I rely on sand sculptures to dissuade dead NPCs

"I'm going to take you into today's Strange Story of the Day..."

The sound seemed to be coming from an old-fashioned TV set covered with a layer of paper, and the kettle on the stove squeaked—a long, thin beep.

Yu Yi gave a "tsk" impatiently, reached out to take off the book covering his face, and placed it on the messy pile of books on the ground.

There is a line engraved on the cover of the book——

"A Brief History of Universe", "A Brief History of the Universe"

The water vapor rose up with heat, and there was a rolling sound in the belly of the silver kettle, and the water bubbles popped one after another.A slender, well-knit hand holds the black plastic handle, tilts it slightly, and scalding hot water flows into the enamel cup, and the dried leaves on the bottom of the cup are suddenly washed away, floating and sinking in the water.

Yu Yi pressed his frowning eyebrows and picked up the enamel cup.

There are several sunflowers painted on the front of the cup, and the words are printed in red——Water with boiling water, the flowers of the motherland.

·

There was a commotion outside.

Yu Yi raised his eyelids and looked out. Following the half-opened curtains, he clearly saw the screen in the air flicker and the characters scrolled.

squeak-

The door was pushed open a crack.

The man standing in front of the door trembled unexpectedly, and stared at the person who pushed the door out.

Cursing and cursing: "Your grandma has a leg..."

Yu Yi's shallow eyes glanced at him, and the man immediately turned his head away and took two steps to the side.

A foggy blue mist enveloped the screen, and dim light came out from the gap.

Total headcount: 100

Survivors: 89

What was updated was the points ranking, so Yu Yi didn't even need to look at it, the man next to him muttered.

"The first is Ma Owen? Which grandson?"

"Who is Xia Qinghe? It sounds like a little girl's name, this fucking can be second?!"

Men especially talk a lot of nonsense, just read a name in a string of beeps.

"The third is Yu...Yu? What a stupid name, I can't understand the characters."

"Yi." Yu Yi turned his upper body sideways, and said with a cold expression: "Illiterate, that word reads Yi."

The man became angry, rolled up his sleeves and wanted to fight: "You fucking..."

Yu Yi ignored him, turned around and closed the door, picked up the thick cotton coat on the hanger, put it on his body, and walked outside.

·

The snow in the west district has accumulated over the years and has reached half a knee height.

Yu Yi buried his chin in his collar, revealing a pair of narrow eyes, reached out and knocked on Wes' door.

With a creak, the door was pushed open, and there was no one in the room.

Yu Yi pursed his lips tightly,

Weiss should have left in a hurry. There was still a pot of thick unknown objects on the electric stove, which had been burned dry.The collected materials were scattered on the bed in a row, and there were traces of pressure on them. Perhaps Weiss had studied these things while lying on the bed.

He walked to the desk, and there was indeed a piece of paper covered with oil, and Weiss's words were written all over it like ants crawling.

'Yu, my old buddy.

If you see this piece of paper I must have been chosen for the damn game, my bad luck!Based on what I know about you, you will definitely come out alive, so you must read the information I found for you, right on the bed. '

There was a PS on a small note, Yu Yi turned the note with a cold face.

PS: A total of 500 interstellar coins, please put them in my piggy bank!

Yu Yi raised his gaze, and his gaze fell to a certain corner, where the chubby golden piggy bank stood there staring at two black sesame eyes.

Mr. Bawangfan directly ignored the cash register of the Golden Pig, turned around and walked straight to the bed.

·

Most of the information on the bed was read by Yu Yi when he came to Weiss last time.

Only a fragment of a newspaper caught his attention.

Star Cowboy Gossip:

Recently, various media captured a flickering pop at 6:31 pm on June 9, which had a friction impact on the planet αⅢ under the Kadaya Democratic Party area, and a secret base was suspected to be found at the impacted place.Is the Democrats still running some abandoned experiment in the dark, and what is the truth? !

Date of submission: July 2180, 7

Contributor: Reporter Xiao Jiang

There is a black-and-white photo next to the text, which looks like a barren wilderness, with a long cordon and a row of soldiers standing up.

2180 years?

Yu Yi flicked his finger on the newspaper, lost in thought.

It is now October 2190, 10.

In other words, this is a newspaper ten years ago, and this report is also ten years ago... But what does this have to do with the "Human Clearance Project" and the New Humanity Project?

Yu Yi had a headache from thinking about it for a while, his back molars gritted, and he pressed hard on his temple with his fingertips.

Suddenly, his heart skipped a beat, his eyes went dark, and Yu Yi fell down.

The tip of his nose was facing the quilt that Weiss was hanging to dry, and the gentleman still made complaints in his head.

Fuck, how long has it been since Wes washed the quilt?

What a fucking stink!

·

"Ms. Ye, let me introduce you. These two are the best comrades in our department." A man whose face could not be seen stood in front of Yu Yi, his voice sounded very respectful.

like respect

The woman's face was covered by a pair of wide black-rimmed glasses, making it difficult for Yu Yi to see clearly.

Yu Yi narrowed his eyes, trying to distinguish this familiar figure.

The woman's voice was cold, like a living machine: "Hello, both of you."

The man pointed at Yu Yi: "This is the number one student in our department last year, Yu Yi's classmate, and now he is staying at the school as a teaching assistant and concurrently a lecturer for Professor Yue."

Immediately afterwards, his finger pointed to the side.

Yu Yi looked over slowly. A man in overalls was leaning against the wall. He was tall and powerful, his arms were bent in an arc, and his muscles were bulging under the clothes. Judging from his posture, he looked like he was smoking?

