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As Xi Lin finished speaking, the stage lights went out.

The screen went dark, and Rong Congyan's bewildered face was reflected in the gap between the blockbuster movie "Let's fight!" that suddenly poured in: ...?

However, only five seconds later, the overhead lights of the stage "swipe" to light up - the beams of light behind the stage flicker alternately with the dancing prelude, colorful!

A raging voice came from the center of the stage:

"My friends, our King of Trams—"

After the long ending, two heavily armed figures jumped out of the stage, the purple man twisted his waist and hips, pointed his fingers in the front row,

"Come on!"

"Ohhhhhhhhhh!!"

The auditorium suddenly screamed, and then two burly armored leather suits opened their arms, swayed from side to side, and raised their hands to signal the audience to get angry——

In the restless atmosphere, the prelude ended, and the two people on the stage sang passionately:

"Time の波を解まえて

(Catch the wave of time)

今すぐに行こう领の地方

(Let's go to the agreed place now)

boundless limitless

(Let me leap over the limitless realm)

Climax - Jump! "

Almost at the same instant as the "Jump" exit, two figures, one yellow and one purple, jumped into the air!Both hands are still raised happily, as if to transmit power——

Especially the purple holster, it twisted very happily, and I don't know how to do it, it was able to raise its butt high in mid-air, and even stretched out its hands to say "yeah" on both sides of the eyes!

Rong Congyan in front of the computer screen recovered from the initial daze, and his whole body trembled violently:

This one is definitely Rong Yuheng!

The bullet screen in the live broadcast room slipped by:

"Four idiots on the tram!!!"

"It's a pity there are only two people, but it's still Sai Gao!"

"The purple one is Rongge, hahahahaha!!"

……

Rong Congyan's little hands froze on the keyboard in bewilderment. He had planned a shocking rainbow fart, but now he has let it all go!

Rong Tianshen was still secretly urging him behind his back, "Why didn't you post it?"

Rong Congyan, "..." He didn't know what to post at all!

On the radiant stage on the screen, two figures were still interacting with the audience, shouting in unison:

"いーじゃん!いーじゃん!

(Awesome! Awesome!)

すげーじゃん? ! (Really strong?!)"

Audience: すげーじゃん! ! (really strong!!)

Just as confused as Rong Congyan was Jin Zhiyao on the judging panel.

She was already going to be on the familiar Two-dimensional stage, but who knew it was Kamen Rider!

It's not her pa at all!

Jin Zhiyao was thinking, when he suddenly noticed something strange around him.As soon as she turned her head, she found that although Qiao Tan's upper body seemed to be calm, his feet under the table were trembling with the rhythm...

Jin Zhiyao's pupils shrank: Damn, this is actually Teacher Qiao's pa!

The two people on the stage came to the part of singing alternately again, and Zhou Shubai in the yellow leather case clenched his fists, sonorously:

"迷いそうなとき必ず

(When you are confused, you must)

I want to be strong さ が guide く!

(Guide with firm conviction!)”

Rong Yuheng in the purple leather case held the microphone in one hand, and slowly opened the other hand, stretching towards the auditorium:

"Kun ga hope む future すでに

(the future you want)

inyour—hands!

(Right in your—palm!)"

As soon as he finished speaking, he pulled his arm back, and the palm of his hand turned upside down on the way back, and then he clenched it tightly in front of his chest!

……

After the two spoke separately, the audience who hadn't distinguished them before could now.The bullet screens in the live broadcast room slid by, and each family began to support their favorites:

"Rong Goose Purple! Rong Goose Purple!"

"Today's Xiaobai is a custard bun!!"

"Ah, it's a pity that I can't see the face, I want to see the beauty of the cubs!"

"Me too, last time the Peach Blossom Fairy kept me awake at night!"

"Young master, I really can, I'm greedy for his face!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu why don't you show your face..."

The live broadcast room was blowing vigorously, and suddenly saw a discordant barrage with a striking red color breaking into everyone's eyes:

"Zhou Shubai's face just blocked it"

Everyone: Fuck!Where did the ky essence come from!

The Shubai sisters were angry:

"Are you sick? Don't look at it if you don't like it!"

"Which family's idiot came here to ky, take my brother Shubai away and don't make an appointment, thank you."

The red barrage soon turned on again:

"Greedy face? It's really childish."

"I knew it would be like this, a group of people who look at their faces."

Sister Shubai:

"Hehehe... Aren't you just jealous of Shubai's good looks?"

"You should be ugly, ugly people make trouble"

Red barrage:

"Superficial, you fans only see his good-looking skin, and don't care about his soul at all."

"A person as clean as Xiaobai cannot be defiled by this filthy quagmire!"

The live broadcast room was silent for a moment... Even Rong Yuheng's fans were so frightened by this inexplicable scolding battle that they stopped sending barrage.

After a while, a barrage slipped past cautiously:

"Sisters, stop scolding...the red ones seem to be friendly troops."

Immediately afterwards, another barrage popped up:

"It seems to be a poisonous fan..."

