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When Wen Zhongyun arrived, it happened to be noon.

Auntie was preparing lunch in the kitchen, and Wenqin left Xunguang to eat with her.After all, she brought it back with her own hands, so she has to take good care of it.

Rong Yuheng and Wen Zezheng went outside the gate to meet Wen Zhongyun and Rong Momo, the breeze blew by, but it couldn't smooth the thousands of gullies between their eyebrows.

Wen Zhongyun got down from the car with Rong Momo in his arms, and the Momo in the incubator saw Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, and immediately threw himself on the plastic wall and waved his little paws.

Rong Yuheng turned her head and whispered to Wen Zerong, "Does it look like a left-behind child followed an empty-nest old man to the city to visit a migrant adult?"

Wen Zecheng, "..." There is a picture.

"Er Cho, Xiao Rongrong." Wen Zhongyun walked over with the little hamster in his arms, and greeted him warmly, "How are you resting at home these days?"

Rong Yuheng took a goose and a hamster home affectionately, "It's okay, uncle has worked hard on the way here~"

Just as Wen Zhongyun was about to say that it wasn't hard work, he heard the former add, "But it might be harder in a while, Kekeke."

"……"Goose?

When the three of them returned home, Wen Zhongyun was changing shoes at the porch when he faintly heard a noise coming from the living room.He tilted his head curiously, "Is this a party where a group of people are having a carnival?"

Rong Yuheng bowed her head shyly, "There is no group...just four."

Wen Zhongyun exclaimed, "Wow, for a moment I had the illusion of thousands of troops."

Rong Yuheng immediately shifted his gaze to dig into Rong Momo's small box.

...

Leading Wen Zhongyun to the living room, before Rong Yuheng opened his mouth, he saw two pillows flying over the living room, and even dangerously brushed against the crystal chandelier above his head, creating a gust of wind.

Wen Zhongyun immediately hugged his older and fragile self in horror.

"..."

The four people in the living room were so happy that they blocked the outside world, Rong Yuheng could only interrupt, "Dad, Mama, brother, Xunguang... Open the barrier, Uncle Wen is here."

The movement in the living room stopped abruptly.

Rong Tianshen pulled away from the hearty pillow fight immediately, and recovered his majestic and dignified appearance in a second.

He stretched the hem of his clothes and walked over to Wen Zhongyun to signal, "Hello, I am Rong Yuheng's father, Rong Tianshen."

Wen Zhongyun shook hands with him, "Hello, I am Er Ze's father, Wen Zhongyun."

After Wenqin and Rong Congyan also came over to shake hands with Wen Zhongyun and say hello, everyone's eyes turned to Xunguang who was the only one who hadn't spoken yet.

Xunguang's toes began to curl up again: ... help! !Embarrassment feeling back Liao!

Seeing this, Wen Qin immediately extended a helping hand. She pulled Xun Guang over and introduced Wen Zhongyun, "I am her mother-in-law."

Everyone else's pupils shrank: Shut up, the childbirth script is over!

And how can I introduce it for others, but the subject is my own!

Wen Zhongyun thought for two seconds, then suddenly realized, "Oh~ this is your daughter-in-law~"

The rest, "..." No, not this mother-in-law.

Wen Zezheng had seen enough of this boring farce, he patted Wen Zhongyun on the back, "Dad, this is my friend with Rongrong, the screenwriter Xunguang you supported on Weibo."

The memory of being miraculously "hijacked" is still in front of my eyes, and Wen Zhongyun recalled it almost in a second, "It turned out to be Xun Guang, the screenwriter of "Su Yi".

Xun Guang hurriedly poked his head obediently, "Hello, Mr. Wen."

Wen Zhongyun was amiable, "Hello, hello, you are welcome, we will be a family from now on!"

Xunguang: ...?

No, she is not Wenqin's granddaughter or daughter-in-law.

Rong Congyan was also a little embarrassed at the moment.From an ethical point of view, he is also Wen Qin's son, and Rong Yuheng has locked up with Wen Zecheng... Doesn't "daughter-in-law" refer to his daughter-in-law?

