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Wen Zecheng directly reposted Rong Yuheng Aite's own blog, and the two names were in the same frame, upright and arrogant.

The fans on Weibo almost overturned the comment section——

"Wow wow wow!!! Interact with the frame! When was the last interaction...!? [excited]"

"Going back upstairs, it happened when Shuangshuang Lasi was confiscated~[狗头]"

"Hahahahaha that's too much! I seem to have foreseen the repetition of history."

"Holy shit, shit, shit! This looks so much like love! Did you just remove the door of the cupboard!?"

"Yes, yes, yes, you, no, talk, reason, reason! God, my heart!! Is brother Cheng acting like a baby? This kind of domineering acting like a baby is really unbearable!"

"I... I'm speechless, I should have thought at the moment when Brother Rong'e Aiteng, I would be drowned by hundreds of millions of tons of dog food [crying]"

"Choose a city and meet isrio~!"

……

The pink bubbles at the bottom of Wen Zecheng's Weibo almost overflowed the screen, and the comment area seemed to become a sea of ​​joy, where groups of CP fans wandered drunkenly...

But there is not such a good atmosphere under JonLi's Weibo.

Most CP fans are still in the state of kowtowing candy and kowtow, but Weifan and passers-by are keenly grasping the message revealed by the two masters——

The so-called "Rong Yuheng pulls on Wen Zecheng" is basically a joke between the two, but JonLi wrote it like this, which is suspected of sparking a war and throwing dirty water.

At this moment, the wind direction in JonLi's comment area has all changed:

"A member with the surname R pulls on the actor with the surname W, how did you get that hat on?"

"Laughing, is it because there is no internet connection in the village, and you don't even know about 'Choice of a City'? [Tan Shou] I was confused when I just found out the corresponding identities of R and W, but because the comment area is full of The denunciation of 'justice', I didn't say it because I was afraid of being sprayed to death by trolls."

"Upstairs, people who don't pay attention to the cp circle may really not know, but thanks to him not knowing, listen to how loud the slap is~ [狗头]"

"After eating the dog food, I looked back at this microblog of moaning and groaning without illness, and suddenly felt a strong breath of white lotus... People can't help but doubt the authenticity of other revelations [Meditation]"

"I am a fan who picked up the plane for STAR-T, and my brothers are very nice! Last time I picked up the plane, Brother Shan Qi also reminded our female fans not to wear high heels next time, because they will be tired when standing. So I saw JonLi saying that they are playing big names , I don't believe it at all!"

……

Rong Yuheng only flipped through the pages before turning off the phone.With this foreshadowing, the credibility of the team's subsequent clarifications will be greatly improved.

They were going to record an album next, and the group followed Li Yao into the building.

Huang Jianing sneaked closer to Rong Yuheng's side, "You and Mr. Wen are too brave, aren't you? Putting on the skin of 'slapping the face to clarify', doing the thing of 'showing affection from the air'!"

Rong Yuheng inexplicably heard the meaning of "fly camp dog dog" from the phrase "show affection from the air".

He said, "Where did you show your affection?"

Huang Jianing gave him a meaningful look... This is not called showing affection, what kind of stickiness did those two people have in private?

Huang Jianing sighed, "Suddenly, I feel that the CP fan I met once in the city is really happy."

Rong Yuheng followed his logic, "So you also want to have a chance encounter in the city?"

Huang Jianing choked for a moment, "...No, thank you."

Rong Yuheng let out a regretful "Oh"—that sad tone, as if what Huang Jianing lost was the joy of ascending to heaven!

The recording of the album lasted all morning. I don’t know if it was affected by the Weibo in the morning. The explosive power of all STAR-T members today is particularly strong.

Especially Bian Chen, as if he was about to gnaw on his own wheat, his mouthful of big white teeth glistened under the light, making Rong Yuheng next to him almost lose control of his expression.

Finally, when the recording was over, the six members of the team gathered around the sofa in the break room to eat takeaway.

Rong Yuheng buried it in the lunch box almost immediately, chattering like a happy little piglet.

Shan Qi is like an old mother, worried about the cubs at home, he didn't touch the lunch box on the table, first he took out his mobile phone to pay attention to the topic of the morning.

