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Wen Zezheng's palms were a little itchy, and he felt an urge to clean him up.

He endured it, and in the end he only took a deep look at Rong Yuheng, then turned his head and took out a small stack of plates from the bookcase and put them on the table.

"Come and see, which one do you want to see today?"

Rong Yuheng rubbed over, and stretched out a little finger to pick and choose among a pile of dishes.

Costume films, modern films, workplace films, sci-fi films... are all serious films, and the nonsense about "little movies" is instantly self-defeating.

Rong Yuheng touched his nose shyly, trying to win back the owner's favor, "You have photographed so many subjects, and you are so malleable, you are worthy of being the best actor of the three gold medals!"

Wen Zezhen graciously ignored him, and took the opportunity to pluck the hair on his head, "Well, what subject do you want to watch?"

Rong Yuheng said, "I don't understand, what do you recommend?"

Wen Zezhen picked a movie about escaping from a deserted island.In fact, this film did not win an award, but the plot is ups and downs, very attractive.He thought, maybe it could raise Rong Yuheng's mood a little bit.

"This is not bad."

Rong Yuheng took care of it very well, upon hearing this, she had already consciously shrunk down to sit on the carpet, "That's it!"

A projection screen was hung on the wall of Wen Zecheng's bedroom, facing the side of the bed. He turned on the projection, then turned off the light and sat next to Rong Yuheng, "Is it comfortable to sit like this?"

When Rong Yuheng heard it at first, she was a little startled.

Maybe it was because his mind was full of "little movies" just now, and the room was pitch-black at the moment, and Wen Zeleng suddenly posted this question and asked in a low voice, he almost lost his mind.It took me a second to realize that what the former said was "sit" in "sit down".

Rong Yuheng turned around in a "kekeke" way, and shared this colorful joke, "I thought you were talking nonsense just now!"

Wen Zecheng, "..."

Grass.

He didn't think that way at first, but when Rong Yuheng said that, he also thought wrongly.

After Rong Yuheng finished speaking, he turned back and continued to watch the movie, "Sitting is not uncomfortable, your carpet is quite soft."

Wen Zecheng, "...Oh." He wanted to ask if he wanted to sit on the bed, but now he couldn't ask.

The more you say it, the weirder it gets.

In a dark environment, it seems easy to breed ambiguity.The light of the projector flickered on and off, faintly projected in the closed room, Rong Yuheng's side face was reflected in the light, which was extraordinarily moving.

Wen Zecheng only glanced sideways, and felt his heart beating like thunder.

He leaned a little closer secretly, and the two of them put their arms against each other.

If Rong Yuheng felt something, she turned her head to look at Wen Zerong, but said nothing.He also had a subtle sense of satisfaction and intimacy in his heart, as if he had exclusively enjoyed Wen Zeleng's unknown side.

……

At the beginning of the film, a group of people are washed to this unnamed island by wind and waves, and then they gradually become aware of their situation.Men are responsible for going out to explore the way, while women stay on the shore to build firewood and smoke for help.

The terrain on the island is full of dangers, the slopes are full of low shrubs and sharp branches, the character played by Wen Zezhen is sliding down a low slope, and his clothes are torn by the sharp tips all the way.

Rong Yuheng felt pain even looking at it, so she turned her head and asked in a low voice, "Is this really the real deal?"

Wen Zezhen nodded, rolled up his sleeves, and showed him the area of ​​his elbow in the bright and dim light, "At that time, a barb pierced in from here, but we couldn't stop during the shooting, wait for this one to shoot." It was only after the director’s team came over to deal with it for me. Fortunately, there was no infection.”

Let the hamster show his subjective initiative intimately, reaching out to rub his arm, "What a tenacious owner!"

The corners of Wen Zezhen's mouth turned up, and he stuffed his entire arm into Rong Yuheng's arms, letting someone hug him.

Rong Yuheng's arms suddenly filled up, and he still felt quite comfortable, so he simply hugged her and continued watching the movie.

As the plot progresses, hidden dangers gradually emerge: unknown insects, highly poisonous plants, deadly terrain, and people with different purposes... The external environment is quite harsh, but people's hearts are even more unpredictable .

