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Rong Yuheng didn't know that Wen Zecheng had sneaked into the game, and he was still exploring in the room at this moment.

The floor of the second room is covered with white feathers, and there are several large scallops on it, which are placed in front and back, and are large enough to accommodate an adult.

Rong Yuheng didn't take a closer look when he passed by, but now he was excited when he saw it, "Is this possible to lie in?"

Wenying was studying the characters on the wall with Ji Yanchu, and she didn't turn her head when she heard the words, "Why don't you try it?"

Su Yuyin pulled Rong Yuheng back, "Don't rush to try, what if there is some mechanism?"

Fang Zhixu participated in the recording of "Treasure Hunting Conference" for the first time, and he still didn't know the routines of the program group.She heard the words and said, "Such a beautiful thing, shouldn't it be possible?"

Rong Yuheng raised his hand and touched his small face, "The more beautiful things are, the more dangerous they are."

Everyone, "..."

Taking advantage of everyone's silence, Rong Yuheng broke away from Su Yuyin's control, and got into one of the scallops as soon as he lowered his head.He has a small frame and a thin body, so it fits perfectly in it.

Rong Yuheng was about to start his performance with full of emotion when he suddenly felt his head hit.

Rong Yuheng, "?" He didn't move.

Immediately afterwards, Rong Yuheng saw the companions outside the scallop collectively showing "emmm" expressions.

Su Yuyin tilted her head and whispered to Ji Yanchu, "The shell seems to be closing..."

Ji Yanchu also whispered, "Will you lock him up in the end?"

"?" Rong Yuheng looked suspicious, "What are you whispering about, and you always feel that 'watching a show' is written all over your face?"

Su Yuyin shook her head, "No, just sit for a while and see if you can trigger any mechanism."

"No, Brother Su, I smell a conspiracy." Rong Yuheng frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple.

He is ready to go out first.

However, before he climbed out, Wen Ying, who was studying the characters, said, "Oh, these scallops should be organs, and they will close together if they receive the wrong pressure."

Rong Yuheng, "???"

After Wen Ying finished speaking, Rong Yuheng belatedly realized that the scallop was half closed!

He let out a "fuck" sound, his right hand resting on it and he was about to drill out.

As soon as Rong Yuheng stretched his head out, Su Yuyin hurriedly yelled, "Don't come out, you will be caught!"

Then a flipper stretched in from the gap that was about to close, and thrust Rong Yuheng back abruptly!

With a "click", the gap is completely closed.

Rong Yuheng clutched her belly and lay on her side in the shell, "..."

Sure enough, the more beautiful things are, the more dangerous they are.

He had sufficient evidence to suspect that Fang Zhixu was looking for an opportunity to take revenge on himself.

Except for the scallops, the expressions of the four of them were all a bit subtle.

If there is a pie chart, they should be able to clearly describe their emotions, such as two points for pity, three points for sympathy, and five points for watching a movie or something...

Wenying also quite likes Rong Yuheng.In addition, she had never been harmed before, so she immediately threw herself into active rescue, "Let me study this mechanism and see how to release Xiaorong."

After she finished speaking, everyone saw the huge shell vibrate twice excitedly!

"..."

The corners of Su Yuyin's eyes twitched, "Let's divide the work. Wenying and Teacher Ji stay here to study the clues of the shells, and Zhixu and I go to the next room to open the way behind."

As soon as Su Yuyin finished speaking, the big scallops on the ground suddenly rushed towards him crazily, mixed with the sound of "kuang kuang", as if they were condemning his "abandonment"!

Everyone was shocked: what a scallop master!

Rong Yuheng nestled in the shell, his face was full of loveless.

He adjusted himself into a comfortable posture, turned his head, and suddenly saw a small camera installed beside the shell.

Rong Yuheng was silent for two seconds, remembering Su Yuyin's camera performance when he watched a variety show last time, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind——

He can't just lie there dry, the camera will be cut!

Rong Yuheng thought for a while, then turned his head to the camera and started performing.

"I was born inside a big scallop like this. My dad was a big scallop and I was a little scallop."

Wenying and Ji Yanchu, who were studying characters outside the shell, said, "..."

Does the kid even know what the abbreviation for "scallop" is?

