Poison Tongue and Sleepy Demon King

Dai Weixi felt that he needed to go upstairs to catch up on sleep at this moment.Even when he was in front of his subordinates before, he would rarely say such direct words unless he was in a bad mood.There is nothing wrong with his current mood, the only problem is that the speed of his brain seems to be unable to keep up with his instinctive reaction, so this directly led to the occurrence of this embarrassing tragedy at this time.

The female boss next to him suppressed a smile, as if she was not worried about whether her hotel would be destroyed by the fight between these uninvited guests and the silver-haired man, she stood calmly behind David Xi, The look of waiting to see a good show.

And the unknown passer-by, who was inadvertently belittled by Dai Weixi for some reason, finally woke up his brain with a temporary lack of function at this time, blushed and said nothing, stretched out his hand from I don't know what was taken out of the cuff.

He thinks that his behavior is quite covert, but if he wants to hide it from David Xi, he needs to train for at least a few hundred years or simply remake it, so this little trick basically has no real effect at all.David Xi watched him hide the short blade that seemed to be enchanted in his palm, then stood there motionless, and began to wonder what he planned to do next.

The reason why a passerby is a passerby is that this guy doesn't even have a name or a description of his appearance.Everyone present will basically forget his existence very quickly, and most readers who read the history books and records related to the protagonist will not remember that he has ever appeared, so generally speaking, this kind of character will disappear soon In the public eye.

The passerby cautiously did not choose to refute David Xi's harsh words that had no real lethality, but cautiously glanced at the silver-haired man sitting beside him.Although he is not considered powerful at all, if he hangs around in a place like the edge of the Seven Cities, he must at least have some observation skills, so he can at least vaguely realize that the two invisible walls that prevented him from moving just now are probably this silver-haired man. The work of a man.

After a few seconds of silence, the passer-by suddenly laughed, turned his head and smiled at David Xi a few times, nodded and said, "You're right, you're right."

David Xi didn't speak, the silver-haired man chuckled twice, and didn't have any other unnecessary reactions, but the female boss standing next to David Xi couldn't help but reprimanded: "I said, since you guys dared to be casual at the beginning Provoking others, why are you retreating so quickly now? It's useless!"

From the expression on the passerby's face, it was obvious that he was trying his best to endure, but he finally managed to endure it, nodded with a smile, and then quickly exited the gate of the hotel.

"This guy..." The female boss muttered something angrily, and when she turned to look at Dai Weixi, she saw that he also laughed like the silver-haired man, so she couldn't help asking: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Dai Weixi shook his head and said to the female boss, "I'll sit in the lobby for a while, and then go upstairs after a while. The boss can go about his own business and ignore me."

"Wait..." The female boss was stunned for a moment, and said with some doubts, "I thought you guys would give that little bastard a lesson. He was so arrogant when he walked in the door this morning, and it wasn't the first time he He made trouble nearby, I remember he still has accomplices."

"In fact, this kind of person is quite worthy of sympathy." David Xi rubbed his wrist, and said with all his heart, "If the boss wants to beat him up, just think about this kind of person when he wakes up every morning. You have to feel sorry for all things for your meaningless existence, and confess yourself by the way, wouldn't you feel happier?"

"This kind of guy doesn't pray and repent every day." Although the female boss said so, she laughed again, "Okay! Then I will go to work. If you need anything, please come to me anytime, I am happy Serve."

"Thank you." David Xi nodded, and then added: "After about three or ten minutes, remember to stay in the lobby."

The female boss blinked, "Why?"

"I'll know when the time comes." Dai Weixi waved her hand to signal her, then raised her leg and walked towards the silver-haired man.

He could have explained a few more words to this kind female boss, but he really didn't want to see the guy who closed his eyes slightly and looked like he was about to fall asleep again in the next second. Once fell down on a chair and fell asleep in the dark.Gods bless, he didn't want to wait another three days.

The gods, it turns out, are quite friendly.Before the guy fell asleep, David Xi pulled away the chair in front of him, and made some noise on purpose so that he wouldn't ignore his own existence.