The first person to be killed was killed by his teammates on the way out to find food.

A broken branch topped with a sharp wooden thorn.Puncture the artery on the side of the neck hard, and it will kill you in one prick.

When Rong Yuheng saw this scene, he immediately raised Wen Zerong's arm to block his eyes, loudly trying to dispel the fear with sound waves, "I can't see, I can't see!!"

Wen Zeleng, who was close to him, was almost deafened...

Wen Zecheng turned around, "If you're afraid, just change to another one, or skip it."

Rong Yuheng squeezed onto Wen Zerong, "I'm not afraid, we are strong in numbers!"

"..." For a moment, Wen Zezhen felt that there was too much to say, so he decided not to.

Rong Yuheng let out another "hey" after being forced, looking for joy, "It rhymes so well, Kekeke..."

Wen Zecheng felt that he was worrying too much, Rong Yuheng didn't need to adjust his emotions at all, he could create a happy castle by himself.

A thrilling and slightly suspenseful escape movie was forced to end by Rong Yuheng, and the atmosphere throughout the whole process was inconsistent with the tense rhythm.

Wen Zezhen got up and turned on the light, the light was bright, and the slight atmosphere between the two of them dissipated immediately.

Rong Yuheng suddenly saw the light again, his mind was still a little dazed, he sat on the ground like a little idiot and looked at Wen Zecheng.

Wen Zecheng said, "It's almost nine o'clock, are you hungry? I'll give you midnight snack."

Rong Yuheng touched her belly, "I'm a little hungry."

Wen Zecheng frowned, "Have you had dinner yet?"

Rong Yuheng shook his head.

He originally planned to have dinner after the phone call with Rong Congyan, but he cried for an hour after the call, and went directly to Wen Zecheng's house to watch a movie after crying, so he hasn't eaten yet.

Wen Zezheng's lips pursed, and he walked over and lifted Rong Yuheng to sit on the bed, "Why didn't you tell me earlier, I thought you had eaten."

Rong Yuheng lowered his head and picked his hands, "I wasn't hungry just now."

Wen Zecheng issued a light condemnation, "It seems that I, the owner, are very irresponsible."

Rong Yuheng hurriedly said, "No, you are the out-of-print fairy breeder!"

Wen Zecheng really had nothing to do with Rong Yuheng, his little anger was calmed down by these few words, "I want to eat something, I'll make it for you." He turned on his screen again as he spoke, "I said, I Can cook and mop the floor, very livable.”

Rong Yuheng thought for two seconds, and suddenly there was a touch of excitement in his eyes, "I remembered a word."

Wen Zecheng's eyes showed doubts.

Rong Yuheng seemed to be sharing the overwhelming joy, and he danced happily on the bed, "I'll give you something to eat—Koke Keke...!"

Wen Zecheng, "..."

Wen Zecheng's eyes were gloomy, "You can eat it if you want."

Rong Yuheng sighed, "Looking at your reaction, I must not understand."

Wen Zecheng turned around and walked out of the house, leaving a sentence lightly, "Well, I didn't understand."

...

In the end, Wen Zecheng ordered a bowl of noodles for Rong Yuheng, with plenty of ingredients, eggs, vegetables, ham and bacon, and a few slices of tenderloin fried on the surface.

He is already a qualified "out-of-print fairy breeder" and must ensure a balanced diet for small pets.

Rong Yuheng leaned on the door frame of the kitchen and peeked inside. The kitchen was filled with heat and fragrance.Wen Zezheng, a majestic movie star, is wearing an apron to put vegetables on his face at this moment, and his whole body is full of smoke and fire, unexpectedly exuding a special charm.

Rong Yuheng looked at the big bowl of noodles, drooling in his throat, "It's okay, it's already great."

Wen Zezhen turned to him and asked, "Are you jealous? I'll add some to you."

Rong Yuheng said, "I love to eat."

Wen Zecheng nodded, and kept in mind while adding jealousy to him: his hamster loves jealousy, and he will keep a distance from others in the future.

A bowl of noodles was brought to the table, before Rong Yuheng picked it up, the aroma attracted the big white goose who was crouching in the dark.