Rong Yuheng went on to complete her stand-up comedy, "Our scallop family lives in the sea and lives by eating mud. If you want to eat fresh mud, you have to get up early in the morning and bathe in the first ray of sunshine in the morning Only when you come out of the sea can you be washed to the beach by the gentle waves. Our whole family is like this, we work at sunrise and rest at sunset..."

Wenying felt that her train of thought was completely interrupted!

Rong Yuheng's narration is so graphic, her mind is full of scallops, big and small, rising and falling on the coast with the tide, "click click click" Zhang He wrote the shells...

Ji Yanchu sighed, and automatically turned on the signal shielding.

Rong Yuheng was still chattering in the shell, "Finally one day, as the light of the Shell family, I was fed up with this life of eating mud."

"I envy the two-legged creatures that can stand and walk outside—why, why can they sit on beach chairs facing the sun and drink lactic acid probiotic fruit drinks, and when they get hot, they go back to the room and blow on the Luei brand air conditioner, Place an order for takeout on the mobile shopping app and enjoy door-to-door delivery service!"

Ji Yanchu, "..." failed to block, the three major sponsors were all cueed by Rong Yuheng, and he had no choice but to follow suit.

Ji Yanchu joined the performance, "Because this is the life only modern urbanites can live, and you are just a scallop."

Rong Yuheng, "That's right, I'm just a scallop, I'm not worthy!"

He said angrily, "So I decided to get rid of this kind of life and move towards the ranks of modern urbanites."

"..." Wenying fell into self-doubt.

Obviously she is playing the game seriously, but she always feels that if she doesn't make fun of her, maybe the final scene might not be as much as a scallop talking about cross talk!

Wen Ying cleared her throat, and hurriedly asked, "Oh? What happened next?"

Rong Yuheng continued, "Later, I changed my schedule, slept during the day, floated to the reef at night to absorb the essence of moonlight, and operated my gizzard to breathe..."

The two of them were startled: such a professional construction of vocabulary, as if it really was a scallop!

Rong Yuheng's voice suddenly became high-pitched, with a bit of aria,

"Finally, I cultivated into a human form! On the day I became an adult, the sky was clear and the wind was breezy. I broke away from the shells that had weighed on me for decades, and stood on this land—"

Two people: ...

They almost couldn't tell whether it was a cross talk or a recitation.

Coincidentally, the characters on the wall have been deciphered.Ji Yanchu turned his head and twisted the rudder beside him, turned clockwise for three and a half times, and then turned counterclockwise for another week.

"Click, click" came the sound of a series of mechanisms turning, and the shells on the ground suddenly lit up with different colors of light.

The shell that locked Rong Yuheng also slowly opened, bursting out with silvery white light.Rong Yuheng is like a scallop spirit that has transformed into a human being, waking up gracefully from it...

Under the eyes of Wenying and Ji Yanchu who wanted to put him back into the shell, he stood up slowly, stepped on the ground covered with white feathers, and put an end to his story.

Rong Yuheng looked at the two of them emotionally, "I have transformed into a form, and I came here to repay your kindness to the two benefactors."

"..."

Wenying almost spit out her saliva when she heard the title "Engong" at first!

Ji Yanchu looked numb, "Oh, then how are you going to repay your favor, this little scallop?"

Rong Yuheng raised her little finger and shook it lightly, "Oh... no, my benefactor, I am no longer a little scallop."

Ji Yanchu's eyes twitched, "Then you are?"

"I've already turned into a human being." Rong Yuheng smiled slightly, raised his chin, his handsome cheeks reflected the bright light above his head, looking pure and flawless.

"Now I am, Big Fan."

Ji Yanchu, "..."

What a good man!

Su Yuyin and Fang Zhixu had just deciphered the clues to open the third room when they saw Rong Yuheng and the others walk in from the second room.

"Hey, are you here?"

After Su Yuyin asked, he realized that the expressions of the three of them were different.

Especially Rong Yuheng, after being locked in the shell for a while, he didn't look tired, but his face was radiant, like a goblin who had absorbed energy, his steps were light and his spirit was radiant.

On the other hand, Wenying and Ji Yanchu looked like they had suffered double damage both physically and mentally, dragging their heavy steps, their straight backs already bent by the burden of life.

