The villain's nephew loves me too much [Transmigration Book]

This time, Lin Siyang was already prepared, and easily jumped to the side, dodging Yun Zhao's foot, and said with a smile: "Idiot, you are a donkey, you like to kick people so much, come on, let me hear."

"Bastard——" Yun Zhao didn't care if Lin Siyang didn't fight back this time, and kicked him hard again.

As a chef, Yun Zhao seldom touches his hands. If he gets injured, it will affect his cooking.He likes to move his feet, either to kick or kick people.

The two punched and kicked "Qi Li Bang Bang".

During the period, there were also shouts of "idiot", "bastard", "fool" and "bastard".

Yun Zhao is a disciple of Immortal Sian Ji, and Lin Siyang can barely be regarded as a disciple of Yun He, a disciple of Immortal Shan Po. The two are a generation behind.

Logically speaking, as a disciple of Yunxianmen, the head of all immortals, Lin Siyang should call Yun Zhao "Uncle Master", and Yun Zhao should call Lin Siyang "Nephew", so as to show the etiquette and demeanor of the disciples of Xianmen.

But Yun Zhao and Lin Siyang are different. They grew up together, and they are about the same age. They never called each other uncle and nephew, but gave each other various nicknames.

Lin Siyang would call Yun Zhao "hey", "you", "idiot", "stupid", "idiot", "nympho", "cook", "sex ghost", "sex devil", "stupid pig"...

Yun Zhao called Lin Siyang "elk", "road idiot", "bastard", "bastard", "little demon", "drunkard", "scourge", "ten thousand years tortoise", "stupid Yang", "beast king"...

The nicknames given to each other by the two of them can't be finished all day long.

In view of the fact that this behavior of yelling indiscriminately has brought extremely bad influence on the juniors, the two have been criticized several times by Immortal Shanbo.

From then on, the two had to restrain themselves and called "Uncle Yun Zhao" and "Nephew Lin" in front of others.

But behind the others, the two still called "idiots" and "assholes" back and forth.

After a fight, Yun Zhao was sweating all over, and his hair and clothes were a little dirty.He fanned the off-white silk clothes on his body, and his body quickly recovered, becoming spotless.

Because Yun Zhao's body has the ability of self-cleaning, no matter how dirty or messy the body is, it can be restored to cleanliness with the flow and volatilization of sweat.

He should be regarded as the cleanest person in the world, because nothing can pollute him.

Yun Zhao looked up at the sky, and found that the top of his head was covered with dark clouds, indicating that a heavy rain was coming.

He waved his hands in disgust, turned and went back to the room, "Stop beating, go back to the room to sleep, and get out of here too."

Lin Siyang didn't move.

Yun Zhao understood in an instant, and hated iron for not becoming steel: "There are five rooms prepared for you, but you can't find one?"

In order to prevent Lin Siyang from being disorganized if he gets lost, Senior Sister Yunyan, who is in charge of logistics, specially prepared rooms for him in five different places on the top of the colorful clouds, so that he can choose the nearest one to sleep in if he gets lost.

In the end, instead of looking for his own room, Lin Siyang went to his door to make trouble?

Lin Siyang raised his head, with a hint of teasing hidden on his unparalleled handsome face, "Don't be so wordy, either take me back to my room, or invite me in."

How can it be?

I remember that when Yun Zhao picked Lin Siyang back, the two shared the same bed, but Lin Siyang didn't sleep well, rolling around like a wild animal, and often pushed Yun Zhao under the bed.

Since then, Yun Zhao has never slept with Lin Siyang again, and he doesn't even want to have sex.

Yun Zhao kicked over and scolded: "Little brat, you have a good idea, get out of here."

Lin Siyang stood up, suddenly gave Yun Zhao a hard squeeze on the face, quickly jumped onto the blind man, and fled away, leaving only a string of arrogant "hahaha——"

Behind him came the sound of Yun Zhao jumping, "Bastard Lin Siyang, you are dead—"

Shanze, the fairy of Yunxianmen, was dreaming of his beloved little disciple Yunfei, whose inner alchemy burst to death without a whole body, and was so scared by Yunzhao's roar that he rolled out of bed with a "plop", crying bitterly, "baby!" My son, why did you die, it is useless to be a teacher, I can't save you..."

Opening his eyes, he found that the room was pitch black, and his son was not in sight at all. Only then did Shanze realize that it was a nightmare, wiped away his tears, climbed into bed and continued to sleep.

Fortunately, no one saw the embarrassment just now, otherwise, his majestic Immortal Venerable's face would be completely lost.

Has that child Yunzhao been feeling springy lately?Why do you blow your hair at every turn?Hurry up and send him down the mountain tomorrow to abduct a little girl to marry, so as not to disturb people's dreams twice in three days...

