After drinking and messing up, I always try to plot against me

What a ghost!

He really believed in the evil of the system!

Not long after, the system's ability to handle affairs once again refreshed Hua Niao's cognition.

"Magic girl?" Jiu Tun naturally heard the prompt from the system, and glanced at Hua Niao who was smoking with anger, obviously very interested in this new vocabulary, "The girl doesn't seem to have anything to do with you, does it?"

"Please don't make up the knife." Hua Niao complained expressionlessly.

[As a magical girl, how can there be no mascot around me? 】The cold tone of the system for thousands of years suddenly became mischievous, which made Hua Wei feel a little uncomfortable, 【Then, as an all-round and considerate system, I will reluctantly take on this important task in this world...】

As he said that, a phantom appeared in front of Hua Ling, and then slowly filled up from bottom to top...

"Then, player, no, it should be called Mr. Contractor now, are you satisfied with this image?"

The red ribbon on the head is fluttering, one hand is holding a miniature broom, the other hand is raised with difficulty and shakes at China, of course, if that can be called a hand...

Hua Niao stared at a certain system that claimed to be the mascot in front of her, reached out her hand to touch the table beside the bed, just happened to touch a compass that was placed casually, and then threw it at the "mascot" in front of her without hesitation. past.

"Crack!" The compasses stabbed the system very accurately, and the weightless body was directly nailed to the wall by the compasses thrown by Hua Niao.

"Satisfied, of course I'm satisfied," Hua Yu said with a sinister smile on his face, and black mist seemed to appear all over his body, "I've wanted to do this for a long time. Now that you have a real body, you have cheated me so many times before. , how can I say this time, I have to beat him ten or eight times a day to get rid of my anger?"

The system that was nailed to the wall in the image of a little paper man sweeping the floor in a mobile game couldn't help shaking. He now has a feeling that his fragile body, which is too fragile, will be torn apart by the player and thrown away. Fire pits are light.

Just at this time, there seemed to be a sound of rushing upstairs from outside the door, and soon, the footsteps stopped at the door, and before Hua Niao opened his mouth to stop it, the door was pushed open with a bang.

"There is nothing downstairs, so Master Huayou must be here..." Huaniaogua and Jiu Tungua pushed open the door together, and Taohua behind him took a quick look into the room, and directly covered the eyes of the two quacks, "I'm sorry ! Lord Huayao, Lord Shuten, please continue!"

After speaking, he held one in each hand, and ran away with two croaks between them.

Hua Niao: "..." This scene seemed familiar.

"Forget it, I'll let you go today." Hua Ling felt that he could no longer lean on the bed with Jiu Tun, otherwise there would be a problem even if there was no problem, "Clean up and clean up, and you can leave other people's identities by the way." It's all arranged."

"Clothes clothes..." Opening the closet, seeing two sets of uniform-like clothes hanging on the closet, Hua Niaoguan just picked up the shirt buttons inside without unbuttoning them and put them on.

"Don't you think it's inappropriate to wear it?" Jiu Tun half leaned on the bed and watched Hua Niao busy with her red ears, and didn't speak until she put on her clothes, "That seems to be my uncle's size."

Hua Niao, who was wearing Jiu Tun's shirt, belatedly grabbed the hem of the shirt that had reached his thigh, and just wanted to get into the closet.

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Finally, after packing up, I was halfway up the stairs with the system transformed into a small paper figurine, when the shikigami who were sitting or standing downstairs all shot over with meaningful eyes, and they even pointed at Hua Niao's waist and neck. I can't stop lingering, I can't wait to carve a flower on him with my eyes.

"Cough!" Uncomfortable being stared at by a group of shikigami's weird eyes, Hua Niao cleared her throat, trying to draw the shikigami's attention away from other places, "As you can see, we are now in a strange place. The world should be familiar to those who have experienced it before."

The shikigami nodded one after another, and Hua Niao continued, "In this case, let him distribute the identities to you first."

Speaking of throwing down the little paper figurine in his hand, the little paper figurine completed many tasks in mid-air with its light posture, such as 'front handspring', 'back handspring', 'straight body front somersault' I don't know how many degrees" and so on, successfully landed in the only glass of juice on the table.

"Ahhh! My juice!" Peach Blossom wept bitterly holding the freshly squeezed peach juice. Before she had time to take a sip, it was contaminated.

"You'd better take him out first, otherwise he will become one with your peach juice." Hua Yao and Jiu Tun walked down the stairs, searched around and found no place to sit, so they simply didn't know from the side Whose room dragged a lazy sofa out and sat on it directly.

