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In the early morning of five or six o'clock on Sunday, the streets of the city were almost empty, and the surroundings were completely silent, and everything had not yet awakened.

— except paparazzi.

Their paparazzi squad has been squatting at the diagonally opposite corner of the training site for about [-] minutes. The black one-way see-through film covers the entire car window, which looks like a box of tin cans from the outside.

The three paparazzi in the car felt like they were going to wither: the last time they stayed so early, they secretly filmed the gossip of famous celebrities, but this time they only designed it for a trainee!

But who told them that they have already collected the money, they must get up before dawn and stay here.

Now they can only comfort themselves, start work early and finish early, and go home to catch up on sleep after filming.

After waiting until six o'clock sharp, there was finally movement at the entrance of the training building.

The paparazzi hurriedly cheered up, raised their cameras and aimed at the door!

When the camera zooms in, you can clearly see an energetic figure walking out of the door with cheerful steps——

His spirit is so full, his limbs are so light and lively, his whole body exudes unparalleled vigor, he seems to be the most beautiful boy on the whole street!

It was in stark contrast to the sluggish squatting squad in the car.

The paparazzi was struck by lightning: why!

They didn't know that, in order to greet such a pleasant morning, Rong Yuheng went to bed early the night before, and even put on a mask before going to bed, so as to ensure that she would use the best mental outlook to interpret the new personality.

At this time, the sky was bright, and Rong Yuheng's smooth forehead reflected the first light, his brows and eyes were stretched, revealing a few traces of devout Buddha nature.

He turned his head and glanced at the "tin cans" on the opposite corner of the street, and then he took out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket and put them on his face, putting on a lonely and bitter expression.

The paparazzi not far away hastily snapped two snaps.

They even thought about the copywriting and title: "The rookie goes out alone early in the morning, because..." or "The bitterness behind the smile, he is not happy".

Then take a few photos of Rong Yuheng who is lost and alone, and it is enough to make up a long story.

Rong Yuheng let them shoot, and did his best to do a good role-play all the way, walked to the small broken car provided by the company, and opened the door with two "didi" to get in the car.

As soon as the car key was turned, the car vibrated twice, and the car drove into the flat street with a turn of the front, and drove steadily towards the east where the sun was rising.

The tin can at the back followed closely behind, following Rong Yuheng's broken car, driving further and further in an unknown direction...

The paparazzi thought they could drive for at most 10 minutes and enter the city to be their destination, but they didn't want Rong Yuheng to drive the car all the way through the city and directly onto the highway!

The moment the paparazzi saw the toll booth, his soul trembled: Is he going to travel around the world!

But Rong Yuheng didn't intend to run so far.

He just wanted to get up early to watch a movie, and the theater that opened at eight o'clock in the morning was the one in the city next door.For this reason, he can only travel thousands of miles across an urban area to watch movies.

Rong Yuheng was moved by his professionalism, he dialed the group chat video of the wealthy Hanpi group, trying to convey this emotion.

Three minutes later, Rong Yuheng was kicked out of the group chat.

"..."

He shook his head and dismissed Liao.

Not everyone can be a morning star.

Just as he was thinking, a separate video call came again, and the caller turned out to be You Tianyu, one of Rong Yuheng's benefactor fathers.

Rong Yuheng put the phone on the bracket, clicked on it, and didn't look at the camera, but only looked at the road seriously.

You Tianyu opened his mouth and asked, "Xiao Heng, have you been kidnapped?"

Rong Yuheng's hands holding the steering wheel almost slipped, and he finally realized what Wen Zecheng felt at that time.

"No."

You Tianyu was still on the bed, his voice sounded sleepy, but he was worried like an old father, "I made a video call in the group early in the morning, and thought it was the same situation as last time."

Rong Yuheng nodded in shame, "I'm safe."

"Oh, what's the matter with you then?"

The car just turned right and drove onto the viaduct, and his vision suddenly became brighter, and his eyes flickered brightly.

"Brother Tianyu," Rong Yuheng smiled and looked into the distance, "Have you ever seen the sun at six o'clock in the morning?"

You Tianyu, "..."

