Although the tortoise is thin, it still has time to attack

I was woken up by the bullshit name.

Turtle shape?

There are so many slots and no mouths, the person who named this must be very talented.

The wall clock on the wall showed that it was only three o'clock in the morning. I was very thirsty, so I went out of the room and poured a glass of water to drink.

On a sudden whim, I went to check on the situation of the uncle tortoise.

I put it into the sink before going to bed, and then covered it with a washbasin. Who knew that such a harsh environment would not be able to trap its unrestrained and free heart.

It crawled out, stretched its neck by the sink, and looked at the world outside the window.

I stood still.

The starry sky tonight is beautiful, the Milky Way is like a waterfall, shining brightly, and the meteors pass by in the sky, leaving a brilliant trace.

Its quiet side face condenses with the starry sky into a peaceful picture, I seem to see the flowing luster in its eyes, merged into a beautiful blue like the starry sky, very much like the one I saw in my dream eyes.

"Guixing?" I called out the name subconsciously. Although the things in the dream became very blurred after waking up, I still remembered the name.

I swear I didn't miss it, it seemed to understand what I said, looked back at me, its eyes lit up, and the blue light flowed faintly, as if it was surprised and moved.

"Returning to form?" I called again.

It slid its limbs and turned to me, its eyes were burning. I felt that it wanted to say something to me, but it was forced to say nothing.

We kept our eyes facing each other for a long time, it didn't move, and I didn't speak.

Sleepiness flooded my head, I yawned tiredly, and discussed with it: "I'm going to sleep, can you promise me not to run around? If I fall down, I don't want to collect the body for you."

I felt it glared at me, then moved its body, pouted its little butt to face me, wagged its tail and crawled back to the sink, shrunk its shell and ignored people.

Hey, are you still playing tantrums?I was angry and wanted to laugh, I poked his exposed little tail, it flicked its tail and bounced off my hand, but its head and limbs still couldn't come out of the shrinking shell.

I'm not kidding it, we all need a break.I yawned again, covered my lips and waved to it: "Sleep, good night."

I never dreamed of that arrogant Gui Xing again, and woke up until dawn.

However, I didn't sleep until I woke up naturally.

Around dawn, I heard a banging sound coming from under the bed.

I was woken up, rubbing my eyes in a daze, and looking down, the guy was actually under my bed, with his head raised high, meeting my eyes.

"..." I grabbed him, "How did you get out?!" I checked him up and down, the shell was intact, and he was in good spirits. out and land safely.

Who the hell knows what happened?

It slid its limbs restlessly, trying to break free from my hand, and the sharp nails scratched my skin very painfully.With a dark face, I threw it back into the sink, filled it with water, threw a few feeds into it, and then went to wash it.

It crawled around restlessly in the sink, scratching the porcelain wall and rattling. I wondered if the sink was hard enough to be scratched by it.

I walked over while wiping my face, it looked up at me, showed its teeth and claws in demonstration, and continued to crawl and scratch.I thought of the water tank that died heroically, and I felt very sad. I put away the towel, went out and bought a large plastic water basin and came back.

The water basin is too big for its small body, I put it in, and it immediately crawled faster than anything else, like an emperor visiting a new palace, circled around the water basin, and then climbed up to me. Placed on the tiles, proudly raised his head, overlooking the common people.

It seemed that it got along very well with the water basin, so I poked its little head and said with a smile, "Don't crawl around here obediently, I'm off to work."

It opened its mouth and wanted to bite me again, and I withdrew my hand wittily.I poked his tail angrily, sprinkled some more feed, and closed the door for work.

When I opened the canvas, my mind was blank for the semi-finished work. The inspirations I thought about before going to bed last night left collectively, empty, and I couldn’t think of anything.I tried to write to get back the feeling, but the drawings were not satisfactory.

My mind was in a mess, I closed the SAI, poured a glass of water to drink, and forced myself to calm down.

A quiet picture came to mind, turtle, starry sky, and tranquility. I involuntarily opened SAI, created a new canvas, and couldn't wait to freeze the picture in my mind in the form of painting.

Sketches, line drafts, all in one go.

I look at the semi-finished product with satisfaction, ready to paint.At this time, the door rang, and I was startled. I live here alone, so why would there be a knock on the door?

I just remembered that naughty guy exists.

I opened the door and the guy was at my feet, looking up at me again.It flicked its small tail, as if saying to follow me, crawled under the refrigerator, then raised its forelimbs and put it on the refrigerator, as if it was going to push the refrigerator door open.

"..." I looked confused, "What do you want to do?"

It turned its head and stared at me, its scorching gaze seemed to say, slave, please open the refrigerator for me.

I opened the refrigerator and it slid in.

Oh, the iced turtle meat should taste good too.

If it wasn't for the fear that it would freeze to death here and emit a stench, I'd really like to close the door directly and let it enjoy the feeling of being cold and flying.

It stretched its neck and sniffed here and there like a dog, then it raised its head high and stared at a certain plastic box and stopped moving.

My eyelids twitched, and I had a bad premonition.

What's in that plastic box?The beef, I just went out and bought it casually. When I bought it, it was still warm and bleeding. It was very fresh.

"What do you want?" I asked it.

It opened its mouth and turned to look at me again.

"..." I think I probably understand what it means——

Slave, serve me for dinner!

I took out the box of beef and grabbed it into the water basin. It crawled around in the water basin excitedly, staring at the beef all the time.There is a lot of feed in the water basin, and it is all swollen. It seems that it is not interested in the feed.

I changed the water for it, cut the beef into small pieces and put it in the water.

"Hey!"

It stretched its neck and grabbed the beef, almost biting my hand.

I patted it on the head angrily, but it didn't shrink back, and happily continued to bite the beef. After eating, it stared at me proudly.

I repeated the action of feeding it until it was indifferent to the beef I stretched out, and the time to serve the uncle was over.

It yawned, crawled lazily off the tiles, and curled up in a corner for sleep.I think the sun is very good today, so I put the water basin under the sun.

It climbed to the place where the sun was most dense, looked at me, as if saying, the slave has done a good job, and there will be a lot of rewards.

I was overwhelmed by thunder, just when a call came in, I turned around to answer the call.

The friend's cheerful voice sounded: "Hong Yi, your house is on fire!"

"What's the fire?" I was puzzled, "I haven't stewed it yet, where did the fire come from?"

"What, you're going to stew it? Don't do it," my friend exclaimed. "It's an internet celebrity now, and it's been forwarded like crazy on Weibo Moments. If you don't believe me, take a look."

I went to Weibo and took a look. The homepage was really a group photo I took with it yesterday, and the comments from netizens dominated the entire Weibo.

"Did you see it? I said this turtle will definitely bring you good luck. Look, it's time to change your luck."

"..." I don't want this weird way of transshipment. What's so good about becoming an Internet celebrity? Someone will stare at you every move you make, and you will be skinned by people. "I warn you, you must not expose it My Weibo account, or I will strangle you to death."

The friend paused and laughed hehehe: "Well..."

I have a bad feeling.

"I've been exposed, you can't pinch me, hahaha!"

The phone was cut off suddenly.

I was stunned, and I couldn't get through when I called again.

Annoyed, I logged into the Weibo account and found that I had been tweeted thousands of times by Aite. Seeing that the trend was still increasing, I couldn't stand this feeling, so I immediately changed the Weibo name and quit Weibo.

I went back to see that guy, it was shrunk in the shell, enjoying the sun bath, dozing off, and looked indifferent to the world.

I sighed, I really don't know whether it is a blessing or a misfortune to raise it.

The author has something to say:

(⊙V⊙) Please give some comments~