The sofa is for two people, so after Hua Niao sat on it, Jiu Tun also lay on the side very rudely.Although the sofa is not small, but after all, two people are sitting together, and when the skin is unavoidable, Hua Niao somehow remembered the breath that the other party brushed against her ear in the morning, and was so startled that she almost jumped off the sofa.

"Why don't you go and get one by yourself?"

"It happens to be two people, what's wrong with sitting together?" Jiu Tun gave Hua Niao a strange look, with an expression as if the other party was making trouble out of no reason, "I even slept together, and you are still struggling with this."

"Who slept with you!" He didn't dare to look at the expressions of the shikigami now, he just wanted to use a needle to sew Shuten's open mouth shut, "Just lie on a bed and rest! Rest!"

"Don't they all mean the same thing?" Jiu Tun stretched his long legs, and fell directly on the sofa, no longer trying to discuss the issue of sleeping and rest with Hua Ling, "This is good, remember to bring one back to Dajiangshan and put it in our room before leaving inside."

Last time they left in a hurry and didn't have time to take anything with them, Shuten kind of missed the big bed in that world.

And beside them, the shikigami who had been forced to watch Hua Yao and Jiu Tun's flirting, and the system that had finally crawled out of the juice, all fell silent by coincidence.

They are all in this old couple mode, I really don't know what Hua Niao is still insisting on.

There was another burst of chicken and dog jumping, and finally got to the point.

While doing a one-click cleanup for himself, the system loaded the identity cards of all the shikigami in the room according to Hua Niao's instructions.

"I'm a student just like Mrs. Huayou this time!" Taohua was very happy to receive her ID card, but she became depressed when she saw the column of the school, "But why not in the same class! I feel lonely not in the same class Yes! Is anyone in my class?"

Hearing Peach Blossom's call, the hair-eating ghost lazily raised his hand.

"My identity this time is very special, I'm a health care teacher!" Three-tailed Fox said with a smile, "But it's a pity that I'm not in the same school as Master Huayao."

"Health care...teacher?" Hua Yan swallowed, and asked a fox with a charming aura to be a health care teacher. Is the system serious?I always feel that I have to change the style of painting accidentally.

"What about the rest?"

"I'll be your assistant this time, Mr. Hua Yao." Shuweng took out the tablet he bought in the last world. Fortunately, he kept it close to him, so he can bring it here this time, so that he can use it for work in the future.

"I seem to be in another school with Yaoqin Master." Yi sighed, "It seems that we can't be with you, Mr. Hua Yao."

The remaining Yu Nu and Frog Porcelain were the landlords of this group of people, and Frog Porcelain became a small man with a mustache.

The last ones are Jiu Tun Gua and Hua Niao Gua. The two were assigned to Youzhi Primary School by the system. The first time I heard that I was going to go to school, the two Gua Gua were both excited and nervous. Hua Wei did a little psychological work for fear that the two would not adapt. , and asked Yu Nu to help appease the two quacks.

"Why do you think the name Youzhi Elementary School sounds familiar?" After thinking for a while, I couldn't figure out why, and this question was quickly overturned by another question that popped up in my mind, "Why are we all assigned to different schools?" School? It's so inconvenient."

Although the system gave him convenience only a few times, Hua Niao felt that he should work hard for it.

"This is issued immediately by the main system and cannot be changed." The little paper figurine bounced on the table twice before dissipating into the air, "This state won't last long, and I'll wait until you appear as a magical girl, player. Appear again at the same time!"

Hua Ling didn't stop her, and the system told her that she was a magical girl. Immediately, the eyes of the whole room focused on Hua Ling again.

"Magic girl? What's that?" Taohua blinked her eyes and came closer. "It sounds very interesting. Is it another identity of Mrs. Huayou?"

"It looks so!" The three-tailed fox chuckled, and Taohua said enviously, "That's great, I want to be a magical girl too. Although I don't know what it is, I always think it sounds cool!"

"I can let you do it, really." Hua Ling glanced at Tao Hua blankly, Tao Hua stuck out her tongue and stepped aside.

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The identities of the shikigami have all been loaded, Hua Yan glanced at the date on the phone, the system is quite conscientious, and arranged a weekend for them, so they don't have to go to school right away, avoiding the chaotic life of not being used to it the first day .

After their identities were settled, the shikigami went to research their respective interests, while Hua Niao simply stretched out his body on the beanbag sofa.

"I really don't know what the system is trying to do, magical girl? Do I look like someone who can shamelessly shout 'transform' while wearing a skirt and holding a magic wand?"

"So that's what the magic girl means?" Jiu Tun couldn't help but make up his mind after listening to Hua Niao's words, and then looked at the people around him, but he didn't feel that it was so inconsistent, and he was unexpectedly looking forward to it.

