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Knowing a son is like knowing a father, and vice versa.

Just as Rong Yuheng expected, his old father and good brother had already watched this beautiful picture.

three days ago.

The office of the chairman of the Rong Group headquarters.

Rong Tianshen and Rong Congyan sat in front of the desk, with a laptop in the middle.During the period, the secretary came to deliver the materials, and as soon as he entered the door, he was shocked by the strong exclusive aura and backed out.

The secretary's heart was pounding: looking at the solemn expressions of the two presidents Rong, there must be major changes in the company!

……

However, on the computer screen facing away from the door, there was the popular "Treasure Hunting Conference".

The first part of the program was quite normal, except that when Liu Wanjing confided in Rong Yuheng, Rong Tianshen said "Stovetop?"

Until the camera turned around, the picture cut into the big shell——

Rong Yuheng curled up in the small shell, maybe it was the problem of the light and the filter, his lips looked rosy and fresh, and a single touch attracted all the attention of the audience.

The bullet screen slowly slid by: I'm sorry...this mouth makes me want to put it in and suck it hard...

Rong Tianshen frowned.

In the next second, I heard a gentle voice flowing out of Rong Yuheng's mouth. The tone was gentle and lyrical, like the sea breeze blowing on the shore in summer...

"My dad is a big scallop and I'm a little scallop."

When Rong Tianshen heard this, a sense of disobedience suddenly emerged in his heart.

Rong Congyan on the side was stunned for a second, and then he realized that a raging smile flooded his eyes, bringing a bit of fun to eating melons and watching a show.

However, before he was happy for three seconds, he heard Rong Yuheng continue to say, "Our scallop family lives in the sea and lives by eating mud."

Rong Congyan's smile faltered, "..."

At this time, the barrage also felt the taste, and began to float out of the screen cautiously:

— Please note the abbreviation for scallop

— Big sb, little sb, sb family...

——Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what kind of peerless scallop master is Rong Goose

— Shhh!Hush!Don't brush the previous ones, what if Rong'e's family sees it? (Guard the best goose/doge

Rong Congyan: ...I have seen it, thank you.

The face of Rong Tianshen next to him was completely dark: Heh, I'm afraid even the angels can't protect him.

Rong Yuheng was still talking on the show, "If you want to eat fresh mud, you have to get up early in the morning and float out of the sea with the first ray of sunshine in the morning..."

Barrage: Hahahahaha I said, why is this sentence so familiar, the shell on the tip of the tongue?

Rong Congyan swallowed, trying to adjust the atmosphere, "Dad, you see Xiaoheng is quite motivated, knowing that he got up early in the morning..."

Rong Tianshen sneered, "Isn't our Scallop family motivated?"

Rong Congyan, "..."

In the screen, Rong Yuheng advertised for the three major sponsors, and the bullet screen set off a call for "Father, the sponsor, add money".

Rong Tianshen looked even more unhappy, "Isn't this the company of his cronies?"

"Dad, there is something God-given in here..."

During the conversation between the two, Rong Yuheng had already reached the stage of "running the gizzard and breathing out", and the overwhelming "hahahaha" and "???" almost covered the entire screen.

Rong Tianshen couldn't see Rong Yuheng's face, so he felt relieved, "I've been playing outside for so long, and I don't know how to go home. I'm ashamed to arrange some of these in the show!"

Rong Congyan hurriedly comforted his irritable old father, "Xiao Heng is busy with his career, he still thinks about his family, and he never forgets to bring his family with him when he is on the show... Although the way of appearance is not very beautiful, but his heart is good of."

Rong Tianshen slapped the table loudly, "What's the matter! I just know how to speak for him, people are always spoiled by you."

Rong Congyan, "What's wrong with Xiaoheng..."

Before Rong Congyan finished speaking, as if echoing him, Rong Yuheng's soft and clear voice came from the program——

"I am, a big fan! Kekekeke..."

Rong's father and son, "..."

Rong Yuheng, who was temporarily blacklisted by the Rong family's father and brother, was sitting precariously on the throne built for him by his gentle master.

Rong Yuheng looked at the overwhelming "hahahaha" in the barrage with complicated emotions, and there were a few words of concern from true fans:

"I just want to know if Rong Goose will dare to go home after the show airs?"

Wen Zecheng was also silent.After a long while, he raised his arm and hugged his little hamster, the expert in death, "I knew this before, so why bother."

Rong Yuheng shook his head, "You don't understand the kind of pleasure that is only for a moment."

Wen Zecheng automatically filtered the text in an instant, and his thoughts became erratic...

Rong Yuheng waited for a few seconds but did not get a response, and looked up only to find the fuzzy expression on his gentle master's face.