Rong Congyan gave Xun Guang a look: Hurry up and say something to refute!

However, the latter did not receive Rong Congyan's radio waves at all, and she was all thinking of finding some excuse to pretend to leave here inadvertently.

There is no other reason - it is too embarrassing!

This is obviously a family gathering, she is really out of place here as an outsider!

After Rong Congyan failed to transmit the electric wave, he could only rack his brains to solve it by himself.

With a movement of his eyes, he glanced at the small box in Wen Zhongyun's hand, and there seemed to be a fluffy...live rabbit in it?

Rong Congyan immediately looked at the small box like a spring breeze, "Uncle, come as soon as you come, what else do you bring?"

...The three parents of the little hamster were frightened for a moment: he actually wanted to eat the steamed bun! ?

Wen Zhongyun hugged the small box tightly for a second, and looked at Rong Congyan with alert eyes, "This is not for extra meals!"

The hamster in the box seemed to feel the unusual atmosphere, and began to stamp on the box to express protest.

Rong Yuheng was heartbroken and condemned, "Brother! This is the son of me and Mr. Wen, not a dish for you!"

It was only now that Rong Congyan came to his senses. He remembered that when he was looking at Weibo, the two of them seemed to have raised a hamster?

Rong Congyan, "Sorry, sorry, I thought it was a rabbit..."

Rong Tianshen on the side looked at him with disapproval, "Even if it's a rabbit, it's not a dish for you. The rabbit is so cute, why do you want to eat it?"

Rong Congyan's pupils trembled.

……

The Rong family's dining table is not too big, because it is rare to invite guests at home, so it is a bit crowded when sitting now.

In order to make up for the damage done to Rong Momo, Rong Congyan also proposed to serve Rong Momo on the table in the crowded gap, so as to feel the family atmosphere together.

Of course, it was the kind that came up alive and returned alive.

Xun Guang, who was squeezed into a ball by Rong Congyan and Wen Qin, couldn't help but slipped out, "You shit..."

Rong Congyan turned his head and saw Xun Guang's pitiful appearance, and suddenly felt that he hadn't thought carefully, so he said "I'm sorry" reflexively.

Rong Yuheng who witnessed everything: ...

Brother Pearl, who has no human rights.

Rong Yuheng thought for a moment, then suddenly squeezed Wen Zecheng who was beside him.

Wen Zecheng lowered his head, "What's wrong?"

Rong Yuheng was pretentious, "You squeezed me." Hurry up and apologize!

Wen Zecheng moved closer, rubbed Rong Yuheng's head, and said under his breath, "I want to be intimate until I get back to the room, so hold on."

Rong Yuheng, "???"

What a shameless warm feeder!

In the end, the much-loved Rong Momo was placed in the middle of the dining table together with the box.It is surrounded by a circle of dishes, and the crystal lamp above it is just above it, casting a dazzling light and shadow.

There was laughter and laughter at the dining table, and there were intertwined cups of wine.The goblets containing fine wine clanged "clang" right above the box, and pairs of chopsticks swayed over Momo's head with dishes between them.

In a trance, the steamed bun in the center is today's finale.

……

After the meal, the whole family spread out on the sofa with satisfaction.

Wen Zhongyun rubbed the little hamster, and Wen Zerong rubbed Rong Yuheng's belly.

Xun Guang rubbed his little feet together, "Well, thank you for the hospitality, or I'll go back first..."

Wen Qin held her down, and said lovingly, "Why are you going, one more person has more wisdom, stay here and help think about the wedding planning."

Rong Yuheng also said, "Aren't you going to be a flower girl? We just happened to plan together."

Xun Guang seemed to have been insulted, she forgot the embarrassment, and left angrily, "I'm a bridesmaid!!!"

Wen Qin clapped her hands suddenly, "By the way, Cong Yan is not married yet, so he can be the best man!"

Rong Tianshen, "Yes."

Rong Congyan's lips pursed slightly, and a hint of subtlety emerged in his heart: Wait, the strange cp feeling seems to have increased...

