mentally handicapped life

"Have you cleaned it up? It's so slow." Zuo Wen urged Yi Zhihang leaning against the bedroom doorframe, it would be too late to delay any longer.

"Hey, I'll be there soon, don't urge me, the more you urge me, the slower." Yi Zhihang tucked the hem of his shirt into his quick trousers, not forgetting to complain: "Who told you to insist that I wear a suit, it's so tight. I still have to wear a tie, which is a lot of work. Hey, how did you get this tie?"

Zuo Wen shook his head helplessly, walked over to tie Yi Zhihang's tie and said to him: "You still complain about wearing a tie once in 800 years, how many times have you been taught how many times you can't tie a tie, are you stupid?"

Yi Zhihang had a laugh, went up to kiss Zuo and asked, "It's fine if you know how to call, and drive your car and drive mine?"

"Mine." Zuo Wen straightened Yi Zhihang's collar, "Okay, take the coat, let's go."

When he arrived at the hotel, Zhong Gong was waiting at the door to welcome the guests. When he saw Zuo Wen and the two of them, his already happy expression suddenly became more cheerful, and he shouted: "Oh, the money giver is here! The rich man, this time I will give you money to my brother!" How much did you pack?"

"Go away." Zuo Wen threw the prepared red envelope into his arms, "This is for my niece, you don't want to take it for yourself."

Zhong Gong put the heavy red envelope into his pocket with a smile, and said: "How can that be, my daughter's is my daughter's! Go in, I have to welcome guests here."

"Okay, then we're going in, you can wait here." Zuo Wen said.

"Uncle Zhong, congratulations to my eldest niece on her full moon." Yi Zhihang said.

"Okay, okay, hey, look at this messy generation, hurry up and go in, your sister-in-law is up there in Room 805, if you want to see your niece, go there." Zhong Gong said.

Yi Zhihang's heart melted when he went upstairs and saw the child, the pink is so cute!Dai Yiyang saw his idiot look, and asked him: "Do you want to hug her?"

"She's so small." Yi Zhihang didn't dare to touch her.

Dai Yiyang smiled softly, and said: "Every child is like this, even when they were born, they were even younger."

Yi Zhihang swallowed, and said, "I dare not hug her. She is too young, and I am afraid of hurting her."

Zhong Yang rolled his eyes, gently picked up the child from Dai Yiyang's arms, and began to taunt: "Men here, you, you, I guess you are too." Zhong Yang turned to her husband, Yi Zhihang and Zuo Wen each white After taking a look, "I think you are all trash. You don't even dare to hug a child."

Musician: I was afraid that I might hurt her if I didn't grasp the strength properly.

Yi Zhihang: I'm afraid of hurting her.

Zuo asked: "Let me wash my hands. Zhihang, you also come to wash your hands. Brother-in-law, do you want to come and wash your hands together?"

"Okay, okay, dirty hands, it's not good to hold a baby." The musician said immediately.

Zhong Yang: "..."

Dai Yiyang: "..."

The full moon banquet ended at nine o'clock in the evening, and Yi Zhihang drank some wine, so he switched to the left and asked to drive today. "Brother, I really like Man Man, who is small and soft and very cute." Yi Zhihang said, Man Man is the nickname of Zhong Gong's daughter.

Zuo Wen took his hand and kissed her on the lips, and said, "If you like her, we will visit her often in the future."

Yi Zhihang touched Zuo Wen's face with his backhand, and said, "Uncle Zhong and the others will be full when they get old. What will we do when we get old?"

"We have each other." Zuo Wen rubbed his palm and said.

Yi Zhihang smiled: "You hold me, and I hold you?"

Zuo Wen raised his eyebrows and said, "What, you hate it?"

Yi Zhihang slid his hand from Zuo Wen's face, swam all the way to his arm and wrist, clasped his fingers and said, "I don't dislike anything about you."

Zuo Wen held him back and said, "That's because I'm handsome, so you have no reason to dislike me."

"Tsk, smelly shameless." Yi Zhihang said.

"Don't you just love me, that smelly and shameless person?" Zuo Wen said.

"That's true." Yi Zhihang said.