"Although a little brain-dead, but should be sisters"

"It's true that the mouth smells bad, but it's also reasonable... We like Brother Shubai not only for his face, even if Brother Shubai doesn't show his face, this performance is quite exciting!"

"I don't just look at the face, the young master is also cute!"

"That's right, even if the young master doesn't show his face in the future, I'll chase after him!"

……

Qiu Jianlun in front of the screen stared wide-eyed, staring at the barrage, his mind fell into a moment of blankness——

Chase without showing your face, how could this happen! ?

The small episode of the barrage was calmed down after only half a minute of agitation.

With such an announcement, everyone's support has inexplicably increased its depth and become quite connotative:

"I love Rong Goose's free and unrestrained soul!"

"What I love is brother Shubai's arrogant character!"

"What I love is the sincere and honest friendship of the Peeling Egg Group!"

Amidst the uniform, different styles of cheering, which had nothing to do with the stage performance, the performance of Rong Yuheng and Zhou Shubai also came to an end.

Yellow, blue, purple, and green light beams waved crosswise, and two leather suits soared from the center of the stage, jumping to the front of the stage.

During the volley, his body was stretched suddenly, and the moment he landed, his fists hit the void again——

"いーじゃん!いーじゃん!

(Awesome! Awesome!)

すげーじゃん! ! (Really strong!!)”

The music fell, and the audience screamed excitedly:

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Rong Yuheng and Zhou Shubai stood firm in front of the stage, with their arms around their chests back to back, they made a pose, and said in unison:

"Arigado! (Thank you!)"

However, Zhou Shubai's Japanese side and nasal sounds are still mixed together, and his voice is particularly abrupt:

"Arigado!"

The bullet screen is happily swiped:

"Nah na na na na na na na na..."

"La la la la la la la la la la..."

Rong Congyan in front of the screen put his hands on the keyboard in a jerk: This is the last chance to send a barrage, he won't allow himself to miss it!

Rong Congyan remembered that what Rong Yuheng said was "na", while the other person said "la", and then looked at the barrage: there was "na" and there was "la".

He couldn't help but come up with a well-founded guess—"Na Na" should be Xiaoheng's cheering words.

After Rong Congyan interpreted it without authorization, he immediately raced against the clock to encourage Rong Tianshen,

"Dad, send 'Na Na', Xiaoheng's support is 'Na Na'!"

Five seconds later—

Rong Congyan: Na na na na na na na na...!

Rong Tianshen: Na na na na na na na na...!

On the stage, Rong Yuheng and Zhou Shubai had already finished their performance.On a hot day, even if the room was turned on to cool down, the two people under the leather jackets were still covered in sweat.

After the two left the stage, Song Tang on the judging panel was still cackling.

Qiao Tan still couldn't calm down for a long time, and now he finally understood Jin Zhiyao's previous excitement - this is not some two-dimensional magic, it is a kind of empathy!

Qiao Tan turned to look at Jin Zhiyao who was beside him, "Mr. Jin, you are not particularly excited today."

Jin Zhiyao said, "I haven't seen this, what is Kamen Rider? Is it also an anime?"

Qiao Tan just smiled.The next performance is about to start, the lights on the stage have been dimmed, and the atmosphere of the scene has returned to calm.

He turned to the stage, his eyes reflected the faint light of the floor lamp in the darkness, warm and translucent,

"Oh...then recommend Mr. Jin to make up for it, that's an era."

...

Rong Yuheng and Zhou Shubai returned to the backstage, and immediately took off their armored holsters. The moment the cold air rushed in, the two of them simultaneously exhaled foul air.

Pu Zaixi and Zou Yi ran over to help them strip their clothes.The egg-peeling duo now became two peeled boiled eggs, white, tender, and juicy.

Rong Yuheng pulled his hand out of his sleeve, raised his hand and wiped his forehead, shaking off the wet sweat.

Ke Ting walked towards them, followed by Wen Zecheng.

As Ke Ting approached, he immediately worried like an old mother, "Go to the locker room and get changed, you'll catch a cold if you're sweating and blowing the wind!"

"Okay, thank you Teacher Ke."

Rong Yuheng was about to follow Zhou Shubai to the dressing room when Ke Ting suddenly stopped him, "Hey wait..."

Rong Yuheng stopped and looked at the former suspiciously.Seeing Ke Ting's hesitation, "Do you... want to find a room by yourself?"

"........."

The four tangerines at the scene were shocked at the same time: he was still in the childbirth script where the woman disguised herself as a man!

Wen Zerong behind Ke Ting didn't understand the meaning of the phone call until now, and he looked at the former with complicated eyes:

There may be a real problem with how you choose your friends.

Rong Yuheng was tired, "No need, Teacher Ke, I'll just change with Brother Shubai."

Wen Zecheng, "..."

He flapped his eyelashes, and he, who was doubting Ke Ting a second ago, turned to the enemy in an instant, "I'll take you there."

Zhou Shubai sensitively sensed the danger with his animal-like intuition, he moved a little away from Rong Yuheng, and said politely to Wen Zeting, "Thank you, Teacher Wen."