"What's that expression on your face?" Hua Ling casually glanced to the side, and received the signal from Jiu Tun's eyes, and immediately frowned, "Let me tell you, even if the system asks me to transform when the time comes, I won't change." Yes! This involves my dignity as a man! I will never compromise!"

[In fact, the player has already worn the skirt before, and now he only needs to hold the staff and call out 'magic girl transformation'. ] The system popped up again at some point, and a few grids popped up on the light screen, showing the clothes to Hua Niao cheaply, [In addition, this is the battle suit you can choose when you are fighting. In addition to the two unlocked skins, there is also a magical girl suit unique to this world, which is very girly pink! 】

"Shut up!" Hua Yao turned over and buried her face in the sofa, not looking at the ugly 'combat suit' on the screen.

Jiu Tun's laughter came from beside him, Hua Niao turned his face and glared at someone who was gloating, and said angrily, "Okay, are you so happy to see me make a fool of myself?"

"My uncle just thinks this dress is pretty." Jiu Tun said with a smile, "You should look good in it."

"It looks good for you." Hua Yan said, "Why is it that I am the only one who has the identity of a magical girl? Why don't you arrange one for Jiu Tun in the system?"

The system was silent for a while without replying, but it was from this silence that Hua Niao felt the system's cowardice.

"Do you want to see my uncle wear it?" Jiu Tun carefully looked at the clothes on the screen, and finally nodded, "Yes."

Hua Ling was so startled by Jiu Tun's words that she turned over and sat up, and was pulled by Jiu Tun so as not to fall off the sofa: "Really?"

Jiu Tun nodded again: "Hmm."

Looking at Jiu Tun, who has wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs in front of him, he imagines that the other party is wearing a pink magic girl suit, showing off his muscular arms and thighs, and maybe showing some abs, Hua Niao Stretching out his hand to touch his forehead: "Wait for me slowly."

What's the matter, he actually thinks it's quite interesting?He must be broken!

The weight around him lightened in vain, Hua Ling felt something was wrong and looked up, and saw the red-haired beauty who had been transformed by Jiu Tun that day appeared in front of her eyes again, leaning towards him with winking eyes, her slender finger touched his lips slightly: " How about wearing it in this form?"

"Touch!" This time Hua Niao really fell to the ground.

Rubbing the bump on her head, Jiu Tun beside her finally returned to its original appearance, and Hua Niao heaved a sigh of relief.

"Could you give some warning when you change next time, would it be scary if a girl suddenly appeared so close to me?" He lost his temper, and the only feeling he had was that after seeing the beautiful girl that Shuten transformed into, he actually felt much more friendly when he saw the real Shuten.

"Thought you would like this image?" Jiu Tun never forgot how stupid this person told him when he saw Ibaraki's female image and fell in love and quickly fell in love.

"No, please keep the current state unchanged." If he had to choose, he still thinks that the smug-faced old man in front of him looks more pleasing to the eye.

After being teased by Jiu Tun, Hua Niao didn't bother about whether she was a magical girl or not. She had enough of lying on the sofa, and felt that it was not a problem to stay at home all the time, so she decided to go out and get familiar with the environment. .

Although the previous world looked very normal, there was a elementary school student of death, and a D with a room full of strange animals. Just hearing about magical girls in this world made him feel abnormal, but it made him A little relieved.

Knowing that there are unscientific energies in this world is better than thinking that this world is normal, and then suddenly appearing in front of the eyes of the elementary school students of death.

However, Hua Niao's plan to go out to inquire about the situation did not come true. Just as he was about to take Jiu Tun out, there was a knock on the door of their house.

"Hello, I'm from the Kinomoto family next door. I heard that you guys just moved in, so my father asked me to ask, do you need any help?" The little girl with cute short hair in front of the door looked up. To the two people in front of the door, "Ah, by the way, Dad asked me to bring this to you as a housewarming gift."

She handed over the basket with snacks in her hand, but the person in front of her didn't intend to take it. Kinomoto Sakura glanced at the person opposite with a blank expression, feeling a little strange in her heart.

This man was really good-looking, it was the first time she saw a boy with such long hair, he was actually more beautiful than many girls she had seen.I just don't know why I looked at her with a strange expression, as if she was a little excited and nostalgic.

"Big brother?" She loosened the basket in her hand again. There were so many things that she raised her hands a little sorely. Another brother with red hair and a bit fierce in front of the door took the gift and took a picture of it by the way. Look at the beautiful brother next to you.

After being patted by Jiu Tun, Hua Niao regained his composure, and suddenly felt at a loss when he saw the girl in front of him.