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When he got home to take a bath, as soon as the hot water was steaming, Yi Zhihang's alcohol came up, and he wrapped himself around Zuo Wen like an octopus, muttering in his mouth: "Dizzy, dizzy, dizzy..."

Zuo Wen put shower gel on his back and washed him carefully, Yi Zhihang still refused to get up when it was time to go to the front, Zuo Wen said helplessly: "You are so clingy to me, how can I wash it for you?"

Yi Zhihang rubbed his face against him and said, "You don't like me clinging to you?"

"I like it." Zuo Wen rubbed against Yi Zhihang and said, "But I'm going to give you a bath now. Be good, let's open it up."

Yi Zhihang frowned and shook his head, and said, "Why don't we go wash in the bathtub, mandarin duck bath."

Zuo Wen pinched Yi Zhihang's waist, which made him moan and tremble, "What kind of mandarin duck bath, the more you soak, the more dizzy you become, be obedient, hurry up and go to bed."

Yi Zhihang raised his head and kissed Zuo Wen twice, and reluctantly let go of him. Seeing his hands slippery with wet body wash, Yi Zhihang rolled his Adam's apple and said: " Bro, am I sexy?"

Zuo Wen smiled inexplicably, and said, "It's so sexy."

"No." Yi Zhihang held Zuo Wen's finger and brushed it across the scar on his waist, "I mean this."

Zuo Wen stroked the scars on his body, and said with a smile, "It's very masculine."

"You too." Yi Zhihang applied body wash to Zuo Wen, brushing his hands over his abdominal muscles, "I really like it."

Zuo Wen couldn't hold back and kissed her.

Yi Zhihang hugged him and kissed him back passionately.

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Zuo Wen has become more and more lazy recently. He hasn't exercised for a long time, and he can eat a lot. After eating, he starts to doze off while touching his round belly. He sleeps for a whole day, and when he wakes up, he continues to binge eat.Yi Zhihang looked at his swollen belly day by day, and his heart broke down a little.

"Zuoqian, you said you..." Yi Zhihang tentatively made an opinion, "It's not that I don't love you, I mean, as a doctor, shouldn't you pay more attention to your health? Look at you now This belly, if you get fatter, it will be three highs, which is not good for your health."

Zuo Wen looked at Yi Zhihang resentfully with a pair of eyes, and gently stroked his stomach with one hand, saying, "You're starting to dislike me?"

"No!" Yi Zhihang immediately coaxed him, saying that after Zuo Wen got fat, he became more and more sissy, hey. "I'm mainly worried about your body. It's not good to be too fat! See for yourself, is your belly as big as pregnancy?"

Zuo Wen became more resentful: "What, I'm already pregnant, why are you doing this! I think you just don't love me anymore, and I've worked so hard to get pregnant and you'll be able to make you fat! Can you still live this life? Divorce! @#^$*…”

Yi Zhihang asked Zuo Wen to make such unreasonable troubles, and he no longer had the extra energy to think about how he, a big man, could get pregnant, so he just coaxed: "Oh, I was wrong, I was wrong Yes, husband, I was wrong! How could I not love you? No divorce, no divorce! Don’t be angry, don’t be angry, you can’t be angry when you’re pregnant..."

Zuo Wen was still aggrieved, sobbing and saying, "You dare to even forget that I'm pregnant... Hey! Stomach hurts! I'm going to give birth!"

Yi Zhihang immediately panicked, and said incoherently: "Ah, what should I do! Lie down quickly! Go to the hospital! Where's the phone? You have to bear with it! I, I'll call right away!"

"It's too late, idiot!" Zuo Wen wrinkled his face and slapped Yi Zhihang, "Help me to the bedroom! I'm about to give birth!"

Yi Zhihang agreed, and just as he helped Zuo Wen to the door of the bedroom in a hurry, he heard a bang, the baby was born!It fell to the ground! "Zuo Wen! You gave birth! What to do!" Yi Zhihang was about to cry.

Zuo Wen was so angry that he slapped him again, and shouted at him: "Hold him up, what should I do! You bastard!"