But no one cared about it except him.With the topic of "best man and bridesmaid" as a breakthrough, everyone quickly started a heated discussion.

Xun Guang, who has found the meaning of her existence, also relaxes, using her wonderful thinking ability to offer suggestions...

Wen Zecheng had found several suitable wedding companies before, and now the two families compared and finalized one of them.

In addition to the family and friends of the two parties, the invited guests also included some friends of Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng in the entertainment industry. Considering the scale and transportation, they preliminarily decided to hold the wedding on a coastal resort island.

Rong Congyan, "Xiaoheng will go back to school in August, and it would be more appropriate to hold the wedding around May and June. The weather is also good, and students' winter and summer vacations are staggered, so it's not a peak tourist season."

Wen Zecheng suggested with great interest, "How about setting it on May NO.20?" He said and looked at Rong Yuheng affectionately, "520, that is, I love you."

Rong Yuheng frowned, "Are you implicating me?" It was zero.

Wen Zecheng, "..."

He really didn't this time.

In the end, the parents of the two parties unanimously decided to invite someone to do the math to see which day is the most suitable for marriage.Wen Zezhen was still a little bit reluctant, he hugged the pillow by himself and whispered.

Rong Yuheng leaned over with his ears sideways, "What are you pushing?"

Wen Zecheng, "It's nothing, it goes against the socialist concept of honor and disgrace."

Rong Yuheng couldn't remember clearly, so he took out his phone and opened Baidu, and the third line that popped up on the page was impressively:

Be proud of advocating science, and be ashamed of being ignorant.

"..." What an interesting Wen Zecheng!

Rong Yuheng nodded to the last sentence of Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces, "It seems that you haven't memorized this far yet."

Wen Zecheng poked his head out and glanced:

Be proud of hard work and ashamed of arrogance and lust.

"..." Wen Zezhen raised his hand to close the page for Rong Yuheng, "I just recited it casually, it's not impossible to look through the old almanac."

After comprehensive calculations by all parties, it was found that May 22 is the best day—it is suitable for marriage and the weather is suitable.

Rong Yuheng looked at the set date and let out a long sigh, "522, that means I love you."

Wen Zecheng was very sure this time, "You are connoting me."

Rong Yuheng hung his head shyly.

The date was set, the guest list was drawn up, and the wedding invitations were quickly sent out.

Lu Mingxuan, who was far away in Thailand, even shed tears of emotion, "Father finally has a reason to go back to China!"

Rong Yuheng congratulated him over the phone, "That's right, happiness that is fleeting."

Lu Mingxuan, "..."

Friends in the entertainment industry are also adjusting their schedules. Friends Zhou Shubai and Pu Zaixi from the star creation period have scheduled work, and STAR-T even rejected a variety show.

After Rong Yuheng knew about it, he contacted the program group of "Guest Lai", and the director generously expressed his willingness to invite STAR-T to record a program, so he congratulated that "Once in a City" was locked!

Matters related to the wedding are progressing in an orderly manner, Wen Zeleng squeezed Rong Yuheng's little hand, feeling very excited.

"Let's... pick a date to get the certificate."

Rong Yuheng's heart was also full of swelling.After receiving the certificate, it is a lifetime relationship.

There will be a strong bond between them that no one can break.

"When do you want to take it..."

"The day after tomorrow." Wen Zecheng couldn't sit still when he thought of getting the certificate, and he wished to go immediately, "Before getting the certificate, we have to have a premarital examination, and we will go to the premarital examination tomorrow."

Rong Yuheng actually didn't really want to go to the hospital, "We don't have to do it, do we?"

Wen Zecheng was very stubborn, "The procedures that should be followed still have to be followed. I understand your desire to get the certificate quickly..."

Rong Yuheng was dumbfounded: He didn't.

Wen Zezheng continued, "But I also want to prove to you that I am a man who can give you a lifetime of happiness, and there is no problem with my fertility."

Rong Yuheng's expression was complicated, "...it doesn't matter if there are problems."

