After drinking and messing up, I always try to plot against me

When Ibaraki came in from the door, he saw the "girl" looking at the distance with sadness by the window. I have to say that this woman is quite beautiful, and the eyes of a close friend are obviously beyond doubt, but this woman wants to Standing by the side of a close friend is still a little worse.

After hearing that the person who came was not Jiu Tun, Hua Ling also turned around to look, and saw a person with arms folded looking at him with an unspeakable expression.

While being sized up by the other party, Hua Niao is also observing the other party.With fluffy and eye-catching long white hair and the very representative 'wide-leg pants' on his body, it must be that Ibaraki Doji did not run away.

But the difference from the game is that Ibaraki Doji's hands are intact here, and his right hand has not been cut off like in the game, and the size of his hands is not as exaggerated as the ghost claws in the game, but it can be seen from the sharp nails It is slightly different from humans.

"What's the matter?" Hua Ling himself didn't have any ill feeling towards Ibaraki Doji, but the tone of his reply at this time was not very good. Any normal old man would definitely be upset if he was called a woman as soon as he met. He had already restrained himself from punching the opponent directly.

"Hmph! Woman, I'm here to advise you to put away your small thoughts." Ibaraki Doji raised his jaw and said proudly, "My best friend is a man at the peak of the monster clan, not something a little monster like you can imagine." His footsteps should not be hindered by this kind of secular love between men and women. His eyes should be on more meaningful things, such as being a leader and leading the Yaozu to create a glorious history. His strength Superb, mind..."

A little dizzy by this sudden embarrassment, Hua Niao stared dumbfounded at Ibaraki who was still eloquently listing Shuten-douji's advantages. Are you sure Shuten-douji is the same person?

"My best friend is so good, so the people who can stand beside him must be good enough, have enough strength not to drag him down, and..."

"Wait a minute!" Seeing that the other party still didn't intend to stop, but the more he talked, the more excited he became, and the more he boasted, the more excited he became. Hua Niao felt that in order to avoid being poisoned by such "embarrassing blows" all the time, it was time for him to call a timeout.

Besides, he has been upset about something for a long time, and he must correct the other party's affairs.

"What? After listening to my words, you finally think clearly? If you choose to give up now, you still have self-knowledge." After being interrupted, Ibaraki still had something to say, but when he saw that the other party interrupted him, he seemed to have something to say, so he thought the other party Having been persuaded by himself, he decided to give up his plan to 'get involved' with Shuten-douji.

"Come here." Hua Ling didn't say much, but just waved to Ibaraki.

Ibaraki, who didn't pay much attention to Hua Niao's strength at all, felt that the other party was not a threat, and could not make any big waves. Hearing this, Ibaraki walked over without thinking.

"Take it here." Hua Niao gestured to Ibaraki with her palm up.

Ibaraki hesitated for a moment, and put his hand on it, but his expression was no longer very good-looking, "What kind of tricks are you, woman, I'll tell you..."

However, Ibaraki was soon shocked by Hua Niao's next move, the other party actually pressed his hand to his chest!

"!!!" The unexpectedly innocent Ibaraki was stunned on the spot, then withdrew his hand suddenly, and said angrily, "A woman who is a close friend is so slutty! How can you be worthy of a close friend like this!"

Hua Niao was very speechless, not to mention that Ibaraki was too slow, it was so obvious that the other party didn't realize that he was a man, so his reaction was a little too much?Is it really stupid or pure innocence?In addition, one moment said that no one is worthy of Jiuten, and the other moment he said that if you want to live up to Jiuten, whether you want him to leave or stay, I really don't understand the brain circuits of your monsters in Dajiangshan.

"Don't think that you can do whatever you want just because you have some pretty looks!" Ibaraki turned his head away, although his complexion is not obvious, but if you look carefully, you will find the reddish ear tips under the white hair, "Hmph, although his appearance is passable, but You don’t have a good figure, and your best friend will never like a woman like you!” Finally, he added, “Don’t try to seduce me, I won’t like you either!”

"I said big brother." Hua Yao, who couldn't bear it any longer, simply pulled the opening of his clothes on his chest a little wider, "Look carefully, I am a real man like you, and I haven't found out after coming here like this, could it be? Do you want me to take off my pants to prove it to you?"

"Male, man?" Looking at the flat chest of the man in front of him, and remembering the undulating touch of his hands just now, and the slightly lower voice when talking to the other party, Ibaraki-douji's expression became angry again after a sudden realization, "You How dare you deceive your best friend like this! It is a man who pretends to be a woman in an attempt to confuse him! What is your plan!"

"I said, do you think Jiu Tun-douji is blind?" Let him say something. At this moment, he can only describe his current mood by being dumbfounded, "Your Lord Ghost King knew that I was a man from the beginning, okay?" Bar?"