Wen Zecheng's eyes suddenly softened several degrees, he nodded, and faintly revealed two words: sensible.

Rong Yuheng and Zhou Shubai grabbed their armored holsters and followed Wen Zezheng to the dressing room, sweating profusely along the way.

A few drops slid down Rong Yuheng's jawline and directly sank into the neckline of the bottoming shirt, leaving a dark stain of water.

Wen Zezhen in front of him turned his head and saw it, and his pace slowed down a bit.

Then he reached out and rubbed Rong Yuheng's cheek, "It's all wet."

Rong Yuheng froze instantly.

The skin brushed by Wen Zecheng's palm seemed to pass through a burst of electricity, and Bian Chen's words suddenly popped up in his mind:

Teacher Wen also has a cp, it's you.

Grass!

He was trembling all over, turned his head away quickly, and avoided Wen Zecheng's hand, his heart was pounding!

Zhou Shubai on the side was also affected by the aftershocks, he wished he could get back into the leather case and sew himself in——

What an ambiguous atmosphere this is!What a bad word again!

As a bystander, he blushed and his heart beat, and he didn't know how his egg peeler could withstand such a lightning strike.

Seeing Rong Yuheng dodging, Wen Zecheng felt lost for a second, and then cheered himself up: At least it was a little late, Wen Zecheng, come on!More rubbing next time!

He retracted his hand seemingly unintentionally, and asked again, "Is it serious, can I help you?"

Rong Yuheng glanced at Zhou Shubai who was pretending to be deaf and dumb beside him, he felt a little hot on his face, "No, no..."

Seeing this, Wen Zecheng no longer insisted.Showing favor is an art, too much is too much.

The three of them arrived at the door of the dressing room, Zhou Shubai went in first, Rong Yuheng was about to follow when Wen Zecheng stopped him,

"The next door is also empty, I'll take you to the next door."

Zhou Shubai, "..." He knew it.

Rong Yuheng, "..." Wen Zecheng was very strange from the very beginning!

In fact, Wen Zecheng didn't do it on purpose.

He really couldn't hold back anymore, and he shouldn't have come to today's game.

But the crew of "Overseas Flower" is about to start work, and he will pack his luggage and go to the crew tomorrow, and he doesn't know how long it will be before he comes back.

Thinking of this, he felt itchy in his heart, and he still had an unstoppable urge to do something before leaving.

Zhou Shubai covered his ears and slipped into the dressing room.Wen Zecheng went in and took clothes for Rong Yuheng, then came out, turning him to the next door.

After entering the next room, Wen Zecheng closed the door, handed over the clothes, "Change."

Rong Yuheng, "..."

Feeling flustered in his heart, he reached out to take the clothes with complicated eyes, "You want to watch me change?"

Wen Zezheng had a righteous face, "It doesn't matter if they are all men. Or do you really mind?"

Grass.After Wen Zecheng said that, how could Rong Yuheng say "mind"!

But before Wen Zecheng rubbed against him, it was really... Really simple!

And the phrase "I'll help you".

If it hadn't been for the slap in front of him, Rong Yuheng would definitely have sent him a good person card again, but the combination of the two actions made people care inexplicably.

Rong Yuheng took a deep look at Wen Zerong:

I would like to ask Kangkang what you want to do.

He said, "Then just watch it, I'm so pretty, little brother should see more."

Wen Zezheng almost lost his pretense when he was called "little brother" suddenly.

His eyes flashed, "Change yours quickly."

Without turning her back, Rong Yuheng raised her hand to Wen Zerong and took off the bottoming T-shirt.

His skin was white, reflecting the light above his head, Wen Zereng only felt a flash of white light in front of his eyes, and then he was hit by the next scene, making his mind buzzing.

The waist is so fucking thin.

Wen Zecheng felt that he shouldn't be so impatient, he overestimated his concentration.

other grass,

Rong Yuheng was not in a hurry to put on new clothes after he changed his T-shirt, he was still sweating, so he had to dry it off first.

He walked to the shelf next to the wall with his upper body bare, with his back to Wen Zeleng, and when he raised his hand to take the towel, his beautiful shoulder blades shrugged.

Wen Zecheng, "..."

Rong Yuheng was rubbing his eyes when he suddenly noticed a shadow cast on the shelf in front of him.

He was startled suddenly in his heart, and turned around quickly - he saw Wen Zerong's tall body standing in front of him, almost blocking the light above his head.

This time Rong Yuheng could see clearly: Wen Zerong's eyes were glowing green.

His heart skipped a beat, and he took a step back vigilantly, and with a "bang", his back leaned against the cold iron frame.

"... Is Ning okay?"

Wen Zecheng swallowed clearly, but still pretended to be serious and said,

"You can't wipe your back, I'll help you."

The author has something to say: Rong Yuheng: What are you doing?

Wen Zecheng: I think so.

Ps. Card face to play: "Kamen Rider" empty ear

The song selection is "Kamen Rider Den-O" op "ClimaxJump", and the scene refers to the Superhero Festival: "Kamen Rider Den-O" theme song live version.