Although the tortoise is thin, it still has time to attack

I have been shopping in the flower and bird market for a long time.

My friend said that I have been unlucky recently, it must be due to lack of aura, and I need to raise a turtle to attract luck.I didn't believe in this kind of evil thing at first, but after I almost fell down the stairs, I was trapped in the elevator, my hands were burned by the soup after eating, and a series of bad things, I kind of believed it.

You can see big and small pet turtles everywhere in the flower and bird market, but after looking for a long time, I didn't like any of them.

Until I entered a strange store.

The store opened in a very narrow corner, the lighting is very dark and eerie, and there is no one in the store, so quiet that only the sound of bubbles tumbling from the oxygen of the aquarium can be heard.

I saw the turtle at a glance.

That tortoise is very special. It was put in the water basin together with other turtles. The other tortoises shrank their heads, looked around, or climbed up and down. Only it raised its head proudly and stared at me.

Yes, staring at me, I felt a seductive sight from it, and then trapped me in the sight like a hunter catching prey.

I couldn't help but shudder. As a human being, I was stared at by such a pet, and my body even trembled subconsciously.

I wanted to leave, the sight was terrible, but my feet didn't work, and I approached the water basin against my will, then squatted down, and approached the turtle.

The haughty posture of the tortoise is like the king among the tortoises, with an incomparable arrogance, with its head held high, its sharp claws spread, and its back erect.Only then did I realize that the pattern on its back was different, and upon closer inspection, it looked a bit like a dragon pattern put together from bits and pieces.

I still wanted to escape from here, but my hands couldn't move anymore, I actually picked it up with both hands reverently and hugged it in my arms.God, I feel like I'm going crazy, it's only the size of my palm, can you imagine how weird it is for me to use the "hug" position?

"Oh, it seems that you like this turtle very much, and you are still holding it. You must be a very kind owner." The owner of the shop appeared out of nowhere and looked at me with a smile.

The owner of the store is a somewhat fat middle-aged woman. When she smiles, she looks like Maitreya Buddha cheerfully, her eyes bent into crescent moons.

I can't laugh.

This little guy actually grabbed my button with teeth and claws, and the whole turtle was on my body.

"It likes you very much." The owner smiled very happily, in my opinion, it was like gloating.

I grabbed this thing to keep it away from me, but it was firmly hooked on me, its sharp claws even pierced through the thin shirt and stuck on my skin.

"Maybe you can get along better," the shopkeeper said with a smile on his face. "For example, you can buy it back and develop a relationship with it."

This is a great idea, I can have steamed turtle meat tonight.

I don't know what the shopkeeper did to it, but it suddenly became obedient, and was honestly caught by the shopkeeper and put into the small water tank without moving.

The owner smiled and handed me the water tank: "Buy one get one free, I wish you a happy life."

The water tank is rectangular, except for a cover on the top that can be opened, the others are closed.I put the lid on tight, put the water tank on the trolley running board, and drove home.

After driving less than a few hundred meters, I heard a bang bang sound from the car. I thought the car had broken down, so I pulled over to take a look, and was shocked.This guy actually hit the water tank vigorously with his body. It seemed that he was not satisfied with the narrow space and wanted to walk out.

"Stop making trouble, let me drive with peace of mind, okay?" I was really defeated by it. I shook the water tank until it overturned its shell, stabilized the water tank and continued to drive.

There were a lot of vehicles on the busy road. I walked between the gaps of the busy vehicles and completely forgot about this guy. I didn’t remember its existence until I felt my trousers tighten, as if something was grabbing me.

I looked down at the red light, God, it crawled out and was sitting on my shoes, with its claws grabbing my trousers, trying to climb up.

This... is this a tortoise?Not to mention crawling out of the water tank, it can still climb on me.

I bent down to grab it, but it suddenly raised its head and stared!

"..."

I seem to hear it say: Dare to meddle in my uncle's business? !

I silently flattened the bottom of my trousers to make it climb more smoothly and fall more shattered.

I suddenly felt that it would be good to eat braised turtle meat tonight.

On the way home, ten thousand mud horses galloped by inside of me.

This guy actually climbed onto my shoulder.

If I hadn't been wearing a helmet just now, I swear it would have climbed to the top of my head, standing on the top of a mountain like the Lion King, overlooking the weak human beings, and let a lion's roar resound through the sky!

I looked at it from the side, and it was also staring at me. I believe that there must be a fierce fire in my eyes. I just need to wait for a fire to burn this guy.

I tried so hard to throw it back into the water tank, put the water tank on the washing machine, I see how it can still crawl, it's better to climb out of the water tank, fall off the washing machine, and the tortoise shell rotted, tonight I Braised turtle meat does not need to be shelled.

This guy grabbed the wall of the water tank restlessly, his short legs stretched out too long, and he kicked violently in the water, as if he wanted to come out.I opened the lid of the water tank and pushed it back into the water. When I saw the feed I bought just now, I sprinkled it in. It will eat you to death. It’s better to swallow it to death.

I washed my hands angrily, walked into the study, and closed the door to block the sound of it hitting the water tank.

I called my friend and told me about my wonderful turtle.