Yi Zhihang was so dizzy from the beating that he didn't dare to resist, he stretched out his hand tremblingly to touch the small lump on the ground, tears were already streaming down his face: "Wuu... ask left, I... I don't dare... he's too Fuck me when I was young..."

"Hmm!" Yi Zhihang woke up with a jolt, and checked the time, 05:30.Look at the side, um, it's still that handsome Zuo Wen.I looked around again, um, there was no trace of a child.Then sneakily touched Zuo Wen's stomach, um, it was flat and slightly hard.Only then did Yi Zhihang let out a long breath, scaring his father to death...

"Huh?" Zuo asked Mimi to open his eyes, "What's wrong?"

Yi Zhihang hugged him tightly, arched his head into his neck, and said, "I dreamed that you were pregnant, gave birth to a baby and let me hug it, it scared me to death..."

Zuo Wen thought it was funny, what kind of mess is this? "Are you sure you dreamed that I was pregnant? I am such a manly man?"

Yi Zhihang laughed, stroked Zuo Wen's face and said, "You're such a bitch when you're pregnant."

"My motherfucker?" Zuo Wen woke up instantly, turned over and pressed Yi Zhihang, "Are you disliking your husband for not being strong enough? It seems that he didn't fuck you honestly in bed? Hmm?" Zuo Wen said Then we will go to Qinyi Zhihang.

Yi Zhihang dodged, turned around and held Zuo Wen down, bit him and said, "Who's fucking who?"

Zuo Wen flicked the hem of his pajamas, kissed him and said, "It doesn't matter..."

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……

The gasp in the bedroom hadn't quite subsided yet.

Zuo Wen pushed Yi Zhihang who was still lying on top of him, and said, "Hurry up and cook, I'm starving to death."

Yi Zhihang groaned: "Um... slowly, what do you want to eat?"

Zuo Wen thought for a while and said, "Just an fried egg sandwich, this one is quick. There is also apple and carrot juice, don't be lazy and add water."

"Okay." Yi Zhihang kissed Zuo and asked, "Sleep a little longer, and I'll do it for you now."

Zuo Wen nodded and kissed him back.

At night when Zuo Wen got off work and Yi Zhihang came to pick him up, Zuo Wen thought about it and discussed with Yi Zhihang: "I have to go to a neighboring province for a meeting next week, are you busy then? If not, come with me go."

"Next week? No." Yi Zhihang said, "I have to hand in the drawings for Mr. Dai's project next week. I'm very busy. You can do it yourself."

"Are you at home alone? I have to go for two days." Zuo Wen was not at ease. Since Yi Zhihang came back, the two of them have not been separated for so long. Zuo Wen usually pays attention to not letting him have time to think wildly. Afraid of accidentally provoking him again.Now we have to be separated for two days, why is Yi Zhihang acting like a normal person?

"What's wrong with me leaving the house alone?" Yi Zhihang asked strangely, "I'm not a fool like before. Are you still afraid that I'll starve to death alone?"

"No." Zuo Wen squeezed Yi Zhihang's shoulder, "I'm afraid you'll be thinking wildly when you're alone at home. What should I do when I come back and see that you're sick again?"

Yi Zhihang glanced at Zuo Wen, pulled his hand down and squeezed his palm, and said, "No, I know you're here. You've always been here, I know."

Zuo Wen was still a little worried, "Or I'd better not go to the meeting." Thinking so in his heart, he said it out of his mouth.

"Don't." Yi Zhihang interlocked his fingers, "How much do you have to give up for me if you want to keep doing this? You go, I'm fine, really. Call me as soon as the meeting is over to confirm it's okay ?”

Zuo Wen wanted to say something else, but was stopped by Yi Zhihang's beep: "Are you worried about me or can't bear to part with me? If you don't worry about me, then I will tell you that I will be fine. When you leave What I am, I will still be what I am when I come back. If you want to miss me, then we will have a video chat, okay?"

Zuo Wen was speechless.

On the day when he sent Zuo Wen away, Yi Zhihang listened to his uncharacteristic babbling, and suddenly felt that Zuo Wen was very cute at this time, so he couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What are you laughing at, are you listening to me carefully!" Zuo Wen frowned and said, "If you think you miss me and you can't find me, you must call me. I don't turn off the phone 24 hours a day, are you listening?"

