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Rong Yuheng was quite suffocated.

On the one hand, he was a little ashamed, but on the other hand, he was worried for Wen Zerong.It's fine if the two of you are alone, but now it's going to be a rehearsal!

Is it possible that Wen Zezhen should go out like this?

"You, you, you... hurry up!" Rong Yuheng kept a safe distance of one meter, looking at Wen Zecheng's handbrake with hatred.

Wen Zerong was so anxious that his eyes were red. In addition to his embarrassment and anxiety, there was still a fire burning that could not be extinguished for a while.

"How about you help me?" he said, "just use your hands."

Rong Yuheng was about to faint, what is meant by using hands "it's all right", said it as if it was very easy.

And Wen Zecheng's time... even if he was an octopus, he wouldn't finish it so quickly!

"No, it's too late, why don't you go and rinse under the tap?"

Thinking of that scene, Wen Zecheng couldn't help blurting out, "That's too stupid..." He spoke for a moment, remembering that he was a well-mannered person, and swallowed the word "forced" back abruptly.

"Or if you help me and call your husband at the same time, maybe I'll be fine soon."

Rong Yuheng didn't believe it at all - when he said that before, Wen Zerong was obviously more enthusiastic!

The two were staring at the handbrake, when there was a knock on the door again, "Are the two newcomers ready, our side is ready~"

Wen Zezhen raised his head and glanced at Rong Yuheng, his eyes were hot and hot, and he said in a low voice, "I'm urging you, what should I do?"

Rong Yuheng could only comfort him first, "Leave it to me."

Wen Zerong's eyes lit up, and before he had time to open his arms to Rong Yuheng, the latter turned his head to the door and replied,

"Sorry, Mr. Wen's zipper is stuck, it may take a while."

Wen Zecheng, "..." So it was referring to this!

The staff member said, "Ah, it's okay, it's okay, Mr. Wen, take your time."

As soon as the noise outside the door disappeared, Rong Yuheng was pulled over by a strong force, and fell directly on Wen Zecheng's body——

The dangerous handbrake is close at hand.

Rong Yuheng:! ! !

Wen Zecheng clasped his waist, panting heavily and pressed his forehead against it, "The zipper is stuck? Then pull it for me to see if the zipper is not stuck."

Rong Yuheng swallowed, and moved back a little, "I thought about the workmanship, it shouldn't be..."

Wen Zecheng rubbed him hard, "You know how to add fuel to my fire."

Rong Yuheng cautiously said, "Then I...will kill you?"

Wen Zecheng was refreshed immediately!His previous appearance of being tormented by desire to the point of pitiful anxiety disappeared in an instant, leaving only the excitement after succeeding,

"Well, you can kill me."

Rong Yuheng: ... Heh, the actor.

He glanced at Wen Zerong contemptuously, then cleared his throat, took a deep breath, and a soft singing voice flowed from his lips, "Sleep ~ sleep ~ my dear..."

Wen Zezhen interrupted lightly, "Do you think the same song can be used again?"

Rong Yuheng's singing stopped abruptly.He said weakly, "Why..."

Wen Zecheng, "I have already developed antibodies."

Rong Yuheng was speechless... Is he a virus!

In desperation, the hamster was finally forced to go to Qiu Mingshan, and had an extremely humiliating experience.

The wedding dresses were rigorous and solemn, and the upper bodies of both of them were neatly dressed, even the buttons of their shirts were tied to the top button.

However, the second half trekked hard on the rugged and winding mountain road, and the immature legs were bearing a weight that they shouldn't have to bear!

Rong Yuheng was facing the mirror, his eyes were moist and hazy, he saw that his face was blushing, and even the neck that was not in the neckline was burning.

Damn...he thought in a trance, going up the mountain in a wedding dress is too much to break his bottom line!

And what made Rong Yuheng extremely angry was that at such a time, Wen Zeleng still couldn't let go of his ridiculous self-esteem as a macho, holding back and refusing to reach the top of the mountain!

Half an hour later, the two left the locker room.

Wen Zecheng's face was refreshed, as if he had gained a new life.Rong Yuheng lowered his head, not daring to look at the staff during the rehearsal.

He always felt that everyone knew about it. Throw it away!

……

After the rehearsal was over, the two returned to the hotel.

As soon as the door was closed, Rong Yuheng made an imposing agreement with Wen Zecheng, "This situation cannot happen again today! You are not allowed to drive casually in public places or important occasions!"

