After drinking and messing up, I always try to plot against me

I signed autographs for several fans, answered a few questions, and finally expressed cryptically that if he and Shuten insisted on having a cp name, they could actually consider other combinations more.

After all, Hua Niao is also considered to be an entertainer, and the speed of signing autographs and answering questions is very fast, and he has appeased many fans in a short while.Looking at Jiuten, there are still a lot of people around, and the uncle Jiuten, who has been surrounded to ask for autographs and asked a series of questions, seems to be in a good mood, which makes Hua Ling a little curious about the fans' questions up.

Just now I was busy signing autographs for fans and didn't pay attention to it. Now that I'm a little more relaxed, Hua Niao cleverly pricked up her ears to listen to Jiu Tun's situation.

It's okay if you don't listen to it, but once you hear it, you realize that these are all questions that are not suitable for children!

"That Jiu Tun Da, what position do you usually use when you sleep with Hua Niao Da?" The question was asked by a cute girl wearing glasses and a pink skirt, and she was carrying a bunny backpack on her back. It's harmless to humans and animals, why ask such a 18//forbidden question as soon as you open your mouth! "Ah, I'm just asking casually. If it's inconvenient, you don't have to answer!"

The girl has an expression that I understand, and the fans next to her are also like, "We can make up our own brains if you don't tell me."

Hua Niao bowed his head to sign at the side, but his ears turned red uncontrollably, and quickly lowered his head to cover up the twitching corners of his mouth. Now he very much hopes that Jiu Tun can pretend not to hear this question and ignore it.

However, Jiu Tun obviously didn't hear Hua Ling's inner expectation. Instead of ignoring it, he replied very seriously: "Sleeping posture? A lot, because when he sleeps he is very..."

"Well, we still have something to do, so let's do it today!" Hearing Jiu Tun's answer, Hua Niao couldn't pretend any longer, and stuffed the signed book into the fans' hands, reached out to hold Jiu Tun, and went to the crowd Run outside, then run into a nearby mall amid groundhog-like screams from fans.

I can vaguely hear the fans behind me say something like, "It's a pity, I still want to touch Jiu Tunda's abs." Looking at Jiu Tunda's A* up close, I don't know if Hua Niaoda can stand many poses live! ''Hua Niao's figure is also very good, but the two of them must be the one who is crushed together' and other exclamations, plus bursts of aunt's laughter, Hua Niao's face was flushed again, and she really wanted to give this group of girls Kneeled.

The first thing he did when he entered the mall was to find a store and buy a hat, sunglasses, and mask for Shuten and himself to fully equip, and after carefully confirming that there were no fans following him, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

I thought he was just a part-time graphic model, and maybe he wouldn't be very popular, so he didn't think much about it when he went out, and he didn't get recognized along the way, so he felt more at ease. Out of curiosity, someone discovered it.

Even being a graphic model is more popular than him in the real world, this feeling is really complicated.

"I said, what did you say in a mess just now?" Hua Niao was still brooding over the question that Jiu Tun answered just now while searching for the materials that Tao Hua wanted.

"You do have a lot of postures when you sleep, and I have to hug you every day to ensure that you won't be kicked awake by you." Probably because he felt a little bored wearing a mask, Jiu Tun pulled the mask up to his chin and hung it, sunglasses and a hat On the contrary, he took it honestly, and at this moment, through the sunglasses, he and Hua Niao looked at each other, which made Hua Niao feel a trace of innocent emotion.

Hua Niao was dumb, so that's what Uncle Jiu Tun said?But thinking about it, Shuten has never been an artist before, and he doesn't understand the deep meaning of those fans' questions just now, so he answered the questions seriously, and there seems to be nothing wrong with it.

But other fans won't understand it that way!

"Anyway, if you meet fans again in the future, you should stop answering such questions." Hua Yu felt that it was necessary for him to give Jiu Tun some common questions, so as to avoid embarrassment again when encountering such a situation in the future.

Jiu Tun nodded as if he didn't care, but a gleam of success flashed across his eyes covered by the sunglasses.

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It took some time to buy all the things Taohua wanted, and after looking at the sky, the two decided to go home first, not planning to go shopping.

However, before leaving the gate of the shopping mall, Hua Niao was almost pushed back by the screams outside.

"Which celebrity is here again?" Hua Ling quietly pulled down his sunglasses a little, looked outside, but saw that the scene outside was very chaotic, people fled in all directions, and some people ran towards the mall, because they were too flustered, and Several people fell.

"It doesn't seem right." Shuten also took off his sunglasses, stared at a certain point outside the door and said, "Look over there."

Hua Niao followed Jiu Tun's gaze, and saw an oval-shaped suspected portal suddenly appeared in midair, and within a short while, a bunch of strange creatures began to crackle and fall out from inside.