Li Jiao's work was extremely fast, and he rushed out the PR draft in one morning.As soon as the clarified Weibo was posted, the online camps were divided into two distinct teams, one for STAR-T and the other for JonLi.

Most of the voices are still biased towards STAR-T.In JonLi's other voices, it's hard to tell how many opponents want to take the opportunity to discredit STAR-T.

Shan Qi was flicking Weibo anxiously, when he suddenly paused his fingers, "Hey! Look at this."

"What?" Huang Jianing, who was closest to him, poked his head over and saw a long Weibo post, describing the whole story of yesterday's incident.

The blogger claimed to be a staff member present at the time.His narration is relatively casual, as if he would write up any details he thought of, and he also mixed a few personal complaints and feelings, which seemed more real on the contrary.

One of the passions described the highlight moment of Rong Yuheng and JonLi's battle:

"...Actually, JonLi and his manager were arguing at the beginning, because JonLi's photos for dq were so ugly! The manager is also a talent, he said that JonLi's photos are not as good as dq's selfie, I laughed so hard. Then Then began ryh's advanced mockery of JonLi——

JonLi: "You doubt me? I have taken pictures of Qiao Tan before at my level!"

ryh: "No, I question Joe Tan."

...I laughed out loud at that moment!Should it be said that ryh is worthy of being a comedian? This kind of sincere ridicule is the most deadly!

Afterwards, there was the famous scene that JonLi mentioned in his Weibo. I can restore it for everyone——

JonLi, "Who do you think you are, and it's your turn to speak here?"

ryh, "Why are you less reasonable than Wen Zecheng?"

ryh, "But Wen Zecheng is much cuter than you."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha yes, the truth of "pull step" is so simple! JonLi was so outraged the whole time, I laughed so hard that my teeth were chattering..."

This blog has been reposted tens of thousands, and the comment area is full of "hahahaha". There are also enthusiastic netizens @陈选琤v, let him see how Rong Rong praised him for being cute.

Netizens were eating melons lively, and suddenly found a familiar figure in the melon field——it turned out to be the Chinese pastoral Xuan Kuangzhao who hadn’t seen him for a long time!

@kuangzhaov: Brother Cheng and I have been together for so many years, and I haven’t seen him so cute yet!Come on, let me know how cute he is? [probe into the brain]

As soon as the photo of Kuang came out, all CP fans called out for experts!

Haven't you seen it?That’s right, brother Cheng’s cute side is of course reserved for Rong Rong alone~

Shan Qi glanced at it twice, then quit Weibo helplessly, opened his chopsticks and prepared to eat——

Sure enough, no matter what kind of fights you encounter, you will always be distracted by the "Choose a City" in the end.

When the lunch was coming to an end, Huang Jianing was scrolling through Weibo, and suddenly let out a "scratch" again, "I'm a sucker, Rong Yuheng!"

Rong Yuheng corrected him disapprovingly, "Don't combine short sentences like this, or your relationship will be misunderstood by others."

Huang Jianing is completely in no mood to accompany the former, so he grabbed Rong Yuheng and moved to the phone, "Teacher Qiao Tan cue you!"

Rong Yuheng was taken aback, "Huh?"

The other members also came over with the mentality of eating melons and watching a show, and Qiao Tan directly posted Rong Yuheng on Weibo.

@DF乔谭v: Long time no see, come out for a meal.By the way, explain clearly what you questioned me [smile] @STAR—T Rong Yuheng v

Rong Yuheng, "..."

He's numb, does Qiao Tan want to eat melons?

The dehumanized netizens have laughed at the earthquake and mountain torrents within a radius of ten miles in the comment area, and their gloating faces are not at all like the ones that Yingyuan usually sees!

Zou Yi said enviously, "Mr. Qiao also likes you too much. This is obviously on your team."

Huang Jianing then sighed with emotion, "Oh...it's all because Rong Goose is too sculpted, I almost forgot that he was the darling of all the teachers during the star creation period."

It was the first time Rong Yuheng heard such a statement, he was suspicious, "Is there?"

This time even the taciturn Tang Ji couldn't help it, "Yes, and it shouldn't be too obvious."

Rong Yuheng thought for two seconds to no avail, he could only hold his face and lower his head shyly, "Forget it, blame me for being too beautiful."

After he finished speaking, he added, "But among the teachers, my favorite is Teacher Wen~"

The rest, "..."

