddenly appeared on the wall, and the dim light of the electronic screen was reflected in the room, and the guests could barely see the direction.

Several poems contain numbers. According to the previous order of "one, two, three, four", it is easy for everyone to lock in the two poems with "five or six":

The hourglass rings at five o'clock, and the window is opened to the sun; after six years of study, I have not seen Zhuro.

The guests studied for a while, and finally saw a small north sign on the electronic screen.

Su Yu Yin said, "There are only so many clues at present, we have to find a way to enter the next room."

Qi Man, "But I didn't see a door at all just now."

Rong Yuheng said, "There should be a secret door. This poem was picked out by us, so it must be directional."

Barrage:

—Rong Rong speaks in a serious manner, as if being fucked by Teacher Wen hahaha

- got on...

—What were you thinking about in front of you? ?

But Rong Yuheng's deduction is indeed correct, this clue is above the words "open the window to the sun":

In the early morning of the fifth watch, "to the sun" means to face the east of the sunrise. Although the door and the window are different, the word "open" is enough to express the meaning of "open"; compare again with the north sign on the electronic screen , the direction of the exit is self-evident.

The five people pressed hard together on the east wall, and they didn't know where the mechanism was triggered. The whole wall receded a few meters with a "rumble", and then sank into the gap in the ground.

The second room was still pitch black, but under the night vision lens, it could be clearly seen that the scene inside looked like a ferry.

The guests at the scene couldn't see it, and could only rely on the sound of the boatman shaking the oars and the wind blowing the pampas grass to guess the current situation.

The conversation between the woman and the boatman started slowly, mixed with the sound of gongs and drums and the sound of horseshoes from far to near, and then suddenly stopped, leaving only the river "squeaking" flowing.

Barrage:

—Have you noticed, the footsteps just now are gone, and the horseshoes are gone now...

—Why do you feel a little scary

—I know the answer, walking on this land can only be floating

— or cross the waves?

— Hahahahaha, are you a little sick in front of me?

In the screen, five guests also discovered this problem.

Qi Man has been trembling ever since the room fell into darkness, "Could it be a supernatural theme..."

Su Yuyin, "This possibility is not ruled out, but the chances are not high. Let's think in a non-supernatural direction first."

Rong Yuheng made a wise voice, "Could it be that she is intermittently deaf..."

Wen Zecheng, who has always been closely connected with him, stretched out his hand and licked his head, "It's a cutting-edge idea."

Rong Yuheng, "..."

Wen Zereng didn't feel that this outspoken compliment was full of sarcasm, and tried to stick the brilliance of wisdom on his hamster, "Inspired by you, I have a guess."

Rong Yuheng, "What guess?"

Wen Zecheng, "It might be an auditory hallucination."

As soon as this remark came out, the bullet screen suddenly woke up like a dream:

— Reasonable and well-founded!

—It's really possible!The story is very clear now, just like Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying, the former always abandoned after getting the honor

— This is still a little different. Looking at the "six years" mentioned earlier, the two are either childhood sweethearts or sworn husband and wife

—So the woman was hit too hard, and she often had auditory hallucinations of Nagisa's return?

—This is a ferry, and returning home must be by boat. Hearing horseshoes galloping, only "auditory hallucinations" can make sense

……

After figuring out the clues, the group of people under the camera found the entrance to the next room in the dark.

The third room finally had light—

I saw that the middle of the room was hollowed out, and there was a pool below, and two suspension bridges hung above it. Only a faint dim light hit the suspension bridge from the top of the head, and the wooden boards were swaying, leading to two different rooms on the left and right opposite.

A middle-aged male voice resounded in the room, "Marrying the daughter of the Shang Shu will definitely have a bright future. You are considered a high-ranking man, so don't be ignorant of good and bad, or your future will be difficult."

There are two doors on the opposite side, one door says "the way forward", and the other door says "the way back".

Qi Man scratched his head, "There are two doors, shall we enter one by one?"

Rong Yuheng shook his head, "I'm still a child, I can only do multiple choice questions."

Su Yu asked humbly, "Then what questions should an old man like me do?"

Rong Yuheng also complimented, "Brother Su really lived to learn, he is still working on problems at such a great age."

"..."

The barrage was instantly overwhelmed by "hahaha" laughter.

In the program, the topic quickly returned to the right track.There was a discussion among the people about which way to go. From a moral point of view, there is nothing wrong with taking the "way back"; but the clues obtained so far point to the "way forward".

There was also a heated discussion on the barrage:

—According to the practice of the previous issues, you should use the clue you solved last time to pass the next level, so you should choose "the way forward"

— But this option is too unsatisfactory. If you follow morality, of course you have to choose "the way back"

—The previous clues are very clear, Nagisa did not go back

The five guests on the show fell silent collectively.

After a while, Su Yuyin asked Rong Yuheng, "Which way do you want to choose?"

Without the slightest hesitation, Rong Yuheng said, "The way home."

Su Yu smiled, "Me too."

He Yuan was still a little confused, "But the clues all point to the way forward..."