"That's... what?" Hua Yan looked at those creatures with cute heads but muscular bodies, and all of them were very girlish creatures outside, and swallowed with difficulty, "I remember, There is no such card in either the Clow card or the Sakura card, right?"

[Ding, trigger a side mission, complete the first transformation of a magical girl and successfully prevent the invasion of monsters from another world, rewards: mysterious spell X1, broken spell X1, a lot of experience and gold coins...]

Sure enough, he knew that the system would not let go of an opportunity to make trouble.

No matter how you transform, you definitely can't transform directly in the shopping mall hall. After looking around, Hua Niao took Jiu Tun and plunged into the public restroom.

He always carries the picture scroll with him every time he goes out. Apart from releasing the birds at home, he also stays in the picture scroll when he goes out.This time he wanted to open the scroll as usual to release the birds, but when he put his hand on the scroll, he couldn't open it for life and death.

"System, what's going on?"

As soon as Hua Ling spoke, the system appeared in the image of a little paper figurine: "The player's current identity is a magical girl, and the scroll is your 'magic wand'. In order to conform to the current worldview, when the wand is unsealed, it is natural for the player to call out spell."

Hua Ling: "You are addicted to role-playing, right? What about Jiu Tun? Does Jiu Tun's wine gourd also need some kind of spell?"

Jiu Tun, who was mentioned suddenly, took out the wine gourd pendant casually. With the recovery of the shape of the wine gourd, the small compartment space became smaller, which also made Hua Ling realize that Mr. Jiu Tun obviously does not need these. .

"Player, you are so strange, Shuten-sama is not a magical girl, of course you don't need these things."

In the next second, the little paper figurine of the system was directly grabbed by Hua Niao and thrown into the toilet. When he pressed it with the other hand, the little paper figurine was washed away along the water flow.

The whole movement was done in one go without the slightest hesitation. After finishing, Hua Niao felt refreshed all over.

[Player, you are really ruthless. 】The system sounded faintly, 【This is the requirement of the main system, why should I bear the pain. 】

"Stop talking nonsense, what about spells?" I remembered that not long ago he was yelling that even if he was killed, he would not be able to transform into a magical girl, but after only a few hours, he was about to compromise the system.

[There are two kinds of spells for players to choose from: 1. I always like Shuten-douji 2. Transform into a lady-dressing boss!Players are asked to complete the selection within 1 minute. 】

"I choose to die." He assured that if the system appeared in front of him again, it would definitely be more than just being flushed down the toilet.

In the end, among the two very embarrassing spells, Hua Niao still chose the second one, because he really couldn't bear to say the words 'I love you forever' in front of Jiu Tun, and it always felt like a confession.

Although the second one is not much better.

Wearing a cool summer skin, he went out of the cubicle angrily, directly frightened a man who was washing his hands outside to doubt his life, and then saw that the man's expression changed after he swallowed the disappointed face, and finally gave Jiu Tun Thumbs up.

"If you don't want to, I can help you to destroy the things outside." Jiu Tun followed Hua Ling, looking at the raging monsters outside, it seemed that he was ready to attack at any time.

"No, it's not like I can't fight myself." Hua Yao rolled his eyes, and asked what clothes to wear and what strange spells to say. In fact, he had already gotten used to it. When he was a child performing for his sister, it would be shameful to be older than this It's not that he didn't say the spell, he just wanted to piss off the system, and it would be fun after he pissed off the system. As for fighting monsters later, no one will know him when he wears a mask.

And the sudden appearance of this alien monster this time just allowed him to try his current strength, which can be regarded as a good actual combat experience anyway.

"Master Jiu Tun, please rest on the side for a while!" After saying that, Hua Niao sat on the scroll and rushed into the pile of monsters. When Jiu Tun saw this, he really didn't make a move. He collected the wine gourd and looked for it casually. Sit down and watch Hua Niao's performance.

"Huh? Someone is fighting for us. She is so powerful! She has defeated so many!" The muscular man in a pink skirt looked at Hua Niao among a group of monsters and said in surprise, "But sir, Is this the magical girl you found too?"

"What? Why didn't I know? You two are the only magical girls under my command." A man in a suit with a scar on his face came with a very social atmosphere. Anyone dare to steal business?"

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small theater--

Hua Niao: It seems that in the future, I will tell Jiu Tun more about what to say and what not to say when meeting fans...

System: Didn't you think of solving the problem fundamentally?

Hua Niao: What is it?

System: For example, if you sleep in separate beds, this kind of problem won't happen...

Jiu Tun: Now I want to grab a system to try the strength of the wine gourd. Which system is so lucky?