A question mark slowly rose on Su Yuyin's head:?

Ji Yanchu was fine, and when he came to the next level, he quickly adjusted his state and straightened his spine again, "According to the clues, we closed the shells in order of color, and then the induction box in the corner of the room opened automatically, and put the shells inside. A paper."

As he spoke, he unfolded the paper for everyone to see.

There are a few waves above, and an oil tanker is emitting thick smoke. Below are oil barrels and fish bones, which are slowly sinking to the bottom of the sea.

Fang Zhixu speculated, "Could it be that the treasure is these barrels that fell from the ship? Then what are these fish bones painted?"

Su Yuyin said, "Teacher Ji, keep it for now, and we will decipher it together when we have more clues."

The fourth room had already been opened, and the five people arrived at the door only to find that there was a smooth slope ahead.

If you want to get to the next place, you have to climb up from here.

Wenying exclaimed, "There is no point of focus, is this too steep?"

Ji Yanchu took off his shoes first, "I'll try." He took a few steps back as he spoke, and rushed over with a run-up, trying to climb up with the friction of the soles of his feet.

However, the slope was too long, and Ji Yanchu only rushed halfway when he slipped and slipped back to the plane below.

He shook his head, "No, it's too steep."

Su Yuyin was ready to move, "Why don't I try it?" With the experience of recording last time, he specially put on sneakers this time. The soles are non-slip, so he can give it a try.

Rong Yuheng was worried, "Brother Su, didn't you fall on the ground?"

Su Yu responded flexibly, "It's okay, this is a slope."

After a lot of tempering, Wen Ying is now able to sing adroitly, "So is it right?"

Rong Yuheng held the venue and said "Koke Keke..."

The happy atmosphere ended when Su Yuyin failed to climb.

Su Yuyin is like a wheel, and even non-slip sneakers can't stop him from rolling.

When Rong Yuheng saw Su Yuyin rolling down, he was startled, afraid that he would rush to the back wall, so he quickly reached out to stop him!

In an instant, Rong Yuheng was pulled by a strong force, and fell along with Su Yuyin's direction——

"Teacher Su, Xiao Rong!"

There was a muffled "bang" - thanks to the safety protection of the program crew, the ground was not too hard.Rong Yuheng and Su Yuyin were caught off guard and fell together, but they were just a little dazed by the fall.

Rong Yuheng's head was still stuck under Su Yuyin's armpit, fluffy and furry, trying to break free from the latter's restraint.

Su Yuyin came back to her senses, and quickly got up and let go of Rong Yuheng, "Rong Bao, are you under pressure?"

The remaining three teammates gathered around one after another, checking the two of them worriedly, "Are you injured?"

Rong Yuheng shook his head, "I'm fine, where is Brother Su?"

Su Yuyin said, "I'm fine. Fortunately, you stopped me and didn't go too far."

Fang Zhixu sighed, "I was really scared just now, especially when Rong Yuheng and Teacher Su rushed out together, I thought you would get hurt."

It just happened so suddenly that Rong Yuheng didn't notice the state of the two of them other than being frightened. When he first heard "entangled", a subtle sense of guilt surfaced in his heart for some reason.

He asked, "How was it?"

Fang Zhixu demonstrated to him vividly with his hands intertwined, "Your hands are wrapped around Teacher Su's waist, and your head is stuck in his armpit. Teacher Su's hands are wrapped around the back of your neck, and your legs are still following you." twisted together like a twist..."

Su Yuyin & Rong Yuheng, "..."

Rong Yuheng even lost the thought of sighing "rhyme".

He was silent for two seconds, and asked cautiously, "Will you cut this part?"

Su Yuyin thought that Rong Yuheng was concerned about image issues, and knowing Yang Wen's routine well, he said calmly, "No, there will be a later stage."

A sense of crisis instantly shot up from Rong Yuheng's tailbone!Long-term play as a cute pet has given him the intuition of a small animal——

For some unknown reason, Rong Yuheng straightened her body, and opened her mouth to the camera with a low-end version of rap:

"No one would have imagined that it would develop like this~

It is not wrong for me to help,

The moment I fell, I was still thinking about protecting the color of the fur~

I'm afraid that one day I will be neglected by the owner, yo~"

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