After speaking, Rong Yuheng freed up one hand, turned the phone in one direction, and pointed it out of the window, "If not, then you have learned a lot now."

He was answered with a "beep" when the call ended.

In this way, the boring cross-city trip became wonderful under Rong Yuheng's "self" adjustment. After nearly two hours' drive, he finally arrived at the destination.

This movie theater is located in the business district of the city center. It was almost eight o'clock at the moment, but many shops around were still open.After parking the car, Rong Yuheng went into the theater and bought a movie ticket for the earliest show.

This movie is a romance movie, and it starts after eight o'clock.

In order to interpret Xu Sun's "lonely family and widowed" setting, Rong Yuheng also obediently bought a couple seat.

Holding a package ticket for lovers, he floated into the ticket gate dejectedly, like an abandoned woman.

The staff couldn't hold back the shock in their pupils, and cast complex and sympathetic eyes at him, and even made an exception to let him enter the venue early, so that he could find a place to cry alone...

Rong Yuheng understood the eyes of the staff, and felt relieved in his heart: It seems that the establishment of his own people has been very successful.

The moment the paparazzi outside the arena saw Rong Yuheng walk into the movie theater, they felt as if hundreds of groundhogs were rushing into their hearts, all roaring loudly—look!electricity!film!

This NPC drove across a city early in the morning just to watch a movie! ! !

And Rong Yuheng went in to watch a movie, which meant that they had to wait outside the movie theater for at least an hour and a half!Can't shoot anything!

It is also impossible to follow up and take pictures: first, the camera equipment is not allowed inside;

... The paparazzi gritted his silver teeth in the cold morning wind: Forget it, you can't just wait!

After Rong Yuheng entered the theater, she unloaded the burden of character design.The seat he chose for himself was in the sixth row near the aisle, because he was too lazy to walk inside.

After he sat down, he looked around boredly, and found that he was really booked out.Rong Yuheng picked up his phone and took a selfie as a souvenir.

After the filming, he suddenly remembered the last time Wen Zeleng invited him to watch the premiere, so he sent this photo to Wen Zeleng.

[Rong Yuheng]: Kangkang, where am I [picture]

Wen Zecheng didn't know what he was doing, but he returned quickly.

[Wen Zecheng]: Cinema, why go to the movies so early?

[Rong Yuheng]: It's a long story, so don't worry about it.

[Wen Zecheng]: Yes.Are you sitting in the lover seat? You...have a date?

[Rong Yuheng]: It's just me, the couple seat is spacious.

[Wen Zecheng]: I can sit with you next time. I'm not big enough to squeeze you in. [Sea otter cute.jpg]

Rong Yuheng's pupils shrank: Wen Zecheng stole his emoji again!

However, before he could reply, he heard a sound coming from the entrance, Rong Yuheng looked up and saw two boys walking up the stairs holding hands.

It's not necessarily true that they are holding hands.

To be precise, it was the tall boy who unilaterally and stubbornly went to help the handsome boy beside him, exhorting him carefully like a guide dog:

"Come, go, lift your feet, be careful."

The boy who was being held by him was almost lifted up, sliding like a mop on the stairs, his face was full of lovelessness, and the swear words that were about to be blurted could be faintly seen between his lips...

The key point is that the tall boy didn't realize it the whole time, and he was still sweet by himself.

Rong Yuheng, "..."

He was amazed in his heart: the two seemed to be a couple, but judging from the current situation, he didn't quite understand why the two could get together.

I don't know if it's because my gaze behind the sunglasses is too intense, Rong Yuheng met the handsome boy's eyes as soon as he raised his eyes.

Out of politeness, Rong Yuheng pulled off his sunglasses and smiled at him.

The latter looked away in embarrassment.

When the two of them took their seats in the seventh row near the corridor, Rong Yuheng immediately felt the creaking and twisting sounds from the seat behind him, mixed with unreasonable accusations:

"You actually flirt with other people in front of me!"

"I just said how moist the seats here are, it turned out to be the dew on the green prairie!"

Rong Yuheng, "..."

Such a rich brain supplement!Such a strange metaphor!

The time waiting for the opening of the movie was easily passed by the wonderful dialogue of the fantasy couple behind him, so that when the movie officially started, Rong Yuheng was still a little bit unsatisfied:

He felt that the play behind him was much more exciting than this romance.