After killing the dog quickly, Rong Yuheng quickly replied to Qiao Tan on Weibo.

@STAR—T Rong Yuheng v: ...Okay, I also miss Teacher Qiao Tan very much~[shy]

The hunk Bian Chen couldn't stand it any longer, "What kind of fucking disgusting tone are you talking about?"

Rong Yuheng was like a delicate flower in full bloom, "What about Sao Aorui, you don't have to listen~"

Bian Chen instantly got goosebumps all over his body, he hugged his strong self and huddled in the corner, "Grass! It's so disgusting, so disgusting, so disgusting...!"

With the clarification from all parties that Gaga is standing in line, JonLi was instantly turned into a meme by the entire network.

Sentence patterns of "With my level..." and "...It's your turn to make decisions?" burst out on Weibo.

It is estimated that even JonLi himself did not expect that his generation of photography was eventually reduced to the nourishment of ghost animals.

Back at the dormitory at night, Rong Yuheng was lost in thought on the lively Weibo... After a while, he swiped into Qiu Jianlun's dialog box on WeChat and sent a few lines.

After about ten minutes, the opposite party replied: OK.

Rong Yuheng exited the dialogue box with peace of mind, ready to wash up and go to sleep.

All the heat, after subsiding, will become a wave on the road of drainage; all comments, after being annihilated, will be buried as fertilizer at the bottom of towering trees.

He waited for it to bear fruit.

...

The days were so ordinary and extraordinary. Three days before the official endorsement announcement, Rong Yuheng received a call from Qiao Tan.

The latter happened to be back in the city, and when he thought of the dinner they had arranged through interaction on Weibo, he simply called Rong Yuheng out.

Although Rong Yuheng's schedule is full, he can always spare time for a meal, not to mention that the other party is Qiao Tan, so he should come out to meet him both emotionally and rationally.

The place to eat is only ten minutes' drive from Rong Yuheng's apartment.When Rong Yuheng arrived at the designated private room, Qiao Tan was already waiting there. The latter's demeanor was still gentle and tranquil, with a few fine lines appearing slightly at the corners of his eyes.

People who dance always have a unique charm that others cannot imitate.

When Qiao Tan saw Rong Yuheng, he immediately laughed, "It's still the same."

Rong Yuheng ran over with a "da da da" and hugged Qiao Tan, "Teacher Qiao Tan!"

After the two separated, they sat down, ordered the dishes and started chatting.

Qiao Tan glanced at Rong Yuheng several times, "It's getting clearer and clearer, and I'm even more amazed than when I first saw you."

Rong Yuheng, "Having been in the circle for half a year, you can't grow uglier."

Qiao Tan laughed, "That's what you said."

After he finished speaking, he mentioned the matter on Weibo, "You and Mr. Wen are really messed up. The account was confiscated once and you don't have a long memory. Why, it wasn't confiscated this time?"

Rong Yuheng's lips curled up slightly, "It's taken."

Qiao Tan raised his eyebrows, "Then who replied to me on Weibo?"

Rong Yuheng said, "That's me, and I haven't been confiscated at that time. I was asked to hand over the account the next day." He saw through, "I guess it was reserved for me to interact with you on the first day."

Qiao Tan unceremoniously responded with a raging smile.

After a while, the dishes were served, and the two chatted while eating.

Qiao Tan was middle-aged, and his heart of gossip was still burning. He said, "You and Mr. Wen are semi-disclosed, right?"

Rong Yuheng's cheeks were bulging, and his small mouth was glistening with food. He swallowed the food, "Ang? Teacher Qiao Tan, why did you see it?"

Qiao Tan was speechless, "I'm not blind."

Subtext: You guys are too fanfare, you just have to tell everyone.

Rong Yuheng buried her head shyly, "Ah, so."

Qiao Tan, "..."

Qiao Tan suddenly thought of something, and lightly patted the table, "Hey, then am I the matchmaker for you two?"

Rong Yuheng's goldfish brain can't allow him to think, "Why?"

Qiao Tan, "Do you still remember when you were performing on stage during the audition, did Teacher Wen suddenly come over and give me a mobile phone?"

He explained, "We were chatting in the lounge before the recording, but when I went to record the show, my phone was left there, and he sent it to me, and the director frantically hinted that I would keep Teacher Wen, and then I asked you to dance dance."