Sighing deeply, Hua Niao comforted herself in her heart, don't be angry, the person in front of her is Jiu Tun-douji's number one fanboy, it's normal for her IQ to drop suddenly when it comes to things related to Jiu Tun-douji.

Ibaraki was really a little confused now. When he came back, he heard the news that his best friend had brought a woman back from outside, and it was said that this woman was pregnant with his best friend's child!But what is the situation now?The eyes moved from the other person's face to the other person's abdomen. Since it is a man, no matter how you think about it, it is impossible to have children, right?

And Hua Niao's words to explain gender also changed a layer of meaning in Ibaraki's ears.The phrase "Juten knew I was a man from the very beginning" was automatically filled in by Ibaraki's brain, "Even though he knew I was a man, Shuten still liked me so much that he couldn't help himself".

However, if what the other party said was true, and knowing that the other party was a man, he still chose to bring him back, and it seemed that he still had the posture of a golden house hiding a baby. Could it be that his best friend really fell in love with this man?

Thinking of this, Ibaraki's eyes froze again. Being addicted to feelings is definitely not a good thing for a monster, especially a big monster like Shuten-douji, let alone be shackled by so-called love.Regardless of whether the other party is a woman or a man, he absolutely cannot allow such a thing to happen.

But since it's not a woman, and it doesn't have the blood of a close friend, it's easier to handle.

Seeing the changing expression on the other party's face, Hua Niao didn't know what he was still thinking about. Fortunately, he stopped paying attention and turned to look at the door that had not been closed since Ibaraki Doji came.If we leave now, there seems to be a high chance of escaping, but the picture scroll and Asuka are still in Shuten's hands, it would be great if we could get both of them back while escaping...

"Hey!" Ibaraki, who hadn't spoken for a long time, suddenly said, "You have a competition with me. If you win, you can ask me to do anything; if you lose, you will leave Dajiangshan and never appear again. How about in front of Shuten-douji?"

Hua Ling was taken aback for a moment, and replied without thinking: "Then the relationship is over, can I just admit defeat?"

Ibaraki: "..." Why is this situation different from what he expected?

"Don't think that you can avoid this competition with this negative attitude. As a man, it's fine to dress like this, but you don't even dare to fight?" The attitude was understood as not daring to confront him, so that he could hold on to Shuten-douji sternly.

Being despised by Ibaraki for a while, Hua Niao is also full of resentment, dressing like this is not what he thinks, and staying here is not what he wants, no one listens to the truth now?

"No matter what you think, it's not my intention to stay here." Hua Yao rolled her eyes and said, "Besides, my weapons and equipment have been confiscated by your ghost king. What do you want me to fight with you?"

"Weapons and equipment?" Ibaraki thought about it carefully and figured it out. His own attack method does not need weapons, but the opponent obviously does not. It seems that the opponent's weapon should be in the hands of a close friend, so in order for the opponent to accept For the competition, I still need to go to my best friend.

"I'm going to find my best friend and ask him to return the things to you, and then we'll fight again!" After speaking, Ibaraki Doji left in a hurry, and closed the door for Hua Niao before leaving.

Hua Niao: "..." Ibaraki Doji, you are too self-conscious!Originally, even if he didn't run, he wanted to go out to get some air!Now it's time to grow mushrooms in the room again.

【Ding!The side mission is now released: competition with Ibaraki Doji, normal achievement condition: complete the competition, reward: a small amount of experience, gold coins, some low-level soul awakening materials; perfect achievement condition: competition and victory.Rewards: a lot of experience, gold coins, some soul awakening materials, and a mysterious spell. 】

Listening to the task released by the system, Hua Ling was stunned for a moment, and actually triggered the side task. It seems that this competition with Ibaraki Doji is inevitable.

[Really want to fight?Even if Asuka and the picture scroll are brought back, my current level will still be abused, right? 】Thinking about the current level and the set of cheating ghosts, Hua Niao always felt that it was better for him not to fight. He didn't want to be pressed and kissed by Ibaraki after Jiu Tun.

【If you don't accept the mission all the time, the player will not be able to upgrade, and will not be able to improve their own strength. 】The system said,【If the task cannot be advanced, the next instance cannot be opened, then the player will really have to stay in Dajiangshan forever. 】

[Then I'll accept it. 】Hua Wei smiled wryly. At worst, he just wanted to hide and lose in the competition. He could just take this opportunity to get back his things and leave with the opportunity. It was perfect!As for the perfect achievement at the end of the task, although the reward is very tempting, but for the sake of freedom and getting rid of a certain ghost king as soon as possible, he had to give it up temporarily.

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