The man with silver-white hair opened his eyes again, raised his head slightly to look at David, as if he didn't care at all about the departure of the passerby who came to provoke him.But judging from his half-asleep appearance, he probably wouldn't care if the sky fell, not to mention that he was just a provocative guy, so there was no need to pay attention to it.

"Good morning." David Xi sat down on the chair beside him while saying hello, "How did you offend that guy just now?"

"He wants my position, or he just wants to be bored." The silver-haired man replied in a lazy tone, "Anyway, he poured a glass of water on me, so I told him that he will be taught a lesson if he does such a thing .”

"And then?" David Xi looked him up and down, "You don't look like you were splashed by that glass of water."

"Well, then I let the glass of water flow out of his pants." The man continued, "Seeing his terrified look, I felt that my conscience had been condemned quite a bit, so I added water to his crotch. Start a fire and help him dry his trousers."

The vileness of this person is directly manifested in his actions.David Xi commented silently.

"In the end I told him that changing his pants was a lot more trouble than changing a baby's soiled diaper, so I asked him to go back and change his pants if he thought they smelled burnt, and I was just drying them." The silver-haired man shrugged slightly, "That's it."

"It's worth applauding." David Xi really found it interesting, so he expressed his thoughts very frankly, "It seems that you don't need my help at all—but in order to talk to you, I think I'll let you It would be better to owe me a favor first. In short, judging from the results, that guy left after being criticized and educated by me, and I should be credited for the credit. So in order to simply repay me, can I ask Mr. Don't sleep for a while, talk to me for a few minutes?"

"I'll try not to fall asleep as long as you don't talk like a torrent."

Dai Weixi was silent for two seconds, and asked again: "If you unfortunately fell asleep, can I splash water on you like that guy just now?"

"If you want to test my strength, a glass of water is not enough." The man said with a smile.

"Just enter the door to show friendship." Devixi said calmly, "If you can do it, you are welcome to wet my crotch, I don't mind."

"Are you talking about high-end dirty jokes?"

"Absolutely not." David Xi raised his eyebrows, "Why should I tell nasty jokes to someone who is only talking face to face for the second time?"

"Maybe it's because your heart isn't pure enough?" The man pointed to David's chest and asked with a smile, "Actually, going to church to pray is quite meaningful in a strict sense."

"The meaning of going to church to pray is actually mostly just to let more people fall asleep like you, which is a wonderful lullaby." David Xi said without hesitation, "I absolutely don't mean to disrespect the gods, I'm just stating the facts."

"Your honesty is commendable."

"Thank you for your compliment."

The man laughed a few times.The voices of both he and David Xi are very deep, and the atmosphere created by such a few words of dialogue can be described as quite charming - if the content of their conversation is ignored.

"The conversation with you was very interesting. Well, you can talk about your problem now. I have nothing to hide, and I know everything." The man had been half leaning against the corner all the time, and only then adjusted his posture, which was regarded as sitting. Standing up, propping the table with his right arm, he said so.

"How do you know that I want to ask a question, not just to say hello?" David Xi took the kettle next to him and poured a glass of water for the two of them.

"Guess."

"Communication between people requires honesty." David Xi glanced at him, not thinking that his answer was [-]% true, but he continued the topic first, "But I didn't show much sincerity. Let me introduce myself, I am Dale Moder from the imperial capital, how do I call you sir?"

"My name is Sade Ace." The man smiled unabated, and after a pause of two seconds, he said, "Davidhi."

Devixi paused for a while when he put the kettle back, but he didn't show any embarrassment at being exposed. "Very well, this conversation proves that I don't actually have much integrity. We're even."

"If you want to avoid a whole street of admirers, the act of hiding your identity is worth understanding." Thadees lazily raised his wrist to express that he didn't mind this concealment, and his tone of speech was still quite stable.

David Xi observed his unchanged expression, and with a cautious attitude, asked, "Do we know each other?"

"I don't know, but I have seen you."

"When?"

"I don't have any idea about time." Sad Aes raised his eyes and squinted, as if looking at the ceiling, "...It was probably tens...or hundreds of years ago. You are standing in the Royal Plaza of the Imperial Capital On the platform of honor, while listening to a man who somehow went bald and babbled something no one could understand, while getting down on one knee to accept the medal you deserve-well, it is the medal that you deserve. A whole street of admirers will flock to you for your medal. While you were receiving your order, I slept in the Vidunau tavern on the southwest corner of the square and was woken up by celebratory drums."