Wen Zecheng disagreed, "Then I'm not perfect."

Rong Yuheng was kind, "You forgot, I accepted your imperfection a long time ago."

"..."

The topic ended in the crooked building, but Rong Yuheng still couldn't skip the premarital examination.

Wen Zezhen is very used to Rong Yuheng in other matters, but when it comes to marriage, his will becomes extremely firm.

Early the next morning, Wen Zezhen got up from the bed in high spirits, encouraging Rong Yuheng to get up and change clothes.

Rong Yuheng glanced at the dark sky outside the window, his eyes were worried, "Erkang, I seem to be blind, why is it so dark outside?"

Wen Zerong comforted him, "Ziwei, you are not blind, it is because it is not yet dawn."

Rong Yuheng glanced at him quietly, then fell back into the bed again, "It seems that you also know."

Wen Zecheng, "..."

After two hours, the sky suddenly broke.

Wen Zeleng, who had been excitable by the bedside for a full two hours, dug Rong Yuheng up again, "Ziwei, look, it's dawn."

Rong Yuheng squinted his eyes and flicked the phone, his eyes fixed on the 7:30 on the screen.

He originally wanted to lie and say that he was stuck on the bed, but seeing that Wen Zezhen had been sitting empty for so long, he still couldn't bear it, so he forced himself to sleep, "Erkang."

Wen Zecheng hurriedly leaned over to do a plea to listen.

"Next time, I'll let Rong Momo tie you with Xiaomaomao."

Wen Zecheng trembled for a moment—is there such a good thing?

When they packed up and were ready to go out, Rong Yuheng suddenly belatedly remembered that they were public figures who had been frequently searched all year round!He hurriedly went back to the room and took out his hat, sunglasses and mask, and equipped himself and Wen Zeleng respectively.

"These ones must be worn."

Five minutes later, Wen Zereng looked at the hood on his head that looked like a criminal suspect, and fell silent.

"...Honey, isn't this a mask? We can wear masks too."

Rong Yuheng pointed, "Masks can't cover our radiant beauty, what if we are recognized by others and become popular again?"

Wen Zezhen cautiously put forward his opinion, "Isn't our outfit more likely to be trending?"

Rong Yuheng, "Although it's a bit conspicuous, as long as it's not recognized by others, it won't be on the trending searches."

Wen Zecheng thought about it, and felt that it was reasonable and well-founded.

So, the two wore hoods, sunglasses, and fisherman hats, and the dog went to the hospital in a hurry.

In order to avoid having their license plate number picked up, they even called a car.Along the way, the driver's steering wheel was shining brightly, and his hands seemed to be covered with sweat, "..."

The car was parked at the entrance of the city hospital. Rong Yuheng and Wen Zeleng had just got out of the car, and before they had taken two steps, there was a sudden commotion behind them.

Almost within five seconds, a group of policemen surged up from the corner with a "hula", and neatly surrounded the bewildered Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng in the middle!

All the melon-eating people around gathered around, chattering and pointing:

"Hey, look, two suspicious elements have been caught."

"He's still wearing a hood. Could it be that he's here to rob the hospital?"

Wen Zecheng & Rong Yuheng: ...! !

What the hell, it's not the end of the world, robbing the hospital and making trouble! ?

However, the police comrades with a strong sense of vigilance and responsibility obviously do not intend to consider their motives for committing crimes.

The captain of the police brigade headed by him even took out the handcuffs, and the silvery white light was dazzling at the moment when the sun rose at eight or nine o'clock.

Kong Wu's powerful police captain walked up to the two of them, his eyes were burning, as if he was going to handcuff them away in the next second, "According to the reactions of enthusiastic citizens, you two are quite suspicious. Tell me! What is your name, what are you doing here?" !"

"..."

The two mouths under the hood moved through the fabric, and the voice sounded quite difficult.

"Wen Zecheng."

"Rong Yuheng."

"Here for the marriage checkup."

The author has something to say: Rong Yuheng: This is what you are afraid of.

Wen Zecheng: This means that if you don't die, you won't die.