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Funny Destiny

April Fool's Day, April 2017, 4.

Years: Modern (Isn't that crap?)

Location: The second floor of Yao Qi's canteen.

Suppose, Wang Junsheng and Yao Qi (Yao Qi) were originally modern people, they did not cross over from the cultivation world, but got a fate through...a chance encounter.

At this point, the story begins.

April [-]st is known as April Fool's Day.

Since Yao Qi dropped out of high school and left home to work alone in W City, he has been living alone. Although his life is cold, but fortunately, he has a goal. For money and for living, he has no time to think about the love of his children. matter.

But on the morning of April [-]st, at [-]:[-], a phone call came.

The sunlight penetrated through the window and shone layers of golden light, bathing his whole body in sunlight.Under the white sheet was bulged up high, and on the outside was a head of jet-black hair.

The hair is neither too long nor too short, and it was messed up by the owner because he hadn't woken up in the morning.But the pillow that was supposed to be under his head was no longer what it should be at this moment, and it fell directly under the bed from the narrow bed.

"Sing a song for you, even sell your self-esteem to you, like me. How have you ever seen it before. Love words, if you hold your breath, you can't sing..." The melodious male voice woke up Yao Qi who was still sleeping , he was startled, his body shook violently, and finally a head poked out from the soft blanket, the fluffy hair seemed to be particularly lethargic, but he himself was unconscious, squinting After a while, he closed his eyes again, and then slowly stretched out a slender white palm from under the quilt, and began to fumble outside for the mobile phone he had put on the bedside table last night.

The mobile phone is a domestic Huawei. He has used it for several years and has not changed it. He thinks it is unnecessary.

The magnetic male voice finally came to an abrupt end. Yao Qi put the mobile phone in his hand to his ear, then continued to close his eyes, lie on the bed, took a breath, and then lazily said "Hello" to the other end of the phone One sound.

"Xiao Yao!! This is my lifelong request! Now I can only rely on you!!!" A panicked scream over there immediately made Yao Qi take the phone away from him.

It wasn't until the sharp male voice over there finally stopped that he slowly put the phone to his ear again, but he was completely awake.

Hmmmm?Yao Qi continued to maintain a zombie face, but suddenly got up from the bed, leaned half on the backboard, and said, "Don't worry, talk slowly when you have something to do."

It seemed that because of Yao Qi's calm voice, the people over there were comforted, and they didn't have the initial panic, so he took a breath and finally started to say: "I'm going on a blind date today."

Blind date?Yao Qi was a little skeptical.

"Aren't you cheating? Blind date? Harming girls?" Yao Qi frowned. He despises such things.

"The point is...that person is a man!!!" The person howled again.

Yao Qi became more energetic.

The person talking to him can be regarded as a friend since childhood—Zhi Buliang. They were classmates in elementary school, junior high school, and high school. Although Yao Qi dropped out of school because of his family, the other party was a talent. Not only was he admitted to a 211 key university, but he was also directly admitted to a master's degree, and went abroad to study in HF.

However, although the other party is a crook, the two of them are really just friends.

"Boy? Your parents already know?" Yao Qi asked.

"Well, they said that in order to prevent me from going out and hooking up with those wild men with AIDS, they specially found a lawyer in their company for me."

"Isn't it good? Lest you continue to promiscuously." Yao Qi really can't get used to Zhi Buliang always changing partners. If Zhi Buliang was really good to him back then, there is nothing to say, he would not Be friends with this type of person.

"But...but... that person is the Phoenix man!" Zhibuliang hesitated at first, but finally yelled out.

Yao Qi frowned, but still said patiently: "Phoenix Man is just a title, and it's only a small number of people who are as described on the Internet."

"I don't care, anyway, I don't want to go on a blind date with that person, and... I have someone I like." There was a little shyness in Zhibuliang's voice.

"Someone you like? Hey, you randomly found a third-rate starlet again?" Yao Qi rolled his eyes. "Didn't I tell you earlier that those third- and fourth-tier stars came here for your money? Tell me, which one is wholehearted to you? Isn't this side saying nice things to you? Over there Already in someone else's bed? They're using you."

Yao Qi doesn't like to meddle in these nosy matters. It should be said that he is actually quite indifferent to the outside world, but Zhi Buliang is different. He is a friend, so he doesn't want him to be deceived by others.

"This time... I'm serious, and he doesn't know that I'm crooked." The voice over there was serious at the beginning, but later, it became quite lonely.