"It can wake you up, the volume of that music is loud enough." David Xi recalled the scene at that time, and rarely felt a little dazed and emotional, but he quickly came back to his senses, and looked at Sad Ess again Asked: "You just appeared in the imperial capital like this?"

"Why can't I appear in the imperial capital?"

Dai Weixi looked at him silently for a while, then asked lightly, "Aren't you a demon?"

Sades still sat there calmly, even picked up the water glass and shook it twice, "How do you know that I am from the Demon Race?"

"Your eyes are purple." David Xi said while staring at him.

"It's black." Thadees looked at him and said sincerely.

"It's purple."

"black."

Davis: "..."

"Black." Thaddeus repeated more calmly than he did.

"...I'm not colorblind." Dai Weixi felt a little powerless, this guy was much more difficult than he imagined.In fact, he really doesn't mean anything else, and he won't be prejudiced just because this guy is a demon, but this guy's attitude is really... It's hard to describe.

"Okay..." Sade Ace said with a helpless expression, as if he had compromised, "Then let me hypnotize you."

"Hypnotism needs to let me produce subconscious side-viewing perception first to be effective. No matter how good your magic is, you can't hypnotize me now." David Xi said with a headache, "Unless you can directly tamper with my cognition--I am currently No magic or spell like this has been heard of before."

"There are still a lot of things you don't know." Sadees said with a smile, "Well, I am a demon. Are you going to tie me to a stake and burn me to slag, or do you want to call friends? , Drive me back to the Devil Realm?"

"Before I do the above things, can you tell me how you plan to hypnotize me?" Dai Weixi asked curiously.

"Hmm..." Sade Ace pondered for a while, and asked, "Do you know why my eyes are black?"

David Xi raised his eyebrows, "Why?"

"Because I said it was black." Sades said seriously.

"...Are you three years old this year?" Dai Weixi deeply thought that his knowledge of the demon race might explode soon.

"You know that I can't hypnotize you, but you still insist on me hypnotizing you, you are probably no more than five years old this year, right?" Saad Ace laughed twice, closed his eyes slightly and said to David Xi, " You're so interesting, human."

...you are the most interesting one.

David Xi slandered a few words, but couldn't help but laughed a few times along with him, and said, "I just think you're brave enough. Demons rarely appear in the eyes of any other race, and they usually try to hide as much as possible when they walk out. whereabouts, where would you lie and sleep in human taverns and hotels like you."

"People who have met me are not enough to notice the elemental fluctuations around me." Thaddeus glanced at David Xi and said, "And usually no one is interested in a person sleeping in a corner."

"Then how did you get discovered by me?"

"Hmm...maybe it's because your growth method is different from normal humans?" Saad Ess said with a smile. Did you pour too much water into your brain?"

After mocking innocent people for so many years, it was the first time that Dai Weixi was ridiculed in such a subtle way by other people, but he didn't feel displeased by it, and even felt that the demon male in front of him was rarely congenial to him.So he snorted and asked casually, "Maybe your original element is something like slime?"

"why?"

"Usually people would describe the demons as a cloud of smoke, with treacherous whereabouts, whether they appear or disappear, they can rely on the cracks in the ground, the body has no limbs, and it is neither liquid nor solid." David Xi turned to look at him, and judged kindly, "This is not Is it slime?"

"It makes sense." Sade Ace accepted this inexplicable description directly and happily, "And most human parents will tell their children that if they are disobedient, they will be taken away by the devil and boiled into soup, right? "

"Yeah." Dai Weixi nodded and said, "So the image of the demons has always been rogue-headed, and those who are stronger may have three heads and six arms. In short, they don't look very good-to declare, I am not targeting the entire demons, I am just targeting you .”

"Thank you for your targeting." Saad Ace drank his water noncommittally, "But we usually let some children go. For example, those who are born with disabilities, who are not very good-looking, have pathetic personalities, and are so weak that it is shocking. Weeping, sweaty and unwilling to change clothes... We will spare their lives because of sympathy for them. Well, maybe you met a certain demon tribe when you were young? I am so glad that you kindness of my fellow man and still alive."