The friend laughed non-stop: "Hong Yi, are you kidding me? How can a turtle be so smart, even a dog isn't that smart."

I knew he didn't believe it, so I sent the photo I just took to my friend's WeChat: "Look, this is a photo of him crawling on my shoulder. Let me tell you first, it's not a posing."

The friend stopped talking.

In this photo, that guy's eyes are particularly ecstatic, like an emperor looking down on the common people, I can't even imagine a turtle can make such an expression.I feel like a mount for it to drive.

After a while, the friend shouted in surprise: "Oh my god, this turtle is amazing. You bought a spirit turtle. This turtle will definitely bring you good luck. You are going to get rich Hongyi!"

"Okay, stop bragging, I don't know what the hell I raised, I have a terrible headache." I thought of the weird things that happened since I met this guy, and my head swelled up, "Okay, I won't talk to you Let's talk, I'm going to work."

The friend said: "Then you should work hard, by the way, Hong Yi, I think this turtle is so awesome, I want to put this photo on the Internet, do you mind?"

Friends like to post new things to Moments. I'm not interested in this. I just thought about a photo, so I agreed with my friend to post it without any problems.

After hanging up the phone, I turned on the computer, connected the tablet, and started my work—drawing.

I am a painter. I was admitted to a first-class art school by relying on my talent. I found out that it was hard to find a job learning painting when I stepped out of the society. for a meager salary.So I abandoned sketching, which was my favorite back then, and turned to study board painting, and now my income is decent.

I recently received a good salary for an order. I plan to spend more time and draw carefully.

However, I seem to have overlooked the existence of a certain guy.

There was a crisp sound of glass falling outside the room, I shook my hand, and a line ruined the handsome face of the character, I returned to the operation sadly, put away the tablet, and walked out of the room.

Sure enough, the tank fell to the ground and shattered.

Where is that guy?I walked over to have a look and almost laughed out loud.

That mighty guy was lying on the ground with his feet up in the air, probably thrown into a circle, the tortoise shell swayed in the wind, his limbs curled up in the shell, motionless.

I couldn't help laughing, let this guy be arrogant, look at how embarrassed it is now, no matter how powerful it is, it's just a little turtle who can only flip its shell.

At this moment, that guy seemed to hear my taunt, his neck and right paw hit the ground at the same time, and he turned over suddenly, the sound of the tortoise shell hitting the ground was as if it was roaring angrily, which was very loud.

Then it held its head high, opened its bloody mouth brazenly, showing its sharp teeth, and demonstrated to me.

Here we go again, this handsome, domineering uncle has a temper.

I'm immune to its bad temper, I stared back, why staring, do you think staring at me can turn into thick eyebrows and big eyes?

I grabbed it, and it resisted and scrambled to grab my hand, but in the end it couldn't escape being locked into the sink by me.

I looked at the mess on the ground, and my temples were throbbing. This guy barely ate the feed, and the swollen feed was scattered on the ground one by one, disgusting like smallpox.

"You can't be quiet, have a good meal or something?" I poked its head angrily, and it opened its mouth to bite me. Fortunately, I retracted my hand quickly, and I poked its tail in a fit of anger, and it poured sperm, and its tail retracted It must be as fast as lightning, and then except for the head sticking out unyieldingly, it will shrink wherever I want to poke, it really pissed me off.

I cleaned up the floor, but the guy was still messing around in the sink excitedly, scratching the porcelain wall with his claws, making my scalp tingle.

I rubbed between my brows tiredly, and surrendered: "I have lost to you, I let you out, how about you promise me not to run around?" It is too small, if it gets into the crevice under the bed, I have to dig the ground It takes three feet to grab it out.

I don't know if I was dazzled, but it seemed to understand, and actually made a gesture similar to nodding.I rubbed my eyes in surprise to make sure I read it right. I grabbed it and stared at it. This turtle has a head, a tail, and limbs. Compared with ordinary turtles, it is not as long. Multiple eyes, multiple horns, how can it be so spiritual?Could it be that it was the Marshal of the Canopy in its previous life, and was relegated to the mortal world as a turtle?

"I said, what's your name?" I felt that I was a little nervous, and I actually asked the name of a turtle that couldn't speak.

Of course it can't tell me, it is scratching back and forth in my hand, opening its mouth, hesitant to speak.

"If you don't tell me, then I'll give you a name," I smirked maliciously, "How about calling it bastard... ouch!"

This guy actually bit me and I angrily threw it back into the sink.Fortunately, its bite is not strong enough to break the skin, otherwise I would immediately throw it into the pan, fry it, and sprinkle chopped green onion in by the way.

"Then tell me, what's your name?" I rubbed my reddened skin, "Tuigui?"

It opened its mouth.

"...Eggy?"

Then it extended its head.

"... Ding Ding?"

Then it spread its limbs, revealing sharp claws.

"...cock?"

At last it closed its mouth hard, and gritted its teeth.

"..."

...I feel that what I raise is not a turtle, but an uncle.

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╮(￣▽￣")╭ This is the story of a little shouhou tortoise master, the tortoise master is really a dragon tortoise, (⊙v⊙)