I became a crow's mouth after crossing

The courtyard was full of heat, and the roof of the pergola that had just been blown away by the strong wind the day before had returned to its original state.Three dishes and one soup were placed on the long table for four people, a stir-fried snake soup, a boiled vegetable, a cucumber, and a large bowl of small sparrow egg soup.The spicy snake soup, the fragrance of the little sparrow eggs, served with green vegetables and fresh cucumbers, served with polenta and steamed buns with mixed noodles, made everyone feel unsatisfied and appetite.

However, Su Lang was not very happy because of the mutation of his ability. He slowly swallowed the last bite of the little sparrow egg. Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the dumb aunt who was carrying a vegetable basket. His gaze paused, and then he slowly laughed.

If you are in a bad mood, go and see the beauty.

The boy stepped forward to stop the dumb aunt, and bared his little canine teeth: "Auntie, I'll just go and bring him food."

The dumb aunt couldn't make a sound, so she just gestured with her hands. Su Lang didn't understand clearly, but guessed that the dumb aunt probably wanted him to eat more, so she just sent it.

"I'm full, auntie, go and eat by yourself, and leave the beauty's meal to me." Mentioning the beauty, a happy smile quietly appeared on the young man's fair face.

The dumb aunt was taken aback for a moment, and soon she seemed to understand something, she shook her head helplessly, but she didn't insist anymore.

Su Lang was humming a tune in his heart, and before he reached the door of Luo Zhan's room, he cheerfully shouted: "Beauty, I'm bringing you delicious food."

The tone is like a child who has done something great and can't wait to be praised.

Luo Zhan, who was inside the door, couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth. The familiar opening words made him grit his teeth, but at the same time couldn't help but have a headache.

Every time that little bastard came to see him, he always had the same tone—beauty, I brought you delicious food.It seems that in his eyes, eating is the most important thing in life, and others should be grateful for it.

Luo Zhan thought angrily, is his handsome young master such a superficial person?

So he still didn't give Su Lang a good look.

Su Lang took it for granted, he took the food out of the basket one by one, and placed them in front of the other party, no more, no less, all the same as what the people in the village ate.

"Hurry up and eat." The boy said that he also sat down beside him, and said in his mouth, "It's delicious."

It's like coaxing a child.

Luo Zhan glanced at him, his eyes fell on the dishes, and he didn't make a sound.

He is wearing a light blue robe today, with a white tunic underneath, which makes the young man's outstanding face more dignified and dazzling.

These clothes belonged to Luo Zhan himself. Su Da searched up the mountain with him and their luggage that day, but returned everything except the silver to him. Those who don’t understand may think that these thieves are trying to curry favor This beauty, but Luo Zhan knows in his heart that, except for the little fat man in front of him, everyone else treats him coldly.

Although he hadn't been out for a few days after being arrested, he also discovered that these bandits were doing something... It seemed a little different from the bandits he had imagined.What is the difference, Luo Zhan is not very clear at the moment.

But he was not in a hurry, he expected that they would not let him go, he would figure it out sooner or later.

The beauty's eyes were lowered in meditation, and the young man's eyes on the other side were not bad either.

Su Lang looked at him with his chin propped up, seeing that he was still not moving, he said with concern: "Hurry up and eat, beauty, my father said that if you have trouble with anyone, you can't have trouble with your own body."

The big bump on the young man's forehead who said this seriously has not completely disappeared.

Can't get along with anyone, can't get along with your own body?Luo Zhan repeated this sentence playfully, and smiled with ambiguous meaning. It sounded a bit ironic when these words came from a group of bandits, but he had to admit that it seemed... it really made sense Son.

Luo Zhan, who was doing it all over again, didn't want to be wronged or treat himself badly at all, so he slowly picked up the chopsticks and ate gracefully.

Here at Su Lang, there is no such thing as not eating or sleeping, so he blinked his eyes and asked, "Is it delicious?"

Without waiting for the other party to reply, the young man chirped and chirped, with a hint of complacency in his tone, "Fourth Uncle found a nest of little sparrows, and he took me here on purpose today, beauty, you've heard of little sparrows. Is it? Let me tell you, the little sparrow is a kind of bird. It is said that it is only found in Xianyun Peak. It is delicious, and the meat is fragrant and tender. I picked up a lot of bird eggs, the ones you ate, aren’t they delicious?”

Luo Zhan recollected the taste in his mouth, thinking that it is indeed very fragrant, smooth and tender in the mouth, and memorable.

He picked up another slice of evenly cut meat from another plate, put it into his mouth and chewed it carefully. It was a taste he had never tasted before. It was fragrant and delicious, the meat was delicate and chewy, and it was extremely delicious.