"Ah... ah! Thank you dad for me, I, we don't need to help, don't bother!"

"Well, if you need any help, you can go to the next door to find us at any time!" Sakura bowed to the two very politely, as if she was about to say goodbye, "Then I will..."

"Wait a minute!" Hua Yao squatted down, looked at the girl in front of her, tried her best to suppress her inner excitement, and tried her best to make her expression not so weird, so as not to scare the other party, "You... Are you called Kinomoto Sakura? "

"Huh? How do you know my name?" Sakura was puzzled and wary when she was called out. If she had met such a good-looking person before, she should remember it, but in fact she had no impression of this person. Neither, "Have we met before?"

"Ah..." I couldn't control it well, but the other party was scared. Hua Ling felt a little guilty, her mind was running fast, and then she found a way to explain, "My younger brother is also studying in your elementary school now, and he was in the school when he applied for admission I heard your friend call you by your name."

"Is that so?" Sakura was still a little vigilant, seeing the other party's appearance, she simply didn't plan to stay any longer, and after saying goodbye to the two, she quickly ran back to the house next door.

And Hua Niao looked at the next door, and didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

"Everyone is gone, why don't you still watch?" Jiu Tun put the basket in Hua Yao's arms, patted him again, and called back the soul of the person beside him, "Aren't you being too enthusiastic?" .”

"I'm just a little excited." Thinking about her performance just now, Hua Wei also felt that it was a bit too much. Seeing Sakura's expression just now, she must have scared the other party, "That's the first cute god!"

Jiu Tun had a disdainful expression of 'I didn't expect you to be such a beast, even children would be spared', which made Hua Niao roll her eyes.

"Grandpa, what are you thinking? Is your thinking dirty or not?" Hua Yan said, "My sister liked her very much at the beginning, but I followed my sister and watched this anime many times." He said how to listen to You Zhi The name of the elementary school is so familiar, isn't it the elementary school where Sakura Kinomoto is?

"Do you have a sister?"

"Well, the same mother and half father, but our relationship... is not bad." When mentioning his sister, Hua Niao's expression softened obviously: "And my sister's personality is quite similar to Sakura, I don't know if it is It’s not because I was influenced by watching it too much.”

Thinking back when his sister was obsessed with Sakura, she still dragged him to wear skirts together, pestering him to perform magical girl transformation for her every day, Hua Niao couldn't help grinning, "In order to perform 'magic' for her, I also broke my leg."

Thinking about the events of that year, and feeling that it was the black history of her life, Hua Niao also had some nostalgia.

At that time, his sister was obsessed with Cardcaptor Sakura. It was not enough to just watch cartoons, but she also pestered him to play 'cosplay'.It is said to be cosplay, but it is actually a very crude imitation of a child's family. In order to show the real effect, he wore a bed sheet stolen from home and a skirt around his body, climbed up a tree, and rode a pole under his buttocks I don't know where to pick up the stick, and then jumped down from the tree regardless, just to show his sister the scene in the cartoon where Sakura is flying on a magic wand.

"Your brother is quite competent." Jiu Tun glanced at the people around him, and felt that this person really seemed like someone who would do such a thing, "You are doing such a good job, your sister must like you very much, right? ?”

"Hmm..." Hua Yao lowered her head, and her fingers holding the basket trembled imperceptibly, "Well, she said that she liked me very much."

On the other side, Kinomoto Toya had just returned home from work, and when she saw Sakura running home in a hurry, she felt a little concerned, but said something different: "What's wrong? You look like there's a monster behind you Like chasing you."

"Do monsters also fear monsters?"

"Who are you calling a monster!" Taoya said, the panic in her heart was dissipated immediately, Xiao Ying glared at the other party angrily, and planned to ignore him for the night.

"Sakura is back?" Kinomoto Takashi poked his head out of the kitchen and asked, "Have the gifts arrived? How are you? I heard that there are some students living next door, and they seem to be from the same school as your brother."

"Huh? Are they students from the same school as my brother?" Sakura thought about it carefully, and found that the two people she saw at the door were indeed wearing the uniforms of her brother's school. "I only saw two people. The presents will come back after they are delivered to them.”

Sakura thought for a while and said, "A good-looking big brother looks at me very strangely, as if he has known me for a long time."

"I'm afraid your 'reputation' is so well-known that even the new neighbors have heard of it!" Toya continued to tease Sakura, and successfully teased Sakura again.

After Sakura rushed upstairs angrily, Toya stood in front of the window, looking at the house next door with a thoughtful expression.

At the same time, in the dark room, a voice suddenly sounded:

"It has increased again."

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