Yao Qi's heart skipped a beat, and then he touched the glasses he had casually placed on the bedside table, and put them on the bridge of his nose. Then he calmed down his surprise, and asked in disbelief, "Would you be Did you find a straight man this time?! Listen to me, a straight man is a straight man, look at me, I have never been bent, when you chased me back then, did you see me promise you?"

"You are different!" The person over there immediately retorted loudly, and then the voice became quieter. "You are different...you are friends...and he is different. I like him differently than I liked you back then. As long as it is him, I am willing to do anything."

Yao Qi twitched his lips and said mockingly, "Would you like to be suppressed?"

Not to mention, although Zhibuliang is a crook, he is still a bit of a sissy crook, but he likes to be No. 1, and he has never changed for so many years.Yao Qi actually didn't believe it at first, after all, this person is such a... sissy, although he is tall, but those little shy gestures really make people unbelievable that he is a pure one.

But there was a simple "I do!"

Fuck!

Yao Qi almost cursed, he wanted to smoke a cigarette, but suddenly realized that he had quit smoking a long time ago, so he really could only stay on the bed for a while, not saying anything.

There was also the sound of heavy breathing coming from the phone.

"Okay, I'll help." Yao Qi finally relented. "Do you want me to scare him away?"

"Enen! Don't go too far, just let him look down on me. My parents didn't say it was his son, so...Phoenix man, he definitely doesn't want to like someone who has no money." Over there, he tried his best to come up with bad ideas.

"Come on, you." Yao Qi simply couldn't look directly at his words, but the most important thing right now was to help him, not to discuss Phoenix Man's problem with him.

Yao Qi hung up the phone, dressed neatly, and walked down from the second floor.There was a message on the mobile phone, which was the location of his blind date. After he took a look, he had already closed the door of the canteen and walked away from his house.

He now understands why Zhibuliang asked him to go.

First, that person is a lawyer after all, and it is not easy to deceive him, so it is a good rejection for him to be a citizen at the bottom of society.

Second, his home is very close, just in the cafe across two roads from his home.

Based on the above two points...

Yao Qi especially wanted to draw Zhibuliang.This friend has nothing to do, I despise him for being poor!Courting death.

He twitched the corner of his mouth, really too lazy to bother with that incomprehensible guy.In less than 5 minutes, he had already reached the door of the coffee shop.

The cafe is called Hinata Coffee.

His canteen is already in the city center, and there are many coffee shops around it.But for some reason, Yao Qi has a soft spot for this coffee shop called Hinata Coffee, and sometimes he will come here to relax, have a cup of coffee, and read a book, but after all, this kind of time is not much, so Several times a year.

Just take a break.Yao Qi thought.

While thinking about this, he has already pushed open the door of the coffee shop.The wind chime hanging at the gate tinkled, and then with a heavy closing sound, it gradually faded into innocence.

The door of the coffee shop is in a very rustic style, and the owner of this coffee shop probably likes sunflowers very much, so every seat is filled with sunflowers.

"Welcome, what coffee would you like?" As soon as he entered the door and walked to the front desk, he was asked kindly by a girl with a hearty smile.

Yao Qi looked left and right. On the left were couples in twos and threes, and on the right were a few elderly and single men sitting there. It was really hard to figure out which guy it was.

Yao Qi paid more attention to the man who was sitting in the innermost corner on the right. Although he looked quite ordinary, but for some reason, Yao Qi felt that he was quite different.

"I'm looking for someone, Mr. Wang." Yao Qi's voice was very cold, and those who were not familiar with him would definitely think he was a difficult guy to get along with.

Obviously, although the girl in front of her felt the same way, she still had a bit of professionalism after all, so she just froze her smile for a moment, then pulled the most perfect smile and said sweetly to Yao Qi : "Mr. Yao, Mr. Wang came half an hour ago, right there."

While speaking, the finger of the female receptionist pointed to the person Yao Qi had looked at before.Yao Qi couldn't help being taken aback, he helped his glasses on the bridge of his nose, thanked the female receptionist, and walked to the table over there.

The table is a round wooden table, painted with sky blue paint, it looks very pure, like the blue sky on the grassland.

He came to the table of Mr. Wang, Mr. Wang raised his eyelids, then put the newspaper in his hand on his right hand, and said politely: "Please sit down."

