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Xunguang's circle of friends is empty, and Rong Yuheng doesn't know if it's because the two of them have no mutual friends or because no one else likes it.

Rong Yuheng got up, stretched out her little finger and gave a lively "Like".

After 2 minutes, I saw Zai An appearing under this circle of friends.

Zai An didn't dare to offend the screenwriter, he only dared to confront Rong Yuheng.

[Zai An]: Rong Yuheng, is there something wrong with you? ?

Rong Yuheng was shaking while holding the phone, the dizziness from the ride had not completely dissipated, he laughed so hard that he almost rolled under the bed.

While hanging on the edge of the bed, a new message suddenly appeared on WeChat.

[Xunguang]: ... friendly army? [Snooping in the dark.jpg]

[Rong Yuheng]: Yes! [Sea otter high five.jpg]

[Xunguang]: My God!I found a little sister with sharp teeth, yay! [Duanzi bouncing.jpg]

Rong Yuheng didn't think there was anything wrong with the phrase "little sister" at all, all his attention was on the emoji - it really was Baituanzi!

Xun Guang didn't ask Rong Yuheng and Zai An what kind of love and hatred there was.There is a difference between a screenwriter and an idol, she can go to Zuan and find someone to force her, but Rong Yuheng can't.

[Xunguang]: I just told you about my next drama today, which has a bigger IP than this one.After a while, there will be casting, and Zai’an heard the news from somewhere. His agent contacted me and asked me to make accommodations with the director.

[Xun Guang]: With his acting skills, I think he can't plow the field even if he plays the leading cow, and he still wants the second male lead.I don't know if it's because I went to bed last night and the dream of Anshenxiang was a bit long. [Princess Speechless.jpg]

Rong Yuheng was hanging on the edge of the bed and almost slid to the floor laughing.

Xunguang is still pressing loudly——

[Xunguang]: It is only 2000 million yuan to join the team with capital, and 4000 million yuan for his fifty cents for acting skills and special effects.Is our crew a big opening bonus?Also buy one get one free.

Zai An later threatened to divest the capital, but the director hesitated, and just now gave me work, I am funnymdp!

Rong Yuheng was about to die of laughter, he was writhing and rolling on the ground "kekeke", when Wen Zeleng's call suddenly cut in.

Wen Zecheng had just finished eating, and when he saw Rong Yuheng's news, he immediately called back.The phone was connected, and before it had time to discharge, it was blocked by a series of earth-shattering hamster laughter——

"Puff Ke Ke Ke Ke!!! Ke Ke Ke Ke!!!"

Wen Zecheng's tenderness stuck in his throat, "..."

After the hamster's laughter gradually calmed down and his breathing stabilized, Wen Zeleng said politely, "Are you okay?"

Rong Yuheng spread out on the floor like a hamster rug, held the phone limply and took a deep breath, "It's okay, I just finished watching Zuan's version of "Human Cihua", and my mind is not at peace yet."

Wen Zecheng asked, "What is Zu'an?"

Rong Yuheng answered carefully, "It's a good place with beautiful mountains, clear waters and outstanding talents."

Wen Zecheng understood, "It must be a beautiful rhetoric."

The topic about other people quickly turned, and Wen Zecheng began to care about his little hamster, "I've been running around all day today, is it uncomfortable?"

The floor of the dormitory is cold, unlike Wen Zecheng's home which has floor heating.Rong Yuheng got up right now and retreated to the bed, "A little bit, but there are still gains."

"Huh? What."

Wen Zezheng's voice was low, and it came through the earpiece, with a bit of electric sound, which shook Rong Yuheng's eardrums numbly.

Rong Yuheng took the phone away a little bit, rubbed his ears, "Brother Shubai gave me a trick, the day to send Brother Sun away has been fixed. I want to contact Sister Shi Qiu in advance, in case I send him away Brother Sun, but sister Shi Qiu doesn't plan to sign me?"

Wen Zecheng said, "I'll ask Youhe to contact you, they have a good relationship."

Rong Yuheng cheered loudly, "I love the owner!"

Wen Zezheng's earlobes felt faintly hot. He wanted to say "I love you too" in a brisk and casual tone like Rong Yuheng, but he couldn't say it, so he only gave a soft "um" in the end.

He asked again, "What are the plans for the next period of time?"

Rong Yuheng said, "There is filming and recording, and I have to find time to have dinner with Jin...friends."

Wen Zecheng's tone was full of deep meaning, "Oh...friend Jin."

Rong Yuheng immediately made up, "Gold friends, silver friends, we are all good friends!"

Wen Zecheng asked, "Then what about me, what am I?"

Rong Yuheng said, "You are my dearest owner~"

"!" Wen Zereng floated away again in an instant, and the overwhelming "dearest" crowded his mind, squeezing the "golden friend" into nothing.

Forget it, so what about the benefactor, how can throwing money be closer than throwing money with one's own hands?