……

The movie lasted about two hours. After the movie ended, Rong Yuheng got up and turned to the two behind him.He was worried that he would cause trouble to the couple because of his own reasons, so he took the initiative to say hello and express his kindness.

Fortunately, the tall boy's jealousy was just a taste, and the three of them quickly reached a harmonious atmosphere, and they walked out of the movie theater while chatting.

To Rong Yuheng's regret, the couple didn't know him. It seems that his reputation still needs to be improved.

"Meeting is fate. Can you vote for me on Lime TV? The finals of Ace Star Creation will be at the end of this month."

Rong Yuheng was afraid that the two of them would not be able to remember clearly, so he intimately taught memory skills, "I am number 2 in group 13, if you can't remember clearly, just remember that I am 2B."

The handsome boy seemed to choke for a moment, and then kindly gave advice, "As an artist, don't say that about yourself, or the media will make a big fuss about you."

Rong Yuheng was grateful for his kindness, and said softly, "Don't worry, I have a big backer."

The handsome boy, "..."

The tall boy at the side didn't know how to interpret the former's silence. In the silence, he suddenly reached out and hugged the former, trying to convey strength,

"Don't feel inferior, your background is huge!"

As he spoke, he slapped his chest loudly and aggressively, "You always attack, it's big!"

Rong Yuheng & the handsome boy, "..."

Rong Yuheng felt that it was not suitable for him to stay here any longer, so he cast an admiring look and left in a hurry.

He still has work to do, and he still has paparazzi waiting for his arrival.

It was almost noon at this time.When it was time for dinner, the flow of people in the commercial center also increased. Rong Yuheng wore sunglasses, put a hat on his head, and walked into the bustling crowd with his hands in his hands.

The paparazzi who had been squatting for two hours immediately stood up and hurriedly followed, because they were so stiff after squatting for too long, they almost lost them.

Immediately afterwards, they saw Rong Yuheng rushing into a small alley, turned into a deserted convenience store.

The paparazzi were excited!There is actually a feeling of being in the rain for a long time.

They raised their cameras and waited for Rong Yuheng to cooperate with each other to perform a desperate scene.

Rong Yuheng lived up to everyone's expectations and took a box of instant noodles from the shelf. On the far corner of the street, the paparazzi's camera gradually focused...

He took the instant noodles and walked to the cashier and asked, "Can I swipe my card?"

The cashier glanced at the five-yuan instant noodles, "Yes, yes..."

The paparazzi in the distance had already pressed their fingers on the shutter of the camera. Under the clear lens, Rong Yuheng took out a black gold card from his pocket,

"I brush this."

"..."

The cashier's mouth trembled, and thousands of words gathered in his heart, rolled around and swallowed them again.

After a while, she said with mixed feelings, "Sir, we have never used this in our store, you can use Alipay as well."

Rong Yuheng thought that there were still paparazzi secretly taking pictures, and was about to insist, when the cashier let out a sigh, "How can you kill a chicken with a butcher's knife?"

Rong Yuheng, "..."

However, the paparazzi at this time have completely lost the mood for candid photography.

All of them had their souls absorbed by that black gold card!

The black gold card is positioned at the top group, and it is not a card that the family can get with a little money!With this kind of card, why do you still need to use the "little poor" character set!

Could it be that Xu Sun's standard for setting people is to make a special trip to challenge the difficult and impossible?

The paparazzi felt like they were being tricked——

Buying instant noodles in a cold convenience store, what a good material.Who knows that when someone checks out, he suddenly takes out a black gold card, can such a photo be used?

Regardless of the confusion of the paparazzi's Ling Feng, Rong Yuheng has already settled the bill at this time.He took out his card just as a show, but seeing the cashier was really embarrassed, he finally paid with Alipay.

After buying the instant noodles, Rong Yuheng left the store, turned around and walked towards the corner where the paparazzi were camping.

The pupils of the paparazzi who had just been hit shrank: He is here, and he is here with a black gold card!