Yi Zhihang hugged him and said, "Hey... what should I do, I'm starting to miss you now."

Zuo Wen's heart softened, he kissed him and said, "If I say no, you insist on me going, who is to blame?"

"Hey, it's a big crowd." Yi Zhihang looked around, tsk, there were indeed many people looking at them. "Okay, it's time for you to check the ticket, go in. I'll wait for you at home."

Zuo Wen kissed him again, and said, "We are a real couple certified by our parents, what's the matter with a parting kiss. That's enough, I'm leaving."

After checking the tickets, Zuo Wen took out his mobile phone to check, but there was no message.On the high-speed rail, there is still no information.Waited another 5 minutes, still no message.No, he couldn't help it.

As soon as Yi Zhihang drove the car onto the main road, Zuo Wen's phone call came in, he put on the earphones and pressed the answer button, Zuo Wen's slightly worried voice came over: "Why didn't you send me a message? What are you doing?" I’m panicking again because I can’t find it? I’m here. Huh? Why don’t you speak?”

"No." Yi Zhihang turned the car around, "I'm driving, and you are worrying about it. Can you still do it? Are you so worried about me?"

"Yeah." Zuo Wen laughed, "I was scared by you."

Yi Zhihang felt distressed and said, "I'm fine. Don't worry, I'll be fine, and I'll be fine for you."

Zuo Wen sighed softly and said, "I'm afraid that something happened to you because of me."

"Zuo Wen, I'm really fine." Yi Zhihang said, "If you're really worried, our phone is always on, okay?"

"Okay." Zuo Wen said.

……

Zuo Wen suffered for two days because he was afraid that Yi Zhihang would have something wrong when he was in a meeting or asleep.After finally getting home, when he got out of the station and saw Yi Zhihang standing there waiting for him at the exit, Zuo Wenwo felt like crying.Walking quickly, he pushed Yi Zhihang into his arms heavily, Zuo Wen sighed and said, "I finally see you."

Yi Zhihang patted him on the back to comfort him, and said, "I'm here. I'm here. Go home? I'm cooking."

Zuo Wen kissed the tip of Yi Zhihang's ear and said, "Okay."

On the way back, Zuo Wen kept holding Yi Zhihang's hand and did not let go. Yi Zhihang laughed at him: "Who can't do without who now?"

Zuo Wen kissed the back of his hand and said, "I, I can't live without you."

Yi Zhihang scratched Zuowen's cheek with his fingers, and said, "Drive well."

As soon as he got home and opened the door, Zuo Wen slammed Yi Zhihang against the wall, gnawed at Yi Zhihang's clothes impatiently, and couldn't wait, tsk.

Yi Zhihang was trembling all over after being captured by him, laughed and pushed him away a little, panting slightly: "Aren't you hungry? Let's eat first?"

Zuo Wen touched him, his voice was low and hoarse: "Can you eat?"

Yi Zhihang kissed him hard.

……

"Do you want it?"

"want."

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Yi Zhihang kissed Zuo Wen's shoulder lightly, and said, "Shall we go eat? The food must be cold, so it needs to be warmed up."

"Yeah." Zuo Wen's voice was still a little hoarse, "Take a shower first, and then change the sheets, quilts, pillows, and come up without taking a shower when you come back."

Yi Zhihang chuckled: "Who is in a hurry?"

"Me. We are Xiao Biesheng's newlyweds. I think you are also in a hurry." Zuo Wen said.

Yi Zhihang lay down on him and said, "You are looking for a sense of belonging."

Zuo Wen kissed the top of his head, hehe laughed and said nothing.

"Zuo Wen." Yi Zhihang raised his head and kissed Zuo Wen, "Believe me, I won't have any accidents again, I am no longer the mentally handicapped person I used to be."

"Yeah." Zuo Wen held his face and stroked it gently, "You are my lover."

Yi Zhihang rubbed the tip of his nose to the left and asked, "Let's take a bath, love?"

"Okay." Zuo Wen said.

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