Rong Yuheng and Wen Zezheng took the main pet script for a while, then hung up the phone.As soon as he hung up the phone, he found that Zuan Baituanzi had exploded.

[Xunguang]: Grandpa said his mouth is dry.

[Xunguang]:?Where are you? [Boxing preparation.jpg]

[Xun Guang]: Could it be that you are a spy!You are no ally at all! ! [Boxing you stupid.gif]

Rong Yuheng, "..."

[Rong Yuheng]: I just called [Sea Otter Creeping.jpg] Mr. Xunguang made a lot of witty remarks!If you can speak, you will publish a book!

[Xunguang]: I've already published a lot of books, puff~ Well, I can forgive you for calling, no one has a date yet.

Rong Yuheng's eyes widened when he saw the word "object" - what nonsense is Bai Tuanzi talking about!As expected of a book writer, he has a strong brain power.

[Rong Yuheng]: It's not a partner, it's a friend!

[Xunguang]: The exclamation point indicates a strong tone, which reflects the unrest in the heart, and is suspected of trying to cover up.I was joking, but I didn't expect to cheat, poof~

Rong Yuheng: ...Pfft.

After he finished complaining in his heart, he suddenly realized—no, why did he start to speak the language of Zaun!

Saying goodnight to Bai Tuanzi in a hurry, Rong Yuheng wrapped up a quilt and lay flat on the bed, closed his eyes and began to purify his soul...

He is the morning star, not Zaun, but civilized.

The first issue of "Treasure Hunting Conference" has not been released yet, and the recording of the second issue will not start until half a month later.Half a month, plus the time difference between the recording and broadcasting of the program, was enough for Rong Yuheng to arrange the process of transcendence.

Before the recording of the second episode, he took the time to meet with the patrons' fathers.

The place to eat was set at a five-star hotel in this city. Lu Mingxuan was a customer of his collection, and he directly made an appointment for the Tianzi No. [-] private room, and Rong Yuheng would pay for it.

It's not that particular about eating among friends, so Rong Yuheng came here wearing a sweater and jeans.It was only when he arrived at the private room that he realized that Lu Mingxuan was as ordinary as himself, You Tianyu was as normal as ever, but Chi Tang was a different kind of flamboyant.

There was a big vase just behind Chi Tang, with a few plum blossoms in it, which were in full bloom. Against the former's rose-colored shirt, it looked like a corner of spring.

Rong Yuheng's eyes were filled with thousands of words, "...Are you here for a blind date?"

Chi Yan pressed the folds of the neckline, maintaining that redundant and unsightly delicacy, "You don't understand, I want to remain noble at all times."

Lu Mingxuan explained for him, "Chi Tang is chasing Ju Ziyi, the resident female guest of "Ke Lai". After chasing for more than half a year, he still hasn't caught up. He feels that he is not noble enough, so he is not worthy."

Rong Yuheng pointed out, "I think you are too noble."

Chi Yan turned a deaf ear, as if he was deaf. He just held up the champagne and shook it lightly. The bright light above his head came down and reflected light on the rim of the glass...it looked very earthy.

A table of dishes was served, and several people ate while chatting.

They first asked a few questions about the "Treasure Hunt Conference" in a pretentious manner, pretending to be discussing business, and then abandoned this boring topic, revealing their true faces of gossip.

Lu Mingxuan, "If Chi Yan catches up with someone, he will become the only dog ​​among us who is out of order."

Chi Tang, "Your words seem to scold us all..."

Lu Mingxuan, "Eh? That's right."

Rong Yuheng gnawed on the ribs reservedly, watching them show off their IQ with cold eyes.

You Tianyu didn't want to let him go, he turned his eyes and remembered what happened last time, "Speaking of which, our son Rong has a new master."

The remaining two people stopped abusing each other in an instant, and turned around together, "What new master?"

Rong Yuheng made a "grass" sound, spat out his bones and shouted, "What are you gossiping about, You Tianyu!"

Unmoved, You Tianyu held his chin and looked at him sideways, "Tell us, the last time I went on a date, I called my 'owner' the whole time."

"Owner!?" Lu Mingxuan and Chi Yan were startled, "What the hell are you playing so big?"

Rong Yuheng accused them unbearably, "You guys are so dirty, don't get so close to me!"

Lu Ming was furious, "I'm stupid, who's dirty? You even have a pet owner..." He covered his mouth and sucked in a breath of cool air as if he had imagined something terrible in his mind. "Hiss...! Could there be a small bedroom with chains, where food will be delivered to you through the bars..."

"That's a squat." Rong Yuheng interrupted him indifferently.

"..."

You Tianyu was still asking, "Who is your owner? Apart from us, the fathers of the gold owners, you actually recognized other owners?"

Rong Yuheng always felt that this sentence was very familiar, and it seemed that Wen Zeleng had said it too.But when Wen Zecheng said it and You Tianyu said it, the feeling was completely different.