Wen Zhongyun secretly touched from the dark living room, and appeared in front of the dining table without a sound, with a pair of old eyes shining like a walking emoji:

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Wen Zhongyun said faintly, "It smells so good..."

Rong Yuheng was taken aback by Wen Zhongyun who flashed for a second!The hand holding the chopsticks trembled, almost picking up the bacon into the air.

He made up his mind and asked tentatively, "Uncle, would you like some too?"

Wen Zhongyun waved his hand, "Oh, no, no, no... I've already had dinner, and when I'm older, I won't be able to fall asleep if I eat too much at night."

Wen Zezhen was very tired, "Dad, don't appear suddenly, it's scary."

Wen Zhongyun was still quibbling, "I didn't appear suddenly, I emerged from the darkness bit by bit."

Wen Zecheng & Rong Yuheng, "..." Wouldn't that be more scary!

Rong Yuheng was a little embarrassed, he asked Wen Zerong to cook in the middle of the night, and was caught by Wen Zhongyun.

He felt ashamed even if he was so shameless, he was holding a big bowl, his head was almost buried in the bowl,

"I'm a little bit hungry, so... Teacher Wen cooked noodles for me. After I finished eating, I went to clean up the kitchen by myself. Thank you for your hospitality. "

Every time Wen Zecheng saw Rong Yuheng's polite expression, he felt it was funny, "I didn't eat dinner, so if I don't eat something, I'm going to be hungry. You don't need to clean up the kitchen, I'll clean it up in a while."

When Wen Zhongyun heard the words, he immediately accused Wen Zecheng, "How did you let the children be hungry?" He was heartbroken, "Since you have brought people to the house, you have to take care of them. This is the way of hospitality!"

Rong Yuheng hurriedly rectified Wen Zecheng's name, "No, I was hungry just now! I was hungry too late, so please ask Teacher Wen to cook for me now."

Only then did Wen Zhongyun's expression soften, and he rubbed Rong Yuheng's head, "Oh, then you should eat more, such a small baby has no flesh on his body, and his clothes are empty."

"..."

Seeing that Rong Yuheng's hair was being rubbed and stood up, Wen Zerong hurriedly rescued him, "Dad, let him eat well."

"Good goose, good goose~" The old artist walked out slowly again unwillingly...

When Wen Zhongyun walked to the door of the dining room, he suddenly turned around——

Under the warm orange light of the dining table, a bowl of hot noodles was covered with white smoke, blurring Rong Yuheng's clear facial features. Gentle and focused, with a rare satisfied smile on the corner of his mouth.

Wen Zhongyun's heart moved, and his eye sockets became moist.

He is not dementia, he would happily let his son take home a beautiful doll whenever he sees it.Wen Zhongyun was grateful to Rong Yuheng from the bottom of his heart, he felt that standing beside Rong Yuheng, his son had the vigor of a young man.

I was busy with drama in my early years, so I didn't take good care of Wen Zecheng.In a blink of an eye, his son grew up, and even though he was only in his 20s, he was calmer than him.

Every time Wen Zhongyun saw Wen Zezhen like this, he felt indebted and very uncomfortable.Sometimes he was noisy on purpose, but it didn't seem to make Wen Zezhen lively.

Wen Zhongyun turned his head and went back into the house.

It doesn't matter what Wen Zecheng's feelings are, it's fine.When people get old, they only want their children to be happy.

...

Rong Yuheng on this side was still sucking on noodles.

From the bottom of his heart, he crazily blew a rainbow to Wen Zereng—the fairy feeder, the fairy feed!Love love love.

Wen Zezhen looked down at him for a while, and asked, "Is it delicious?"

Rong Yuheng raised his head with his face in his mouth, like a waterfall in his mouth, "That's a good time!"

Wen Zecheng saw that it was inconvenient for him to speak with his head up, so he opened the bench and sat down, propping his chin to watch the latter eat, "Well, eat more."

Rong Yuheng nodded, his cheeks were bulging, and his small mouth was shiny and shiny, which actually made people very appetizing.

Wen Zecheng suddenly remembered what Xiao Tang said about "beautiful and delicious", and felt itchy in his heart for a moment.

