Cannon fodder apprentice counter attack system

Suppose Wang Junsheng and Yaoqi have already ascended, and after ascension, they gave up the chance to become immortals and decided to return to the world together with Yaoqi.

At this moment, it is the thousandth and fifth days since they came to this world, and this day happens to be New Year's Eve.

At this moment, Wang Junsheng has fully learned to use any high-tech products in this world, such as computers, mobile phones, electric lights, cars, etc., all the technological products that he has never seen before that are beyond the scope of his thinking.

Due to his outstanding learning ability, he is now a completely modern person.

And they created a new identity through Taoism that is incomprehensible in this world, which is hidden among ordinary human beings.

Wang Junsheng had to go on a business trip to S city because of work, Yao Qi was very depressed because of this, he had to spend a whole new year alone.

Yao Qi closed the door of his small shop, looking at the increasingly bleak environment outside, feeling a little sad.

It's been close to three days since they had a sweet couple act!

This fact drives him crazy! ! !

The oppo in his pants pocket trembled twice, he immediately took out his phone and unlocked the screen, but unfortunately, it wasn't the person he hoped for the most.

It is now five o'clock in the afternoon, and seven hours later, that is, 420 minutes, or 5000 and [-] seconds, it will be the New Year's Eve!But Wang Junsheng, whom he was thinking of, his daughter-in-law has not come back, and she will definitely not come back!

Yaoqi walked up the stairs of the small shop, walked up to the second floor, and stopped at the corner. Outside the transparent window was the silent night. Looking around, there were only a few scattered street lights left, while other light sources, in every family.

Those families must be a family of three happily sitting on their own sofa, happily handing out red envelopes, and then waiting for the Spring Festival Gala at seven o'clock.

Yao Qi angrily fell into the single sofa, stared at the couch on his right for a while, and stared at the snow-white ceiling a little blankly.

He picked up the remote control on the coffee table, turned on the TV, adjusted the TV channel to CCTV1, and then took out his mobile phone.

The signal light of the mobile phone has been blinking and vibrating for a long time, but Yao Qi knew that it was not a message from the person he wanted, but his friend.

Friends are not the kind of friends who are very familiar, but business partners. Due to various reasons, he naturally wants to get in touch with them.

After unlocking and opening wx, the chat group started to swipe the screen frantically.

Most of them are copied from nowhere.

With test symbol emoji:

Today is New Year's Eve, I wish you a happy new year in advance, Gong Xi Fa Cai! [Hold fist] Whatever you want in 2017

恭喜 发财

[There should be a symbol expression here]

Good health and rich resources, all wishes come true and everything goes well

Happy Year of the Rooster

Those who ask for red envelopes:

Shy, I have a sentence that I have never dared to confess to you, but today I finally mustered up the courage: When will you send me a red envelope for New Year greetings?

When I saw this Yaoqi, I got angry and thought: Fuck, I don’t know you well, so I beg a fart red envelope, we still have to save money to marry a wife!

There are a lot of similar ones, but it’s really boring, it’s better to have a red envelope.

He turned off the messages in the group and went to check Moments again.

Looking at it, the mood is even more depressed.

It's roughly like this:

My boyfriend gave me a red envelope, I love him so much~~

The picture below is of course a screenshot of the transfer, and a selfie by the way.

Here are a bunch of replies:

So loving~~

Little beauty, more and more beautiful!

Your boyfriend is so kind to you, I really want to have such a good boyfriend!

………………

Most of the following are similar, either to show boyfriends, or girlfriends, or to show parents, anyway, they just don’t give those who are single at home any chance of survival.

Depend on!

Yao Qi almost crushed his phone, if he hadn't thought about him but my OPPO cost him thousands of dollars, he thought he would have thrown it out.

He turned off Moments and stared blankly at the TV for a long time, feeling itchy to play King of Kings.

He slowly turned on the computer, and a disk came!

Then... total failure!

Yao Qi couldn't help slamming the keyboard angrily!

He even forgot that he is a handicapped party, and he has never won the game of King of Kings. It was a waste of his 180 seven yuan coins!

I glanced at the time in the lower right corner, it was only six o'clock.

I'm upset... I'm really upset that he can't show his affection, what kind of love meal, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

He took out his WeChat and clicked on Wang Junsheng's account.

That is the account he created for Wang Junsheng, the name is Wangwang of Aiqiqi, Wang Junsheng has never changed it, which makes Yaoqi very satisfied.

He clicked on and entered.

【Honey, are you there? (><)]

After waiting for a long time, there was no news from Wang Junsheng.

【busy】

Yao Qi was wronged, he didn't even have a punctuation mark!Although I know that Wang Junsheng is really busy, but he is really so busy that he doesn't even have time to chat, right?

Could it be that he is really tired of himself?

No, before the business trip, Wang Junsheng still treated himself like this, and then like that.As an old man, Yao Qi shouldn't be shy, but this time, perhaps because he endured the pain of lovesickness for several days, his body is extremely sensitive. When he thought of what happened before, he stood in front of him uncontrollably. Get up, and the back also starts to feel empty, wanting something to fill it.

Yao Qi twisted her body, then changed her position, lay down on the sofa, and continued to send.