"Just kidding." Rong Yuheng continued to gnaw on the bone, "It's like I call you the father of the gold master, can you really sneak into me?"

Lu Mingxuan imagined that scene for a while, and within half a second, he retreated to the stool with a "bang" sound, frowned and rubbed his arms, "Farewell, farewell, don't pollute me."

"..."

The topic of "owner" ended with Rong Yuheng's overly figurative analogy. Until the end of the meal, the three donors still did not know the identity of the owner.

Before parting, Rong Yuheng checked out at the front desk.You Tianyu suddenly broke away from the naive trio and came over, stood behind him and asked in a low voice, "Are you earning enough money now? It's not enough for my brother to pay for it."

Rong Yuheng gracefully took out a bank card from his fingertips, flung it with contempt, and slapped his lips and teeth, "It's a joke."

You Tianyu, "..."

Rong Yuheng finished paying the bill, and was about to join Lu Mingxuan and the others at the door, suddenly paused, then turned to You Tianyu, "We will be recording the next program, do you want to come and take a look?"

You Tianyu, "Visiting relatives?"

Rong Yuheng, "Come here as a sponsor, you have to be quiet and high-profile."

You Tianyu choked up.

After a long while, he let out a foul breath and clapped his hands in admiration, "You are really a typical Party A."

"Silent high-profile" and "brilliant and colorful black" are just as good as each other.

Everything is moving smoothly on the established track.

Finally, it was time to record the second episode of the show.

Xu Sun drove to pick up Rong Yuheng in the morning, and found that the latter was extraordinarily bright today, his little face was radiant and clean, and it looked like he had applied a mask last night.

Xu Sun was quite surprised, "You look very formal today."

Rong Yuheng got on the co-pilot, and obediently fastened the seat belt, "I always treat everyone equally."

The treatment that the paparazzi has had, must be prepared for you.

Xu Sun didn't know what was going on, and before he had time to ask, Rong Yuheng asked again, "Brother Sun, which flavor do you like, strawberry, blueberry, mango, or matcha or chocolate?"

Xu Sun said, "Strawberries and blueberries, what are you asking for?"

Rong Yuheng, "It's nothing, just doing social research for a friend."

Xu Sun was no longer surprised by Rong Yuheng's tortuous brain circuit, and he didn't care when he heard it, and drove him all the way to the program group.

When the two went to the guest lounge, they didn't see Yang Wen and Su Yuyin, only a female guest they didn't know was waiting inside.Rong Yuheng greeted her with a nod, then turned to the director's lounge.

Xu Sun also tried to hold Rong Yuheng back, "Director Yang and Teacher Su are talking about something, don't rush in rashly."

Rong Yuheng turned into a deaf-blind boy for a second, and walked straight to the director's lounge.

Xu Sun, "Hey! You..."

When they reached the door of the lounge, Rong Yuheng knocked on the door, "Director Yang, I'm Rong Yuheng."

A sound of "please come in" came from inside, Rong Yuheng pressed down on the doorknob and pushed the door open——

In the lounge, Yang Wen stood with his back to the door, and Su Yuyin also stood sideways.

There was a man sitting on the sofa facing the door, wearing an expensive suit, half of his face was blocked by Yang Wen.

When Yang Wen saw Rong Yuheng coming in, he immediately stepped aside to let the person behind him come in, and waved to him, "Xiao Rong, come quickly!"

Xu Sun followed Rong Yuheng, and when he saw the young man on the sofa, he was taken aback, "This is..."

Yang Wen said, "This is one of the program's sponsors, President You of E Healthy Fruit Drink."

Fuck!Xu Sun gasped, and hurriedly stabbed Rong Yuheng's waist from behind, "Yuheng, hurry up..."

Before they finished speaking, the man who hadn't stood up before they entered the door suddenly stood up, strode over with open arms, and hugged Rong Yuheng——

You Tianyu gestured affectionately, "Xiaoheng, brother came to see you, didn't you get bullied?"

...! ! ?

Xu Sun felt as if he had been struck by lightning!

Fuck!What the hell?Rong Yuheng and the sponsor... what is their relationship? ?

Xu Sun's eyes widened, his mouth opened and closed, and he was speechless for a long time.Because of the excessive shock, the fingers hanging by his side were still trembling slightly.

Being hugged by You Tianyu, Rong Yuheng first sighed in his heart: How pretentious You Tianyu is!

Then he was about to say "Brother Sun is very good to me" to give the latter a knowing blow, when suddenly he heard a sound from the door.

Steady footsteps landed on the wooden floor, and within three or two seconds they were close behind Rong Yuheng.The strength of You Tianyu's hugging him seemed to be a little loose, and the next second, Rong Yuheng felt his arm being pulled over——

He fell back with that force, and fell into You Tianyu's embrace.Then the back was pressed against another wide and firm chest.

The voice from the top of the head is magnetic and familiar, with a hint of swearing sovereignty,

"With me here, no one will bully Rongrong."

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