Rong Yuheng paused, "...the owner."

Wen Zezhen recovered and looked down at him, "What's wrong?"

"I seemed to have glimpsed the colorful yellow in your eyes just now."

"..."

Wen Zecheng plucked Rong Yuheng's hair, and lightly changed the topic, "Continue watching variety shows."

In the show, the guests have worked together to solve the known clues, and the five people stood under the slope and looked at each other.

After Ji Yanchu's attempt failed, Su Yuyin was ready to make a move, trying to charge upwards.The "crispy fish powder" in the barrage is worried about the former:

—Brother Su, don't go...

— Teacher Su, this is an activity for young people, stop making trouble

Seeing this, Rong Yuheng couldn't help but let out a short burst of laughter, "Puff...!"

Immediately afterwards, Su Yuyin rushed out like a small electric grasshopper, and rolled down like a car wheel in less than five seconds——

What the hell!

Before the audience had time to worry, Rong Yuheng in the screen suddenly reacted very quickly and stopped Su Yuyin, and the two of them entangled and fell out!

Barrage:

—Ah, are you okay? ?

—Oh my God, Brother Su and Rong Goose!

—It’s okay, it’s okay, they didn’t fall, luckily Rongrong stopped them

——Thank you, little brother, for stopping our Teacher Su, Lu has become a fan [心]

Wen Zerong frowned, Rong Yuheng caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye, and was about to squeeze in to show his loyalty, when Wen Zerong asked in a low voice, "Did it hurt at that time?"

Rong Yuheng's acting skills were stuck in the middle, and he was stunned.

Wen Zecheng didn't say "shared hamster", but asked him if it hurts.

Rong Yuheng felt that something opened a gap in his heart, like spring grass sprouting.

"I... didn't fall." He blinked his eyelashes, and his frozen thoughts gradually recovered. "Hamster's fur is very soft."

Wen Zecheng laughed, stretched out his hand and rubbed him, "It's quite soft, but remember to protect yourself first next time."

Rong Yuheng stretched his head and obediently waited for rubbing, "Oh."

In fact, Wen Zezhen was not without jealousy at all, it was just that Rong Yuheng's fall was too sudden, he was not in the mood to eat vinegar at all, he was only thinking about the safety of his hamster.

After letting go, a trace of sourness slowly surfaced from the bottom of my heart.

Especially seeing Fang Zhixu vividly describing the scene of Su Yuyin and Rong Yuheng being entangled together, and people saying "Su Rong is so cute" in the barrage, Wen Zecheng can't wait for the second episode to be broadcast soon.

He was jealous, when suddenly he saw Rong Yuheng's big face approaching the camera on the screen.

A rap with a strong desire to survive blurted out, "...the moment I fell, I was still concerned about protecting the color of my fur, because I was afraid that one day I would be neglected by the owner!"

Wen Zecheng, "..."

Barrage:

—? ? ?

- What is the owner, I don't know!

— Intuition tells me there is a story, but I suffer from no evidence!

Rong Yuheng didn't care about the barrage, and turned his head and held his face in his hands and gave Wen Zerong a flirt, "Owner, are you still satisfied with what you see?"

Damn, Wen Zecheng thought, so satisfied!

He didn't expect that Rong Yuheng would come to him for such a segment in the program, with great fanfare and secrets.

He no longer smells of vinegar at all.

Wen Zerong endured it, but he still couldn't, stretched out his long arms, hooked Rong Yuheng into his arms, and rubbed it carefully.

Rong Yuheng felt comfortable and ashamed after being rubbed, and tried to get out twice, "Hey, what are you doing?"

Wen Zecheng suppressed him, "Reward you, give you a haircut."

……

The two continued to watch the show while holding the script of the main pet that had started to change.

In the next room, there was a picture of Rong Yuheng being drenched in water, and his waist and butt instantly evoked a barrage of wolf howls.

... Wen Zezhen paused when he was stroking someone's hair, and his Adam's apple slid up and down twice.

The five guests had a discussion after passing through this room, and the audience in the barrage area also made predictions. When the last three treasure boxes were taken down, everyone bet one after another.

Rong Yuheng's "homophonic stalk" was passed by haha ​​as always, and there were also discordant bullet screens mixed in:

— There’s no need to keep cueing the environment, it’s embarrassing

— This is too far-fetched, do you have to cover up the family situation at the beginning?

However, when Yang Wen announced that "engine" was the wrong answer, the barrage, like the guests, fell into a moment of confusion.

A series of question marks slid across the screen, and the five guests were invited back to the central stage, and Liu Wanjing announced the final answer——environmental protection awareness—with a card in his hand.