Rong Yuheng walked straight up to the three of them, and under their guarded and awe-inspiring gazes, he handed over the instant noodles and humbly asked for advice, "It's the first time I've eaten this kind of food, so I'm not very good at it. Give me some guidance, so I can show you shoot."

The paparazzi waved their hands again and again, "No, no, no..." The black gold boss can't afford to mess with it.

One of them still couldn't believe it, so he carefully poked his head over, "The black gold card... is it real?"

Rong Yuheng nodded, "A gift I received."

This card was given by Rong Tianshen at his coming-of-age ceremony.It was precisely because it was given by Rong Tianshen that he couldn't use it - it would be too embarrassing to spend his money outside while being angry with his father.

In Rong Yuheng's concept: even if he is kicked out, he still has to rely on his own labor to support himself, so he never planned to use this card.

It's just that the current situation is special, so it's okay to use it to bluff the paparazzi.

The paparazzi looked at each other, feeling apprehensive in their hearts, "Are you still filming?"

Rong Yuheng said kindly, "Shooting, why not? We should all work together to complete the work assigned by Brother Sun."

Paparazzi: ...Damn Xu Sun.

In this way, with the help of the paparazzi, Rong Yuheng finally managed to eat the instant noodles, but there was also a black gold card that reflected the sunlight, shining brightly in his hand.

Rong Yuheng stuffed his cheeks like a hamster, and he still didn't forget to send humanistic care to the paparazzi, "Is the filming finished, do you need me to shed a little tears?"

Paparazzi, "No, no, no, no..."

When Rong Yuheng was full, he wiped his mouth and waved his hand towards them, with the air of a leading brother, "Get in the car, next stop!"

The paparazzi cried: Why is it not over yet! ! !

Rong Yuheng's next stop was a fountain square, when someone passed by, the ground would spray water upwards.He made a strategy in advance, saying that this fountain is very safe and there is no need to worry about electric shock.

Rong Yuheng got out of the car, and waited understandingly for the paparazzi who arrived later.He told a few people, "I remember to capture the moment when the fountain water sprinkled from my head, and I tried to raise my head up to show a devastated face."

The paparazzi nodded and felt from the bottom of their hearts that things were going in a strange direction.

Rong Yuheng walked slowly into the square, the moment he walked in, several fountains rushed up around the soles of his feet, rose into the air and then poured down on his head.

He closed his eyes, raised his head at a 45-degree angle, and waited for the pouring water.He imagined that he was in the turbulent wind and rain, the heavy rain drenched his self-esteem, extinguished his enthusiasm, and his soul was also frozen in the cold winter by the cold rain...

Not far away, the three paparazzi squatted, stood, and tilted their bodies in various concave angles, and shot wildly at Rong Yuheng who was still stuck in the scene script in the middle of the fountain.

A few young girls passed by, they all stopped and blushed and screamed in a low voice:

"Oh! Look, that boy is so handsome!"

"Really, like a melancholy little prince..."

"There is a professional photography team next to me, are they taking pictures?"

The paparazzi hated in their hearts: Fuck the professional photography team!I'm a paparazzi!

Although they were so troubled in their hearts, their hands didn't stop at all.There was even a person who lost himself in the photo, and boldly walked over to guide Rong Yuheng's posture,

"Turn your body a little bit, eh... yes, retract your chin! Perfect!"

It's like a special scene of a star.

The filming lasted for half an hour, and Rong Yuheng's body was already soaked through.Worried that he would catch a cold, he signaled the paparazzi to stop taking pictures, walked down from the square, and leaned over to look at the photos.

"It's a good shot, come, givemefive!"

"Crack!" The four clapped their hands and sprinkled flowers, filled with cheers and joy.

Rong Qiming began to shine again, "With your photography skills, you can be a photographer, why bother to be a paparazzi, it's so hard."

He is good at teaching, "Being a photographer can still be respected by many stars, and the salary is also high. You have been in the industry for so many years, and you should have your own way. Improve your photography skills and become a photographer in the future."

After Rong Yuheng finished speaking, he saw the eyes of the three people in front of him gradually brighten, revealing expressions of hope.

He smiled gratifiedly from the bottom of his heart, and raised his hand to caress the Guanyin jade on his chest: May your future path be the right path in the world, and may your future be bright.