Wen Zecheng posted it up to hold his hand, and coaxed him nicely, "I didn't drive casually, I was driving with real feelings..."

Rong Yuheng was so angry that his hair fluffed up!Wen Zezhen dared to talk to him about words, he was like the reincarnation of a bully.

"No matter how you drive, don't drive! Especially on the day of our official wedding, it must be pure, holy, and solemn!"

"Okay, yes, yes..."

After washing, the two lay down on the big bed.

Rong Yuheng looked at the ceiling, carefully recalling the rehearsal process.After a long while, he suddenly turned over and climbed onto Wen Zereng's body, "Master, I think the wedding ceremony should be something special."

Wen Zecheng took him into his arms, "How special do you want?"

Rong Yuheng, "We must have our own characteristics, otherwise what is the difference from those mundane weddings?"

Wen Zecheng praised him, "You are so caring~"

Rong Yuheng was praised so that his whole body was comfortable, and he hummed a few words proudly, "It's okay...Look, should we have a little bit of a kiss when we kiss?"

Wen Zecheng paused, "What...?"

"How can the brushed cp not be brushed? When the time comes after exchanging rings, we will lengthen it a little... the one that is crystal clear and bright."

Wen Zezhen hesitated, "But baby, you just said that the wedding should be pure, holy, and solemn..."

Rong Yuheng quibbled, "Then we can draw a pure, holy and solemn thread."

"..." Wen Zecheng's expression froze for a moment, and then he seemed to think of something again, and returned to peace.He suddenly turned over and pushed the person down, and fell on top, "This drawing is difficult, let's practice more first."

"...!"

On the day of the official wedding, the weather was perfect.

It was bright in the morning, but the temperature outside was not too high.

All the relatives and friends of Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng's family came.Kuang Zhao came to congratulate him with a bunch of hamster supplies like a baby daddy, and won Wen Zhongyun's exclusive appreciation.

Almost all of Rong Yuheng's local tyrant friends were present, fifty or sixty people were mighty and powerful, and they pointed in the direction of the backstage very naively, and their gazes from afar were quite deliberate——

It's just a hot man who abducted their son!

Wen Qin and Rong Tianshen arrived together today, because of the special occasion, they made a special trip to dress up, and they looked like a couple.

Rong Congyan, who was alone, was forced to form a team with Xunguang again.He is very concerned about it now, especially the group of wealthy idiots sweeping him with a beastly look, as if to say:

You can get your hands on such a small loli, handcuff it and take it away!

Rong Congyan lowered his head to discuss with the enthusiastic Xun Guang, trying to distract him, "Aren't you going to be a bridesmaid, should you go make up and change clothes?"

Xun Guang clapped his little hands happily, grabbed Rong Congyan and walked backstage, "Yes, you are also the best man, let's go and change together!"

"..."

All the giants were frightened: It's a real hammer!Rong Congyan is a beast!

Backstage.

Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng were changing their clothes, and professional makeup artists were applying makeup for them.

Rong Yuheng has fair skin and a clean face, but the heavy makeup will cover up his original aura, so the makeup artist only took a thin layer of base makeup for him, smeared some lip gloss, and swept away the highlights and shadows, and the makeup is done .

Wen Zeleng doesn't wear much makeup, his facial features are more three-dimensional and deeper, his skin is a very strong wheat color, and his foundation is very good, which belongs to the kind of masculine beauty that is natural and masculine.The makeup artist scrutinized it for a long time but didn't do anything. In the end, he only applied a little lip gloss to enhance the complexion.

"My salary is for nothing." The make-up artist smiled and packed up the props, "You don't need any make-up at all."

Rong Yuheng's mouth was sweet, "No, I think I look very good-looking today."

Wen Zecheng looked at him sideways and smiled, "Well, it's so pretty."

Rong Yuheng reciprocated, "You are also handsome, so handsome that I can't get along..."

"Cough!!" The make-up artist coughed heavily, picked up the makeup case, turned and walked away, "I'm going deaf, I'm going deaf..."

Seeing that the person had left, Wen Zecheng lowered his head and approached him, and asked softly, "Why can't we close?"

Rong Yuheng, "Eyelids."

Wen Zecheng, "..."

According to the wedding procedure, Rong Yuheng and Wen Zeleng couldn't go to the front desk yet, so they slumped in the lounge and played with their phones.