Su Yuyin said, "But I feel like I can't take that step."

While the few people hesitated, Wen Zezhen suddenly said,

"Then choose the way back. Even if we are all wrong in the end, it's just that the challenge of this program has failed. The outcome of the game is far less than the inner choice."

The door marked "The Way Back" was pushed open.In the last room, the lights were bright.

Under the warm orange light, it is a cozy hut, the windows are open to the east, and a table under the window is covered with rice paper and brushes.

On the white curtain in front of the side wall, there is a shadow puppet show--river crossing, and a light boat crosses the river.There was neither the sound of gongs and drums, nor loud firecrackers, only a figure standing alone on the bow of the boat with his hands behind his hands.

In front of the ferry, the woman's back trembled suddenly, and then she flew towards the direction the boat came from...

At the end of the play, the words sounded again in the room:

"Nagirou is back."

"Knowing that you're coming back, I specially warmed the food and wine, and I'll bring it here for you."

Then a male voice replied gently:

"Hard work lady."

……

The barrage slides slowly across the screen:

- this ending is really good

—It’s so heartwarming... I like the path chosen by the guests

—From then on, I asked you how warm the porridge was, and from then on, I shared the evening with Qing.

— Teacher Wen said it really well, this may not be the correct answer, but it is the best answer [tears]

—Wait, Rong Goose seems to be crying again...?

—Damn it, I was quite touched at first, so I laughed out loud!

In the show, the guests were looking at the shadow puppet show that ended... Why is there no decisive clue in the last room? Could it be that they chose the wrong one, so the clue was interrupted?

Just at this time, director Yang Wen introduced into the field through a microphone,

"Oh, I'm sorry, I suddenly had too many feelings just now, and I forgot to tell you——Everyone has successfully passed the level!"

"Ah?" Everyone froze for a moment, then clapped their hands and cheered together in disbelief, "Yeah—!"

At the end of the show, the guests returned to the stage, and Xi Lin revealed the mystery of this episode: the choice of the two paths is the final choice of the "treasure hunt". They have successfully passed the customs.

The final part is still the speeches of the guests.

Su Yuyin said, "After this episode of the program is broadcast, some people may say that there are very few people who give up their future for love in the stories with ancient backgrounds. But I want to say that it is because of the rarity that it is precious and valuable. The story we can't measure by the standard of 'truth' or 'reality', it was created, of course, to give us such a vision."

After Su Yuyin finished speaking, the microphone turned to He Yuan.He Yuan looks like a female man, but her thoughts are very delicate. At this moment, her eyes are still red,

"I'm very glad that we followed our inner choice and added a happy ending to this story. The Nagisa in this story was considered to be a heartless man at first, but the story reversed at the end, and he gave up his fame , chose loyalty and love."

Xi Lin said, "That's right. I just watched your recording process. Mr. Wen seemed to say something like this - the outcome of the game is far less than the inner choice. Can Mr. Wen talk about your thoughts at that time?"

The microphone was handed over to Wen Zezheng, and he said, "I don't have any special thoughts, this is how I view emotions."

It is the first time that Wen Zecheng has talked about emotional issues in public since his debut more than ten years ago.

The barrage instantly went crazy:

——Holy shit, Brother Cheng wants to talk about the view of emotions!

—Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I didn’t miss this issue!

——I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry, what is Brother Cheng's view on emotion!

—I rely on... I always feel that I have found the reason why Brother Cheng is abnormal

Under the scour of bullet screens all over the Internet, Wen Zereng said, "The only emotion is eternal companionship. Just like a saying goes-choose one city and die forever."

In the picture, the barrage has been overwhelming, almost covering the entire screen.

In the gap between the dense bullet screens, Wen Zezhen suddenly turned to Rong Yuheng, and passed the microphone to the latter's mouth.

Rong Yuheng was stunned for a second, then blurted out, "Meet a person with a white head."

Wen Zecheng just looked at him with a gentle smile in his eyes, "That's right."

"..."

There is a five-second silence in the full-screen barrage area.

Then, the entire barrage area exploded:

Fuck, what are these two people doing together to talk about the concept of emotion! ! !

……

Almost as soon as the show was over, there was an instant buzz on Weibo——

#寻宝大会##选城一见# [Picture] [Picture] Choose a city to die, and meet a person with a white head.

The accompanying picture shows Wen Zerong looking at Rong Yuheng with his head down and a smile, and Rong Yuheng leaning slightly into the microphone that Wen Zerong handed over.The two people in the picture on the left and right look at each other, and this line of words reveals a bit of affection.

In just half an hour, this topic rushed to the seventh place in all CP superchats, and the CP fans of the two directly recreated a new superchat: One encounter in a city.

The one at the top reads:

Choose a jade, the years are endless. [Heart]

The author has something to say: Wen Zecheng: Zai Zai, we have successfully changed our name!

Rong Yuheng: No, I dare not take credit

It seems that there are still babies who mispronounce the protagonist’s name. In fact, the copy has been written, so post it again~ Read with me: Wen Ze ze cheng, Rong Yu yu heng