This sarcasm can be called full of malice, but it may be because David Xi himself is already bad enough when he speaks normally, these few words of sarcasm actually made him more interested.

"You're so interesting." He said sincerely, "If I ignored that troublemaker just now, he would probably be so angry with you that he would pee his pants, right?"

"Did I say something particularly outrageous just now?"

"No." David Xi shrugged, "Me neither. Ever since I started traveling the world alone, I have learned to restrain myself. What I said to that guy just now is the limit I can control at present. I ran out of my mouth—unless the target is someone worthy of my honesty or even frank ridicule, such as slime."

"It's really hard work." Saad Ace said lazily, "The last time I met a guy who was as motionless as a wooden stake and was willing to listen to the noise in the imperial capital, I gave my sympathy in the same way."

David Xi looked at him and said with pity: "The water quality of the fountain in the Imperial City Square is really clear, you can see your own reflection."

At this time, the female boss who had been busy at the front desk happened to bring a plate of fruits and vegetables, walked over with a smile and said, "The two guests seem to be having a good chat? Let's eat some fruits first. I will give you two long-term Special gift for guests."

"Please give this gentleman a share first." David Xi said in a polite tone, "His miserable life deserves to be treated tenderly by the whole world."

The boss's expression was a little surprised, but soon became a little apologetic, "Although I don't know what it is, I am sorry for what happened to you, sir. Please enjoy it."

"Thank you for your kindness." Thaddeus raised his chin slightly to signal, and then said calmly: "My recent experience tells me that people with low self-esteem always like to make themselves look very kind and tolerant, so that Not only will the people around him benefit, but his own soul will also be cleansed and he will have more confidence."

"Is it one of your friends? Oh! This kind of mentality is not right, but it can be seen that he must have lived a very hard life." The boss said sympathetically, "I hope everything will be fine for him."

"Allow me to thank you for your blessing." Sad Aes took the small plate of fruits and vegetables, said this and deliberately looked at David Xi.

Due to the presence of a lady, Dai Weixi was not very good at continuing to taunt back, so it was rare for him to want to convert verbal violence into fist violence.So he squinted his eyes and gave Sades a dangerous look.

Sades gave him a friendly smile, saying that the exchange was friendly and pleasant.

After the female boss turned around and left, Dai Weixi stopped continuing the childish nonsense conversation just now, but changed the subject and asked, "I just interrupted, I haven't finished my question yet."

"Please."

"I've been waiting for you to wake up for the past three days, mainly because I received a commission." David Xi ate a wild berry, "The content of that commission is to eliminate all monsters near the outskirts of Seven Cities .If my next question makes you feel uncomfortable, then I would like to apologize in advance——May I ask Mr. Sades, when did you enter the Seven Cities? Or, do you have any other companions who are also in the Seven Cities? ?”

"Although I don't know you well, to be able to become a hero appreciated by all mankind, you should have a lot of knowledge, right?" Sadees asked with a smile, "So you should know that monsters originated from the Demon World, but They don't belong to the demon race. That kind of creature has nothing to do with our race, just like the cattle and sheep that grow on human territory have no necessary connection with humans."

"I know this." David Xi said while turning the cup, "I just don't want to let go of any possibility."

Sadees was still smiling, and after a moment of silence, he said, "I can help you complete this commission. After all, as a demon, I still know the existence of monsters quite well. In return, I also need your help. Do one thing."

"Me?" Davidi was a little surprised, "What's the matter?"

Thaddeus moved his body, took out a wooden staff about the length of an adult man's arm from behind, and said, "Give me a spell on this thing."

"...You really bought this thing." Dai Weixi recalled the furious weapon shop owner with a complicated expression, and asked after recovering: "Why do you ask me for this kind of thing? I'm not an enchanter."

"Ah... because—"

Before Sades finished speaking, they heard a lot of noisy sounds from outside the hotel, the sound of wheels rolling, and men shouting.

"It's coming sooner than I thought." Davidi temporarily suspended the conversation with Saad Ess, turned to the female boss who was looking out the door, and said, "Boss, you just said that you want to beat that Bad boy, right?"