After Rong Yuheng crazily inhaled half of the bowl of noodles, he was almost full.But he was too embarrassed to pour out the rest, so he could only start sucking in small mouthfuls.

Wen Zecheng asked, "Are you full?"

Rong Yuheng paused for a moment while sipping the noodles, and carefully peeked at the former's expression.

Wen Zecheng smiled, "Don't hold back if you can't eat it, I already cooked a lot."

Rong Yuheng was heartbroken while holding the noodle bowl, "I don't want to waste the fairy feed!"

Hearing this, Wen Zecheng stretched out his long arms and pulled the bowl to him, "I'll eat the rest, don't waste it."

... Rong Yuheng was stunned!

He pinched his chopsticks and looked at the scene in front of him, feeling unreal - Wen Zecheng wanted to eat the leftover noodles he ate! ?

"Owner, it won't happen... You said earlier, we can share the food."

Wen Zecheng took away the chopsticks in his hand, picked up a sandwich of noodles from the bowl, and put it into his mouth, with a natural movement, "I'm not hungry. Seeing how delicious your food is, I want to eat some too."

Rong Yuheng's brain was still stuck, and he heard "Oh", thinking to himself: Grass, Wen Zecheng is really eating his leftover noodles!

Wen Zezhen at the side pouted quietly, thinking in his heart: "Fuck, rounding up is kissing!"

The two finished their noodles with their own thoughts, and then cleaned up the kitchen.

It was past ten o'clock now, and it was completely dark outside, Rong Yuheng took a look and said, "I'll take a taxi back, don't send me off, it will take an hour to go back and forth."

Wen Zecheng took off his apron and hung it on the shelf, and paused when he heard this.He moved his throat and said casually, "It's too late, it's not safe for you to go back, so sleep here today."

Rong Yuheng was silent for two seconds, then shamefully moved.

"But I didn't bring toiletries or a change of clothes."

Wen Zereng said, "There is a new toothbrush cup at home, I will go downstairs to buy you pants, and you...you wear mine."

Rong Yuheng licked his lips, lowered his head shyly, "It's too much trouble for you, isn't it good..."

Seeing his expression, Wen Zecheng knew that he was pretending to be courteous again, and his heart suddenly blossomed, "No trouble, there is a convenience store in the community, you go to wash it first, I will go downstairs to buy it now."

He paused and coughed lightly, "...what size do you wear?"

Rong Yuheng's goldfish brain ran for a few seconds, and after thinking about it to no avail, he resolutely gave up.All his clothes and pants were bought with the help of the servants at home, and he didn't specifically check the size.

Rong Yuheng tore open the waistband of his trousers and moved closer to Wen Zerong, "Look, is there a label on the back?"

I am grass.

Wen Zecheng's face became hot instantly!

Rong Yuheng's waist is very thin, but her buttocks are plump and fleshy.

At this moment, he is so tall, and when he pulls the waistband of his trousers, Wen Zezhen can see the looming groove...

Wen Zezhen took a quick look and then retracted his eyes, his lower abdomen felt hot, "Okay, I get it."

Rong Yuheng, "Then I'm going to take a shower, where is the bathroom?"

Wen Zecheng led him into the bathroom attached to the bedroom, "wash it in my room, this is the laundry basket, and all the toiletries in the row over there can be used. There are new towels in the cabinet, wherever you want Anything is fine."

After Wen Zecheng finished speaking, he withdrew, "I went downstairs, and it will take about 10 minutes to buy it back. Don't wash it too fast."

Rong Yuheng stood in the bathroom and waved at "Keke", "I know, I know, or I'll be ashamed!"

Wen Zecheng, "..."

The fire that Wen Zezheng had just started was still not extinguished, and now he gave Rong Yuheng a warning look, "No more flirting."

Rong Yuheng seemed to be deprived of great happiness, "Why!"

The bathroom door closed with a "click", leaving only Wen Zecheng's words, which meant something inexplicable:

"If you harm others, you will end up harming yourself."

The author has something to say: Now—Wen Zecheng: I am going to die.

Later——Rong Yuheng: I'm going to die...