Only then did Rong Yuheng reproduce the scene in his mind, he clapped his hands suddenly, and shook his head happily, "Oh——I even danced tango with Mr. Wen! It's a pity that his butt is not upright enough, he has no soul, Kekekeke~ "

Qiao Tan's gaze instantly became complicated, "..."

He looked at Rong Yuheng, who was carefree and like a little idiot, and thought to himself: Just pray that Mr. Wen doesn't recall it, otherwise...you might die.

"But depending on your plan, are you going to make it public slowly?"

Rong Yuheng nodded, "Teacher Wen said, boil vermicelli in warm water."

Qiao Tan commented, "It's his style."

Rong Yuheng, "What style?"

"Steady." Although Qiao Tan is older, he has known Wen Zeleng for several years, and he is quite familiar with the latter's behavior style. "No gambling, no aggressiveness, I would rather slow down and demand stability."

Rong Yuheng just smiled, "Teacher Wen is indeed."

He, too, does not fight uncertain battles, nor participate in gambles that have no way out.

That's why the "Project Rong Xing" was born.

Half of it was to make the entertainment circle more pure, and the other half was to keep him and Wen Zeleng in check.

In this relationship, Wen Zeleng came first for a long time, he paved a long road leading to Rong Yuheng in a place that no one knew, and stepped on every step to get closer to him.

So Rong Yuheng thought that he would pave the way for the two of them to walk side by side.

Qiao Tan looked at Rong Yuheng with his chin for a while, and then suddenly asked, "You and Mr. Wen, do you want to come to my show?"

Rong Yuheng was taken aback, "What program?"

Qiao Tan smiled, "I am the resident guest of the new season of "A Guest From Afar."

"The first issue is on Valentine's Day, so I just let my matchmaker do the work to the end and build a bridge for you two."

...

After the meal was over, Rong Yuheng sent "Que Qiao" away gratefully, and then called Wen Zerong to report.

"Teacher Qiao Tan said that day happened to be Valentine's Day, and we could meet across the galaxy~"

Wen Zezheng on the other end of the phone was very happy, but he did not forget to correct him rigorously, "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl come to meet each other on Qixi Festival, and Valentine's Day is a western festival."

Rong Yuheng immediately put on a stern face, "Why, they have become internationalized now, why can't they celebrate Western festivals!"

Wen Zecheng hurriedly coaxed him, "It's fine, as long as you have love in your heart, every day is Qixi Festival..."

Only then was Rong Yuheng satisfied, and he hummed and said, "Then I'll go and tell Sister Qiu, and you can tell Brother Qu too."

Wen Zeleng agreed, and suddenly had another whim, and thought of a problem: Rongrong always seemed to be staring at his ass, which didn't seem like a good awareness... He decided to take this opportunity to consolidate his position as the first.

Wen Zecheng was persuasive, "Mr. Qiao is a magpie bridge, so what are we?"

For example, who is the cowherd, who is the weaver girl...

Rong Yuheng said lovingly, "Of course you are a cow, and I am a man."

Wen Zecheng: ...? ?

Wen Zecheng cautiously asked, "Then... where did Zhinu go?"

Rong Yuheng frowned, "Why, there are other women in our story!?"

Wen Zecheng hurriedly said, "No, no, I am a cow, you are a man, there is no one else!"

Rong Yuheng, "It's more or less the same~" After he finished speaking, he pushed his nose up again, puffed up his small chest and taught Wen Zerong, "We're about to cross the Magpie Bridge, why haven't you figured out what your position is!"

Wen Zecheng said in a good-tempered manner, "Now it's clear, I will be Rong Lang's cattle."

After finishing the blurred flirting, Rong Yuheng hung up the phone, still savoring this "sweet" conversation.

He raised his head, the sky was clear, the white clouds were soft, there was an occasional breeze, and the years were peaceful...

After a while, Rong Yuheng's calm eyes suddenly froze slightly.

Wait, what did Wen Zecheng say just now?

...... Farm cattle?

The author has something to say: Wen Zecheng (confident): I have found my position.

Rong Yuheng (weak): Just now there is a problem with the GPS, you need to reposition...

Ps. Just read shan!But Shan Danqi sounds good to me, I'm headstrong!Kokoko! !