After returning to the room, Yun Zhao never fell asleep again. Without the ice cubes and self-propulsion fan, the room became extremely stuffy, and the mosquitoes were flying around, making the "buzzing" sound constantly.

He turned over and over, like pancakes, and the idea of ​​"calm and cool naturally" is of no use to people who are afraid of heat.

After finally being confused for a while, he kept having nightmares, and the dreams were full of plots from the original book, as if it had happened to him in real life.

The original book was named "Undead Demon Lord", and most of the content was adapted from Yun Zhao's nightmare.

Yun Zhao didn't know why he had such a nightmare, could it be that he was Yun Zhao in the original book?It's just that she was reincarnated and reborn, and later transmigrated into the book written by her cousin Hu Zuiba?

The dream was too vague, Yun Zhao didn't dare to make a conclusion.

Thinking so wildly, Yun Zhao actually fell asleep, but instead of having nightmares, he dreamed of Lin Siyang's laughing face, bright, flamboyant, and full of spring breeze.

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It was just dawn, and the rain that had been holding back all night did not fall, and the sky turned sunny.

The entire colorful cloud top is peaceful, occasionally some disciples wake up early for morning exercises, but they also hide in a secluded place so as not to disturb others.

There was only a suppressed wailing sound from the school ground where the young disciples were practicing. It should be that the Right Protector of the Nightmare Gate and the Young Sect Master of the Yutian Sect were still "accompanying" the young disciples in their cultivation.

I didn't expect these two to be quite responsible.Regarding this point, he should write a letter to thank Yanmen and Yutianzong.

Thinking of the expressions of the Nightmare Sect Master and the Yutian Sect Master when they saw Xin, Yun Zhao secretly laughed.

He flew up, stood on the cornice of the roof, and looked down the mountain.Although it was obscured by the morning fog, he could not see clearly, but he knew where there were homes and where there was wasteland.

In fact, he really wanted to go down the mountain, but unfortunately he didn't dare, so he could only stand on a high place every morning and take a look at it.

When Yun Zhao walked into the kitchen, dozens of servants were already waiting for him.

After he arranged everyone's work, he habitually stood by the back window and looked out the window.

Auspicious clouds linger in front of the eyes, the mist is transpiring, and green trees and delicate flowers can be seen faintly.

The cool breeze is blowing, and the air is fresh. Just take a look at it and smell it, and your mood will improve accordingly.

It's no wonder that the people at the bottom of the mountain are all desperate to come to the top of the colorful clouds to be disciples or servants.

The Top of Colorful Clouds is located at the junction of Dalan Country, Li Country, Xiangwei Country, Moyun Country, and the four countries. It does not belong to any country. It is an independent area that is exclusively owned by Yunxianmen.

In order to express their respect for Yunxianmen, the monarchs of the four countries specially convened a meeting of the four countries and unanimously decided.

There are hundreds of immortal sects in the world, and Yunxian gate is the most respected.Speaking of Yunxianmen, everyone in the world knows it, and it is a mysterious and noble existence. It usually lives in seclusion on the top of the colorful clouds, ignoring common affairs, and only sending ordinary disciples down the mountain when someone asks for help. out".

In the eyes of the world, the people of Yunxianmen are no different from gods, their status is respected, everyone admires them, they compete to make friends, they can be met but not sought after.

Because of this, every time the disciples of the Yunxian Sect go down the mountain, there will be crowds of spectators. Many people bite their handkerchiefs and scream, hoping to see the demeanor of the "immortal", get an elixir by the way, see the magic weapon and so on .

Yun Zhao doesn't want to be treated like a monkey, and rarely goes down the mountain.Of course, as a direct disciple, he doesn't need to go down the mountain to act for the heavens, he just needs to concentrate on cultivation.

Yun Zhao has only three major hobbies in his life: cooking ranks first, looking for ingredients ranks second, and looking at beauties ranks third.

His favorite thing is cooking.

From the age of ten, in order to feed Lin Siyang, Yun Zhao began to cook on a small stool, and he was very talented. No matter what kind of food he could learn, he was good at studying it, and his level was improving day by day.

Since he started to learn how to cook, Yunxianmen's food standard has suddenly improved by a thousand levels.

In the past, the servants washed the vegetables grown by Shanze Xianzun, and boiled them in clean water to make a meal.

The clear soup lacks water and is tasteless.

Yunzhao is different, he can stir-fry, boil, cook, steam, boil, fry, explode, deep-fry, boil, roll, boil, rinse, bake, braise... etc. There are many styles and tastes.