Yao Qi seemed to have been shocked all over his body, but before he could think about what was going on, his body pulled out of the seat one step faster than his head and sat down.He was a little uneasy, but fortunately, he was born to hide his emotions habitually, so he just raised his glasses frame, and then opened his mouth to reply. "Hello, Mr. Wang, I'm Mr. Yao."

Yao Qi also complained by the way, no wonder he was called, it turned out that Zhi Buliang had already figured everything out when he first sent the message between the two parties.

It's black!

Yao Qi looked at the man in front of him slowly. Although the man looked very weak, he was full of strength just by looking at his arm on the table.

He couldn't help feeling even more flustered, and then suddenly thought that he should take the initiative to attack immediately.

But obviously, he had already missed the opportunity to take the initiative to attack, and then he saw the man opposite him and said something that almost made him speechless. "You are not Mr. Yao, are you?"

What he said was quite simple, without any ups and downs in his tone, but for some reason, Yao Qi felt as if he had been caught and hurt his feet.

"Ah? I am, I am Mr. Yao." He almost lost his voice.

"Oh, then you are Mr. Yao, and the one who talked to me before was not Mr. Yao." Mr. Wang who was opposite seemed to suddenly realize that, and then gracefully put his right foot on his left thigh.

This natural aristocratic demeanor really made Yao Qi unbelievable, didn't it mean that he came from grassroots?How come you are so different from yourself.

For a moment, he almost didn't know where he put his hands and feet, but fortunately, his years of experience in society are still useful, so after he adjusted his state, he returned to the elite mode, and talked to each other.

"That's right, what you said is right." First of all, Yao Qi admitted everything, and he was ready to fight quickly. He always felt that he would fall into the hands of this person in front of him. In order to avoid all this from happening, he had to act quickly. Fight back.

"That man has a definite partner, and everything is his parents' wishful thinking, so he asked me to help you reject you. And today, he is going to accompany his partner." All of this, Yao Qi is not lying, Although he is not a partner yet, that bastard Zhibuliang did rush to other cities for a business trip because of that straight handsome guy.

Only Yao Qi knows about this matter!Although he didn't want to know at all.

"Since we are all adults, and you have already guessed everything, then let's not be sloppy, and you should go and reject him with his parents." Yao Qi said seriously.

"Yes." The man agreed very simply.

Yao Qi felt relieved, and then scolded Zhi Buliang again, why should such a simple matter be so complicated, and ask him to help?

"But..." The man stood up suddenly and slowly leaned over, Yao Qi immediately shrank his head back.

"What are you doing?..." Yao Qi was a little confused, and he couldn't even understand why he was always at a disadvantage when facing this person.

"I came on a blind date with a serious attitude, and I also wanted to find a good person to live with, but it seems that I was disappointed again." Mr. Wang's voice could not be described as disappointing, and Yao Qi always felt uncomfortable hearing it.

He understands that it is not easy to find a circle and find a partner who can live a good life, but he never thought that this matter would be equally difficult for the perfect man in front of him, so he couldn't help feeling sad.

He almost wanted to say recklessly, "I, you can go on a blind date with me!"

But as soon as this idea came out, he was frightened by himself, and he was not crooked, why did he say that?What happened to me today?

He offered a polite and symbolic reassurance. "There will always be."

Mr. Wang smiled lightly, didn't say anything, just picked up his briefcase and was about to say goodbye to Yao Qi and leave.Yao Qi felt a little uncomfortable, frowned and watched Mr. Wang walk to the door with his own eyes.

Unable to restrain himself, he also chased after him, and then grabbed the hem of his clothes.

Mr. Wang looked back at him in surprise, and everyone in the coffee shop also noticed the commotion at the gate.

Yao Qi let go immediately, then stabilized his fast beating heart, and said, "I heard that you are a barrister, please leave a call."

Mr. Wang was taken aback for a moment, then chuckled, and stretched out his hand to Yao Qi. "cell phone."

"Oh." Yao Qi immediately handed over his mobile phone.

Mr. Wang finally left the coffee shop, and Yao Qi stood alone at the door, really feeling desolate.A gust of autumn wind blew by, Yao Qi shrank his shoulders a little bit coldly, and then quickly ran towards his own canteen.

And he held the mobile phone in his coat pocket in his hand, and his heart was beating fast.

April [-]st, April Fool's Day, God made a joke for him.

He is finished.

He bends.

The author has something to say: That's it, to avoid wasting money, let's just write a side story...