He froze for a moment, feeling that his dream was a bit outrageous, and he could still dream of someone smoking while meeting the leader?

Yu Yi felt that he might be a fool.

The man continued: "This is Yue Ge, Professor Yue, the youngest and most capable in our university—"

"Hey!" Yu Yi suddenly took a breath, sighed again, and sat up with his hands on the bed.

Fuck!

Yu Yi put his hands in his hair and rubbed it, he was quite frightened by this unknown dream.

Drop—, drop, drop—, drop—

Yu Yi subconsciously looked around, but couldn't find the source of the sound.

A blood vessel twitched somewhere behind the ear, and there was another sound like the knocking of a telegraph.

Drip, drop, drop—

The frequency speeds up, but the sound becomes shorter.

The pupils tightened for a moment, and Yu Yi realized a problem. This was not a voice from the outside world, but from his mind.

What is it?

Yu Yi was at a loss for a moment, then suddenly remembered something.

The long legs took a few steps to stand in front of Weiss's desk, reached out to grab a pen, and clicked on the blank space on the back of Weiss' note paper.

The first down is the letter 'Y'.

Then the letter 'U'.

Drop—, drop, drop—, drop—

A letter 'Y' falls on the paper.

drip, drip

The tip of the pen paused for a moment, and drew a vertical line with some twists - 'I'.

Yu Yi blinked lightly, put down the pen, and stared at the paper. The four letters were connected to form a string of pinyin——

'YUYI'.

……

"Dear passengers and friends, space shuttle No. 404 bound for planet αⅢ is about to take off, passengers who have not boarded the ship please hurry up..."

There are not many people at the space shuttle station, and there are even fewer mentally retarded people like Yu Yi.

Wrapped in a red padded jacket, she stood in the passenger terminal hall, grabbing everyone's attention with just one piece of clothing.

The person involved didn't realize it, and took it out of his arms.

drop--

The electronic ticket inspector's mechanical female voice sounded.

[Verification passed, please board the ship as soon as possible]

Yu Yi passed the ticket gate with a blank expression.

·

The sky and the earth are pitch black, and looking up is the vast galaxy.

The cold wind roared in from the gap between the shuttle and the platform. In the entire α main star, only the shuttle station was not covered by the electronic dome, and could directly see the most real universe, which was mysterious and magnificent.

The shuttle was launched at extreme speed, traveling at the speed of light years.

The boundless darkness kept flashing outside the window, and all the short-lived light seemed to be swallowed by the endless darkness.The shuttle passed a meteor cluster, and the light behind the meteor passing through turned into a large rain of light, and disappeared into the vast darkness in the blink of an eye.

The distance from the α main star to the αⅢ planet is about 1 hour, and this time is enough for Yu Yi to catch up on sleep.

However, life is always not as good as you need it to be.

The conductor lady was pushing the trolley, and the wheels were rolling on the ground, like an artificial mentally retarded man muttering: "Do you need fruits, drinks, and melon seeds?"

"Ah! Mom, look at the stars!" The young passenger screamed.

The middle-aged businessman spoke with a local accent: "Crooked? I was so shrunken before..."

Yu Yi: "..."

mmp

·

Fortunately, 1 hour in a daze passed.

The electronic broadcast was played back mixed with electric sizzle: "Dear dear passengers and friends, the destination of this shuttle, planet αⅢ, is about to arrive..."

The equipment has been in disrepair for a long time, and the first sentence almost made Yu Yi scold her.

It really cast a huge shadow on the word 'kiss'.

After a jolt, the shuttle landed on the ground, and with a sneer, the cabin door opened under the pressure, and a layer of white water vapor appeared in an instant, dissipating in mid-air.

This is Yu Yi's first visit to planet αⅢ. According to his memory, it seems...he has never left the main planet since he was a child.

The heat wave in the air outside beat Yu Yi by surprise.

A thin layer of sweat instantly formed on the forehead.

He glanced at the passers-by in short-sleeved shorts outside, and at himself wrapped in a padded jacket, and felt that he was—

"Stupid." Someone behind him rushed to answer for him.

With a cold face, Yu Yi slowly took off the padded jacket and hung it on his arm, with an elegant demeanor as if hanging a tens of thousands of couture.

The people behind couldn't wait any longer, so they raised their legs and kicked Yu Yi behind.

Yu Yi sideways dodged for a while, the person behind him jumped into the air, and his long legs hit the air

"Fuck!" The man had colorful hair dyed, and the emerald green hair fell on his forehead, which was...unexpectedly good-looking.

Yu Yi raised his eyebrows, looking at an unexpected but reasonable psychopath.

Yu Yi asked, "What's the matter?"

The man in the shiny motorcycle leather gave a deep "ah", frowned, and said, "Don't fucking block the way."

Yu Yi glanced at him: "Don't you have eyes?"

Yue Ge let out a "fuck" and raised his fist to say hello: "Who are you talking about? Is your uncle blocking the way for a reason?"

Yu Yi pointed to the side, expressionless: "Which eye of yours sees this is the door?"

Yue Ge looked along.

Wow!What a big open window!

grandma's!

Yue Ge put down his hands and said with disdain: "I'm sorry for your mother, I'm sorry!"

He turned his back and took two steps forward, bowed his head through the hatch, and walked out.

Yu Yi looked at Yue Ge's back through the window with a cold expression.

Yu Yi: "..."

Nice green hair.

The author has something to say: Yue Ge: Hastily!

Yu Yi: ...

The new copy is open! ! !Xinyuege triggers! ! !

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Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: I am a god damn 1 bottle;

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