【Do you miss me~~(￣▽￣～)～】

The reply was quicker this time.

【think】

Although there are still no punctuation marks, this time Yao Qi feels much more comfortable and warm.

Yao Qi's head became hot, and he ordered the transfer immediately, and then called 520.

Then, after thinking about it, I continued.

After sending 520 twice in a row again, Yao Qi felt much better, even if he lost more than 1000, he didn't feel at all.

You know, on weekdays, he is a very picky person.

【? 】

It took Wang Junsheng a while to react.

Yao Qi blushed slightly, and then typed.

[520 means I love you~(￣▽￣～)～We haven’t seen each other for three days～(￣▽￣～)～I miss you, miss you, miss you~~~]

It took a while for Wang Junsheng to reply.

[I love you too, I will come back soon, my account is not bound to a YH card, so don't call me next time.Obediently wait for me at home. 】

Yao Qi immediately felt that the sky was struck by lightning, and felt that his glass heart was broken, but he felt that these words were so sweet and loving, so he forgot those little thoughts.

So, he typed.

[Okay!Come back soon, I love you, what a snap! 】

There was no reply, but Yao Qi was satisfied, so he took a screenshot and sent it to Moments.

He originally wanted to write something, but after thinking about it, he felt that it was too boring, so he sent it directly.

As soon as I sent it, someone replied.

So loving (-ω-')

Angry single dog!When will you have a wedding wine!

When did I have a girlfriend, why didn't I know? ? ? ?By the way, remember to give the wedding candy!

Fuck!Catch the rich!Rich people, do you still lack leg pendants?The kind that can be carried anytime~

Rich local tyrant, do you still need a girlfriend?The kind that can go up to the living room and down to the kitchen~

Upstairs, where did you come from? Didn't you see that someone has a girlfriend?

[Hey, go to bed early, don't wait for the New Year's Eve. 】

After several minutes of silence, someone came out to speak.

... Am I wrong?Your gender is male... But the one upstairs seems to be... also a man?

Immediately afterwards, the entire circle of friends fell into chaos.

A bunch of people in the group began to poke Yao Qi privately.

[Hey, hey, your ta is him? ? ? 】

The corner of Yao Qi's mouth raised, and he replied.

[Yes so what? 】

The other side was quiet for a long time, and suddenly he became high.

[Wow! ! !The first time I met a real gay! ! !I wish you happiness! ! !Also, you are definitely a peerless treat~~ It’s so nice of you to treat yourself! 】

[Hey, why am I not Gong? 】

【That's not for sure~~ I don't even look at how much he spoils you, be good~~】

Yao Qi felt that enough was enough, chatted with her a few more words, and was about to take a shower and go to bed.

He listened to Junsheng very much.

After he washed himself clean, he put on his cotton trousers and cotton coat and went out of the bathroom door. He was about to throw off the quilt and lie down, but he heard the sound of the door being unlocked.

Yao Qi couldn't help being taken aback, Wang Junsheng didn't come back until the day after tomorrow?

Was it not he, the thief?

No way... New Year's Eve...

Yao Qi immediately got off the bed lightly, put on her cotton shoes, then grabbed the desk lamp at hand, and was about to go out to have a look.

But soon, Yao Qi was stunned, and put the lamp in his hand on the bedside table, ran out the door, passed the corridor, and quickly ran to the end of the stairs.

A man in a black casual suit stood on the stairs. The moonlight shone through the window and hit the man's tall and straight body, making his expression particularly gentle and soft.

Yao Qi looked at the man in front of him, still feeling a little dazed, until Wang Junsheng smiled lightly at him, and Yao Qi came back to his senses.

He hurried over quickly, his eyes full of attachment. "Didn't you say you won't be back until the second day of the Lunar New Year?"

"It's over as soon as possible, I miss you." Wang Junsheng's eyes were full of tenderness, and he just stared at the man in front of him.

In the past few days, he has long been thinking about him like crazy.

Yao Qi immediately showed a bewildered expression, ran to Wang Junsheng in three steps, grabbed Wang Junsheng's shoulders, and then tightly wrapped his arms around him.

"I thought you couldn't come back to celebrate the New Year with me, and I have been unhappy for a long time."

"Hey, am I back?" Wang Junsheng couldn't help but feel helpless, Yaoqi always like him, too clinging to him.

However, he also enjoyed it.

Seeing Yao Qi's reddish eyes, he couldn't help but feel a slight heat in his heart, this feeling would always appear as long as he was with Yao Qi.

"Let's go back to the room first." Yao Qi sniffed and said sullenly.

Wang Jun had a bad heart, "You want me?"

Yao Qi was stunned immediately, then blushed, clenched his fist and hit Wang Junsheng in the stomach.

Of course, it was very light.

"But, I want it very much, Master, don't you want it?" Wang Junsheng licked Yao Qi's ear maliciously, his voice low and seductive.

Yao Qi was defeated, and nodded angrily on his shoulder, then distanced herself from Wang Junsheng, and kissed him directly.

Outside the house, the sound of firecrackers was loud, and the two people in front of the stairs kissed extremely stickily.

Faintly, you can still hear the sweet sound of water.

Destined, it was another night of ecstasy.

The author has something to say: I won’t code this week~

Said to be reunited, so reunite

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