It didn't show on the face, but Luo Zhan put a piece of meat in his mouth again.

Su Lang recited a lot of knives, and his mouth was a little dry, so he poured himself a cup of tea, sipped it, and stared at the other party cheerfully.

Two quarters of an hour later, Luo Zhan put down the bowl and chopsticks, and there were not many dishes left on the plate, especially the egg soup and snake soup. There were only some ingredients and a layer of clear soup at the bottom of the bowl.

Seeing that he was almost done, Su Lang showed his little canine teeth, looking pure and innocent.He said happily: "Beauty, do you also like to eat snake meat? Then I will ask my father to catch some more roasted meat tomorrow."

Luo Zhan's face changed, and he suspected that he had heard it wrong: "...what meat?"

Su Lang blinked: "Snake meat."

Luo Zhan: "…………………"

An uncontrollable feeling of nausea flooded my heart, and the slices of meat that I thought were extremely delicious just now turned into slippery and terrifying snakes wriggling their bodies... Sensing a convulsion in the depths of his throat, Luo Zhan no longer Unable to bear it, he hurried to the corner, bent over a tattered flowerpot placed there, and vomited.

Su Lang pursed his lips for joy, and immediately wanted to hum a song again. He held back considering that the character design of the little fat man would collapse, and hurriedly restrained the curvature of the corners of his mouth to pretend to be surprised.

"Beauty, beauty, what's the matter with you?" The young man stepped forward to surround Luo Zhan worriedly, as if he wanted to help but was helpless, a flash of inspiration flashed in his panic, "I, I, I... I'll go find San Uncle come!"

As he said that, he was about to turn around, but his wrist was grabbed by the other party. The embarrassed Luo Zhan stared at him fiercely: "Little bastard, did you do it on purpose?"

There are two things that Luo Zhan hates the most in his life, one is the people in Luofu, and the other is the cold and slippery snake. If he knew that it was a plate of snake meat, he would not move even if he starved to death. .But this little bastard didn't talk about it early and didn't talk about it later. He didn't talk about it until he finished eating. Didn't he mean to disgust him?

Su Lang looked at him puzzled, "Beauty, what are you talking about?"

Luo Zhan laughed angrily at him. He grabbed the young man tightly, lowered his face and slowly approached him, and said word by word: "Call me a beauty again?"

Su Lang's almond eyes widened, with a dazed and aggrieved look: "Beauty..."

"Very good," Luo Zhan sneered, and he raised his other hand to pinch the boy's fleshy chin, "You like me, don't you?"

Su Lang stared at the magnified face in front of him, as if bewitched, he nodded stupidly.

"Do you like my looks, or do you like me?" The corners of Luo Zhan's mouth curled up, but there was no smile in his eyes.

Su Lang didn't seem to understand the meaning of this sentence, his jaw was pinched and he subconsciously said: "I like you... um—"

Before he could say the word face, he was blocked by a pair of pressed lips.

Luo Zhan who made this move had deep eyes, his lips were inevitably stained with some filth due to vomiting, and now they all rubbed against Su Lang's face and lips.

Su Lang's eyes widened to the maximum, as if he didn't know what happened: "..." WTF? ? ?

His lips moved, as if he wanted to say something, but Luo Zhan seized this opportunity, raised his troops and directly invaded the boy's interior, and swept him all the way until he felt the pungent and strange smell in his mouth All subsided, he slowly withdrew from the boy's mouth.

Luo Zhan: "How does it taste?"

Don't you want to disgust me?Now, let's see who we hate.

Su Lang: "..."

He stood there in a daze, and after a long time, under Luo Zhan's calm gaze, he blushed belatedly, as if he finally realized what the two of them did just now, and he didn't dare to look again The other person's face, which was deeply in his heart, ran away from Luo Zhan's room as quickly as if his butt was on fire.

After running a long distance and making sure that the other party couldn't see him, Su Lang leaned against a tree trunk and spat: "Bah, bah, bah!"

Shit, I made a mistake.

What a mistake!

Su Lang hammered the tree trunk hard, and spat a few more times.

From the memory of the little fat man, Su Lang knew that most people could not accept snake meat. The little fat man also heard Su Er who was sitting next to him say with a sigh when the big guys gathered together to eat snake meat, that snake meat is here It is not accepted by the general public, and only this group of elders in the village are not taboo about meat and vegetables, and dare to eat anything. Others avoid snake meat, and even don't even think about it.

Because of this, Su Lang wanted to entertain that beauty.

Who knew that the result was beyond his expectation, causing him to lose everything, lost his wife and lost his army, and even lost his first kiss in two lifetimes.

Su Lang thought bitterly, this deal is really a big loss!

The author has something to say: This is a tasteful kiss~