Also present today are their friends in the entertainment industry, such as Su Yuyin, Qiao Tan, Song Tang, Ke Ting, Zhou Shubai, all members of STAR-T, Ju Ziyi... as well as their managers, major directors and producers. Filmmakers, these are all here.

Rong Yuheng was chatting with them on WeChat to communicate with them, while enjoying Wen Zecheng's feeding.

The stylist next to him was hesitant to say anything, and he finally summoned up the courage to take a step forward, "You two couples, don't eat all the time before the wedding."

There was still residue hanging from the corner of Rong Yuheng's mouth, as if he had received a heavy blow when he heard the words, "Why!"

Wen Zecheng's face made him dizzy, and he chimed in without principle, "We will eat gracefully, wipe our mouths clean before going on stage, and keep our stomachs at any time so that we don't show our full stomach."

The stylist almost didn't bring it up in one breath - he didn't show his "too full" stomach, people basically don't eat when they get married, how full do you want to eat! ?

His expression was numb, "It's mainly because I'm afraid that you guys will be full and want to shit."

"........."

The two lost their appetite for a moment.

After a while, the door of the rest room was pushed open.

Rong Congyan and Xun Guang came in after changing their clothes, Rong Yuheng recovered from the pain of interrupted appetite in a second, and happily rubbed over, "You guys changed!"

"Happy, happy~" Xunguang is a bridesmaid today, so it's rare that she didn't dress up as a ball.

It was the first time for Rong Yuheng to see her wearing a slim dress. Although Xun Guang's appearance after putting on makeup was still relatively immature, her figure could be seen to belong to the outline of an adult woman.

Rong Yuheng didn't hesitate to praise her, "Xunguang, you don't look like a child today!"

It was rare for Xunguang to be tolerant and not to care about it, "It's a very special compliment, let's accept it for now."

Rong Congyan didn't say much from the moment he entered the door, he seemed a little restrained.Wen Zecheng noticed it and asked, "Brother-in-law, is it because the clothes don't fit?"

"No." Rong Congyan said dryly.

Rong Yuheng next to him finally noticed his brother's embarrassment, "Hey, brother, what's the matter with you today, are you not overbearing president at all?"

Rong Congyan took a quick look at Xun Guang, "I'm not usually domineering to the president, I follow the line of being close to the people."

When Rong Yuheng thought of his occasional behavior of lowering his intelligence, it was hard not to agree,

"Yes, but I still think there is something wrong with you."

Rong Congyan didn't speak, because something was wrong with him.

Mainly because he cared too much.

When Xunguang was like a small group before, he could ignore the jokes of the people around him, but now he suddenly "twitched", and the sense of sight of those jokes suddenly increased!

Rong Congyan decided to get out of Xunguang's radiation range to adjust his mentality. He grabbed his younger brother and slipped outside, "Come on, Xiaoheng, I want to talk to you alone."

Rong Yuheng didn't doubt that he was there, shook his hair like a happy little idiot, "Okay, okay~"

The two walked out, and the door closed with a "click".

Only Wen Zecheng and Xun Guang were left in the room.

Seeing that Rong Yuheng was not there, Xunguang approached mysteriously, "Mr. Wen, I prepared a wedding gift for you, you absolutely love it."

"what gift?"

"The 50-word "Choice of a City" full-length novel, including various luxury cars, is of great enlightenment to your future happy life!"

Wen Zecheng's eyes lit up with a "swipe", and he even used an honorific, "Teacher Xunguang, you are too caring."

"And there are eighteen pictures of Mrs. Yaotai—because she is still in school, so your wedding can't come, she said it's a wedding gift for you~"

"Teacher Yaotai is interested too."

Xun Guang stepped on the small high heels proudly, "You're welcome~!"

As soon as she stomped, Wen Zezheng looked away.

He frowned slightly, and then kindly reminded, "Xunguang, you'd better go to the locker room and change a pair of shoes."

"Why? I purposely wore the one with the highest heel. I want to be your bridesmaid, so I can't look too short."

"It's not easy to walk."

"I just inspected the scene, I think it's okay~"

Wen Zerong hesitated for two seconds, seeing that Rong Yuheng was not there, he simply and generously revealed a little bit of information,

"Maybe, the scene after a while is not what you saw before."

"……Um???"

The author has something to say: Rong Yuheng: I have already rehearsed, so easy~!

Wen Zecheng: I like your overconfident look.