Barrage:

— What the hell? ?Rong Rong is right?

—Who said just now that strong cue is environmentally friendly, does your face hurt?

——I just want to see how Liu Wanjing continues to host [Eating Melon]

The camera did not let go of the embarrassment that flashed across Liu Wanjing's face.

Following Rong Yuheng's sound of "Be green, be environmentally friendly, and respond to the call of the country" fell, you could feel a "slap" slap on Liu Wanjing's face across the screen.

Barrage:

— This is too embarrassing, I'm so embarrassed that my toes are stuck in the center of the earth

—Who would have thought that it was really "environmental protection"... This face was slapped, and I was so embarrassed that my toes pointed directly between my eyebrows

—If I hadn’t read the group information on Weibo, I really didn’t realize that it was in connotation, I thought it was just a joke

— This is just a slap in the face now, if it is discovered that Rong Rong is actually a billionaire... this host will be ashamed to come on stage again

—Hahahaha I like this story, it’s so cool!But it's too dramatic, I can only think about it

Rong Yuheng squatted obediently on the mat to watch the barrage, thinking: No, the dream is about to come into reality.

...

After watching the variety show, it was only three or four o'clock in the afternoon, and the two sat and chatted in the room for a while, and Rong Yuheng enjoyed the actor's brand massage after a long absence.

After dinner, it's almost time for Rong Yuheng to go back.

"Aren't you going to stay here for one night?" Wen Zecheng felt a little regretful.

Rong Yuheng bid farewell to Wen's father and son while putting on his shoes, "Sister Qiu came to pick me up, and I still have work tomorrow."

"Okay then, I'll take you down." Wen Zezhen followed him out the door, and when he arrived at the garage, he saw Shi Qiu's car parked at the elevator entrance.

Shi Qiu's expression was a little subtle, "Mr. Wen, I'm here to pick up Rongrong."

Wen Zecheng, "Well, be careful on the road."

After Rong Yuheng got into the co-pilot, he held his hand through the window and waved at Wen Zerong, "Hurry up and go back, it's cold down here~"

Shi Qiu hurriedly stepped on the gas pedal to drive the car away, "Okay, okay, you should quickly pull your head back."

……

The second episode of "Treasure Hunt" has not yet aired, but Rong Yuheng's popularity exploded ahead of schedule.

The reason was that the day before the second episode of the program aired, a reading blogger posted a Weibo: "Should family background be a topic of conversation for others", and then several major bloggers forwarded it at the same time, expressing their opposition.

Someone in the comment area immediately pointed out that a certain host not only included other people's family background, but also blatantly said it on the show.

Soon there was a bar fine manipulating the keyboard and waving:

"The law stipulates that you can't talk about other people's family circumstances?"

"Why do you want to be a celebrity with such a glassy heart, and despise your own peasant family?"

The anti-bar army then arrived on the battlefield:

"The legal requirements are the minimum requirements, and the moral requirements are higher-level requirements. It is not illegal to use the host's identity to secretly step on others, but it violates professional ethics."

"All occupations are equal, and only those who belong to other people's families are discriminatory."

……

No names were named in the controversy in the comment area, but anyone who has watched "Treasure Hunt" knows who it is.

The topic about #许玉恒家庭# climbed to the top of the trending searches in less than a day relying on natural popularity.

This is the first time that Rong Yuheng has experienced the bloody storm on the Internet. There are voices supporting him, and some people scold him harshly.

While holding a bowl of hot and sour noodles, he sighed while flipping through his phone——

Some netizens' imaginations are a little too rich, and just one sentence of connotation has opened up the scroll of his life for him.

One of the most exciting stories Rong Yuheng has ever read was that his father mowed pigweeds early in the morning, dragged the sows that could give birth to the village to sell them cheaply, and sent him to study in the city with the tight few hundred dollars.

Unexpectedly, he dropped out of school halfway and went to the talent show in an attempt to become popular. Unexpectedly, the host unintentionally revealed his family background, so he became angry and angry, for fear that others would know that he had a pair of parents who raised pigs...

At the end of the story, this excellent internet troll openly slapped Rong Yuheng:

"Being famous in front of celebrities, have you ever thought about your parents raising pigs at home!"

Rong Yuheng: ...

He held his mobile phone and murmured silently for a while, then shook his head and stretched out his little finger, placing it sacredly and solemnly on the screen——

It's decided, among the thousands of trolls, you are the lucky one who gets my sympathy.

@STAR—T Rong Yuheng v replied: "Don't call my brother a pig."

The author has something to say: Rong Goose: My dad raises pigs for me to study~!

Rong Congyan: I would rather be a scallop.