Since he took over the kitchen, the tastes of everyone in Yunxianmen have become more and more sophisticated day by day, so that they can't eat the food cooked by others.

Especially Xianzun Shanze, since he ate the rice cooked by Yunzhao, his already fair face became smoother and smoother, like the soft tofu sold by Tofu Xishi at the foot of the mountain, so he simply handed over three meals a day to Yunzhao.

Yun Zhao looked up at the slowly rising sun, and worried about the way down the mountain.

He sent Xiaobai down the mountain to buy rice before dawn, why hasn't he come back yet?

Was it dragged by the people down the mountain to catch the demon?Or do you meet poor people and help others?

Just as he was thinking, he happened to see Xiao Bai walking in front of him, no, jumping over, holding the sword formula in one hand, and dancing the sword in the other, like a little beast with teeth and claws.

Seeing Yun Zhao, Xiaobai hurriedly retracted his sword, stood at attention, bowed and cupped his fists, and shouted angrily, "Hello, Uncle Yun Zhao—"

The 15-year-old boy is always full of vigor and energy. He shouts when he talks and jumps when he walks. His eyes are piercing and his expression is innocent.

Yun Zhao's ears were almost deafened by him, he grinned in disgust, and said in confusion, "Xiao Bai, didn't I ask you to go down the mountain to buy rice?"

Xiaobai lowered his head, only raised his eyelids, and said respectfully, "Return to Uncle Yunzhao, the senior brother said he was going to buy it, so..."

"So, you let that Lu Chi go?" Yun Zhao wanted to beat someone up.

Although Lin Siyang is a senior brother among the ordinary disciples, he is highly cultivated, iron-blooded, loved by his elders and admired by his juniors, but his ability to get lost is infuriating.

It's fine for him to get lost at night, it can be blamed on the darkness.

The problem is, he still gets lost during the day, even if he carries a compass, compass, looks at the sun, or asks for directions, he still deviates from the original route and does not know where Yu Jianyu has gone.

It takes a lot of time every time to find the right way.

Let this kind of peerless road idiot buy rice?Can he come back today?A mountain of people are waiting to eat.

What's more, Lin Siyang has encountered a big trouble recently.

Although he is an ordinary disciple, his cultivation is unpredictable. Even Yun Zhao, as a master uncle, is not sure that he can easily defeat him.

What's more, Lin Siyang is calm and calm, and he can go forward bravely in the face of any situation, like a powerful beast, invincible.

Every time he goes down the mountain to perform a mission, no matter how strong the opponent is or how many people there are, Lin Siyang can find the best way to win, even if his body is covered with scars, he can still stand firm.

Logically speaking, no one should dare to provoke him.

Recently, for some reason, whenever Lin Siyang goes down the mountain, there will be a large group of monsters chasing and intercepting him.

Lin Siyang's attacks have always been fierce, either chopping monsters to pieces, or chopping them to pieces, every battle is a bloodbath.

The people at the bottom of the mountain were already afraid of him, and now they are even more afraid of him, secretly discussing how Yunxianmen would recruit such a cruel disciple.

During these days, Yun Zhao had tried his best to avoid letting Lin Siyang go down the mountain alone, but he didn't expect to run away by himself this morning when he missed one of them?

Yun Zhao: "Xiaobai, today you are punished not to eat."

"Master Uncle..." Facing Shang Yunzhao's slanted fox eyes, Xiao Bai immediately closed his mouth, not daring to speak out.

Who let Uncle Yun Zhao be in charge of everyone's meals?

Woo, uncle is so fierce.

However, Uncle Yunzhao has a tough mouth and a soft heart, with a typical knife mouth and a bean curd heart. He said that he is not allowed to eat, and he will definitely do his part in cooking, and he will quietly take it aside to eat later.

"Well, Uncle, why don't you go to look for Senior Brother?" Xiaobai asked after hesitating again and again.

Yun Zhao glared at him, as if to say: Why do you ask me to look for it?

Xiaobai didn't dare to say it, but said silently in his heart: Because others can't find it, only you can find the elder brother when you step out.

Yun Zhao said he couldn't say it, but in fact, he was worried to death in his heart, fearing that Lin Siyang would meet some monster again, arouse the power of the monster in his body, and finally turn into a monster...

He simply released dozens of hunting bees he raised to look for Lin Siyang, and lead him back to the mountain after he found it, the sooner the better.

These person-seeking bees were specially bred by Yun Zhao to help him find people, and it took several years to train them.Of course, the main purpose is to help him find Lin Siyang, a super road idiot.

Lin Siyang didn't come back until noon, the Shimen school uniform was covered with blood, mixed with some sticky pieces of meat, his body was messed up, and he looked horrible.